i agreed on eating a burger after months bc my whole family was there and I found a teeth on it, A FUCKING TEETH
no como nunca más
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may kms now the internet told me i don't have "leggings legs"
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CELLBIT IS HERE?!! ROIER?!!! PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK?!! AAAAAAAAA
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can apples cause stomach pains? cause like apples have always made me feel a bit sick and i haven’t really eaten them in a while but i ate one and the same evening my stomach started to hurt really badly and it’s been continuing for two days. and i just can’t come up with any other reason for it except that stupid ass apple.
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I was on my boyfriends phone and found nudes from his ex from years ago
this is my villain origin story
this is ana fucking fueeelll
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I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them
People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human
“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”
“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”
“Yeah!!”
“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”
“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“
“How illogical”
“That’s what I’m saying!!!”
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i am never eating ever again
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I started today. Again.
I went to my best friend’s and accidentally trod on the scale. I got curious even though I knew I’d spiral after this.
I stepped on. I’m overweight. I have NEVER been this overweight in my life. 128lbs. This is the worst I’ve ever felt. In the hospital i was only 48kgs. I need to get skinnier again
Im a shallow husk of a fatty. I have few friends. My 16th is in two days and I’m miserable. I only ate one meal today and some iced coffee. Thank god. A safer day.
Someone help me on my relapse journey
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Being on holiday is the worst, it feels like the calories I eat aren’t real. But they will be real once I’m home…
I told friends about how I’m feeling with my weight (not how I REALLY feel ‘cuze then they will think I need help 🤪). And no one said “No what are you talking about your so skinny”. So it’s confirmed, other people think I’m fat too. That’s good because now it will be easier to starve myself.
✨🌛DAY 5🌛✨
I want to be pretty, I want people to turn their heads when I walk by. I want people to notice me when I’m standing next to pretty friends.
I want to be worthy of a good life, and I feel that’s only going to happen when I’m skinny enough.
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burrito bowl from last night poisoned me
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A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc
"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."
"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.
"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.
"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"
"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.
"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."
"This is where I live."
"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"
"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"
"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."
"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."
"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."
"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"
"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"
"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"
"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"
"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"
"Please, call me Bruce."
"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."
Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.
"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."
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