#mcu aunt may

[batcavescolony]

Apparently people need stuff spelled out for them, Ben Parker still exists in the MCU he is just not shown because marvel thought everyone knew Ben got killed about when Peter got his powers, so they could skip over it. I just saw someone say that Tony Stark is the only father figure Peter has ever had...maybe marvel thought too highly of some of you and they should have shown everything.

[rayisnthere14]

MCU PETER

Poor may 😭

[rainydayathogwarts]

Bed side drawer - Peter Parker

summary: when Tony finds a box of condoms in Peter's bed side drawer, he doesn't expect Peter's girlfriend to walk into the room, causing an awkward interaction. a/n: my toxic trait is that i always imagine tasm!peter even tho it's in the avengers universe 0.6k wc

When Peter walks into his bedroom, the first thing his eyes lay on is the box of condoms in his mentor's hand. Tony Stark smirks from where he sits on his mentee's bed, drinking the cup of coffee Aunt May had so graciously prepared him. Peter's eyes go wide, flickering between his open bed side drawer and his mentor, and he dives across the room to get the box from him. Peter nearly hits his head against the wall when Tony tosses the box in the air, catching it in his hand when it falls down again. Peter's face flushes red as he scrambles back up, straightening his bed sheets where he haphazardly landed on them, mouth gaping open. Peter can hear you laughing with his Aunt May in the living room about another one of May's stories. She always had to tell you about the stories of how smitten he was with you, an attempt for your relationship to last forever. He needs to get that box before you walk in because that was not the situation he imagined you'd meet Mr. Stark in. He refused to let it happen.

Peter tilts his head to the side with desperate eyes, begging "Please give me those Mr. Stark." Tony grins teasingly, saying "You know these only work when there are two people involved, right?" Peter doesn't have time to react before the door to his room opens again and you walk in, saying something about the story Aunt May had told you before your eyes land on the older man in the room, prompting you to go silent. Oh no, Peter thinks. Tony quickly's eyes quickly scan you where you awkwardly stand in the doorway, and the obvious mortification that settles on your face at the realisation of who he is.

"Oh."

"Oh." Tony's tone is suggestive, and completely different from yours. He stands up from Peter's bed, slowly making his way across the room to you. His eyes flicker between you and Peter, the box of condoms still in his hands as you shoot a hand out in front of you, smiling nervously and saying "Hi, I'm y/n." in a lowsy attempt to ignore the box laying in the man's hand, eyes glancing down to it a couple of times. Tony shakes your hand, introducing himself, before asking "And who might you be y/n?" Gulping, you glance between your boyfriend, whose face has flushed a dark shade of red, and the avenger standing in front of you. "I'm Peter's girlfriend." You state, eyes widening as Tony puts the box of condoms in your hand.

"There are two people involved then..." You hear him mutter under his breath, but it's nothing as embarrassing as Aunt May walking into the busy room and observing the situation, attention immediately caught by the box of condoms that you throw at your boyfriend in a panic. The box hits Peter's chest and falls on the floor, and neither of you make a move to pick it up whilst you smile awkwardly at May, who follows Tony out of the room. You huff when they walk out, turning around to dig your head into Peter's chest in humiliation. Your boyfriend hugs you close, rubbing a hand on your back, and he's happy you can't hear Tony say "That girl seems too sweet to be having sex with your nephew." or his Aunt May's scoff of "Yeah until you come back home after a night with your friends and hear everything through those walls. She really knows how to talk dirty."

[shxrkk]

Peter: Can we go out for ice cream?

Tony: Did you ask May?

Peter: She said no.

Tony: Then why did you ask me?

Peter: Because she’s not the boss of you.

Tony: [in his head] It’s a trap.

[august-parker]

Stupid headcanon based on myself

Peters phone dings and he asked Tony to read the text for him

Tony confused: "who is 'big balls man'???"

Peter casually: "oh that's Ned"

Tony: "what the- 'autistic weed dealer'?? Who tf-?"

Peter: "that's MJ"

Tony blinking confused: "istg if you named Romanoff 'mommy'-"

Peter: "no that's loki- Ms Romanoff is 'terrifier 3'"

Tony:

Peter:

Tony: "what the fuck are these names kid-?? WHO IS 'INTERGALACTIC CUMSOCK'!?"

Peter: "that's Thor"

Tony: "WHAT'S MY NAME??"

Peter: "just Mr stark with the chair emoji"

Tony:

Peter:

Tony offended: "that is so not fair-"

[twisted-dork]

Batfam x Spider-Man Crossover But With a Twist?

OKAY, so I’ve been reading if Peter Parker was in Gotham (most notably the ones where Dick Grayson is his bio dad) and I also went to TikTok to scroll through some of the skits which are mostly him in the Lazarus Pits when it hit me

What if (MCU) May Parker was the one to come out of the Pits and is now protecting her Meta nephew or she was able to survive NWH and goes (tells Strange and Peter off for even thinking she would let Peter do this alone) with Peter to another dimension where Spider-Man doesn’t exist but she inherits Peter Spider DNA from either the transportation of going to a new dimension, Peter donating his blood to save her from dying, or simply because the universe thought that would be fun.

+Image she and Peter got de-aged to 20’s and 5-8 years old so now she is looked as a single mother

(I’m going with the second idea cause I thought of it more later on but anyway’s)

So now she’s got to take care of little Peter while also dealing with the fact that she’s now Spider-(Wo)man (and even though May Parker as Spider-Man is Spider-Ma’am I feel like she would go by Spider-Mayhem solely because Peter came up with because he never really got to choose it and he just came up with it off the top of his head and she was like okay) at least she’s not the one and only Spider-(Wo)man but now she’s got to deal with a kid crawling on walls for fun.

To make it even better can you imagine that before she made herself known as Spider-Mayhem or realizes that she now also has spider abilities Peter gets kidnapped by The Joker (cause of Parker Luck) and Aunt May (now younger but still protective) was not going to let that slide finds out where Joker and Peter are and starts beating the sh*t out of Joker with a baseball bat (that randomly got off the streets and the bat was so far the safest option that led her to question why the street filled with so many weapons?) while all the Joker’s goons do is watch because Aunt May most definitely have the Mom Glare and if the goons know one thing is if a mom cares enough about her kid to go after THE JOKER of all villains and doesn’t seem to care if she’s caught then she’s a woman they are not fighting. So Aunt May beats the Joker up until he’s immobile (paralyzed) Peter is just sitting in the chair tied up sighing as he shakes his head he did try to warn the guy because while Spider-Man doesn’t kill, Aunt May would kill for Peter especially since he’s all she has left (of Ben). When May is done with the Joker she unties her nephew and picks him up to sit on her hip before leaving she kicks Joker where the sun don’t shine and then makes her way off.

The next day she was able to go to work at Gotham’s Library which surprisingly had good pay that she hopes Peter will be able to go to school soon and maybe she might be able to get her soup kitchen running again or at least help some of these people out a bit more. As she’s stacking books back on the shelves (with little Peter holding the next book as he follows her around to help) she notices that a tall man keeps staring at her but whenever she looks back at him he looks back at his book embarrassed. She only chuckles at him before continuing her work but she was able to see the white strands of hair in front and his green eyes.

Masterlist

[gunsandspaceships]

With great power comes great responsibility

Okay, we've already covered the first paragraph here. What about the second? We should ask May Parker herself.

Idk, maybe before posting something like that these people should watch the movies?

Here's what Tony did, btw

[the-poor-miranha-quotes]

[incorrect-marvel-because-why-not]

Peter: Am I in trouble? Tony or Aunt May: Take a guess. Peter: No? Tony or Aunt May: Take another guess.

[hurtspideyparker]

Deleted scene from Spider-Man: Far From Home

The symbolism of Peter saying they're Tony's, and May saying he'll grow into them :( . Just like how this movie was about Peter being pressured to be the next Iron Man when he isn't ready, this scene is him asking May if he could be like Tony Stark. "You're going to grow into them", saying he will be as great as Tony some day, but for now he's still a kid.

[texaschainsawmascara]

Marisa Tomei skeleton dress (with ovaries) on Jimmy Kimmel 10/31/23

[spidey-official]

Is your aunt still single? If so lmk 🤤🙏

my aunt? oh you mean my aunt-in-law, may. i think she has a thing going on with happy hogan but i don't really ask about her love life so idrk

[fandomnerd9602]

May hugs Y/N tightly…

May: thank you Stark

Y/N: for what?

May: i consider you part of the family. I know Peter considers you a sibling

Peter: May!

May: oops. Sorry!

Y/N: I consider Peter a brother too. A super brother

Peter playfully punches Y/N to silence them…

[negasonic9403]

Deaf!Peter Parker Spiderman au (MCU) where he starts going Deaf in one ear when he's like five and it slowly gets worse but when he's with Uncle Ben when he gets shot, his ear starts getting substantially worse but he grew up speaking and signing for the mass majority of his life so he still sounds "normal" and quips against the bad guys as Spiderman. When Tony goes to recruit him, he has hearing aids for both ears now and the worse ear has severe hearing loss whereas the other one has moderate hearing loss. Tony obviously notices and while they're talking, he can tell that Peter has some trouble following what he's saying so he switches to sign and he knows it because of working with Clint for so many years. Peter is surprised that Tony signs so he asks, 'You know sign?' and Tony responds back, 'Well obviously.' and Peter asks him back, 'How did you know I'd know it? Not all Deaf people sign you know?' to which Tony responds, '1. Aunt Hottie told me about the hearing loss and you using ASL. 2. Clint's Deaf too and he noticed you signing to yourself as Spiderman.' and Peter just sort of nods, not expecting to be able to communicate so easily with Tony but he makes sure to sign back, 'Don't call her aunt Hottie.'

[shxrkk]

everyone forgets that Peter’s a photographer because it’s rarely mentioned in the movies but I firmly believe he takes a ton of photography classes and the subjects in his photos are always his friends and family

Tony buys him the film because it’s expensive as all hell and the kid runs through it like there’s no tomorrow

May gives him Ben’s old photo album that he started and never seemed to finish. It’s handmade and water damaged and scuffed, but its his

MJ leaves small doodles on the polaroids left laying out during lunch when Peter’s not looking, stars and zigzags along the corners. One time, her and Ned got through an entire tic-tac-toe game before Peter noticed

Ned always poses for Peter walking home or to school, running back to him with a “Let me see it! Do I look cool? I think I look totally cool.” and Peter smiles with a simple “The coolest, dude.”

[karmaspidr]

What if... Peter Parker befriended Nico Minoru in the MCU?

May: I can't believe you got an internship at Stark Industries! This is amazing.

Peter: Heh, heh. Yep. Hey, May, mind if I call Nico and tell her the good news... privately?

May: Oh, yes, of course. I'll leave you to it.

Peter: Thanks. Dials Nico

Nico, on the phone: Sup Pete?

Peter: Nico, I'm Spider-Man, Tony Stark knows, and he just black mailed me with it, so I would let him smuggle me to Germany for reasons that I don't know. What do I do?

Nico: ... sigh Here I was thinking you were just a normal dork.

Peter: NICO!

Nico: Give me a minute, dude! This is a lot to process!!!