#seriously this is insane

[flowers-in-the-basement]

Soo close girl! The issue is that respecting everyones ships also include the incest shippers :)

If you wanna respect all ships you better respect ALL ships

(IF YOU HARASS THIS PERSON I WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOU)

[freakin-nightmare]

one bill phil ❤️

[ghirahimprotectionsquad]

We need to talk about Koloktos.

How do you defeat it? You stab the gem.

What does it do the more you hit it? It hugs itself, smiles, and then giggles (laughs) when it dies.

Who do we know that does very similar things? Who. Brought. It. To. Life? Possibly even built it?

Ghirahim. Ghirahim. GHIRAHIM.

The parallels are insane and cannot be ignored. My boy practically created a real life representation of his pain for all to see. How has no one else pointed this out?

[goldenandhappy]

So in the last 4 months I got physically and verbally assaulted at work by a friend's insane ex, realized I had adhd, and got broken up with by the guy I was planning on marrying (as in, we had actual real ass plans)

I honestly have no idea how i'm still holding up

I'll trauma dump on you tho

I deserve it

[auroral-melody]

current mood: did i just do a shit job at applying or are the acceptance rates really that bad in my field

[communist-octoling]

just read Under Execution, Under Jailbreak. what the fuck

[masterette]

I hate how my brain makes me feel bad whenever I'm even slightly involved in anything that makes people even slightly upset. Even if its not my own fault.

I would like a new brain plez

[iwasbored777]

No one:

Every Feligami spoiler I read so far:

Argos, after he kidnapped Kagami and/or killed her mother: I like manslaughter and I love you.

Kagami: Get the fuck away from me you creep!

Argos: *transforms back to reveal it's actually Félix* But I painted my dik purple for you I know you like purple cuz I spy on you 24/7.

Kagami: Holy crap that's the most romantic shit anyone has ever said to me.

[blaklyte]

Im watching Twitter burn with a bag of popcorn

[anotherpapercut]

genuinely it will never stop baffling me how people will wear twilight shirts and talk about team Edward vs team Jacob and then the same people will be like "I'm not basing my personality off of a piece of media (harry potter) made by a transphobe 😌" like good that's great! so you can excuse racism but you draw the line at transphobia? good to know

[mipexch]

I WAS MADE FOR YOU // YOU WERE MADE FOR ME

[freitag1607]

1.05 / Battle of the Labyrinth

[fanaticalthings]

Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.

Bruce: Jason what are you doing?

Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son

Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D

Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.

Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though

This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO

I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.

Robin!Jason era:

Dick: You wanna go out and get high?

Jason: I can't, I have homework.

Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?

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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing

Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.

Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.

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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-

Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch

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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss off Bruce-

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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce

Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics

Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK

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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure

Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??

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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago

Dick, sweating: Well-

Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?

[mishaesque]

my issue is that just rewatching Supernatural isn’t enough. It takes too long. I want it all at once. I need a room covered in 327 monitors that feed me every single episode at the same time. I need the DVDs melted down and put into an IV drip. I want every single minute of the show tattooed on the inside of my eyelids. I need to live inside its flesh.

[brokendoor16]

Okay. Okay. I get that we all love Crowley calling Aziraphale 'angel' (bcz WHO FUCKING DOESN'T?? I MEAN, "Blasphemy? That's not not like you, angel." KILLS ME EVERY TIME) and obviously everyone wants Azi to have some cute little pet name for him (**ahem** 'dear' **ahem**) BUT JUST HEAR ME OUT.

BUT WHAT IF. The cute little pet name is literally just?? His name?? Like, I can't be the only one noticing how many times Aziraphale starts his sentences with 'Crowley,' even in the middle of a conversation with no one else around he could be talking to??

ANDANDAND he's the only angel who calls Crowley by his name as opposed to 'demon' (Yes, I'm talking about the fucking metratron rn) or 'the demon Crowley', 'the enemy', etc.

BUT THE THING IS, Crowley never TOLD Aziraphale his name the first time they met- we don't even know what his name WAS back when he was an angel- we know he's changed it before, and the original 'Crawley' doesn't seem particularly suited to an Angel ("well, you were a snake") so we don't even fucking KNOW the name heaven called him back when he was the starmaker.

Even hell barely call him Crowley, with the first scene of Ligur (literally one of the demons Crowley interacts with the MOST after Beezlebub and probably Hastur) featuring him asking "what's he calling himself these days?" (probably just another representation of how little hell actually cares about him, but moving on)

OVERALL, the only person (angel? being? idfk) to CONSTANTLY refer to him by name- whilst talking TO him, not ABOUT him- is Aziraphale. Personally, I think that constitutes a 'cute little pet name' 😇😇

[somerandomdudelmao]

Someone mailed me a bunch of handmade tiny orcas..I….oh, MY GOD, hahahaha. Whoever it was, I hope you're having a reeeeally great day because you absolutely made mine