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moonlightequin1 · 1 year

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2023 has begun. But the Best Father of the year goes to LILIA VANROUGE 🥰 (satire)

I sure hope this doesn't age poorly 😃

*laughs at the current context of ch7*

#twisted wonderland #twst #malleus draconia #twst silver #sebek zigvolt #lilia vanrouge #twst memes #twst edits #happy birthday peepaw #i fear chapter 7 #please dont break the family #ilysm lilia #dont leave pls #just ray ~ edits

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kokoa-la · 10 months

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I just took a shower and had like 2 dp ideas pop in my head so here's the first one

Danny's parents die (sorrows) so he ends up in foster care- BUT he gets adopted by agent k and agent o (Kevin and Oscar happily married for 5 years)

So danny is working even harder at hiding his identity despite his new parents being just as- if not more oblivious than the Fentons

All the while hes slowly changing their mind about ghosts

Like just imagine the chaos of Danny going "You cant shoot phantom! He promised to paint my nails on Tuesday! Pinky promised! You can't break a pinky promise" and it WORKS

Like agents k and o are a step up from the Fenton cus their house isn't booby trapped and they also aren't as neglectful despite hating ghosts and working for the government

So danny just trolls them with his nonsense as they actually form a family bond

Like these guys actually care for him and even if they're eccentric they're not openly telling him about experimenting on ghosts- in fact they keep their day job hidden from him

Sam and ticker are worried but the giw are known to be incompetent and theyre pretty sure that even if Danny detransforms into his human half in front of them they'd still think it was a prank or smth cus no way would their beloved child be a menace like phantom

IF ANYONE DECIDES TO WRITE THIS PLEASE TAG ME <3333

#giw #ghost investigation ward #agent o dp #agent k dp #agent k x agent o #danny phantom #danny fenton #danny fenton gets adopted but its not bruce wayne #sam and tucker are concerned but jump at the chance to fuck over the government #dp prompt #danny phantom prompt #please dont kill phantom papa he promised to paint my nails!#sorry you cant break pinky promises #put the gun away dad #agent k and agent o are married #they adopt danny #danny can never have a normal family its canon

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leo-bandito · 1 year

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el winter woowoo wednesday

#Forced my family to finish watching the winter soldier w me for the millionth time last night #giggles cutely. I'm Really Normal. About this.#im like BOO MARVEL & then I hear steve rogers go 'please. Dont make me do this.' With THAT FUCKIGN VOICE BREAK #and I DIE im DEAD im DIED FOREVER #catws you will always be famous #the winter wolfwood #<- au tag #its like a fix it but worse #doodles #trigun #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash #wolfwood #vashwood #it's. Yeah.#trimax

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pokemon1oadvanced · 1 month

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The gasp I gasped

#next episode now please #omg is maddie gonna help him get ready for his first boy date this man is stressed #tommy dont break his heart it belongs to eddie #buddie endgame #but excited to see this develope #911 #911 abc #buck x eddie #buckley diaz family #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #tommy

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puppyeared · 4 months

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for like 3 weeks i was wondering why i was sleeping so much and felt listless. and just now I managed to email 3 people and responded to a month old message in the span of an hour because I got back to TAKING MY FUCKIN MEDS..........

#MOTHER FFFFUCKER #to be fair. my doc said I could stop taking them while im on break since i wouldnt need to be constantly pumped on stimulants #im not sure if it was a side effect but i managed to take like 3 different naps in one day and STILL managed to sleep thru the whole night #at least 2 days into my break. the weird thing is i didnt feel more or less rested afterwards. but mentally i think im in a good place rn #to really put the level of awakeness im at rn i feel weirdly confident i could start one piece. also bc of that sick new opening it BANGS #the song is really good and im in love with the animation style. did some digging and it seems one of the lead animators is masato mori #but i could be wrong. it seems he also did some work on mp100 which could explain a lot lol.. he uses smear frames really well to convey #consistent movement and fluidity!!! someone else might have done color design but it works really really well esp with odas style!!#just love the overall vibe and aesthetic and id really love to study it and incorporate a bit of it into my art.. especially the thick #outlines which i think helps to separate characters and objects on screen. though i have to say the style is definitely more suited to #animation bc of the simpleness and smears. maybe that will help me explore shapes and perspective when i draw... i wanna get better #at drawing poses and angles but i have a hard time wrapping my head around space and using perspective guide lines NGHHHH #i wonder if it has to do with my dogshit ability to judge distance. not depth perception but like. judge how far smth is in metres etc #im also wearing an N95 for the first couple weeks back bc of the wave. absolutely NO BODY is wearing a mask its so fucking over #where im sitting ive heard 5 different people coughing probably not into their elbows!!! and im just. head in my fucking hands #there was a kid sitting a couple seats away in class coughing as he pleases and i wanted to grab him in a chokehold so badly. PLEASEE #ive been annoying my family by asking them to mask up and reminding them to bring masks when they go out and showing them news articles #but at least its working bc we ordered some KN95s and my mom is at least taking me seriously so. please dont be afraid to speak up abt your #health. take care of yourself and others however u can!! wear that mask indoors at your maskless friends house!!! stay home when u can!!#im wearing a surgical mask at home too bc my parents have '''a dry throat cough''' and they are so bad at coughing into their sleeves #also im pretty sure dry throat isnt transmissible bc my brother started coughing too so.. i also tested negative but they havent tested yet #im also not a doctor but i have to keep reminding ppl whenever i can that covid and flu work differently. covid is new and too recent to #have nearly as much research done on it. it seems its also compounding so instead of building immunity it weakens the body and spreads to #to other systems which might explain brain fog and muscle weakness. i remember someone early in the pandemic got infected and it messed up #their smell/taste receptors so bad that they cant eat most foods and that stays in the front of my mind when i think abt covid. christ #yapping

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knbposting · 2 days

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>:)

#ok stand with me right here. let me put my arm around you please it's for the effect.#picture daiki and taiga going to america in summer break or whatever i dont know. some break.#and taiga's dad (asao) tries to get him to come to a work party bc everyone else is bringing their family #and taiga's like “yeah ok. if daiki can come.”#and asao is like “no why would he come”#and taiga is like “because he's my boyfriend and he's important to me. you just said other ppl are bringing their families. thats him.”#and asao is like “no taiga i dont want this to be a coming out party or something. he stays. you're coming with me.”#taiga: “i'm literally not gonna do that then. have fun at your shitty not-coming out party.”#all of this in english bc asao exclusively speaks in english mostly out of habit but partly to exclude daiki #OOOH i can attach it to the other old drabble i have of daiki trying to handle taiga post-dad argument #fic commentary #who's in what do you think does this sound like fun

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scalproie · 3 months

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my extremely corny and indulgent but satisfying and symbolic ideal scenario for Kazuya and Jin to fully Break The Cycle™️ would be for one of them to grab and save the other from falling off a great height. perhaps even a cliff.

#LIKE YEAH ITS CHEESY AND A BIT OOC AS OF NOW #BUT IMAGINE WITH THE PROPER BUILD UP FOR THIS TO HAPPEN #cause jin already *kind of* accepted his father by accepting himself. he's not *there* yet but he left him alive after all #and kaz has a lot of work ahead of him before he would even take that action but PLEASE. PICTURE IT.#i dont even know who i want to save who bc both works so well regardless #if its jin saving kaz. not only has jin never participated in the cliff-tossing curse of the family but he's actively preventing it #and as for kaz: for the first time someone is NOT letting him fall. kaz who sees falling as a proof of weakness.#of course he would probably see him getting helped as an humiliating form of weakness but just as jin learned in t8 that hes not alone #well maybe he could see that wow someone (other than jun) his blood- his SON is helping him despite it all. must be a weird feeling.#that right here right now for arguably the second time in his life- hes not alone.#and as for kaz saving jin... well frankly i dont even have the words.#it feels too indulgent to imagine kaz preventing his son from suffering a similar fate as him. and would confuse the hell out of jin #smth about both of them having lost their wings but still not being at risk of falling if theyre willing to have each other in this fight #or in their lives.#also its kaz willingfully breaking the cycle HIMSELF even after hes convinced himself that family hurting each other is part of their blood #idk. i love on-the-nose symbolism #ok im done being sappy #tagging later #tekken

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pawified · 2 days

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you’re still copying coco? get a life omg 😭

i have coco blocked so idk what your referring too. please get off my account. ㅎㅎㅎ ㅂㅅ

#˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆#𝑝𝑢𝑝𝑝𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘𝑠 ‎໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ #i just came back after like months + ur telling me to get a life while camping in my anon box #like really…? i shldnt b da one getting a life its you! please be present around ur family #get a new hobby or better yet! a job!#i know this is very hard for your pea bring to grasp but i do have a life. hence why i came back from a long break. i dont care for what #that person. hence why i blocked her. excuse my language but dickriding is so silly nd just annoying.#미친 망할 년. 근거 없는 말을 하는 것.

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empty-blog-for-lurking · 9 months

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Like just single dad space cowboy Lance au, that keeps rotating in my head, absolute bullshit but just know it is inspired by Smokin Joe Rudeboy by Tom Cardy

#It is such a funny au (to me) nothing makes sense #Basically it starts with s2 Shiro survives Zarkon dies but Black Lion is also VERY damaged=>#This leads to the war to be in bit of a standstill for few years=>#Keith still does his whole went with BoM missions thing =>#At some point with more years later there is a major fight that breaks up the team =>#Lance runs away and gets stuck in what is essentially the Mid Western Cowboy theme part of the universe =>#(It is a very big part of the universe btw) =>#He lives a few more years as an outlaw travelling from one yeehaw planet to another yeehaw planet =>#And then meets this very feral 11 year old who is on a hunt to fight her shitty ass dead beat dad=>#Lance who hasnt seen any of his friends or family in years is like 'is anyone gonna adopt this child?' and didnt wait for an answer =>#But yeah this girl is familiar and Hang On!! =>#Yeah so her dead beat dad turns out to be Keith. Now she cld be a clone (makes more sense) or result of a one night stand (funnier) =>#But point is she really wants to fucking fight him and Lance is like 'ok how about you just tell him to fuck off instead?' =>#Also Kuron is there. Lance found him and Kuron was like 'Lance you found me! It has been years dont you remember i am Shiro!!'#And Lance who has been ghosting Shiro for years is like 'no you are not?' clone revealations. Not fun. Anyway the au isnt even about that #It is about Keith's pre teen daughter who wants to kick his ass and Lance who is like please calm down kid and Kuron who is just so confuse #and they are all cowboys #lance mcclain #lance voltron #lance serrano #takashi shirogane #keith kogane #keith voltron #kuron #voltron kuron #voltron #voltron legendary defender #empty thoughts

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guinevereslancelot · 3 months

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i am unknowable and incapable of love goodnight <3

#romantic love i mean #against my will tho bc i want love so bad #but tbh i never feel anything more than awkward when i date 😬#i only feel comfortable with people when there's no romantic pressure idk #would genuinely love to build a platonic life with someone why do i have to be in love to marry someone and have a family w them 😭#love is real im just never going to experience it btw #but i still would like companionship and i really want kids tbh #i dont want to settle for not love in a relationship where thats expected or wanted and the other person loves me #but if it was an entirely platonic no pressure relationship that would be nice #maybe that would grow into love but the pressure of romance right off the bat kills the romance #in need to be close friends for like a decade first #sorry sorry im rambling insane thoughts its 11:30 and i just decided to break up with someone #and he's staying at my home so im even more painfully aware of having another person so deeply involved in my life that they become family #sorry you're not family i dont know anyone but my family well enough to let them be family and i never will please get out of my house #i make no sense but basically i love my family and want kids of my own but i dont want romance in there just platonic family love #romantic love is too hard to find and scary and weird i basically want to live with my actual family and adopt some kids someday sorry #this might change if i met the right person but i would need to be friends with them for a long time with no pressure first #and looking for that person is too forced and weird #anyway #its 11:30 in my 20s a week before valentine's day so naturally i am going insane that's all goodnight

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goldenhypen · 11 months

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finally watched the sacrifice mv and the bite me recording behind and omg when i say this is the giddiest i’ve been this whole month djdndj

#ew i don’t think i like that word #but anyways :D #SCREAMING #CUZ HELLO ?????#wow #the decision to film this mv w these hair colours #i am LOVING IT #AND THE CHOREO !!!!!#I NEED THE PERFORMANCES AND DANCE PRACTICE IMMEDIATELY !!!!!#AND THE OUTFITS AND THE VISUALS PLEASE #AND OMG THE RECORDING OF BITE DJSNDJDJ #YALL I FELL IN LOVE W SUNOOS VOICE AGAIN HELP #AND HEESEUNG ALL ROUNDER FRFR #SO PROUD OF HIM #OH BOY AND THEN JAKE #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED #HE WAS SO CUTE I WAS SOBBING INTO MY HANDS MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS LOOKING AT ME LIKE I WAS CRAZY #HES SO CUTE YALL I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE #no cuz i had to actually take like seven whole breaks while watching that entire video 😭#it was too much for me to handle #along w their heavenly vocals ???#yeah it was too many emotions at once #i wAS NOT OKAY #ok that’s enough ranting for me #how did y’all like the mv and/or recording video? :D #em speaks

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azerishi · 2 years

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Sam, placing a +4: I never remembered UNO being this boring.

Natasha, calmly adding another +4: That's because we played 17 rounds already, and you never won one of them.

Bucky, grumbling as he picks up 8 more cards: This shit ain't team bonding, it's more like team-breaking.

Pepper, sighing as she sets down a reverse card: Fine. Whoever wins this last round gets Peter cuddles for the rest of the night.

Avengers: *suddenly all determined and focused, glaring at each other*

Bucky, sighing: See? Team-breaking.

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dragons-and-yellow-roses · 1 year

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Okay crew. I have three hours to get out of my apartment and get going to my parents' house. I don't have to pack my mattress or get rid of my furniture anymore because my strong af girlfriend helped me take care of it. I just have to fit what I can into my van (not a lot) and abandon the rest. Then drive four hours. Wish me luck. I'll need it.

#when i wrote this in my head it konda sounds like a general inspiring his troops #except im both the general and the troops #oh god i have three hours to condense my life into my minivan #i took 70mg of vyvanse and i feel great. i think im gonna take 30 mg more just because i have to get rid of it #see i stole the 30mg from my brother and im about to go see him. i dont want him searching my shit and finding his own meds #its okay he only takes these meds while hes in school. and i stole them over winter break #please only take medicine that is your own. dont fuck with prescriptions that belong to other people. do as i say not as i do #holy shit im not okay #i went to my fav local coffee shop today for the last time and started tearing up while i was there #im gonna miss this place #im moving across the country to live with my sibling #and honestly i dont think its gonna be my forever home. i think this is just a much-needed adventure and change of pace #i can see myself living in this city for years and years. but im still leaving #i know i need to leave. i need to live with someone. be with family. i need to get out of my shit job. i need a new start #so itll be worth it. but i think ill probably come back here eventually. idk. but for now im leaving. i need to go #i need to go in three fucking hours

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poisonouspastels · 8 months

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actually im kind of thinking abt how all the main players in the AU are probably way more mentally Not Great than it may appear at first

#like Alex is constantly worrying she isn't doing enough for her family and pushes herself way too hard physically and mentally bc of it #no one expects it out of her but she kind of just got herself into that mindset and ends up hurting herself by pushing too hard usually #(Rana is working with her to help break the habit)#Herobrine lived in caves for like 7 (I think. im too lazy to go check the rough timeline rn) years straight #like i already dont have to explain why thats bad on its own but hyperfixating on a dead civilization that long #to the point where you almost entirely forgot your first language is Worse.#he's had so many spider bites and eaten parts of spiders that he's literally just immune to the venom now #Rana you'd think would be better off since she's like the traditional happy cheery character but I guess that's also why she's Not #being happy is a choice to her. she's lived through some of the worst shit but she keeps persisting because the world needs more love in it #she's going to be happy out of spite despite all the odds and she wants to give that to others as much as she can #this girl walks in and out of the Nether every other month for potion ingredients like how 'okay' can she actually be really #Steve is probably like the most normal by comparison #but im not really sure how sane you can realistically qualify yourself to be when you've previously done DIY top surgery with a sword #that was not a fun day for neither Steve nor (pre transition) Rana but it worked! please dont do that again #no one else do it either neither of them would recommend it #he's not traumatized from that or anything but ill be damned if the gender dysphoria didnt win that day #but at the same time so did he. via the use of like 20 healing potions #thanks Rana #minecraft au mastertag

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the-fidgety-fiddler · 1 year

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A guy at my school has been missing for almost three days. They've filed a police report, but the last anyone saw him was around 12am Monday and then a phone call at 5:30pm Monday. Please pray they find him and that he's okay, I'm really worried.

#his name is brian #a cellist in my chamber group knows him and she said hes been in a 'manic episode' since spring break ended in March.#and that hes had several mental breakdowns in her room. she said hes not in therapy or treatment.#ive been in the elevator with him before and hes smelled really strongly of weed.#based on my experience with a family member(s) who use that stuff im worried he might be in a sort of psychosis or something.#i dont know for sure of course. im not a doctor and i dont know him well at all. but im scared that might be what happened.#although we also live in new york city so really who knows. i just want him to be okay.#anyway no more tag rambling. please pray for him #prayer request

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short-and-ugly · 1 year

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dib is so. gosh.

doesnt even care!!! that this is his one night out to see his dad!!!!! and eat dinner!!!!!! and be a family!!!!!! too busy chasing his dream of being a paranormal investigator! too invested in hunting the alien!!!!!

i think he should die and not come back maybe. (unapologetic florpus dib enthusiast)

#shug rewatches iz #hes just #gaaahhhh!!!!!! auughh!!!!!!!#frustrating #he shouldve maybe #spent the episode #trying to convince his dad to spend the family night out #like #breaking into zims base #then membrane shouldve wildly misinterpreted it and ''invited your little green friend to the family outing!'' (still being a bad parent.)#(not trying to undermine that. maybe even INCREASING it since he invites someone completely unrelated/someone they dont even LIKE to the #family junction. without warning. or nothing)#that wouldve been a fun plot. methinks #digging more into dibs issues with interpersonal relationships in his family/with his father #than just. not.#i shouldve been a writer on the show is all im saying #if theres ever a reboot like. hit me up. cmon. i'll work for free.#please?#gerry stop ranting and raving you look like a lunatic

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