#mall sebek au

[sbk-zgvlt]

Got this ask I wanted to share, Listen…..what about….Sebek getting a part time job….as some form of training

HE INFLICTS THE TRAINING UPON HIMSELF AND DIASOMNIA HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA ABOUT IT

He hears about Yuu complaining about how their world treats like. Fast food and retail employees and says "their job is literal HELL i dont know how they do it! everyone should treat them with respect" and he's like "HMMM A PERFECT WAY TO TRAIN MYSELF!!!"

So, during winter break, he takes up a job in both a fast food place and a retail store. Alright, hold up right there. Hey. You, the one reading this. Search up "jolibee worker uniform." Yeah. That's right. That's what he's wearing in the fast food place that is unrelated to Jolibee. Yeah.

Everyone in the Not Jolibee thinks he's a PAIN to work with because he does not get how these customers can end your entire career with a single recording. Either he's too loud, or he judges a customer's order, etc.

His boss sets him aside for a bit and goes "customer is always right bla bla bla" and what he doesnt know is that. Sebek treats any higher authority's words as LAW. So his performance suddenly SKYROCKETS and everyone else realizes "oh shit bro he's just a fucking puppy man. a little guy. if a customer starts telling him to refund their order he's going to refund their order now oh shit"

These guys have to work together to make sure that Sebek doesn't fall victim to sleazy customers and Karens. Except Karens have no effect on Sebek because anything they say goes over his head. "I'd like to speak to your manager!!!" "MY MANAGER IS BUSY, BUT I CAN SET UP A TIME AND PLACE FOR YOU!!!"

They get so put off by him that they leave. Everyone cheers. Sebek is now their Karen-repellant.

Anyways, Sebek gets whiplash from working in a retail store because there are NO uniforms to follow after. At best you just have to present yourself nicely. But not a single worker in Twisted Wonderland follows this rule because they just dress the aesthetic of their store. So, naturally, Sebek feels the need to follow after them too.

...did I mention that he works in Not Claires. Yeah, imagine that. Put their aesthetic onto Sebek. Yeah, YEAHHH.

Across from Not Claires is the Scorching Point (Totally not the twst equivalent of Hot Topic), and these two stores have NEVER interacted with each other. In comes Sebek, entering the mall in the most blandest outfit ever. But these retail workers see his stoic face, slicked back hair, and think "Oh. Scorching Point guy. Alright"

Imagine their surprise when he enters Not Claires instead, asking for the job. Someone from Scorching Point faints. Before he actually does any work one of the Not Claires employees suggest that he dress up like them for the appeal and to fit in with the general look of the store. Sebek says that he will.

Everyone has NO expectations for what Sebek is going to wear because bro literally went inside a mall looking like he goes there to window shop for household appliances only for their jaws to drop when he comes in with his hair down and decked out in PASTELS (He asked for help from Riddle who asked for help from Cater because "Sebek what the fuck is a Not Claires what is that"). Sebek had to be FORCED by Cater to style his hair down btw

And the thing is!!! Even if he works at Not Claires he ALWAYS goes over to Scorching Point on and off his shifts. Talks to this specific girl for some reason. Everyone else ignores it. The second week that Sebek's been there, a Scorching Point employee finally walks up to the Not Claires girl who always mans the cashier and asks for her number.

A bridge has been made between the two retail stores, carried by two lesbians and the green haired kid they like to gush about their crush to.

...Diasomnia still has no idea about this.

[loesspressonight]

This was inspired by the Mall Sebek AU!!

This is one of the funniest au's I've read of @sbk-zgvlt

I hope you like this sprite edit!

[cross-crye]

𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔬𝔱𝔶𝔭𝔦𝔠𝔞𝔩 𝔩𝔬𝔳𝔢

twst & genshin x (gn) reader fluff

w.c. 0.7k

Cliche dates they take you on! (somewhat modern au)

~ lets pretend i didnt forget about dinner dates and picnic dates. shhhh. also there's some charas that fit more of the date types so choosing was a bit of a struggle.

ꜱᴛᴀʀɢᴀᴢɪɴɢ

Lounging with your head laid onto his lap he slowly strokes your hair as you share stories underneath the night sky. You’re comfortable on the blanket he’d laid out on the ground, listening intently as he points out all the constellations to you. The occasional forehead kiss as he leans down towards you, whispered confession of love that will be forever lost into the night along with the occasional gentle caress. 

malleus; zhongli; kazuha; xiao

'ᴀᴅᴠᴇɴᴛᴜʀɪɴɢ'

Exploring the forests may seem bothersome to most, but not you two. It’s a truly special moment, breathing the fresh air while holding hands with your boyfriend, his gentle voice relaxing you further as you discuss the beauty of nature. Regardless of the original point of your visit, either it be a quick stroll, or something like foraging it’s no doubt that a bit of alone time with your significant other and nature was all you needed.

jade; rook; tighnari; ayato; gorou

ʙᴏᴏᴋꜱᴛᴏʀᴇ/ʟɪʙʀᴀʀʏ ᴅᴀᴛᴇꜱ

Not only are there many possible conversation topics in a bookstore, but the atmosphere of small libraries is always comforting, and the quiet air makes you whisper to your partner. It feels like it’s just the two of you in the whole world. It’s certainly an unforgettable experience since the workers kept on shushing you after you laughed too hard at a comment he made. 

al haitham; riddle; jamil

ᴀʀᴄᴀᴅᴇ ᴅᴀᴛᴇꜱ

Playing air hockey against each other, groaning in frustration while he laughs when you score in your own goal by accident. Him trying one of those ‘test your strength’ games to show off only to get a stupidly low result and for you to laugh at his disappointment. After trying every game in the arcade (and also having made a few competitions to see who was the better gamer) exchanging all your tickets for the silliest prizes (a pair of course) to keep as a memento.

 itto; floyd; venti; deuce; scaramouche; idia (if the place were empty)

ᴍᴜꜱᴇᴜᴍ ᴅᴀᴛᴇꜱ

Holding hands in the somewhat crowded corridors and taking way too long to read the explanations of every exhibit. Giggling at the automated voice of the interactive exhibits and taking silly photos of each other. Reluctantly asking a friendly-looking stranger to take a photo of you two in order to have a cute couple photo as a memento. Then finding something for each other in the souvenir shop (bonus points if it based on each others’ favourite exhibit)

azul; albedo; cyno; lilia (point at dinosaur skeletons and then make jokes about his age pls)

ʙᴀᴋᴇʀʏ/ᴄᴀꜰᴇ ᴅᴀᴛᴇꜱ

Choosing the corner booth so nothing distracts you from each other. Chatting over drinks and snacks when there's a nice atmosphere surrounding you. Leaning over the table and kissing his nose because there was some cream there. Looking away while blushing so much that your face is red because at the end of the day both of you are fools in love who still struggle to act on their feelings.

trey; ruggie; thoma; silver; kalim; sebek

ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇ ᴅᴀᴛᴇꜱ

‘Playing it safe’ by taking you to the movies. Only one bowl of popcorn so your hands brush against each other’s when reaching into the bowl. The classic yawning and stretch move in order to lay his hands around your shoulder. The movie being of the horror genre so he can have an excuse to hug you whenever there's a jumpscare because verbally admitting to desiring affection is unacceptable.

ace; kaeya; childe; jack; epel (wants to seem manly and protect u from the scary stuff)

ᴍᴀʟʟ ᴅᴀᴛᴇꜱ

It’s not his fault he wants to spoil you, he swears it! But regardless of how crowded the mall is, walking hand in hand from place to place and talking is still a nice bonding moment. Even if you don’t actually buy anything and just enjoy spending time with each other and eat some shitty mall food at the surprisingly clean tables in the food court it’d be a nice date. The fact that he got to show you off, and effectively prove that he has the best significant other is an added bonus.

leona; cater; heizou; diluc; vil (if his fans wouldn’t bother him)

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LOW KEY LAZY MALL SEBEK FROM @sbk-zgvlt 'S MALL AU CAUSE AHHHHHHHNH I LOVE ITT!!!!!!!

[milkstoner]

Since like, this summer, I’ve had this vague concept of a mallesil modern au, and it never really inspired me. I realized last night, while my mind was plagued by insomnia, that it didn’t give anything because i didn’t really flesh out silver as much as malleus. So here’s the concept.

Malleus —> like, 24 yrs old, just starting a masters in architecture. He’s the guitar in pop music club’s band. Also plays just about any instrument. Tattoo artist on the side. Rich boy, dead parents, grandma lives in a huge mansion, idk what his family does and why theyre so wealthy honestly like. Granny is strict and she disapproves of mal being in a band and living on his own, but he dgaf. He knows hes going to have to inherit whatever role granny occupies and tbh he’s comfortable knowing hes going to have like, some sort of authority. But for now he enjoys being sort of rebellious.

Silver —> like 18 (we need to do our best to parallel the human slash fae age gap, sorry). In the process of making a career out of being a ballet dancer!!! (Also does fencing and rides horses). Also a rich boy! Im paralleling the theory that silver is a stolen prince by giving him rich parents. Overprotected, strict parents. Idk what his parents do, but they work in the same domain as mals grandmother. (Perhaps theyre politicians…? That could add a layer of mystery around mals parents oh ooh… assassination? Im not fully decided yet but imagine.)

Pop music club (a band in this au);

Cater —> lead vocals. Not wealthy, really. Middle class. The band is his main income and he works as a ride operator in the summers. 22 years old. Dreams of fame and wealth. Art history student, met mal in a class they had in common.

Kalim —> drums. Rich boy. Mal’s childhood friend. Might be the son of politicians similarly to my idea for mal’s and silver’s families, and that’s how they know each other. The band is his hobby. He calls the shots. Spends his share of the money he earns spoiling his friends. Sweet angel. 21 years old.

Lilia —> bass (whore). Mal’s uni friend. He has spent so many years in university. He’s 28, like dude please graduate soon. Very mysterious. We dont know anything about his upbringing. Just a little freaky dude. Nomad. Malleus has no idea where that man lives. He crashes his apartment sometimes. Goes on road trips unprovoked. When he doesn’t show up to practice, the other three wonder if he really was just a collective hallucination. Then he shows up the next week like, oh hey guys i was (insert crazy adventure). The boys are used to it by now.

And of course, sebek —> 17. Silver’s childhood friend. Son of a dentist so hes relatively rich, not as much as silver/malleus/kalim, but still upper class. They’ve been rivals (according to sebek) since they were very small. They met during their first ballet class. He’s a fan of pmc+malleus’ band, and is especially a huge mal fanboy.

Mallesil have met a few times before. Think like, formal parties and such. They’re the 1%. It’s rare granny draconia and her grandson are invited, but when they do attend a party, everything gets real quiet. So mallesil have… noticed each other as children, think like, silver was 6 when he first acknowledged malleus’ (12) existence. Obviously the age gap is kind of significant at that stage so its not a problem that their guardians forbid them from interacting. (Though there was one time, when silver was 8 and malleus was 14, where silver got lost somehow, and malle was the only one he recognized in this huge mass of adults. He’s actually very straightforward, like « im lost », and mal guides him back to his parents without a word lol)

It gets a bit more problematic as silver grows up. Stolen glances, damn hes hot… silver is 17. He’d always been sort of fascinated by malle’s stature, his long, black hair, and his pale skin. Its like hes wrapped in mystery. Obviously, since silver is older now, he can finally recognize hes feeling attraction. Malleus… he cant help still seeing a child in silver since. Yk. Their very rare and brief interactions took place when silver was a literal child. But hey he can admit silver is cute… he sees him drinking like, non alcoholic cider in a corner and he comes up to him kinda nervous like… hey… u come here often. Its another brief interaction, but they find a secluded spot and malleus offers him a sip of his wine (im obsessed with the concept of mal making silver drink SORRY), silver is a bit shy and flustered… (hes a sensitive little gay boy). They have one thing in common, and its that they think these 1% parties are boring. There’s something scandalous about them interacting when their families strictly forbids them to like, even look at each other. (If were going the route that theyre politicians, granny has probably put into mal’s head that his parents were assassinated by silver’s family. He… believes her, but he cant blame silver for it, can he?)

They dont see each other again until like. A year later, when sebek drags silver to pmc+malleus’ show. Its late and silver shouldn’t even be there—he snuck out. He had no idea what he was going to see until he saw fucking MALLEUS on the stage. He’s in awe… the dexterity of his fingers, his large arms, the bright lights making him fucking shine, like wowww if he didn’t have a crush before, this is definitely what sells malleus. Now, imagine mal’s shock seeing silver in the fucking crowd—they make EYE CONTACT honey. His fingers fumble; his bandmates look back at him like ? For a single second before acting like absolutely nothing happened.

After the show, malleus calls to silver and they talk a bit in the alley leading to backstage of the venue (idk how any of this works)… like… what are you doing here i didn’t know u were into rock?… oh yeah I’ve seen sebek a few times hes kind of annoying. Need a ride home?

Next thing u know, romantic little motorcycle scene oooohhhhhh. Finally they exchange numbers… malleus has no social media presence lol the only way to contact him is to call or text him. As they are both children of important people, they cant exactly meet in public, but mal knows a bunch of secluded spots and he takes silver to quiet places on his motorcycle yasssss. They talk about anything, its secret, its scandalous, its exciting. Silver’s rebellious era.

One day silver takes mal to like, the dancing studio, & he practices in front of him, aww… mal plays the piano, idk some melody he had in his mind, & silver goes off track and lets his song guide his body, its all very sweet and cute… Harold theyre gay

Their relationship evolves real quick… it’s silvers first crush. It’s cute and exciting . His desires give him butterflies in his stomach. Malleus is filled with dread however lol, he’s super dramatic and he WILL write countless songs for silver AND SING THEM to him, while playing the guitar or the piano… he can’t breathe w/o silver ok

The sex… ofc mal is older and he’s the top so he takes care of silver. He’s gentle at first but after a while he can’t help roughing him up bc he just loves him that much. Cute aggression. Silver is a total slut for malleus… he’s a secret pervert, so he’s in touch w his desires. He knows what parts of mal’s body he wants, what parts of himself he wants pleasured… malleus got his perversions from old, female-written erotica 😭 (stolen from granny draconia). Silver had the talk but he unfortunately slept through his sex ed class in high school. He doesn’t dare watch porn in case his parents find out. So his desires are very… basic, i would say, no dirty kinks, but still, it’s this very strong, pure feeling of wanting flesh and skin to meet, intertwined w love, so it’s very sweet and intimate and erotic. Mal’s desires are similar but he plays around with like, mild dirty talk (it’s just praise and dramatic love confessions while he’s balls deep inside silver😭), mild teasing (going slow when silver is justtttt on the edge), etc… they worship each others bodies oh my goodness

Their dates are mostly @ mal’s apartment. Takeout, Netflix, they talk for hours, one thing leads to another and WHEWW they spend the night together even tho silver was supposed to be home at 10. Obviously this raises a lot of questions. On the draconia side, granny is very happy to meet silver. She thinks he’s such a respectable, cute, sweet boy. She welcomes him💜

Silvers parents on the other hand… he knows they’ve said terrible TERRIBLE things about the draconias so obviously he doesn’t want to put mal through that. There’s also the fear of being disowned… silvers parents ask him if, yk, he’s in love, bc he’s changed and he doesn’t come home on time… eventually they find out of his relationship and it doesn’t go well :( they threaten to disown him if he doesn’t block mal… obv he’s very afraid, so he does… mal is heartbroken :,( he actually drives all the way to silver’s family’s mansion and he… throws rocks at his window CTFUUUU silver starts crying on the spot when he sees mal from his window… he sneaks out in his pajamas and mal puts his jacket on silvers shoulders and they go to one of mals spots.

So silver explains he could be disowned… malleus had a feeling :( silver is young… he’s torn between his family and the security that comes with it, or his exciting lover… they have sex outside in that secret spot teehee💜 most intense session ever, the thrill of being outside, risking being seen… it’s hot

Silver still sees mal in secret at night. Yea ok they can’t contact each other, but mal still meets him every night. Until they’re found out one night lol and that’s the last straw, silver gets kicked out. Honestly, he’s lucky mal has money, so he moves into mals apartment, and yes it’s rly traumatic, it takes time to get used to, but their passion is stronger than anything (amor vincit omnia)… silver does get a bit depressed but he still attends ballet classes. He gets a little part time job as a barista and malleus visits him sometimes… he steals a kiss over the counter hehehe. Silver goes to mal’s shows & helps the band however he can… very sweet, sweet boy

I think it takes a whole year for silver and his parents to talk again. Like, ok you can’t just throw away your only son like that, be for real. They’ve been super overprotective for years, so of course they’ll worry about silver a year later, only to find out he’s doing okay, all things considered, and he’s been paying for his ballet/fencing classes on his own, and malleus helps out bc he cares about silver. It’s not enough for them to accept him, that takes a lot more time, because they truly feel like silver betrayed them.

Silver is very sad, but malleus comforts him and gives him so much love. His love language is… all of them. Words, physical touch, gifts, everything. He spoils silver lol. There’s this urge inside him that makes him want to protect silver since he’s younger. And silver doesn’t mind bc he is a Disney princess and disney princesses are spoiled + they’re the main characters even tho they don’t realize.

Am i insane.

[rolloollor]

before I say anything, I absolutely LOVE your mallerollo and keep up with your works RELIGIOUS!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR FEEDING THE COMMUNITY WITH FANFIC CONTENT FOR THE STARVING MASSES!!!

I find it a coincidence that the day after you post your lastest fic chapter we get this bombshell. Timing could not have been more prefect. *chef's kiss*

Ik you mentioned being busy at work but you have any future plans regarding your future fics? Anyways, I hope you're having a lovely day/night <3

Thank you!!! 💖💖💖 The people yearn for mallerollo and I am more than happy to provide. Tbh I love the mallerollo sector of the fandom, everyone's really enthusiastic and it's such a pleasure to be part of it.

Haha! Man, I'm still riding the high of that announcement! Even better, the next chapter is going to be littered with Hellfire lyrics. Wish I could say I planned it, but it's working out anyway!

I do have one other fic in the pipeline which I plan to post alongside each EN GloMas story update. I shared a preview of it here.

As for other ideas, I'm not sure... I'll list what's been bouncing around my head

I was considering writing a thing where tsum Rollo and tsum Malle appear in Noble Bell for nebulous reasons, Rollo has to deal with them, and eventually Malle shows up...

I also started and abandoned a sort of continuation of the bad end of From the Ashes where I explore one of the "perfect life" dreams Malleus forces on Rollo that goes sour and has to be reset. I imagine this would be a one-shot

I wrote up like 3? chapters of a dragon captive AU, but I dropped it since it started to bore me, the dynamic between Malleus and Rollo was too... different, too mild. If the writer's bored, I don't think that'll lead to a worthwhile story. I might try again and maybe make Rollo part of the human force against fae or something so they have a more antagonistic relationship. He could be a tactician or something... Also, I spent a long time looking at pictures of caves to add to the description and I don't want that effort to go to waste 😭 I also wanted Lilia, Silver, and Sebek to only be in, like, animal forms... So Lilia would always be a bat, Silver a stag (so Lilia can dangle from his antlers), and Sebek would ofc be a crocodile.

And at some point I'd like to write maybe a goat beastman Rollo, just for funsies. Probably a one-shot.

So basically I've been playing around with ideas but haven't really settled on anything. I'm open to suggestions (or people saying they're interested in one of the numbered options) if people have any, but there's no guarantee that I'll write any of them. I can't write out of obligation, if it's a chore no words come out. But if it's fun, obviously I can pump out a gorillion of 'em.

And thank you, I hope things are going well for you, anon~

[married-to-google-translater]

TWST CHILD AU STORY: Sebek's bowl.

Sebek: *Walks around with too big a bowl on his head, a pillow on his chest and a fork in his hand*

Mc/Reader: Eeeeh Sebek what you are doing?

Sebek:I try protect Waka-sama

Mc/reader:Wouldn't it be easier if you protected Malle ... Waka-sama so that you see something. *try take bowl*

Sebek: NO! IT'S NOT BOWL IT'S MY HELMET AND I NEED IT! *He tries to run away but the bowl comes into his eyes and he crashes*

Riddle to mc/reader: Mc/reader who protects Malleus from his own guard?

[avionvadion]

(For the octopus dad AU)

I think the twins are going to be very mad that their own biological father did not realize he was hurting his wife.

(why lilia, why did you tell malles about them?)

And the twins will be very more angry when they realize that their biological dad was the reason that their mother suffered the rose cursed.

(without trying to figure out the problem!)

And they will call him out for it. And his bullshit.

Oh, for sure. Aiden and Valerie are gonna be furious. They’ll one hundred percent be going off on him, but Yandere Dragon is too angry to listen. Heck, in the dream Vale was all teary eyed and screaming at Malleus to leave El alone. Baby boy baby. They love their momma.

El would have told the twins about her life at NRC once they were old enough to apply for the school, as well as about the curse itself and that it started because of a past life named Ellis and Malleus’ grandmother Maleficent. She would have told them EVERYTHING that happened, including the Overblots, and how she was happy to marry Malleus at first.

But then his Yandere tendencies worsened. They frightened her. She was under lock and key 24/7 and wasn’t allowed to go out in the world anymore. Her friends from NRC weren’t even allowed to visit. Silver and Sebek saved her- helped her escape under the sea.

The sea may have also been her prison, as wandering above land could be dangerous, but it was one of her own choosing. At least in this place she’s happy- and Azul LETS people visit. She can see Adeuce and Grim and Jack whenever they’re not busy, and has made plenty of mer-friends as well.

Culture shock 2.0 aside, she’s learned to adapt under the sea. She can go where she pleases and do what she wants. Azul is protective, sure, but he doesn’t restrict her freedom.

As for Lilia telling Malleus about the twins... he sort of had to. They’re part of the royal family. Heirs to the throne. It wasn’t like Malleus was willing to remarry or take in a new lover anytime soon. He was too angry, too heartbroken. With any luck, they would be able to take the twins and leave El with Azul.

Unfortunately for Lilia, the twins quite liked Azul. Malleus may be their father, but he certainly isn’t their daddy.

In all honesty, you’ll probably have a series of powerful magicians going up against a rampaging Malleus in the middle of what was originally supposed to be a Magift tournament.

[disownedbytiime]

I working on the fic for that contest/zine thing in Spanish. Im not sure if I’ll finish on time with the pace I’m keeping, but I’ll try. Anyway, even if I don’t, I’ll still post it later (both in Spanish and English probably), but I decided I kinda want to make this a series? Collection? Like, it’s an AU, and I want to write for this AU about different ships. Stories that are somewhat related, but can be read without having to read all of them.

Other than LV, I already know I’m doing Rook//Ruggie finally. But for the other characters I have a hard time deciding the ships.

I’ll probably do Epel and Cater, but I ship them with too many characters so I can’t decide haha.

I like Epel with all the first years equally, but I may not do Jack bc I’m already doing it in atsatn. I have ideas in case I do Sebek or Ace, but I really can’t decide which one is best. If I do Ace I may be able to do Riddle later, though again, idk with whom. I don’t have a strong ship with him.

For Cater, lately I prefer him with Idia, but I think he’d fit more with Mall too since I was planning on adding Lilia. (Then again I’m not sure I’d do Lilia because I don’t ship him with anyone.)

This is a long time project too (ik, I don’t need more on my plate, but 🤷🏻‍♀️) so I have time to think, but I’d like to have the ships ready since the start so I can add tidbits in other fics.

But ah, I really don’t know!

Maybe Azul and Jamil, and Kalim and Silver too? Recently I like those too. I’d need to take my time anyway Bc I’m not used to write about many of those characters anyway.

[sbk-zgvlt]

Kalim invited Riddle to go to a mall with him over the weekend when he found out that he's never been able to properly go into the shops only to go into Not Jolibees and have Sebek be their cashier AND waiter

...Sebek helps Kalim to get Riddle realize that he's on a date.

[sbk-zgvlt]

After spending who knows how long looking at the Mall Sebek AU stuff (by scrolling for a long time bc not much is tagged lol)....

I'm honestly more interested in the Not Jolibee shenanigans. I wanna know more.

And my brain is also going: All of these locations are in the exact same mall. Mainly because it would be funny.

People keep on complaining to Sebek about how their spaghetti is too sweet. IT'S HOW NOT JOLIBEE MAKES IT, HE DOESNT CONTROL THEIR RECIPES!!!

Sebek's boss is this guy who is going through a midlife crisis and also wears the Not Jolibee mascot costume. He put Sebek in the cashiers ONCE and instantly regretted it when he shouted at someone for forgetting their toy when they CLEARLY didnt order the kiddie meal but immediately cried when someone tried to ask for extra ketchup.

Because of this he's usually placed in the kitchens. His favorite thing to do is making coke floats and sundaes. His least favorite thing to do is being forced to stand in for someone in the drive-thru to take someone's order.

One time his boss sprained his ankle the same day that a birthday was going on, so Sebek put on the Not Jolibee mascot costume and took his place. He went viral for having a dance off against one of the birthday girl's cousins.

Whenever he's on the job in Claires or Scorching Point, during breaks he always orders from Not Jolibee. Some white conservative mom tried to kick him out because he was wearing a skirt.

His boss told her to get out. The lady told his boss that he clearly wasnt doing his job right as the manager of the place. Sebek saw his boss almost tear up at that.

...he got into a fight with her.

[sbk-zgvlt]

GoodDay…may I please for the love of everything that is holy draw mall sebek I am dying I love him I love y’all’s stories so MUCH AH!!!

YES?? HOLY SHIT?? GO WILD MAN

i personally dont know how to draw but as a thank you to everyone indulging in my nonsense here’s this silly la creatura

[sbk-zgvlt]

MASTERLIST

Because I’m insane.

SEBEK ZIGVOLT

Baskverse: Spiderverse meets Sebek, except there's no spiders. [Baskverse Tweets]

Cat, Crocodile and Yuu: Instead of meeting a certain Heartslabyul freshman, Yuu and Grim meet a loudmouth from Diasomnia.

Family Friend AU: Somehow, everyone’s parents are acquainted with a certain Diasomnia freshman.

Lost and Found AU: Sebek saves Epel from an incoming branch. He cannot save himself.

Mall Sebek AU (Sebek Gets a Paycheck): Sebek works in a retail store called Not Claires and a fast food place called Not Jolibee after hearing about Yuu’s world’s hellish lifestyle of being a fast food/retail worker. And gets a boyfriend out of it (Ace). [Fanart] 

Manifestation AU: Malleus’ outburst leads to some unforeseen consequences. Namely, a physical manifestation of his powers in one Sebek Zigvolt.

NBC Sebek AU: Sebek attends NBC instead of NRC. [Fanart]

Pomefiore Sebek AU

RSA Sebek AU: Sebek attends RSA instead of NRC. [Fanart]

Sebek Chime: What would happen if Mama Zigvolt decided to move away from Briar Valley with her husband instead?

Sebek the Accidental Internet Sensation: It starts with a near-death experience in Harveston and ends with a Magicam account...

Storybook Madness: The cast get transported to their respective fairy tales. To Diasomnia’s surprise, Sebek is nowhere to be found. Meanwhile, Sebek wakes up in an island about to be invaded by pirates.

STYX Sebek AU: Sebek takes a different path in the forest, and finds himself in STYX after an overblot gone...right?

Theater Kid AU: He’s a theater kid in denial man/lh

DIRE CROWLEY

Dire Need of Yuu AU:  The au where a young Dire Crowley takes the place of Yuu, as he tries to go against the endless time loop made by his own doing.

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I made it to 20k on the vampire au this week, hooray~ I think it's going well, though I don't know like... if it'll match what people are expecting. That's always a mystery. Also, I did end up adding some Rollo POV parts. I love his POV too much. I like Malle's too, but Rollo's my favorite. My aim is for the fic to be somewhere around 30-40k, I don't want this to be novel-length if I can avoid it. But who knows... I'm trying to keep the amount of characters down which usually means it'll be shorter.

One thing about having a human Malleus is that Silver and Sebek naturally would have to be children in comparison and Lilia would have to be old as hell. Would change the dynamic.

If nothing else, I'm pretty sure it'll be finished before Bound by Briar is done posting (barring something catastrophic). That'll be in late May, so that's a good amount of time.