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snakeredbirdbatkatana · 2 months
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What if hades aka lord of the dead had a sanctuary
Of every animal that has ever went extinct and all mythical animals it's ran by the children of hades and what if because Tim knows everyone he calls in a couple favors.
Damian's birthday comes around it's a surprise the whole family gets to go. There's a dragon named after Tim because he may or may not have helped out a certain child of hades who than decided the drake should be named after him.
"Who would like to feed Timothy Drake the second"
Damian gets to go to jurassic Park but with far less murder and way more Pegasus.
Tim is the new favorite sibling Dick can suck a Dick.
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navnae · 1 year
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A generator online created an amazing idea!
Steve knew Eddie was vampire throughout their entire relationship due to him spilling the beans after a few questionable moments that Steve had witnessed and Eddie couldn’t keep up with his own lies. Even though Eddie wasn’t as honest as Steve would’ve liked him to be he still gave their relationship another go despite all of the signs that things weren’t going as planned. With Steve having college on his mind and Eddie’s habits weighing in on his life, he had to make a difficult decision that he knew wasn’t going to be easy but at the end of the day he had to do what was best for him. Steve and Eddie breakup a few weeks before Steve headed off to college making their departure a little bittersweet on both ends and sadly nothing was left on good terms. A few months go by and Steve has settled into the college life pretty well, he’s made friends, got into a new relationship, also he’s grade were excellent and he even managed to take part in the college’s basketball team. It was easy to say that Steve’s life on campus was going pretty smoothly and he felt like things were finally working in his favor. At least, that’s what he thought until a few people he knew on campus were starting to disappear and he feared that he knew exactly what he meant especially since his partner was reported missing with a note in their room that made all of his theories come true.
Steve just hoped he wouldn’t get caught up in his feelings and do the right thing, if he could.
(This is a reminder for me to write this eventuality also I’m saying partner because I don’t know who Steve’s going to date yet 😭)
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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malwarechips · 1 month
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:
The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition
The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man
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etakeh · 5 months
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miraclemaya · 3 months
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this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz
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out-of-jams · 1 month
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REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS
Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
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Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.
Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him
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planefood · 8 months
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this is how the cold war ended
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liquidstar · 7 months
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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wildbasil · 1 month
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things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷
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the-gayest-sky-kid · 5 months
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god i love my friends. shout out to people who love their friends. this is a post for friend lovers
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armadillorollup · 5 months
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biology of a stapler
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adyophene · 2 months
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Husk's secret weapon
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arunneronthird · 3 months
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he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one
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