#they don’t know Harry at all

[daisiesonafield-blog]

Shocker

[quail-in-red]

it's not you, it's my enemies + coffee shop

66. It’s not you, it’s my enemies + 4. Coffee shop AU

plus bonus florist AU!

Trope Mashups!

[fanaticloser]

I need a tag that says “Fake dating but one of them thinks it’s real and the one who knows it’s fake actually falls for them and there’s angst but they end up together in the end”

[larrylimericks]

15Jun24

Some your-names said Louis’s a slag; In Mexico, gave him a shag. Ten or more touched the sky! He sparked up to reply: Fuck your rumors and also jet lag.

[a-great-tragedy]

The slytherin skittles definitely have a murder podcast where they talk about unsolved cases that they 100% didn’t do, and discuss about how smart the killers were like: “They must of had such an intricate plan in order to commit something like this” “Yeah, it’s a shame no one else helped her plan it…” “Oh, I’m sorry, they were probably doing more important stuff, like- oh I don’t know, executing the actual murder”

[lucaswarmhotchocolate]

Muggle college AU where Harry sneaks into tom’s dorm room (after making sure to drug tom’s water earlier ofc) and takes pictures of him while he sleeps and posts them online. because god fucking dammit, Tom riddle is the most annoying RA that could possibly exist, and he wants a little bit of light revenge.

Harry realizes that “light revenge” may have gotten out of hand around the same time he started stripping Tom, and suddenly he was balls deep in both Tom riddle and a felony. The gravity of the situation did nothing to prevent Harry from taking a video, even though it was just more evidence that could be used against Harry.

[limepigeon]

He can take it. You both can.

[thedungeonbat]

My hair makes me look like either Sirius Black or Rubeus Hagrid there is no in between.

[cryptiduni]

“white mourning.”

[ihavesomejays]

i like to think of myself as a comedian sometimes

[beloved-child-of-the-house]

me, bleeding all over my kitchen floor from a wound in my hand: oh my god this is just like that scene from Modern Love

[mistress-riddle]

tom riddle, sirius black, cedric diggory: i—

harry potter/everyone: blah, blah, blah, proper name, place name, backstory stuff.

[yuripira4e]

I love the trope of “kid without a mother/father figure discovers magical world and gains 4 of them”

[a-great-tragedy]

Regulus: You have bewitched me body and soul, and I love- I love- I love you..

James: …

James: Your hands are cold

[anonymous-tals]

Harry has presented himself thus far as being incredibly smart and capable of being able to take on any challenge, no matter how great; it’s just inherent to who he is. His people are highly, highly intelligent, and they’ve guided and helped the humans for thousands of years. But in season three, we start to see things aren't exactly as one might have assumed. We learn he was not chosen to do this mission cause he was outstanding in some way, he wasn't even chosen at all. He volunteered. And later that season, we find out that, although he is way smarter than most humans, on his planet, he was "a C student at best".

Furthering his inadequacy, back in season two, he fears rejection from the other alien for having become "too human". And then, akin to how we see him act towards humans in regards to their comparable lack of intelligence, he rejects this alien when he finds out they're likely more "human" than he is. Sure, he may have some emotions or whatever, but he's not THAT human. Uhhh, weirdo, amirite, guys? We should all reject him instead.

He projects his insecurity by putting down others who are less smart, special, unemotional than him to make himself feel better about his own failure to live up to expectations, to prove himself worthy of praise, worthy period. And I don't know how this would've manifested before he started feeling emotions and stuff, cause, like...I'm not sure exactly what that looks like, but at least now, he's starting to feel the weight of these things that make him different, and not the good kind of different; he's not "special". He's...average...at best.

[inkyarcturus]

Okay so im stopping for the rest of the night (idk if I said but I’m doing all of these with a mouse and my wrist kinda hurts after a bit ;-;) - but I’m actually kinda cooking and want to make it the last request I had a fleshed out piece-

TO THE ANONYMOUS PERSON WHO SAID “For the art requests, maybe teen Severus and Remus being buddies (or less of enemies)?” Here is a lil sketch :D

Yall see the vision?