Bruce gets knocked over the head with a lead pipe and without even looking at eachother dick and Tim start circling around him making tweeting noises
Meanwhile bruce wishes the hit actually knocked him out so he didn’t have to witness his kids acting like this
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deacon from swats is super hot. no wonder he got 4 kids on the show
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King Swats a Cockroach , Meme by Weeblmao.com
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New Gotham SWAT Commander Danny
After the Joker once again took the Gotham Gala hostage, the people in the Gala were surprised, as for once the police were able to do anything about it. As the SWAT came in and shot Joker and his goons down.
And saved the Hostage? Bruce Wayne's daughter Cassandra. Not normal.
All were confused; normally, the cops just wait for Batman or fail.
It turns out Gotham had a new SWAT commander who took the shots on the Joker.
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Danny was pissed but happy too; he just worked here because his mother's brother, Uncle James, works here too.
Then Dad sent him here to learn about police work and see different kinds of things, not just Amity Park. Just defusing Bombs seem to get boring for Danny.
And the first thing he did at his job was kill a clown gang?
Well worth it.
I have no idea why people look so surprised; it's just a clown with a gun, not Superman.
A gun does the job.
And Cass was here too, the last time he saw her was as she teached Ellie ballet.
As Danny was new, he had no real idea about the crime world of Gotham.
When the Gordons visit, they don't talk about Gotham, and the people in Amity Park never cared about the outside world.
They have their Fenton shield as a defense against alien invasions or similar.
Danny meet the cute Cass as she teached Ellie Ballet, who was the Joker took hostage.
Danny shooting Joker had nothing to do with Cass. He saw it later it was Cass after they were done.
Danny was professional and not lead by emotion. A new clean cop in Gotham.
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whenever soap makes a joke at ghost’s expense in any sort of public setting when they’re on leave, ghost’s favourite thing to do in retaliation is to say “is it because i’m gay?” just loud enough for anyone in close proximity to hear. because he’s a menace like that and still every time it has soap spluttering in spite of the fact that they’re holding hands and pretty obviously together
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I got a SWAT team sent after me because I was accused of stealing ramen from the store (I didn’t) and when I failed to cough up the store receipt from when I bought that ramen (I don’t save my receipts), they told me I would get a life sentence, so in response to that, I screamed “PENIS BLAST” and teleported into a random gay nightclub.
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