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salvawhores-world · 10 months
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Anthony being late to Daphne’s presentation
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Every breathing moment of Benedict’s life
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femestella · 2 years
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'Schitt's Creek': 7 Fall Style Tips We're Stealing From Alexis Rose 
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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year
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[Merthur during a near-death experience]
Arthur: I think... you're my best friend.
Merlin: You think?
Arthur: Well, I can't know for sure because I'm realizing now that I've never had one.
Merlin:
Merlin: This would be a really sweet moment if what you just admitted wasn't so sad.
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Phillip: I think you’re my best friend.
Colin: You think?
Phillip: Well, I can’t know for sure, because I’m realizing now that I’ve never had one.
Colin: This would be a really sweet moment if what you’ve admitted wasn’t so sad.
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excuseme-greentea · 4 months
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incorrect quotes | 911 x Schitt's Creek
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incorectquoteswlw · 2 months
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Kate: Peter, we found you! We have come to take you home!
Peter, who had been captured: yeah! Three days later!
Yelena: Your phone was off, we didn't know where you were.
Peter: I text America my location!
Kate:
Yelena:
America: Oh, I'm sorry for not responding to like, ONE text Peter!
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Kate is also so offended he text America over her so Yelena has to console her
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incorrectquotesmcu · 5 months
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Scott: Listen, I don’t have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.
Hope: Self-respect?
Scott: No.
Scott: Taste.
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harringroveera · 10 months
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Billy & Max’s actual convo the first day they arrived in Hawkins
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the-black-bulls · 1 month
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Gordon: I think you’re my best friend.
Henry: You think?
Gordon: Well, I can’t know for sure, because I’m realizing now that I don’t think I’ve ever really had one, even amongst the squad.
Henry: Okay, well, if we’re being honest, I don’t think I’ve ever had one, either.
Gordon:
Gordon: This would be a really sweet moment if what we had admitted to each other wasn’t so sad.
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femestella · 2 years
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hoarder-of-dragons · 1 year
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Arthur: I love you
Merlin, stressed with the whole of destiny on his shoulders: I'm glad one of us does
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Benedict: I don’t have a lot to my name right now, but I do have one thing.
Anthony: Self-respect?
Benedict: No.
Benedict: Taste.
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incorrectlco · 6 months
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Lockwood: You seem a little distracted today.
Lucy: No, I'm-I'm just a little distracted today.
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Thorin: I think... you're my best friend.
Bilbo: You think?
Thorin: Well, I can't know for sure because I'm realizing now that I've never had one.
Bilbo:
Bilbo: This would be a really sweet moment if what you just admitted wasn't so sad.
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doththymayo · 6 months
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Jack, opening the curtains: Now that is what I call a beautiful morning!
Mush, running into the room:
Jack: Howdy partner, what's the good word?
Mush: There's a dead guy on the doorstep.
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