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rottenaero · 1 year
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What if Steve got kicked out of his parent’s house after season 2?
He was already on thin ice after s1, with the beers and his fight with Jonathan, but after he got into ANOTHER fight with Billy they’re just kinda like, ‘pack your shit and leave’
And after a few weeks of living out of his car in the school parking lot, Eddie notices him after Hellfire and just kinda like, offers his house as a place to stay.
Of course Steve is like, ‘nah, ill be fine’ because he doesn’t want to freeload, but Eddie is absolutely not having it and convinces him that he wouldn’t be, and that he can pay him and do chores and shit if he really feels that bad about it.
Then Steve just starts living with him, of course there are rules, don’t invite people over, don’t talk about Eddie’s business, and don’t talk about the shit in his room.
The rest is the standard criteria, don’t bring animals in, don’t burn the house down, blah blah blah.
Course Wayne is a bit mad about this random guy with the last name Harrington at first, but the guy makes him coffee before he leaves for work, and is willing to put on a goddamn sailor costume to pay help pay the rent, so eventually they become acquaintances.
Eventually turning into the two watching sports on the tv and laughing at Eddies antics.
Thing is, during this whole thing, no one knows they live together. Dustin and the party don’t get much more than i moved out with a friend after the first time they ask to hang out at his house, and Hellfire just knows he has a roommate, not that its Steve, because all his shit is in the living room and hes always working when they’re over.
One day, mid-lunch, they decide to hang out at Eddie’s after school and he's all cool with it but is like ‘wait, my roommates off, let me go ask them if its okay’ and they're like ‘sure, okay, I wonder who it is?’
Then he waltzes straight up to Steve Harrington, who’s sitting by Nancy and Jonathan, and asks.
“Hellfires coming over afterschool, you good with that?”
“Yeah sure, do whatever, its your damn house, I can get out your hair if you want?”
“Nah nah, its all good, want you to meet ‘em anyway. Hey hey, wanna sit with us today?”
“Sure.”
Then Eddie heads back to the now silent Hellfire table (actually the whole cafeteria is a little silent) and sits down in his seat, Steve sitting in the empty one next to him.
Hellfire is absolutely confused, not just because Steve lives with him, but because of the very talked upon rumors about Eddie being gay, and how very true they were, and the fact that as a former-king, Steve should know that.
Steve however, seems very unconcerned with those rumors because for as close as Eddie keeps getting to him, even holding his bicep at some point, he acts very chill and relaxed, even leaning into him at some points.
Hellfire eventually calm down, and go to his house after school, and around 10 they decide to just stay the night. Eddie gives them a thumbs up, and turns to Steve.
“You’re bunking with me tonight.”
“Cool.”
Gareth starts panicking because there is a very obvious pride flag above one of his posters and he may not have seen it before and Eddie is so getting beaten up.
Except none of that happens. They wake up early that morning and Steve starts getting ready for work, and is about to leave when he turns to Eddie with a smirk.
“What, no goodbye kiss? Too dorky to do in-front of you friends?” And Eddie strolls right past the flabbergasted Hellfire and plants one on his temple.
“Goodbye o-great-king-of-assholery!”
Gareth quite literally chokes.
(What makes this even better? They’re not even dating, thats just Steve-being-Steve)
Part 2
Ao3
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uccmd · 9 months
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THE LIST of domestic things about Crowley and Aziraphale during S2 as my free therapy session:
The apology dance
Crowley knows why exactly Aziraphale might call him (the list consists of only three reasons) and can understand which is relevant at the moment by Azi's voice
Crowley doesn't wear his glasses in the bookshop
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy
"Ourselves"
"Do you need a lift somewhere?"
Them discussing their favorite romantic tropes like it've never happened to them
Crowley casually ordering the drink Aziraphale asked for
Crowley being absolutely done with everything but still managing to help Aziraphale every way possible participating in his investigation and making sure they're not killed
"OUR car"
Crowley actually letting Aziraphale to drive the Bentley!!!
They have a room where they discuss their questions and problems (like with the Gabriel's and Muriel's visits)
Crowley sitting on the arm of Aziraphale's armchair
"Good job" "You really think so?"
Aziraphale calling Crowley right away to tell him more about the clue and what he found out (aka searching for his praise)
Crowley supporting Aziraphale while he performs his little handy magic tricks
Aziraphale slowly getting more comfortable with calling Crowley his friend (aka "we go back in a long time" and etc)
"A little us time"
Them casually touching each other
Dancing while talking and talking while dancing
Crowley not letting other people buy or take Aziraphale's books while he is out of bookshop
Crowley trying to communicate with Gabriel after Aziraphale advices him to do so
Crowley cleaning up the bookshop while Aziraphale is on a walk with Metatron (he knows this place so well + «stress-cleaning» @sgam76 )
Aziraphale asking Crowley to be his assistant in the lethal magic trick and letting Crowley point the muzzle of a loaded gun at him when they can't use miracles
Crowley's hands shaking because his first shot ever was about to be made while he was pointing a gun at Aziraphale but when he just got himself together because fuck him if he will ever hurt his angel
Crowley trusting Aziraphale because he asked
Crowley waiting for Aziraphale to change his mind in the end until the very last moment
Aziraphale complimenting Crowley's work during The Begging
Aziraphale's attempt to put his hand on Crowley's shoulder during the kiss because he wanted them to be closer to each other
Aziraphale has a diary with a description of his every meeting with Crowley (as i suppose)
"But you like waiting inside"
How literally every character made a remark about their relationship being a little bit more than just friendship and how they're flustered by those comments
"I am, but rescuing me makes him so happy"
«Crowley going “NGK!” when Azi briefly corners him in the pub with a hand on his chest» @babbeldumpsterfire
"If any harm goes to Aziraphale-"
«“we both get PLENTY of use out of it” regarding the bookshop» @nightgoodomens
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dwobbitfromtheshire · 4 months
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Steve: Eddie. . . What are you doing?
Eddie: Looking for my keys.
Steve: Yes, okay, but why are you looking for them in my back pockets?
Eddie: Oh, silly me, are these not my pants?
Steve: Considering that I am wearing the pants you currently have your hands in. . .I'd say no.
Eddie: My bad.
Steve: Your hands are still in my pockets. Eddie! I'm looking at your keys right now! They're on the table!
Eddie: Oh, there they are!
Steve: Eddie. . .do you like me?
Eddie: We've been married for ten years, Steven.
Steve: So, you DO like me!
Eddie: My hands are still in your pants, aren't they?
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giggly-squiggily · 3 months
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Hello Squiggily!
I wanted to ask if I could maybe participate in the Candyheart Event with ❤️ Me + You for SatoSugu? 😊
Apologies in case my last ask made you uncomfortable, I'm very sorry!
Yours, Crystal ❤️
Crystal! :D It's always great to hear from you! :3 And no worries about your headcanon from the previous ask! I wasn't uncomfortable at all :3 Your satosugoshoko thoughts never fail to make me happy! I hope you enjoy this! ;3
Me + You: "No way! I didn't know you were ticklish!"
“Boink!”
“SATORU!” Geto hollered as he twisted, glaring at the cackling blonde before him. “Would you stop doing that?”
“What? I’m totally innocent!” Gojo winked at him, rocking on his heels with his hands behind his head. “Didn’t do nothing!”
“Sure- the sky just so happens to be reigning ice cubes today!” With a growl, the other boy shook his collar, letting said offending cube fall into the grass by his feet. “Do that again and I’m kicking your ass.”
“Didn’t dooo it~”
Annoyed, Geto made the bold decision to turn away, pulling his phone out of his pocket as he went to check his texts. Seems like Shoko would be late- they’ll have to start their movie night later-
His collar was pulled back, another ice cube cheekily deposited.
“IT’S GOING DOWN!” Geto raged, tossing his phone and jumping into a surprised Gojo. Into the grass they went, wrestling like two kids in a sandbox as Geto tried weaseling the remaining ice cubes down Gojo’s collar. All the while Gojo was laughing like a child, halfheartedly fighting back with tickling fingers. “Whahatch your hahahnds, ahahahss!”
“No way! I didn’t know you were ticklish!” Gojo abandoned his loose efforts for a more direct attack, rapidly scribbling into Geto’s sides and making the other boy squirm and giggle. “Coochie coochie coo!”
“Shuuhuhuht your mohohohuth! Aheahhaha, bahahahhahstahahhard!” Geto snorted, falling to his side next to his friend as Gojo carried on tickling. “Shahahahhatorohohohoru stahhahahhahap!”
“No way! This is a discovery of a lifetime! Ah tickle tickle tickle! A tickle tickle tickle you long haired dork!” Gojo cooed down at him, easily avoiding the hands smacking at him and grabbing his shirt. “Look at you, laughing like a whittle baby!”
“Iihiihihm ehehehehehnding yohohohohur lih-EHEHEHHHEHEHF!” Geto all but squealed when his hips were snatched, arching with a scream as Gojo kneaded into the soft spots.
“Sure you will, buddy.”
Send me a candy heart and I'll write a dabble for it!
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anretoga · 11 months
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Day 7: Dorks
You give me the kind of kisses that makes me melt
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daedelweiss · 1 year
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you need to talk abt LMleosagi more, i want to know
will be posting more about LM!usagi later but here's some things about him and his relationship with leo 👀
• his full name is daichi usagi (he's not yuichi from the show) • him and leo met when they were 13. leo was trying to steal toys from usagi's family's toy shop when usagi caught him in the act. when he found out he was stealing for his missing brothers, usagi cut leo some slack and agreed to hold onto the toys until leo can pay for them. • leo hangs out with him whenever april can't go with him in the Hidden City. it's usually his only chances to be a kid and just not worry about anything. • both struggle on their role as "hero". leo because he only cares for his family and loved ones, usagi only wants a simple and peaceful life (he landed on the hero role by accident). they both bond over it a lot. • usagi was the first one to fall in love with leo. there wasn't really a big moment when he realized it. it was mostly small moments that built up to a realization and he's freaked out over it ever since. • usagi has two younger twin siblings. they tease him a lot over his crush with leo. • unfortunately for usagi, leo is a dense mfer (and demiromantic) that he doesn't see through the hints: the twins teasing, usagi being a bit more jumpy whenever they hung out, april nudging him. • april knows usagi and has met him shortly after leo met him. usagi told her about his crush and confides in her a lot about it. april is lowkey pissed at how stupid leo is but thought it's also entertaining. • usagi actually confesses shortly after donnie's arc starts (this won't appear in the main comic because i want to focus on things that are canon to rise). that was the moment leo realized he actually saw usagi as more than a friend but he wasn't ready to jump into a relationship yet, so he told usagi to wait until things calm down and they've saved the world from the whole shredder business. • they do get together after the events of the comic 💖 they're absolute dorks.
that's most of the things i've thought up about LM!leosagi 😄 some info i've withheld because i want usagi to have a short story/comic about how he became to be a hero (it's going to be like one comic) and because i want to give him a proper introduction outside of being leo's love interest 😛
i will draw them a bit tho because i have a soft spot for dramaless romances and are just wholesome 🥺💖
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cringengl · 11 months
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Mike and Will dressing up as eachothers DnD characters for Halloween send tweet
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shedontlovehuhself · 1 year
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Castiel 🤝 Jeremy Bradshaw: hopelessly leaving awkward voicemails.
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rottmntquotes · 1 year
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The Definition of Friendship and Brotherly Love
Villain: *Calls Raph*
Raph: Who's this?
Villain: My identity matters not. What DOES matter is that I have your baby brother! To save him, you and your brothers will come to me and fight!
Raph: *Looks at Mikey, Who is Playing Video Games in the Pit* Gouge out one of Mikey's eyes and mail it to us as proof.
Mikey: HEY!
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misscrazyfangirl321 · 9 months
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jordan/henry: 33
"Okay, close your eyes, and hold out your hands." His voice is shaking with excitement, and she hides a grin, doing just as he says. It's still strange, to have her hands open and unguarded, free from gloves and fear. Strange, but she's reaching a point where she likes it, where it's truly starting to sink in that she will not accidentally cause someone the kind of pain she once did.
Henry has done things like this before, and normally it just ends with him holding her hands, or kissing them (the first time he did that it quite literally stole her breath, left her frozen in that moment: his lips against her palm), but that certainly isn't a reason to stop. It's exciting and new every time, no matter how many times he does it.
Long seconds pass in silence, save for the quiet racing in her heart, the anticipation and curiosity of what might be to come.
There's nothing, nothing for so long that she starts to shift on her feet, but then-
Cool metal presses against her palm, and through her confusion, she easily identifies the shape: a key, slim and standard, not one of the antique ones Magnus uses for everything.
She opens her eyes, baffled and amused.
They're married. They share a room in the Sanctuary, and practically everything else. What on earth could she need a key to that he hasn't already given her?
But there's something hesitant in his eyes that stills her teasing. "What does it unlock?" She asks softly, and he swallows.
"A safehouse. It's in Old City. Not super fancy, but... Safe, you know?" She nods, though she doesn't quite follow, and he adds, "Ash and I bought it a few years ago."
Oh.
O h.
Ashley. The girl lost and found, still lost even when she was found, the girl whose memories have finally returned but who still looks sometimes like she isn't sure she belongs. Henry's little sister.
"Are you sure-"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm. I'm sure." He gives her a smile, small but reassuring. "I asked her, and she-she said it was fine. Even talked about giving Neal a key. Maybe. One day." He shrugs. "I just... Thought you might like to go there sometimes. Just us."
Trading the elegance of the Sanctuary for a getaway in Old City, where none of the buildings look like they've been repaired in half a century? For time alone with him, absolutely.
"I'd love to," she tells him, pressing her lips to his (because she wants to; because she can; because she loves him and he loves her, and they can finally have this). His smiles into the kiss, arms coming around her, and she lets the key fall safely into her pocket before focusing fully on the man in her arms.
It won't be long before the Big Guy comes in, or Ashley, or even the doc, but for now, they have a moment to themselves, and she's going to enjoy it.
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gloridoesntexist · 11 months
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After reading the manga a while back, I thought "what if Touya never woke up from his coma?"
and that happened-
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distant-screaming · 1 year
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: คาธ | The Eclipse (TV 2022) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Akk/Ayan (The Eclipse) Characters: Akk (The Eclipse), Ayan (The Eclipse) Additional Tags: POV Akk (The Eclipse), Fluff, Humor, Canon Universe, basically all the times akkaye kiss in the show, First Kiss, Canon Dialogue, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, but like. canon amounts of it, Tenderness, gay people fr man Summary:
Akk is perfectly fine living his life unkissed - or at least, he is until a specific someone swaggers into his life and throws everything into disarray.
It's kind of terrible, until it's not.
 (AKA: Akk, and the progression of kisses throughout the show)
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larissa-the-scribe · 2 years
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In which Benn forgets that a) Kathryn has healing powers and b) how to word. He is. not very good at feelings (of any kind, really), it's all still very new.
Bonus:
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giggly-squiggily · 2 months
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Geto being ticklish on his feet and Gojo not knowing until he tries to give him a massage after a long mission.
The two had not gotten to sit in twelve hours, and poor Geto was so sore that he had to be piggybacked home.
Suguru trying to play it cool as he politely declines the act of service with a patient smile. Satoru insisting as he takes his friend’s ankles in his lap.
“Satoru, it’s fine I’m- mmh- I-I’m ok-kay.”
“You’re in so much pain! I can hear it when I press in more! Just let me help you, Suguru.”
Gojo pushing into the ball of his foot and making Geto recoil and yank his leg backwards.
“Hold still; I know it hurts, but I swear you’ll feel better.”
Geto returning his foot back and covering his mouth with his fist. He turns his head and squeezes his eyes shut as breathy giggles escape his lips.
Satoru’s eyes widening and him smiling. “No way.”
“Satoru-“
“No WAY.”
“Don’t you dare-“
“This is rich!!” Gojo grabbing hold of an ankle and tracing lines around the ball of his foot.
“Satoru don’t-nohohoho!”
“Why not?”
“Ihihihit tihihihick- shihihihit! wahahahait!”
When Gojo cheshire smiles at him, Geto knows he’s beyond screwed.
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AHSBWNNXNWNNZNNSNSWJZNWNNSNW 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Gojo absolutely is an acts of service guy; that’s how he shows his love- and Geto declining both because he’s not used to it and because he’s so ticklish on his feet is just WHNXNWNDNNSNS 🤣🥰 He’s got the dumbest grin on his face too like you said Geto knows he’s SCREWED! 🤣🤣🤣
Geto tries to get him back but Gojo’s not ticklish on his feet at all so it’s more a message than anything. That is until Geto tries tickling his knees and gets a full foot to the chin K.O. 😭😭😭 Shoko laughed at him the entire time she healed him and her and Gojo make butt chin jokes about it until Geto threatened to release the Kissy curse on them qjsnnsnsnsn
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yourjadedmuse · 1 year
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interdisciplinary study is cool and all but have you ever thought of mixing dorky, hot, snobbish, cute, adorable, smart and quirky personalities in one body? 🫦
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moonfulmoony · 1 year
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going off the last post- imagine sirius finding out- him going MY BROTHER AND MY BOYFRIEND?!- please he'd be so mad😭 meanwhile james is like cowering behind a couch while remus tells sirius to stop trying to kill james and regulus just sits there trying not to die of laughter
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