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Flaky but they're totally OFF coded
#Happy tree friends#Htf#happy tree friends fanart#htf fanart#flaky htf#htf flaky#slay non-binary king
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extra angry about jkr and her bullshit today so i'm trans-ifying all of the marauders characters
james - doesn't really fuck with labels? like yeah call him a dude but also you'll catch him in full glam in one a dress and sirius has done his makeup
sirius - i propose agender and likes for people to just throw in different pronouns and ways of referring to him whenever they feel like it
remus - transmasc he/him edition
peter - transmasc he/they edition
lily - okay lily might be cis but THE best ally anyone could ask for. like girl did her research and will fight anyone who's even mildly transphobic
marlene - they them or she/they non binary i can't decide
mary - transfem GODDESS
sybil - intersex and uses they/them pronouns
emmeline - another transfem queen
xenophilius - nonbinary KING (gender neutral)
regulus - transmasc ofc he/him edition
barty - agender. uses he/him mostly but took one look at the gender binary and said fuck that so who knows even
evan - demiboy he/they slaying all day
pandora - unlabeled in a feminine whimsy way. like gender isn't even a thing she percieves
dorcas - transfem baddie she/they edition
hmmmm okay that's not ALL of them. but it's all the ones i want to do soooo
#james potter#sirius black#remus lupin#peter pettigrew#lily evans#marlene mckinnon#mary macdonald#sybill trelawney#emmeline vance#xenophilius lovegood#regulus black#barty crouch junior#barty crouch jr#pandora rosier#dorcas meadowes#slytherin skittles#the marauders#the valkyries#dead gay wizards#marauders era
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TSAMS SEXUALITY AND GENDER HEADCANONS CUZ I DUNNO! :D
And yes my headcanons change every two seconds just like my art style- 😔
☀ Sunrise!
He is either bi or pan, but she's definitely queer cuz like WHATCHA MEAN HE COULD BE STRAIGHT??? ANY STRAIGHT THOUGHTS HAVE ALREADY VANISHED FROM THIS GUY'S MIND 😭🙏 (But you do you, YOU THRIVE REGARDLESS >:D)
She is a demigirl! :D His pronouns are he/she! AND HE SLAYS THOSE DRESSES 💃✨
☾ Moonset!
He is our AroAce king! :D And he's the repulsed type btw, but can imagine himself ONLY in a queer platonic relationship when he finds the right person who he trusts fully and is his number one bestie! :D
He is boyflux and sometimes feels like a boy and then agender or not as intense as a boy and more a bit agender LIKE YOU KNOW THE DRILL ;D His pronouns are he/they!
☀☾ Eclipse!
He is transmasc! :D At first, he was no gender cuz code, BUT got also entirely the female code thingy of Sunrise when he entered her mind and his systems adapted to it and made him then be a girl at the start but he feels like a boy and uses a binder! I KNOW DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IDC IT'S MY SILLY BACKSTORY FOR THE SILLY AND AUTISTIC ECLIPSE ;D Only goes by he/him pronouns!
He 👏 is 👏 G A Y
☾☀ Lunar!
He is omniromantic and asexual! :D
Definitely non-binary, he/they
☁ ☀ Solar!
He is gender-apathetic, but likes to be adressed with he/him! :D
He is G A Y, SO GAY THAT EVERY STRAIGHT PERSON IS WIPED OFF THE FACE OF EARTH 😔 (/j!!! :D)
☁ Earth!
She is a lesbian (I don't know how she's then in a relationship with Monty THEY GOTTA FIGURE IT OUT NOT I 🙄)
She is pangender, any pronouns can be used to adress her! :]
Now, the VILLAINS >:]
Bloodmoon! (I've ran out of symbols to use :'D)
The calmer twin is gay, the more energetic one is omni! Both are asexual and greyromantic tho
They identify as one single entity because they're so close together and want the other twin to always be addressed, too, so they/them :D They're agender as well tho! AND YES THEY'RE PARTNERS IN CRIME, or should I rather say TWINS in crime??? >:D
Helios (Dark Sun)!
I HAVE NO IDEA BRO, BUT HE'S QUEER CUZ HE IS A TSAMS CHARACTER 😭 Maybe pan??
Gender-Apathetic, doesn't care about pronouns
Nexus!
Transwoman! :D (THE FANDOM INFECTED ME WITH THIS HEADCANON 😔🙏) She/Her
Aroflux and aceflux! :D
Dolus (RUIN/JIGSAW)!
He is genderfluid, so he/they pronouns 🙌
He is Archillean! :D
I'M GETTING LAZY SO THANKS THAT YOU WASTED YOUR PRECIOUS TIME ON SOME RANDOM PERSON TALKING ON THE INTERNET ;D TUNG! :D
#sun and moon show#tsams#the sun and moon show#sams#tsams sun#tsams eclipse#tsams moon#tsams solar#tsams ruin#tsams earth#tsams nexus#tsams dark sun#tsams lunar#tsams bloodmoon
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Trans people are such a gift to this earth (including me I’m the best)
Like trans women? Slay queen ateee
Trans men? Yo go king
Non binary people? Yeah, fuck that gender binary
Genderfluid people just feel like worms or demigods to me and that’s an energy I can respect
Any other trans person you’re also amazing and beautiful and please keep living <333
#transgender#transmasc#transfem#trans pride#nonbinary#genderfluid#fuck the gender binary#protect trans kids#protect trans lives#trans appreciation
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Base Yandere Sentient Toy Bonnie Headcanons: BonBon's EGO and Obsessive Love (Five Nights At Freddy's)
[Hello, My Sexy Muffins! I am here with a new chapter! IT IS SPOOKY SEASON TIME! So Spooky Season! Please enjoy this!]
(Disclaimer: Toy Bonnie IN THIS Is Sentinet/Sapient! Mean he can feel like a human does AND he has a consciousness! He is a living creature through AI! He can feel like a human does and be aware of his sense of self!
Disclaimer 2: Toy Bonnie is not yandere in canon! This is just for fun and not to be taken seriously at all! Simping for fictional characters and yanderes is fine! Just do not be illegal or gross about it! You know who you are! You Dirty, Flaky, Biscuits! Yanderes are not ideal partners to have in real life! Also, remember to separate fiction from reality and headcanon from canon! Thank you!)
-Base Yandere Headcanons With Toy Bonnie From The FNAF Fandom-
.Toy Bonnie is an arrogant and self-absorbed animatronic who thinks he is a superstar!
.Yes, Toy Bonnie, or BonBon, as I like to call him (I have been calling him this for years! Sue me!), has fallen for you, a worker at the Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria.
.Of course, he is an AI and has no soul inside him. But he is Sentient and Sapient in which he is aware that he is alive and that he can feel things like a human would.
.That goes for obsessive love as well as he fell into deep obsessive love for you.
.You were his and he was downright possessive towards you.
.He is the type of yandere that thinks and in his mind, knows that he is the best damn thing for you.
.He was the superstar, he was way more amazing than the other toy animatronics and WAY better than The original Bonnie.
.He could not stand that you grew up with the classic animatronics and that you preferred those relics to him!
.HE IS THE STAR! YOU SHOULD LOVE HIM! AND ONLY HIM!
.He is an animatronic with a huge ego! So of course he would think that he is the only one good enough for you, especially as a yandere for you.
.He would even tear up his fellow animatronics if they got too close to you.
.He also likes to take his anger out on mangle since she is such an easy target.
.He can be a very cruel yandere and is actually a very sadistic yandere as well.
.He takes rivals out by hurting them badly, and I mean bad.
.Even human rivals are harmed and now Toy Bonnie has to be watched during the day since he accidentally dislocated one of your coworker's arms.
.Of course, Toy Bonnie would make sure that it was you being the one that has to watch him all day long.
.And night to if he can make your boss force you to do overtime!
.He is a super petty yandere, so with rivals he is beyond petty! Like man oh man, if someone gives you a pat on the back you can bet Toy Bonnie is going to hurt them.
.No one had the right to touch you or to even look at you. You were his! AND HIS ALONE!
.He is also petty with you, that is right Toy Bonnie, BonBon, our man with the streetwalker makeup! He is a toxic yandere and that ends up affecting how he treats you!
.Oh you wore makeup one day or have been working out, who are you trying to impress? You are his so you should only wear makeup or work out if he says so!
(side note men/non-binary/women can wear makeup too and women/nonbinary/men can get buff this is why I said both makeup and working out!! Slay/Get SWOLL Queen, Kings, and Majesties!)
.Oh you got a new haircut, is it for some date you have? You should only plan to improve yourself for him!
.Doing anything that makes you more attractive or stunning to anyone other than him is a way for you to sell yourself to other people.
.And He fucking hates that, you should only look good for him and only improve your looks for him! No One Else, EVER!
.He believes he is the only one worthy for you and that you are the only one worthy of him!
.So you should be lucky that he chooses you and that he wants you to be his darling.
.He would also openly taunt the people who are your friends, family, or even coworkers.
.He is going to make everyone hate being around you and maybe even hate you!
.That way no one will want to be around you and you will be forced to just accept him.
.He will be your best friend, he will be your future family, he will be your boyfriend and one day your husband.
.He would be all that you need and no one, NO ONE, Will ever be able to take you away from him!
.He is also a very manipulative yandere and a yandere that would gaslight you one hundred percent for sure.
.He would make you feel like you a crazy and that no one could ever love you.
.That he is the only one who could love you and that he is very much the only one who even likes you.
.He would make you believe that everyone hates you and that you are unlovable. BUT HE LOVES You!
.He sees past all your flaws and sees the beauty that you are and that he accepts you with all your ugly flaws. .Seriously this yandere is the KEY WORDS Of Toxic Yandere.
.He also has a thing for seeing you break down and cry.
.He knows that he is so in control of your emotional state and he loves it!
.He loves the control he has over you and he gets off on it.
.He is a very controlling yandere and the control he now has on the very person that you are makes him feel great.
.He is the type of yandere that will break you down and build you up in the image that he has in mind.
.If he can get away with it he will make you his handler so that you can live on sight and so he can see you almost twenty-four-seven.
.He is the type of yandere that will always get what he wants and he is never ever going to lose you.
.He would grandly confess to you, by bringing you up in front of everyone and declaring his love for you.
.He did this on purpose so you cannot turn him down, because you would break the kids's hearts if you were to turn down their favorite star!
.I did say he was manipulative and this is one of the many ways he would have done it, he is a very bad bonbon.
.So you are forced to say yes, and he would say no takebacks and since that day it did not matter if you loved him or not, because in his mind you were his and accepted his love.
.So it does not matter how many times you say you don't as he would believe fully that you do love him.
.Also if you tried to break up with him he would make a scene in front of the kids. So that you would be the one apologizing to him.
.It gives him a huge ego boost and makes him feel so damn confident that you can never ever leave him.
.Oh and do not think of quitting because if you do he will hunt you down and kidnap you and keep you as his sweet little bunny.
.He calls you his little bunny, I just thought that was another fun bit of info!
[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS another chapter is done! I hope you all enjoyed this, and stay sexy, all of my sexy muffins! AND ALSO STAY SPOOKY My Muffins!]
#yandere#yandere toy bonnie#yandere fnaf#yandere five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddy's#yandere headcanons#headcanons#fnaf#fnaf toy bonnie#five nights at freddy's toy bonnie#toy bonnie#toy bonnie x reader#reader#gender neutral reader
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Undercircus MTT desing
Borders by this user
About circus!MTT
His role In the circus is the Globe of death, that's why he uses his more ✨Slay✨ human-like form, cuz you can't ride a motorcycle without legs lol
Sometimes he sings in silly shows for the circus, napstablook works as a dj in those moments
FTM king ✨(I'm sorry if he's not a good representation! Even as a non binary person, I'm not the best writer neither designer, I don't feel like his gender should be the main factor of his back story relating to the circus /gen. Besides, i kinda hc the original mtt as FTM)
Loves femenine stuff and doing design for clothing
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“Three queens stand before me,” Ru-Chef began, sizing the dolls up and down.
“Only two of you will move on to the finals, and one of you will bid your adieu and go out in a a burst of glory, in our giant Cum Cannon of Slay-me.”
Brown Sugar and S-kai eyed each other up and down. Brown Sugar, having acquired a Republican-woman tan the shade of burnt caramel, was dead set on getting that Olympic wannabe eliminated. In turn, S-kai, the non-binary short king who merged her deadname Sky with the name every non-binary short king who watched LEGO Ninjago as a kid chooses, also wanted that Alberta asshat eliminated. Shawn-tay, on the other hand, was just focused on not getting his wig snatched by the millions of wig-snatching zombies in the wild of Pahkitew Island.
“So who stays? And who goes?” Ru-Chef was turning up the heat. She got right up in the final three contestants’ faces.
“Brown Sugar, you were terrific in the Dolly Parton drag/moose rodeo double-challenge today, but you completely tripped on your stilettos during the 100m gogo-boots race! What happened, queen?”
S-kai smirked. Yes, Mama Ru! Read that flop to filth with the rest of her hog-tying hick cousins! she thought.
“And S-kai, my darling…”
The non-binary Olympic short king gulped.
“Musical legend Madonna originated the vogue walk. We wanted to see that passion in you during the reward challenge today. Instead, much like said legend herself in present day, I almost went into a mid-life crisis from that godawful posing! This is Ru-Chef’s Drag Race: Pahkitew Island, not a soup kitchen! Let’s straighten that neck up, and act like we’re in a photoshoot, m’kay?”
S-kai reddened, and Brown Sugar hooped and hollered at Ru-Chef’s insult.
Further back, Sis McSlay, co-host of the show, was fine-tuning the Cannon of Slay-me for maximum propulsion. Xe took a moment to rub the sweat off xis forehead from doing repairs to laugh at xis lover’s read. Ru-Chef didn’t just read people–she brought the whole damn LIBRARY.
Click. Clack. Click. Clack. Ru-Chef’s pink Louboutin heels carried the queen over to Shawn-tay, who hadn’t bathed all season.
“Shawn-tay,” said Ru-Chef nasally, as a clothespin pinched her nose from the zombie conspiracy theorist queen’s stench. “You didn’t do terribly in today’s challenges. Nor did you do particularly well. Just…middling. Mediocre. Milquetoast, if we want to keep this trend of “m” words meaning “bland” that perfectly describe you.”
S-kai and Brown Sugar’s eyes widened. Shawn-tay gulped.
“In fact, my dear,” Ru-Chef continued, “If I had a glass of lukewarm Pepsi, I’d offer it to you, because much like a glass of lukewarm Pepsi, you are both unimpressive and nobody’s first choice.”
Shawn-tay’s jaw fell to the floor of the makeshift stage set up on the island. She was thoroughly gagged.
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After Ru-Chef had gotten those bitches together, it was time for the elimination nomination.
“S-kai,” Ru-Chef said, her pink dress shimmering in the summer sun. “You are a phoenix. Bright and awe-inspiring when in action, but pathetic and ashy otherwise. You are an Olympian in training, and you haven’t won a single challenge on your own all season! You’ve got so much potential, crazy abs, a killer bod, insane upper-body strength, sexy flexibility, and a calm head that would soothe any acid-attack victim’s chemical burns! But is athleticism and levelheadedness all that can carry you to the crown?”
S-kai braced xishelf.
“I’m sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.”
S-kai’s heart sank. Xer blue chiffon ball gown seemed to shrink and pucker with every condemnation from Ru-Chef, and with this final blow, with this heart-halting threat of elimination looming over her, it finally gave away. S-kai sank to xer knees and wept.
Unfazed, Ru-Chef turned to the next contestant.
“Brown Sugar. Your performance in today’s challenge was…shall we say…Sugar Honey Iced Tea.”
Brown Sugar’s wig was snatched. Her bedazzled blue-denim bell bottom jeans swished pathetically in the wind.
“Let’s just say, if I wanted a performance that tried way too hard to be modern but ended up being a downright offensive yet horny hick fest, I would’ve just created an AI deep fake of an uncomfortably sweaty sex tape between Lil Nas X and Billy Rae Cyrus to the tune of “Old Town Road.”
S-kai stifled a giggle. Brown Sugar’s eyes went as wide as the sticks of fried butter she ate for lunch.
“I’m sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.”
Brown Sugar started boohooing instantly, her blonde locks billowing in the breeze.
“And Shawn-tay….Con-drag-ulations, you are the winner of this challenge! You stink like Selena Gomez’s acting, Jennifer Lopez’s singing, and Sofia Vergara’s English accent, but you’ve got that it factor, despite an initially lackluster performance. You’ve got a ticket to the finale, my darling. Sashay to backstage, and spectate these two queens battling it out if you dare.”
Fixing her ratty orange beanie, Shawn-tay ran to the back of the stage, endlessly relieved that she wasn’t being eliminated that round and that no zombies had snatched her wig to get her brains!
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“Queens,” Ru-Chef said, after the commercial break. “It is time…to lip-sync…FOR. YOUR. LIFE.”
S-kai and Brown Sugar hated each other all season. Brown Sugar’s loud hillbilly antics and cruel, manipulative tactics like bullying their teammate Sn-hoe White out of the competition and breaking up S-kai and Dirty Dave’s showmance rubbed S-kai the wrong way. Similarly, Brown Sugar was repulsed by S-kai’s good sportsmanship, sense of fairness, and potential alliance with Dirty Dave. They couldn’t be more different. But the two shared one thing in common at that moment, judging from their shaking knees, as jiggly as Season 1 Drag Race winner Ho-wen’s belly: they were scared shitless.
“Good luck, and don’t fuck it up.”
Having uttered this warning, Ru-Chef pressed Play on the hot-pink Disney Princess Karaoke Machine. On either side of him, co-judge Sis McSlay and celebrity judge, current Prime Minister of Canada, Cunt-ney, were staring at the queens coolly.
A remix of Disney Princess “I Want” songs began playing, starting with Snow White’s “I’m Wishing” melody that she sang into the wishing well, still in her peasant clothes. But unlike a peasant, S-kai and Brown Sugar were in full force, grooving around the stage, lip-syncing as best as they could to this childhood medley.
The remix switched over to Cinderella’s “A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes”. Channeling her inner Gus, Brown Sugar tumbled and scurried around the stage, posing perfectly under the spotlight. Ru-Chef looked impressed.
Quickly, the lyrics morphed into Sleeping Beauty’s “Once Upon A Dream”. Channeling xer inner Aurora, S-kai fluttered around the stage, dancing with a deer and gaggle of birds that had wandered in from the forest. Prime Minister Cunt-ney seemed amazed.
It was when the music shifted gears into Ariel’s “Part of Your World” that a lightbulb went off in S-kai’s pixie-cut-adorned head.
The medley is going chronologically, by order of the Disney Princess movies! she deduced.
Hmm, right now is 1989’s The Little Mermaid. What’s next…was it Beauty and the Beast? No, Aladdin!
Distracted by her mental calculations, S-kai didn’t see that she was twirling right next to the front of the stage. Brown Sugar slyly stuck her foot out in front of her competitor. S-kai tripped.
Tipping over the edge of the stage from the momentum of her twirling, the queen gasped. At that moment, the Disney Princess animals from the forest dashed to her rescue. A gaggle of bluebirds grabbed onto her ballgown. A nest of robins held onto her velvet cape. Using their paws and hooves, a deer and a rabbit steadied S-kai’s high heels, which were teeter-tottering from the impact.
Once again, fully upright on stage, S-kai flashed her brightest smile and continued twirling. Sis McSlay narrowed his eyes, but looked satisfied by her recovery.
Shooting a glare at Brown Sugar, S-kai focused on what lyrics would be next. Correctly predicting that Ariel’s signature song would shift into Jasmine’s “A Whole New World,” S-kai used xer cape as an imaginary magic carpet, and, combined with xer acrobatic skills, pretending to glide around the stage in it. All three judges exchanged looks of wonder.
Fuming, Brown Sugar planned to crush that gymnast out of the competition once and for all. In the meantime, though, she’d bide her time and pretend-lasso S-kai out of the way, as the medley changed into Belle’s reprise.
Ironic that Brown Sugar, who thought that books were just government conspiracies to “kill trees and stuff them between boring covers,” would dominate in this portion of the lip-sync, but that’s exactly what happened. Dizzy from all her spinning and flipping, S-kai moved around the stage in a daze. Taking the opportunity to hip-check xer out of the way, Brown Sugar shoulder-shimmied her way into the judges’ hearts.
The sun beat overhead as fiercely as the two lip-syncing queens’ competitive spirit. Neither was backing down, and Shawn-tay watched from backstage in amazement. Maybe life wasn’t all about zombie apocalyptic survival, she thought, inspired by their desire to snatch the crown.
There wasn’t much choreography during S-kai and Brown Sugar’s lip-syncing renditions of Mulan’s “Reflection”, but the emotion in their faces, no doubt spurred on by their hunger to stay in the competition, brought Prime Minister Cunt-ney to hysterics. Even though queen never cry, she couldn’t help but dab at her watery eyes with her mindful and demure platinum-plated handkerchief. Ru-Chef and Sis McSlay held each other for comfort as they sobbed.
Princess Tiana’s “Down in New Orleans” was the segment which made S-kai and Brown Sugar vie for the spotlight the most. Hips swayed, toe-taps cascaded, fingers wagged, and legs sashayed through this jazzy tune. Brown Sugar “accidentally” bumped S-kai into a stage prop, which came crashing down on the queen. With xer out of the way, Brown Sugar pirouetted to her heart’s content, letting out years of Little Miss Hillbilly pageant experience. The judges oohed and aahed.
Crawling out of the rubble from the stage-prop sabotage, S-kai’s ears steamed. Xe wanted to run out there and drop-kick Brown Sugar off the stage and onto the judge’s table to expose that fraud who wore…Sh…Shake….
S-kai shuddered. Even xe couldn’t speak that godawful piece of cheap hair technology into existence. Much like Lord Voldemort, Shake-N-Go wigs were an evil best left unspoken, lest it secretly grow power whenever it was uttered. All of Canada knew that only the trashiest queens wore them, and a secret like this that S-kai had caught wind to would destroy Brown Sugar’s drag career, and on national television at that. But….
No. S-kai wasn’t that low. As angry as xe was, xe wouldn’t stoop to Brown Sugar’s level just to win a lip-sync. Instead, S-kai would win with xer killer physique and discipline. “Fly like a butterfly, sting like a queen”, her intense drag trainer Mr. Mi-yas-gi had taught her. That, and “Wax on, wax off” (when it came to styling eyebrows).
Picking xerself up and dusting xerself off, S-kai was just in time as the remix moved into Rapunzel’s “When Will My Life Begin”. Despite xer obligatory short haircut like all non-binary short kings with some variation of the name Kai, S-kai wasn’t deterred from using xer flowing ballgown to cosplay as Rapunzel’s magical locks. Swirling them around and combining hairography with classical ballet, S-kai zig-zagged around the stage, trapping Brown Sugar in a whirlwind of chiffon and pixie-cut dandruff. The judges were surprised at S-kai’s recovery, having been almost ready to disqualify xer for xer absence for most of the previous lip-sync segment.
S-kai’s dancing whirlwind spun faster and faster, as Brown Sugar, feebly shaking her blonde curls, became disoriented. Making a mad dash out of her opponent’s ballet-based natural disaster, Brown Sugar’s head was clocked by a stray wind from S-kai’s choreography of fury. Flying off the stage, Brown Sugar smashed into the judges’ table and sent an intern running away in fear.
Having knocked her rival off stage, S-kai took center stage, the spotlight on xer, as the final song of the remix, Moana’s “How Far I’ll Go”, began playing. Despite Moana’s Polynesian roots, as a First Nations (indigenous Canadian) queen, S-kai resonated with Moana’s indigenous heritage.
By the time S-kai’s lips, perfectly aligned with Moana’s voice, mouthed the final “how far I’ll go,” all three judges were brought to tears. Even Brown Sugar, as much as she hated S-kai, had to admit that xe sounded pretty good. Shawn-tay sobbed tears of awe.
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The stage lights went dim. Just the natural sunlight, the summer breeze, the chirping birds nearby, and the applauding judges were the only sounds left.
Having defeatedly risen back onto the stage, Brown Sugar faced her judgment. She stared daggers at S-kai, who stared daggers right back. The two were having a mental diva-off, a stare down of the gods, and only one would walk away. That is, until–
“We’ve made our decision,” Ru-Chef called.
“S-kai,” Prime Minister Cunt-ney began.
A pit of nervousness rose in the Olympic queen’s stomach.
“Shantay, you stay,” Ru-Chef proudly finished.
Xer mouth agape, S-kai took in Ru-Chef’s words. Xe was in the finale. Xe was IN the finale.
Beaming, she ran over to hug Shawn-tay before halting inches away. Shawn-tay did still smell like raccoon ass and her outfit did still look like she had gotten mauled by attack dogs and fire hoses at a civil rights protest (seriously, what was Mama Ru thinking giving her invincibility??), but….who the hell cared! The two queens embraced, congratulating each other. Discreetly, S-kai sprayed some Chanel No. 5 perfume on Shawn-tay as they hugged.
“Brown Sugar. Your performance in this lip sync matches your tan exactly: skanky and reeking of bad judgment. If the sabotage wasn’t enough, the hair was my last goddamn straw, honey…a Shake-N-Go wig? How dare you.”
Having had her secret exposed for the entire viewing audience of Ontario, British Columbia, Nova Scotia, and Quebec, Brown Sugar stood frozen in her tracks, a white-hot fury and mortification petrifying her. She could kiss her brand deals with Juggy Chunks and Darwin’s Food Safari goodbye.
“Brown Sugar,” Ru-Chef looked upon her like gum on the bottom of her stiletto. “Sashay away.”
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Not even giving her enough time for a farewell, Ru-Chef’s bulging biceps hoisted Brown Sugar up and tossed her from the stage into the Cannon of Slay-me across the forest. Promptly pressing a shiny red button, Sis McSlay watched as Brown Sugar screetched, “I’M COMING, WIZARD!” as she blasted away into the sky. For the record, by “wizard,” she was not referring to Leonard, a black queen LARPing as a sexy mage who was eliminated 2nd in the competition, but instead to her illicit American lover, a “Grand Wizard” in an organization whose three initials are all comprised of the same letter…
“Taking the trash out, one silly billy (hillbilly that is!) at a time!” Prime Minister Cunt-ney dusted her hands off, a self-satisfied smirk on her ever-so-cunty face.
“We are down to TWO finalists,” Ru-Chef announced.
“Who will be the queen that snatches the crown on Ru-Chef’s Drag Race: Pahkitew Island? Will it be S-kai, non-binary short king (pronouns xe/she/xer/her) and Olympian-in-training, or Shawn-tay, smelly but spirited QAnon conspiracy theorist Shawn-tay (pronouns she/her)–?”
"–It’s ‘zombie conspiracy theorist, not QAnon! And zombies are totally real–“
“–Find out next week on the season finale of Total…Mama💅…Island!”
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Random ass headcanons (This is just how I see 3 and 4!!)
SMG3 headcanons💜 Still see him as a tall mf- (5'9) I personally see him Non-binary (He/him/They/Them/It) just gay- He has bad eye sight, so he does have glasses but he mostly uses eye contacts lol. Has a whole lot of scars from igbp cause dude turned into a whole as monster thing- (and some burn marks from bombs and that shit- ) I see him having short hair, but I honestly see him with long hair-
SMG4 headcanons💙 just 5'7- idk I see him short- (short king lol) he has scars all over his right side of his body from igbp, and that right is blind. Trans boi (He/Him/She/Her, mf can't decide) Bisexual and acesexual gurl- I see 4 with long hair lol he slays it tbh. bros an workaholic, 3 or meggy get him to actually get rest.
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in honor of pride month i ended up making queer headcannons of the main hamilton characters because i like making everything queer so
lgbtq+ hamilton headcannons
disclamer: yes some of the sexualities are weird because i like weird identities, i use weird identities, and sometimes it just makes sense. not a fan? close the door on your way out. also this is sponsored by 3 am thoughts and lack of sleep. anyways, shall we continue?
alexander hamilton
- he / they
- bi + polyam + trans guy
- a fanfic gave me the poly idea and i absolutely love it
- also alexander is just a trans name and he has that tboy swag
- has a thing for both john ( he finds all of his friends to be very attractive and flirts with them all )
- very obnoxious about his identity ( as he should )
john laurens
- he / him
- demisexual + gay + cis
- it just works for him
- knew he was gay from birth he just needed some boys to kiss
hercules mulligan
- he / him
- bihet or unlabeled + demiromantic + cis
- makes and sells pride flags + has several pride stickers
- doesn't really care all that much, but find himself having a preference for women
- does have a major thing for laf though ( is way too shy to talk about it )
marquis de lafayette
- all pronouns
- pan + genderfluid + non binary
- so obnoxiously gay and it's wonderful
- definitely does drag in their free time ( and fucking slays it each time )
angelica schuyler
- she / her
- pan + aroace + trans woman
- if you even think anything queerphobic she will tear you a new one ( kicked a transphobe in the teeth cuz of a comment they made towards her )
- such a girlboss about it
eliza schuyler
- she / they
- bi + polyam + asexual + cis
- polyam idea also from a fanfic ( it was really good )
- alex helped her realize she was polyam
- has a big fat crush on maria lewis
peggy schuyler
- any pronouns
- lesbian + genderfluid
- blames all of her problems on homophobia ( as she should )
- the most lesbian to ever lesbian tbh
- reminds me of one of my irl friends tbh ( both give off the same vibes )
maria lewis ( reynolds )
- she / her
- bi lesbian + trans girl
- doesn't talk about her sexuality a lot cuz she hates explaining ( mood )
- eliza was lesbian awakening, alexander was bi awakening, james made her realize she did NOT like men. well cis men at least ( just like me frfr )
thomas jefferson
- he / him
- bigay + aromantic + cis
- label depends on the day, really
- flirts with everyone ( more or less to get what he wants cuz he puts his pretty privilege to use )
- secretly does drag and denies all accusations ( he'd make a fabulous queen )
james madison
- he / him
- gay + demiaroace + trans guy
- nobody actually knows he's trans aside from those with the transtuition
- in a qpt relationship with thomas
aaron burr
- he / him
- hetero + aromantic + cis
- he's a quiet ally who supports his friends
- does not have a queer opinion at fucking all ( as per usual ) #certifiedfencesitter
george washington
- he / him
- hetero + cis
- doesn't understand but he tried his best
- ( at pride with all his kids the revolutionary set ) stranger: "how many genders are there?" washington: "i dunno man, i just got here."
king george
- nameself pronouns / neos / he
- gay + cis
- is 100% both a drag king and drag queen ( he's just so cunty )
- has that roly west of energy ( please tell me that someone can see the vision )
#hamilton headcanons#queer headcanons#queer hamilton headcannons#alexander hamilton#john laurens#hercules mulligan#marquis de lafayette#angelica schuyler#eliza schuyler#peggy schuyler#and peggy#thomas jefferson#james maddison#aaron burr#george washington#king george iii#pride month#happy pride 🌈#pride headcanons#radinclus#pro radinclus#mogai headcanon#hamiltrash
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MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS FROM VARIOUS DIFFERENT MEDIA
and the reasons why i like them
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JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE
Noriaki Kakyoin - I just think he's neat
Risotto Nero - he's emo
Kars - HE'S HOT!!!!
Joseph Joestar - goofy as fuck
Josuke Higashikata - he's so silly it's unreal
Leone Abbacchio - depressed alcoholic? that's a favourite character right there
Caesar Zeppeli - I like him :]
Pannacotta Fugo - I think he's an interesting character (also because of phf)
Robert E.O Speedwagon - waifu
Diavolo - pathetic little bitch
Vinegar Doppio - pathetic little meow meow
Guido Mista - he's pretty chill, I like him
Ghiaccio - fuck dude why do I like all the angry ones
N'doul - i saw him and immediately liked him
Narciso Anasui - i could fix him.
Enrico Pucci - birthing hips
Okuyasu Nijimura - love me a dumb bitch
Rohan Kishibe - cunty
Foo Fighters - water
Hot Pants - please step on me
Diego Brando - DINOSAUR!!!
Johnny Joestar - he was really well written! also he looks like a twink
Yasuho Hirose - silly!!!
Josuke Higashikata8 - silly!!!
Santana - silly!!!
Wamuu - big man tits
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SCOTT PILGRIM
Matthew Patel - pathetic little emo (my favourite breed of man)
Scott Pilgrim - pathetic simp (me too)
Ramona Flowers - please step on me
Lucas Lee - himbo
Knives Chau - Silly!!!
Wallace Wells - he's an icon
Young Neil - Silly!!!
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STARDEW VALLEY
Sebastian - emo
Elliot - he has nice hair
Abigail - slay queen
Sam - silly!!!
Shane - depressed alcoholic
Krobus - silly!!!
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OURAN HIGHSCHOOL HOST CLUB
Tamaki Suoh - stupid blond bitch
Haruhi Fujioka - you go girl
Honey - cutie patootie
Mori - love me a good silent type
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CHAINSAW MAN
Denji - he's so relatable (i want to touch tits too)
Power - CAT LOVER
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UNDERTALE + DELTARUNE
Kris - non binary icon
Suzie - lesbian icon
Ralsei - icon
sans - haha funny skeleton guy
Papyrus - autistic icon
Flower - the flower
Toriel - love her
Alphys - lesbian icon
Undyne - lesbian icon
Mettaton - gay icon
Grillby - he's HOT (get it?)
Queen - feel like a fem queen
Lancer - an icon
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POKEMON
Ingo - haha funny train man with no memories
Emmet - haha funny train man
Pierce - emo
Raihan - silly!!!
Leon - silly!!!
Hop - silly!!!
Arven - :(
Melli - stuck up bitch
Adaman - "bisexuals are gonna love this guy"
Irida - silly!!!
Brock - simp
Allister - silly!!!
Jessie - girlboss
James - crossdressing icon
N - long hair
Volo - i HATED this guy at first, then thought "nvm he's cool"
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OMORI
Kel - silly!!!
Aubrey - auby
Hero - slay king
Mari - yippee!!!
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DIALTOWN
Randy Jade - pathetic
Phonegingi - GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH
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DAYSHIFT AT FREDDY'S
Dave - vegas
Jack - i like him
Dee - you go girl
Roger - baby
Harry - i like him
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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S
Glamrock freddy - way to go superstar
Funtime Freddy - same va as diavolo
Michael Afton - Michael Afton
William Afton - JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY
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WELCOME TO DEMON SCHOOL! IRUMA-KUN
Alice Asmodeus - gay icon
Clara Valac - silly!!!
Ameri Azazel - girlboss
Opera - non binary icon
Kalego Naberius - emo
Sabro Sabnock - HE'S GOT SO MUCH CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT IT'S GREAT
Lied Shax - silly!!!
Shichiro Balam - gentle giant
General Furfur - same english va as diavolo
#jojos bizarre adventure#jjba part 5#jojo golden wind#scott pilgrim#scott pilgram takes off#scott pilgram vs the world#scott pilgrim's precious little life#scott pilgrim vs the world#welcome to demon school iruma kun#five nights at freddy's#dayshift at freddy's#dialtown#undertale#deltarune#omori#pokémon#chainsaw man#ouran high school host club#stardew valley
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miraculous drag au
office part
marinette and adrien both work a corporate office job
marinette slays in little pencil skirts and presses phones to her ear w her shoulder and holds huge stacks of paper like a classic 2000s gal
adrien is a nepo baby (his dad runs the company) he’s really just there to make friends
meet cute where marinette scatters the papers everywhere
Gabriel agreste runs the company and is generally fuckin evil. akumatised office workers = a call from him? called into his office?
drag part
marinette moonlights at a drag club called The Eiffel as LADYBUG, the drag queen, and serves insane amounts of cunt with gymnastic ass routines
adrien ALSO moonlights at the same drag club as CHAT NOIR, the drag queen who is like a little bit of a furry but mostly is annoying and cunty with essentially pole routines and comedy lip syncs
Gabriel agreste ALSO MOONLIGHTS at this drag club as villainesque drag king hawkmoth. when he and adrien pass by each other the eye contact lasts like a minute straight in a series of dramatic bollywood cuts . neither know they just fuxking hate each other lol
there are weekly drag battles. master fu is an elderly queen that judges them lol and knows ALLLL the shit that goes down in the dressing rms and at the office
the office is literally just comprised of marinettes class. the akumatised villains are literally just them being like, u know how im going to deal with my feelings. get glittery about it and defeat some bitches down at the local drag bar
character plotlines
marinette is in love with adrien her hot coworker but is terrified of being fired by her boss
adrien is FUCKING TRANS!!!!!!! he/him BISEXUAL non-binary FEMME!!!!!!
adrien is also in love with ladybug the drag queen who he imagines is secretly a very hot male gymnast.
Gabriel is basically the same except he can death drop and is somehow more homophobic?
#miraculous ladybug#mlb#miraculous drag au#im not crazy this is hilarious and is essentially the fucking show if it wasn’t a coward
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Tma characters that I think are trans women:
Peter Lukas (Starts biting my own arm off) (she does not know) (isolation theme)
Mike Crew (shes awesome) (takes no hrt just vibes) (she/he/they probably)
Georgie Baker (she slayy) (she vibe) (Im obsessed with her)
Helen Richardson (this one is just canon)
That one coffin gal from episode two
Gerry Keay
Tma characters I think are trans FEM but do not id as women:
Jonathan Simz (Weird nonbinary girlfreakthing)
Melaine King (Self-explanatory honestly)
Helen Richardson again
Sasha James
Jane Prentiss
Tma's various nonbinaries:
Timothy Stoker if she had lived past the unknowing (haha! Got your gender cracked by an evil clown who killed your brother looser)
Oliver Banks (she is sooo cool honestly Im obsessed with them. Another day another slay, king)
Gertrude Robinson (no explanation needed)
Martin Blackwood (he left his gender behind in the lonley 🙏 rip king)
Mr Pitch (mostly because eye think its funny)
Jurgen Leitner (funny again)
The spider from a guest for mr spider
Nikola Orsinov
Basira Hussain (girl-ways)
Daisy (dog)
Wouldn't it be funny if I put Callum Brodie on this list
Callum Brodie
Annabelle Cane (yeahg)
Tma characters whom I think are transmasc but dont id as men:
Jonah Magnus (yeah) (you know) (you know the drill)
Gertrude Robinson again
Micheal Shelly (uh huh)
Oliver Banks is also here
Julia Montauk
Celia
Martin Backwood again
Tma characters whom I think are trans men:
Agnes Montague (bites my own arm off)
Gertrude Robinson (yeah. Again. Hes got complexities, okay)
Rosie (uh huh) (yeah) (I know him personally)
Simon Fairchild (funny) (honestly hes just like me forreal) (slash j)
Tma characters whom I think are cis (sorry guys)
Jude Perry
Elias Bouchard (..maybe in another universe. Wink wink.)
Maxwell R*yner
Manuela
Jered Hopworth
Breekon and Hope but not like, their men or anything. They were just born agender like the humble mollusk
If I forgot someone just assume their nonbinary. Okay. Thanx 👍
very respectable. may i humbly present. my own assorted headcanons
genderfluid transfem jonah magnus. but like. it changes very slowly. takes like a decade to load a new gender. also alterhuman.
absolute opposite of that simon fairchild. gender changes by the hour. insert terminal velocity joke here. almost pangender in nature
trans man peter lukas. idk i just like this one.
transmasc non-binary lesboy melanie king. i know in my soul.
it's the portion of the post where i project. cistrans not!sasha, cistrans nikola orsinov, cistrans jane prentiss. goodbye
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Queer MTL things to do: September 2024

As Montréal switches over to its fall wardrobe (and looking incredible doing so), the city’s queer scene continues in high gear! And like every month, Montréal is stuffed to the brim with events, parties and unique experiences painted in all the colours of the LGBTQ+ rainbow. From drag to community, circuit to underground, here’s some of our picks for the best LGBTQ+ things to do in the city. For further announcements, including those not announced at time of publication, follow QueerMTL on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and Tumblr! Got an event coming up? DM it our way!
LEGEND
🎥 Cinema 👑 Drag 🥳 Parties 🎶 Concert ✊ Activism 🏳️⚧️ Trans 🏳️🌈 Community 😆 Comedy 🎭 Performance 💪 Sports 👯♀️ Dance 🎤 Karaoke 🎨 Arts 📚 Literary / Educational 👠 Ballroom / Vogue
Sunday, September 1, 2024
👠 Ballroom 4 Community and LA SERRE present ÉLÉMENTS, a 10 week exploration of Ballroom culture. For week 3, they host a SLAY PICNIC, LA SERRE—arts vivants
🥳 L Nights / Work Hard, Play Harder with Gallant, Datcha
🥳 Cirque De Boudoir, DEBASEMENT and BERLIN TECHNO presents BERLIN TECHNO FETISH 2024 with DJ Davidé, DJ Mushin and Xris Smack!, Cabaret Berlin
👑 Jimmy Moore personifies Madonna: The Celebration Tour, Cabaret Mado
👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash and special guests Marla Deer, Rawxy and Lulu Shade, Cabaret Mado
👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail
Tuesday, September 3, 2024
😆 Ladyfest presents Zaddies, A Drag King Comedy Show with Niko Lubie, Claude Depussy, Rev Love, Uncle Marley, Jay Show, Timothy Toxic, Casanova and Delam in Drag, Theatre MainLine
👑 Full Gisèle : Full Tim Burton with Gisèle Lullaby and special guests Bambi Dextrous, Marla Deer, Victoire de Rockwell and Derek Wood, Cabaret Mado
👑 Adèle: Someone Like You with Sarah Winters, Bar Le Cocktail
😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal
Wednesday, September 4, 2024
🎭 Ladyfest hosts Pretty Funny: Burlesque vs Stand-up Comics with Velvet La Touche, Sara Quinn, Marianne Mandrusiak, Yumi Blake, Kyra Carleton, Maïté Sinave, Ri Ma and SugarVixen, Theatre MainLine
🎭 The Poly Mic open mic, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles
🎭 Back to School with Bring Your Own Juice with Bring Your Own Juice, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles
🥳 Soirées QUARTZ lesbian event with Rosie Bourgeoisie and DJ Douce, Club La Porte
🎨 Drink & Draw by @Hommehomo, Bar Le Cocktail
👑 Smoke & Mirrors with Sherry Vine, Cabaret Mado
Thursday, September 5, 2024
🥳 L’Orage presents Jeudi diversité !, L’Orage Club
👑 Mado Sings ABBA—50 Years of ABBA! with Mado Lamotte and special guests, Cabaret Mado
👑 Butterfly de nuit with Miss Butterfly, Bar Le Cocktail
Friday, September 6, 2024
🎭 As part of Ladyfest, Lucy Gervais and Melissa G present Cabaret Debauch with Malinka Molotov, Léo Lux, Mina Minou, Tongues, Mariam Khan and others, MainLine Theatre
😆 Ladyfest hosts A Very Pretentious Comedy Show, produced by Raquel Maestre and featuring Elspeth Wright, Marianne Mandrusiak, Mbissine, Mason Terry, Caroline Garon and Florence Trépanier, Theatre MainLine
💪 2SLGBTQ+ sports team ACC Water-Polo hosts an Open House for women, trans and non-binary folx, Cégep du Vieux-Montreal
👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Sasha Baga, Bobépine, Velma Jones and Nana, Cabaret Mado
👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail
Saturday, September 7, 2024
😆 Bulge and Ladyfest present Dykes on Mics with Becca Love, Laure, Sadie Moland and Raquel Maestre, MainLine Theatre
📚 The Violet Hour Book Club reads Oliver Sacks’ On the Move: A Life, Archives gaies du Québec
🥳 Super Taste and HOMOPOP present BEYONCÉ DANCE PARTY: Virgo’s Groove with Kiara, Cabaret Berlin
🥳 After Palomosa: The Dare / Discoño with The Dare, Frost Children, Nation, Tyler Skye and Indie Sleaze in the ESPACE SAT and MJ Nebreda, Cheba Iman, mCherry and AyyBrino in the DÔME SAT, Société des arts technologiques [SAT]
🎤 Bareoke: Strip Karaoke, Café Cléopatra
👑 Jackbox Games with Uma Gahd and Selma Gahd, Bar Le Cocktail
👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Sasha Baga, Bobépine, Velma Jones and Nana, Cabaret Mado
👑 Late Night with Jessie Précieuse, Cabaret Mado
👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail
Sunday, September 8, 2024
👠 Ballroom 4 Community and LA SERRE present ÉLÉMENTS, a 10 week exploration of Ballroom culture. For week 4, they host a DJ and Commentator workshop, LA SERRE—arts vivants
😆 Ladyfest presents LEXPERTS with Eve Parker Finley, Ray Resvick, Becca Redden, Lauren Mallory and Raquel Maestre, MainLine Theatre
😆 Ladyfest presents QT Shop Talk featuring new and seasoned comedians trying out new material with a focus on Queer and Trans comics, MainLine Theatre
💪 Montréal Roller Derby’s BOOTCAMP 2024 kicks off today with two practices per week, Patro Villeray
🎶 Helene Rose Session : Queerly Iconic! with Helene Rose, LaRude and Leo Luxe, Turbo Haüs
🎶 Andrew Jamieson's B-Side with Andrew Jamieson and Sophie Lane, The Wiggle Room
👑 Le Brunch Aux Folles with Misty Waterfalls, Bobépine and Suri Racha, Bar Social Verdun
👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash and special guests Bobépine, Lady Boom Boom and Pétula Claque, Cabaret Mado
👑 Dimanche Show : Les succès oubliés with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail
Tuesday, September 10, 2024
👑 Full Gisèle : Full Country with Gisèle Lullaby and special guests Misty Waterfalls, Foxy Lexxi Brown, Clay Thorris and Yikes Macaroni, Cabaret Mado
😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal
Wednesday, September 11, 2024
🏳️⚧️ Studio ZX and Aide aux Trans du Québec (ATQ) present Trans-Gen, a meeting for Trans folx of all ages, Place du Village
🎭 The Poly Mic open mic, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles
🎭 The Alt Comedy Show hosted by Raquel Maestre, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles
👑 Bonne fête Jessie 30 ans! with Jessie Précieuse and Victoire de Rockwell, Cabaret Mado
👑 Trashilaz : Édition Next Génération superstar with Infernal Desires, Moh Dafok, Val The Freak, Kitty Catcherr, Lorenzo, Swordverine, BiG SiSsY, Hailey Well and Mia Moore, Cabaret Mado
Thursday, September 12, 2024
🏳️🌈 Board Games evening, Robin Des Bois
🥳 L’Orage presents Jeudi diversité !, L’Orage Club
👑 Girls' Night Out with Krystella Fame and special guests Celes and Lana Dalida, Cabaret Mado
👑 Butterfly de nuit with Miss Butterfly, Bar Le Cocktail
Friday, September 13, 2024
🎥 Studio ZX, Village, Village pour Toustes and Ballroom 4 Community present a screening of the documentary KIKI starring Twiggy Pucci Garçon and Chi Chi West in Place du Village
🥳 Picket x Kadera VOL. 2 with Kebra, Jaiju, La Niña Kiwi, Rico Rica b2b Teykirisi and mCherry, Church St. John the Evangelist
👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Kitana, Celes, Tracy Trash and Nana, Cabaret Mado
👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail
Saturday, September 14, 2024
🥳 LEZ DANCE lesbian party with DJ Franklyne, Stock & Soda
👑 Jimmy Moore personifies Adele, Cabaret Mado
👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Kitana, Celes, Tracy Trash and Nana, Cabaret Mado
👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail
Sunday, September 15, 2024
👠 Ballroom 4 Community and LA SERRE present ÉLÉMENTS, a 10 week exploration of Ballroom culture. For week 5, they host a Ballroom: Codes & Moments workshop, LA SERRE—arts vivants
👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash and special guests Sasha Baga, Marla Deer and Crystal Starz, Cabaret Mado
👑 Dimanche Show with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail
Tuesday, September 17, 2024
👑 Full Gisèle : Full Fashion Week with Gisèle Lullaby and special guests Lady Boom Boom, Pétula Claque, Kiara and Ladrag On-Fly, Cabaret Mado
👑 Garden of Shade : Pokémon Édition 2 with Lulu Shade, Sarah Winters, Prudence, Soleil Levant, Queen Latina, Kleopatra and Spiked Corona, Bar Le Cocktail
😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal
Wednesday, September 18, 2024
🏳️⚧️ Studio ZX and Aide aux Trans du Québec (ATQ) present Trans-Gen, a meeting for Trans folx of all ages, Place du Village
🎭 The Poly Mic open mic, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles
🎭 Advice By The Fireplace Live hosted by Daniel Carin, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles
🎨 Drink & Draw by @Hommehomo, Bar Le Cocktail
Thursday, September 19, 2024
🎥 Queer Cinema Club of Montréal hosts a screening of William Wyler’s The Children's Hour starring Audrey Hepburn and Shirley MacLaine, Cinema Moderne
🥳 L’Orage presents Jeudi diversité !, L’Orage Club
👑 Butterfly de nuit with Miss Butterfly, Bar Le Cocktail
Friday, September 20, 2024
📚Lancement guide coming out et questionnement, L’Euguélionne, librairie féministe
👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Adriana The Bombshell, Peggy Sue, Carmen Sutra and Nana, Cabaret Mado
👑 Vendredi Fou : Soirée sans pantalon with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail
Saturday, September 21, 2024
👠 Ballroom 4 Community and LA SERRE present ÉLÉMENTS, a 10 week exploration of Ballroom culture. For week 6, they host The Éléments Kiki Ball, Parc Nicolas-Viel
🎤 Bareoke: Strip Karaoke, Café Cléopatra
🥳 Queen & Queer present QUEEN & QUEER Dance Party ⭐️ 100% Latino & Caribbean with DJ Sam, NanaZen and Empress, La Sala Rossa
👑 Jimmy Moore personifies Taylor Swift, Cabaret Mado
👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Adriana The Bombshell, Peggy Sue, Carmen Sutra and Nana, Cabaret Mado
👑 Alix au pays des merveilles with Cismon Genderfuck and La Dolce Follia Bar Le Cocktail
👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail
Sunday, September 22, 2024
👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash and special guests Kiara, Marla Deer and Jessie Précieuse, Cabaret Mado
👑 Dimanche Show : Gala du Cocktail with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail
Tuesday, September 24, 2024
😆 Stand Up St. Henri Open Mic focusing on women, non-binary, queer and allied comedians, Impro Montréal
👑 Full Gisèle : Miss Full Gisèle Univers avec Tootsie with Gisèle Lullaby and special guests Sasha Baga, Lady Guidoune, Carmen Sutra and Velma Jones, Cabaret Mado
Wednesday, September 25, 2024
🏳️⚧️ Studio ZX and Aide aux Trans du Québec (ATQ) present Trans-Gen, a meeting for Trans folx of all ages, Place du Village
🎭 The Poly Mic open mic, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles
🎭 The Poly Showcase hosted by Lauren Mallory, Bar Notre-Dame-des-Quilles
Thursday, September 26, 2024
🥳 L’Orage presents Jeudi diversité !, L’Orage Club
👑 Le Sami Party with Sami Landri and special guests Sasha Baga, Lady Guidoune, and Uma Gahd, Cabaret Mado
👑 Butterfly de nuit with Miss Butterfly, Bar Le Cocktail
Friday, September 27, 2024
🥳 Laylit celebrates their 6 Year Anniversary with MNSA and others, Ausgang Plaza
👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Gisèle Lullaby, Marla Deer, Pétula Claque and Nana, Cabaret Mado
👑 Vendredi Fou with Michel Dorion, Bar Le Cocktail
Saturday, September 28, 2024
🎭 Sprung: An All Rabbit Revue raising money for rabbit rescue group Sauvatage Lapin Errants with Votre Dame, Quincy Chase, Bambi Van Boom, Odala Moore, Flame Fatale, Bebe Elle, Odala Moore and Kitty Catcherr, Café Cléopatra
👑 Mado Reçoit with Mado Lamotte, Gisèle Lullaby, Marla Deer, Pétula Claque and Nana, Cabaret Mado
👑 Drôles de Drags with Miss Butterfly, Ciathanight, Crystal Starz or Emma Déjàvu in rotation, Bar Le Cocktail
Sunday, September 29, 2024
👠 Ballroom 4 Community and LA SERRE present ÉLÉMENTS, a 10 week exploration of Ballroom culture. For week 7, they host a Clips & Chill workshop, LA SERRE—arts vivants
👑 Le Tracy Show with Tracy Trash and special guests Pétula Claque, Victoire de Rockwell and Kelly Torrieli, Cabaret Mado
👑 Spécial Mireille Mathieu, Bar Le Cocktail
OTHERS / LES AUTRES
👠 Twice a month on every second Tuesday, Bring It! hosts an OTA night of ballroom and vogue with commentator and DJ. Follow their Instagram for dates and details.
💪 Montréal Roller Derby hosts regular matches and open boot camps throughout the year. Follow their Facebook page for additional info.
🤠 Club Bolo—Danse Country Montréal meet on Fridays at the Association sportive et communautaire du Centre-Sud.
👯 Tango/Salsa Queer holds lessons every Saturday, visit queertangomtl.com for information or contact [email protected] or call +1 (514) 709-4678 for prices and signup information, Espaces des Arts.
🏐 Les Ratons-Chasseurs (Montréal’s LGBTA dodgeball group) holds regular events. Keep an eye on their Facebook for upcoming opportunities to join in and play.
🕹Montréal Gaymers hosts regular gatherings including board game nights and gaming gatherings. Check their Facebook for what’s next!
🏃🏾Join the Out-Run run and workout club for people relating to the queer / sapphic experience. Details on their Instagram!
🐦 Bird lovers should keep their eye on Queer Birders' regularly scheduled birdwatching events and excursions. Join the Facebook group and get those binoculars at the ready.
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Pride History Deltaswap/Underswap
I wanted to post this on pride month but I was on vacation and took a break from Tumblr to spend time with my family
And instead of waiting til next June I'll just post this now
Here are all the DeltaSwap and UnderSwap characters sexualities (some might change and everyone's entitled to their own headcannons)
DeltaSwap:
Noelle: Gender Fluid and Sapphic (Still likes Susie)
Berdley: Omnisexual
Temmie: Trans Fem and Demisexual
Clubboy: He's 6 he hasn't figured himself out yet and doesn't know what any of this means so let him be
Nubert: It/It's pronouns and Aromantic
Sweet: Straight
Capn: Bisexual
Kakes: Gay
Swoetche: Gay (and maybe a closeted drag queen)
Addisons: All use They/Them. Pink is attracted to men. Blue is bisexual (and had a former secret relationship with Spamton). Yellow is Aroace. Orange is Asexual.
Hacker (Checkwalker): Omnigender and Omnisexual and Omni-being
Queen: Straight (likely homophobic as well. I know people won't like that, but that's how people be and I'm trying to be realistic)
Susie: Lesbian
Kris: Non-binary and Pansexual (has a huge crush on Berdley)
Clover: Omnisexual
Jevil: Gender Fluid and Pansexual
Seam: Gender Fluid/Non Binary (debating whether they use they/them exclusively since they technically are multiple entities and therefore also would use We/We're or would switch pronouns depending on their form)
Rouxls Kaard: Gay (and definitely a drag queen. SLAY) has a crush on King but King doesn't have the same feelings
King: Bisexual (has 7 ex wives and 2 ex husbands. Poor guy :()
C. Round: Omnigender; Omnisexual
Asgore: Bisexual
Toriel: Straight
Undyne: Lesbian
Alphys: Bisexual
Mettacrit: Gender Fluid; Gay
Napstablook: Non Binary; Aroace
Papyrus: Gay; Asexual
Rudolph Holiday: Straight
Carol Holiday: Dead (Formerly Bisexual)
Dess: Trans Fem; Omnisexual
Asriel: Omnisexual
Geeson: Straight
Alvin: Straight
Mrs. Boom: Lesbian
Monster Kid: Non Binary; Asexual
Snow Drake: Trans Masc; Bisexual
Catti: Straight
Jockington: Aroace
Ralsei: Demisexual; Gay
I think that's all the characters if I missed one ask in the comments
UnderSwap (most are similar to above):
Chara: Non Binary; Aroace
Temmie: Gender Fluid (I believe I either have a post or am working on one explaining the confusingness of Temmie's identity but just know they don't care what they're referred to but uses She/Her mostly to try and differentiate from MK. She is not trans and wishes to go back to being MK but also wants to alienate this form from MK); Aroace (Has no feelings)
Asgore: Bisexual
Papyrus: Gay
Sans: Bisexual
Alphys: Bisexual
Undyne: Lesbian
Toriel: Straight
Napstabot: Trans Masc; Pansexual; Asexual
Mettacrit: Gender Fluid; Gay
Asriel: Demisexual; Omnisexual
Muffet: Bisexual
Grillby: Aroace
Mad Okie Dokie (So Sorry): Trans Masc; Omnisexual
Dogamy: Straight
Doggo: Gay
Lesser Dog: Demisexual
Doggeressa: Straight; Asexual
Muttler (Endogeny): Aroace
Ice Cream Pants (Burgerpants): Gay
Burger Guy (Nice Cream Guy): Bisexual
Gerald (Elder Puzzle Master): Straight
Rabeca (Bunny Girl): Pansexual
Flowey: ???????????
Bratty: Lesbian
Catty: Sapphic
Rg 1 & 2: Gay but not dating
Gaster: Non Binary; [RELATIONSHIP STATUS REDACTED]
Annoying Dog: ??????????????????????????
MK: Non Binary; Aroace
Frisk: Gender Fluid; Asexual
River Person: Genderless; [RELATIONSHIP STATUS REDACTED]
I believe that's all the characters
Again if I'm missing any ill be happy to but Them in the comments or maybe update this post
#deltaswap#underswap#spamton#jevil#alphys#asgore#mettaton#napstablook#temmie#undyne#queer#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#lgbt pride#lgbt history month#Anyone wanna tally how many of each sexuality we have?#Is there anything I'm missing#I'm not the most rehearsed in this#Is anyone actually reading these?#If you are what're your top ships for Undertale/Deltarune/DeltaSwap/UnderSwap?
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reading your daily horoscope. making up constellations. going where the wind takes you. life on the road. lazy summer afternoons. a ring on every finger. silver necklaces and patterned shirts. a collage of posters and concert tickets. the alleged van. an impulsive tattoo, given by a friend. talking late into the night. a smoky laugh. the mysteries of the universe. dying your own hair. hands covered in clay. befriending the neighbourhood cats.
statistics.
full name: felix tagana-aguirre nickname(s): fe (fee) name meaning: happy, fortunate age: twenty-six date of birth: june 29th star sign: cancer place of birth: castle village, galdoran current location: wherever the road takes them (but, like, pelican town) gender: non-binary pronouns: he/they sexual orientation: pansexual occupation: travelling merchant family: nicanor “nic” tagana-aguirre (father), sara tagana-aguirre (mother), carmen tagana-aguirre (older sister) education level: high school graduate (barely) living arrangements: lives in his van (which is also his shop) loved gifts: coconut, spicy eel, clay hated gifts: mayonnaise, coleslaw, raisins
biography.
Felix was born in Castle Village, a distant town known for its community of adventurers.
His mother and father, Sara and Nic, perhaps aren’t the sort of people you’d immediately associate with heroics and monster slaying. They’re both bermuda-shorts-wearing, fanny-pack-owning, glasses-on-a-string-around-the-neck types, aggressively pleasant and unfailingly kind. Their interest is less in killing monsters as it is in researching them, and they established the local tourist trap museum as a means of displaying all they've discovered.
Always an aimless kind of kid, Danny imagined they’d spend most of their life working the desk at his parents' museum, because it was easy and didn't require any major planning on their part. Their mom and dad are very supportive of their youngest child, to the point where it might've actually been hindering their ability to grow as adult, so Felix never felt any great pressure to get their life started.
Ultimately his impetus to leave Castle Village came on the back of the breakup of his first major relationship (they decided to just be friends, which is chill). Felix finally got around to fixing up the old van that'd sat on his parents' drive for the last eight years, and set off on his travels.
They’ve been roaming around the Ferngill Republic for the better part of a year now, collecting things from all over the continent and selling them to the residents of the small towns he passes through. It's a pretty sweet existence, all things considered, and he wonders if he'll ever feel inclined to settle in one place again.
other things.
Felix tunes into Welwick’s Oracle on the radio every day, and always checks his horoscope in the newspaper (even if he doesn’t intend to buy it).
Their van is a complete jalopy, but the exterior is painted with a mural of the night sky, done by their own hand.
He’s a pretty good potter, but would probably be a great potter if he spent more time practising… or if he had somewhere to fire the ceramics he makes.
A not-insignificant portion of the van's interior storage is taken up by tapes. Felix keeps telling themselves they’ll upgrade their music system to a CD player one of these days, but they never quite get around to it.
Even though he's only in town a couple of days a week, Felix is some kind of videogame savant, and currently holds the high score on the Journey to the Prairie King arcade machine at the Stardrop Saloon.
Sincerely believes in all things supernatural, and is very knowledgeable on the topic thanks to his parents.
They’ve played bass since they were a kid, and used to be in a band with their high school friends (they weren’t very good).
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heyyyyy, gintama for the fandom asks?
iris did you know that i love you
The first character I first fell in love with: Gintoki. i've loved him even before i watched gintama (that blorbo in law situation) it was of course partly sharing a friend's enthusiasm but also his design. now that i know his whole character it just makes me fall even more... and these are why:
his dead fish eye. his lack of energy. his sweet tooth. the one arm sticking out of his yukata bcs he thinks it's cool (he insists its just so he could grab his wooden sword faster). the way he rarely refuses to help people even if he acts annoyed about it.
he's kind of like reigen in many ways (28 year old freelancer - albeit questionable job - and bad older brother figures for some middle schoolers)
he's a gag character but sometimes he also acts as a straight man. i think he believes himself to be the sanest person when compared to his childhood friends (which. honestly doesn't say much). also im weak for characters voiced by mr Sugita
oh yeah have i mentioned his design. of course his main outfit is really cool but i love the ones we sometimes see him in. like his winter clothes, the ryokan uniform, shiroyasha, white blood king, that one time he switched job to a truck driver, his host suit, enmi... so many. he also crossdressed several times and slayed the look. despite wanting to have him in my bed someday im actually not that crazy over shirtless gintoki (except for his pink strawberry boxer shorts). the rule is the more layers of fabric he puts on, the more in love i am
and of course his *checks notes* wonderful personality
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: tbh Takasugi.. he's Gintoki's childhood friend but after what happened 10 years ago their relationship seems mostly hateful on the outside, but they actually treasure the other very much as a friend. when he first appeared he was introduced as an antagonist, probably the main one for the whole series, and it was kinda meh because at that point i was watching gintama for the comedy. but after watching the flashback of their time together it hurts just thinking about them. I've rewatched this one scene of them from the Gintama final movie and i cried every single time. if you're okay w major spoilers the clip should be in my "#jiwa perak" tag under a read more
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: see this is hard cos im not really deep in the fandom buuuut if i have to choose its shinpachi... its not that i dont like him, I just care for him the least...... he's good when paired with other characters (with gintoki & kagura or with his sister) but when he's by himself he's not that interesting. and i get it he's supposed to not be interesting. it's a whole joke that shinpachi is the most boring character. idk sorry shinpachi i hope they give you some new trait in the ginpachi spin-off
The character I love that everyone else hates: sorry idk who is the hated character in the fandom 😭
The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Kintoki, maybe? he was a robot created per Shinpachi & Kagura's request because their current boss (Gintoki), who was nowhere to be found (probably drinking), is very irresponsible. so Kintoki is the polar opposite of Gintoki, created to be perfect in the ways gintoki couldn't. i used to really love him because of his charisma (took a bunch of screenshots & collected fanart of him) but after his arc ended i kinda forgot about him lmao. im chill about him now
The character I would totally smooch: gintoki. in case that wasn't clear
The character I’d want to be like: i want that katsura non-binary look and then my life would be complete. i dont want his brain tho
The character I’d slap: sakamoto. i love him but he's so annoying <3 i wld kill him irl
A pairing that I love: hijikata/gintoki!! i think they have a nice dynamic. unlike gintoki, hijikata is a very strict person. everytime they meet they always fight, but they understand each other and do well when fighting together. both of them insists they're not friends but when gintoki left town hijikata said "I'm gonna look for him." how do you expect me to not go insane.
ginsachi is also up there, and tbh if gintoki said he'd marry me after our first meeting I'd react like sacchan did. sacchan is a creep but i support girls wrong etc. it's a shame they dont really have many episodes together after that except when it's another harem episode :/
A pairing that I despise: GINTOKI/KYUUBEI. im glad there isnt actually many fancontent of them but my god do i despise it. i hate that kyuubei has sooo much potential as a non-binary character but became a part of gintoki's harem. like. i cannot see in kyuubei the same character that appeared in their debut arc. i know them starting to embrace their feminine side is an important trait but at this point it feels like they're turned into a girl just because. i know it sounds like im just talking about kyuubei im just really pissed lmao. it also doesnt make any sense to me how they would even have feelings for gintoki :(
#i. might have said too many things#literally tysm bestie i dont recommend you to watch this show but its good. never even consider watching it#krispeaks#asks#loverboybrightsideghost#ask game#jiwa perak
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