you know what hill i'll die on? terzo is not the sluttiest emeritus
I mean sure, he's the most dramatic and the most outspoken about sex, and he gave us Mummy Dust which is its own discussion-- but I sincerely don't see him, in his private life, being so promiscuous. Like out of all of them, I'm the most certain Terzo would be either monogamous or have a few regular partners at most, but I don't think he'd be big on casual flings. Frankly I don't even see him having sex that much at this point, he seems more attached to it as a concept than an actual activity he regularly engages in.
You know who's the inverse of that, though? The one Tobias himself calls a pervert? Secondo. There's your whore. I know he looks big and mean and authoritary but let's be honest, half of Infestissumam is about ritual sex and he's out in Vegas on the regular with more women than he can reliably satisfy. He says it himself that he became Papa because "he likes a sexy beat". THERE'S THE EMERITUS WHORE, AND I'M CERTAIN OF IT
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I've seen a lot of posts in the wake of tsc calling out how the Foxes mistreated Kevin and never really gave him the same degree of compassion and patience that they gave Neil (and like, fair enough, there's definitely a disparity in how the two are treated by the broader team) but I think it's important to remember that it's very likely most of the Foxes didn't know just how bad things in the Nest were, especially when Kevin first came to Palmetto.
Like, they knew he'd been hurt badly, but were they ever told the full extent of the abuse in thr Nest? Probably not, because unlike Jean, Kevin was media trained. It was ingrained habit for him to conceal the true conditions inside the Nest to all outsiders, and that's not a habit he'd have been able to break easily. The only people who knew the full extent of what he'd been through were probably Wymack, Bee and Andrew.
Add to that Kevin's abrasive personality and his tendency towards nitpicking and perfectionism, and it's no wonder that the Foxes' patience with him ran thin after a while.
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Bruce Wayne: I’ll pay you to stop killing people.
Jason Todd: Mm… nah.
Bruce Wayne: You’d actually pass up five thousand dollars… every month, to kill people for this fruitless journey?
Jason Todd blinks looking up from his gun.
Jason: Five thousand dollars... A month?!
Bruce: I can increase it.
Jason: You can increase it?
Dick Grayson falls from the side of the door where he and Tim were eavesdropping.
Dick: I wasn’t even paid that much until I left home.
Tim Drake, peeking from his corner: You guys getting paid?
Damian Wayne: You aren’t apparently so that’s good. I get three thousand. Father, why the high amount, unless… you care about him? Don’t you?
Dick: Aww that’s so sweet. I’m still pissed, but so sweet.
Tim Drake: Yeah… great… sweet… no but seriously, I want to get paid!
Bruce: How did this get introduced into the conversation?
Jason, realizing this as well: Hmm… admit it. You care about me.
Bruce Wayne: I’m not… that is not…Justice matters here. I am simply trying to teach you that the true justice is not killing people and seeing as you won’t listen to reason, I thought I could give you something better. So you don’t keep doing this and you don’t get hurt or worse.
Tim Drake, stunned: Oh my God, you do care.
Bruce: Where did I say I care about him? I want to protect this… man, he is a grown man, who I adopted when he was a child, yes. I do still appreciate him being around and don’t want him to die... again?!
Dick Grayson, crossing his arms: That was a long-winded way to say that, yes he does care about you. Aww that's so sweet!
Jason: I’m so torn. On one hand, jeez that's a lot of money... on the other hand… guns? Tsk, tsk, okay say the words, point blank, that you care about me and I’ll stop killing people. Or pay me. Tick tock, detective.
Bruce Wayne, visibly embarrassed because his tough guy persona is falling: Five thousand and I send you weapons every month to end this conversation.
Jason: All right! I’ll do it, just sign this contract.
Jason pulls out a contract in backpack.
Bruce: You have a contract? I… You… I need a moment.
Bruce turns around, pretending to look like he thinks but is trying to hide his smile.
Bruce: Okay, sure, I’ll look over this. I’m impressed, did you type this?
Jason: Wrote it by hand. Calligraphy practice paid off.
Bruce: I’m not saying it… but thank you for showing this side of yourself.
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the only reason Tim Drake and Damian Wayne don't get along is because if they did the writers wouldn't be able to come up with a plot contrived enough for them to struggle with.
they would be the ultimate team if they could just work smoothly together.
but they cant so balance is restored to the world i guess.
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charles beat the monaco curse by adding a second leclerc to the grid
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