#my jay baby

[anchoeritic]

I KNOWWW fr the crack of dawn 😩 but it’s okay i’m off now- and it’s actually so nice bc i have the whole day left. i didn’t get much sleep just because i kept waking up every thirty minutes. but i don’t feel tired yet ehehe. but thank you love, i made myself a coffee earlier and i might get another … ehege 💗

i hope you’ll make some good last few memories for the time you have today!! make sure you get some food!! hopefully your flight doesn’t go too bad. BUT YAY FOR SEEING YOUR CAT!! eeeeee .. what’s her name??

baby go doooo something fuuun for the rest of your day!! or even just rest and chill out. i’m sorry about your sleep :(( i’m telepathically holding & cuddling you as we speak.

i’m so prepared to go home. i can’t deal with the heat anymore, it’s actually UNBEARABLE but i’ll miss not working. thank you, thank yoooou baby!! you make me feel sm better. OEJDOSJDJD AND OMG THIS IS PICKLE:

[fanaticalthings]

Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”

Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm

Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.

Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.

Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.

Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?

Bruce: No murder.

Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-

Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block

Jason:

Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??

Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor

but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."

[just-an-enby-lemon]

Batman: Crime is abnormaly quiet today, one more round and we should go home, chum.

Robin (Jason): A-Okay. I may even have time to read a bit before going to bed.

Batman: I'll think about it.

Robin: We could go to Bat Burguer! Di-Nightwing said they have an amazing chocolate milkshake.

Batman: I don't know, Robin...

Robin: I'm sure they have banana milkshake as well or something fruity.

Batman: Hm

Robin: I knew it!

Batman: Hm??

Robin: You are a fruit bat.

Batman: what?

Robin: I was reading a book about animals and they say that of the 1200 known species of bats only three are vampire bats. You are too normal to be a vampire bat. Also vampire bats are smaller and you are very big and vampire bats move solo and while you like to prented to be moody and lonley you have me, Agent A, Batgirl and Nightwing and that just in Gotham. So you are a fruit bat. And you love fruity things.

Batman: *smilling* I suppose.

Robin: And that means we are going to drink the milkshakes because you can't refuse fruit things!

Batman: Because I'm a fruit bat.

Robin: Yeah!!

----- [somewhere in the future] ----

Robin (Damain): I'm the son of Batman, I'll drink your blood, Hood.

Red Hood: Nah, B's totally a fruit bat and as the "blood son" that just means you like banana milkshake, sorry demon brat.

Batman: *in the background, accidentaly listens* *happy hm*

[niniissus]

Babygirl Jake appreciation post 🤗

cuz I'm getting distracted by Sunghoon for past few days

love his toothy grin🥹

[softerhaze]

happy birthday miss girl!

literally can't stand these clowns i'm so serious

[zhaleys]

cried so much. thank you AT crew

[mikakuna]

thoughts about time travel shenanigans where robin jason and bruce are thrust into the future and find themselves on a rooftop during a stormy night? because listen.

they both find themselves on this random rooftop in gotham, but they're not alone because right in front of them is batman of this year and a man wearing a red helmet. this wouldn't have raised much of a concern-- they probably could've just asked the future bruce what happened and how to get home-- except this batman is more violent than jay or bruce anticipated. they watch, stunned, as this batman repeatedly rains his heavy fist down on the other man's face, chest, ribs, and wherever else he can reach.

they watch as the man with the red helmet struggles weakly, consciousness slowly leaving him, before they catch sight of his face in the crack of his hood. both jay and bruce realize at the same time who it is-- that this is future jason despite the hard lines and large ragged body so different from jay's own.

the realization hits right there-- that bruce is beating down on jason more violently than batman has handled any villain.

the bruce of the past feels it before he sees it-- his jay flinching away from him and his tiny hand ripping away from his cape in fear. bruce looks down at his son, his child, and sees the absolute terror in his eyes. after all, why wouldn't jay be so upset? didn't bruce promise never to lay a hand on him like so many adults in his young life already have? didn't bruce swear, crouched down in front of his little boy and gently holding his hands, that he would keep him safe now?

and yet as they stare at each other with horror-filled eyes, the jason of this time finally loses consciousness as his bruce drags him away by the cracks of his helmet, bloody knuckles pressed over his swollen eyelids.

bruce distantly remembers the way jay had shyly called him dad just two days ago. now, he stares as his sweet boy takes a trembling step back, tears threatening to spill down his wide eyes. bruce doesn't think he's hated himself more.

[dejasenti99]

black out days i dont recognize you anymore.

[melonlthawne]

Grandma Iris and her grandbabies. After babysitting them all for an afternoon Iris probably needs a vodka and acetaminophen

[dreamweave01]

I did an ask where I drew baby Zane and baby Pixal

And because it was midnight, and tired me is crazy, I had to draw the rest of the gang.

Hence, the baby drama.

Hope you like it!

[absolutelynotsanebaby]

Ponies!! I saw some people do some designs and i wanted to try lmao

In an effort to be transparent i did use bases which I can provide if wanted.

[anchoeritic]

BAHAGAHHA OKAY - so we were on the couch watching tv in this room but no one was there and we were cuddling. and then the tv out of NOWHERE started playing FUCKING PORN BAHAGHAHA and we both were laughing and then i was hiding my face in his chest bc i was embarrassed af and he position me on top of him and he was soooo warm and gentle. and like soothing. and he started grinding himself into me and telling me i was so cute BAISUSHSHS and then i woke up. RAHHHHH. he smelt so good too. like cedarwood. and gentle soap. mmmmhh. i’m so embarrassed BABAHAH. i always be having such good dreams and then wake up before anything fun happens ugh

ANYWAYS- happy pride month lover!! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈🫶🏻💗

i love how you dreamt of how he smelt like 😭 AND REMEMBERED. THATS SO FUNNTDIXJSI. honestly a dream. i’m so jealous. you technically MET PEDRO SOOOOOO.

AND HAPPY PRIDE BABY LOVEEEE 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🐺🌈

[redsray]

hc that there's a gala hosted on Jason's birthday to honour his memory, and every one of the Wayne kids is obviously required to attend. Jason, naturally, can't—being legally dead, and all—so he enjoys his night watching the security cameras with Babs. Popcorn in hand, he amusedly enjoys his siblings try to fumble their way through a whole gala centred around Jason, all while trying to pretend that he's still dead and they didn't talk to him literally a few hours prior.

Tim: Oh, I never got to officially meet Jason before he died, but from what I hear from Dick and Bruce, he was truly a great soul.

Jason, listening to this: He's totally tryin' not to explode 'cause I ate his pistachios earlier.

Babs: Tim likes pistachios?

Jason: Yea. They're his favourite, so I steal them all the time.

Babs, fondly amused: You know Tim's favourite snack?

Jason: Yeah, so I can steal it. Keep up, Barbie.

Babs: Sure.

Socialite: Dear, would you happen to have any stories about young Jason?

Dick, grinning: Absolutely! Just last w—I mean—the last time we went out shopping before he died. Yeah. That. Last time we went shopping he tripped on the escalator. Should've tied his shoelaces.

Jason: That happened last week.

The thing is, Dick has more free reign over answers, since he knew Jason before he died. Tim has a little bit of leeway, since he can chalk up any stories to small interactions he had with Jason as their neighbour. The rest of the kids, though? They have to keep their mouth shut, because if they slip up they'll be questions.

Things are fine until some of the socialites start 'discreetly' badmouthing Jason, saying that there shouldn't be such a big event happening for a glorified street rat. Jason himself isn't really affected by the comments, used to them already. He's pleasantly surprised when he sees every one of his siblings look absolutely livid on his behalf. He sees his siblings shut down every single rumour, even though they logically don't have to—rumours can't hurt the dead, after all. He watches as most of them defend him despite not being able to say anything about actually knowing him, and decides then and there; he has a call to make and paperwork to sign.

Time to defend himself—hanging out with and defending his siblings in public is just a bonus.

[heeslomll]

my pretty baby :(( i love him

[theaceofarrows]

Jay: [looking at a de-aged Lloyd] So if we start shaking a bag of candy, do you think he'll just follow us back to the monastery?

Cole: I mean, it couldn't hurt?

Zane: No! We are not doing that

Jay: Oh, come on! It works on cats!

Zane: Lloyd is not a cat!

Kai: Actually, Zane, speaking as the person who took the longest to get along with him when he was a kid, I'd say he kinda is a cat

Zane: That is not true

Kai: Really? Watch this

Kai: [crouches in front of a toddler aged Lloyd] Hey there, buddy-

Baby Lloyd: [hisses]

Zane: ...

Kai: Told ya

Jay: I'll go ahead and get that bag of candy

Cole: Good call

[100-percential-artman]

need to post this before it spends another four months in my art folder...

something something silent comradery over having different skin features that people get weird about.