"How beautiful was she?"
"Was? ...please ..she is beautiful, but not like those girls in magazines. She is beautiful, for the way she thinks, She is beautiful for the sparkle in her eyes when she speaks about anything she loves. She is beautiful for her ability to make other people smile, even if she was sad. No, she wasn't beautiful for something as temporary as her looks. She is beautiful, deep down to her soul ....
She is the love of my life"
The man: Nanami Kento, Geto Suguru, John Price, Jason Todd, Sam Winchester, Higuruma Hiromi, Halsin, Astarion Zayne, Sylus, Xavier, Levi Ackerman, Simon Riley, Johnny Mactavish, Leon Kennedy, Aizawa, Dabi, Hawks, Rafayel, Cooper Howard, Logan Howlett, Aemond, Nikto,
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Todd Andrew Howard naming the jaded gun-slinging cowboy ghoul that he knew every single one of us goddamn heathens would desire carnally "Mr. Howard" was possibly the biggest power move of the century
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Batfam ranked from best to worst at Driving:
Jason gets pulled over the most because he follows road laws in Gotham, something that people only do if they’re not from Gotham, and if you’re not from Gotham why the fuck would you come there -very suspicious behavior. He does ignore the speed limit in an emergency though
Bruce does not follow driving laws expect from when one of his kids (or any kid) is in the car, if which he gets very close to following them
Duke is newer to driving, but is well on his way to becoming a menace and as Signal uses a motorcycle he does not have a license for
Tim has never followed the speed limit in his life, even as a civilian. He adds modifications to every for a transportation he owns (cars, Redbird, his skateboard) to make them go as fast as possible, but is somehow still has a very quick reaction speed and though he is a hazard to those in his car, everyone outside the car is fine
Dick is the worse driver of the kids despite not growing up with Gotham’s streets and I don’t have a reason, I just think it would be funny Dick and his Mini Copper are the go to car for all the batkid while also being a hazard to society
And last but not least, the worst driver:
Alfred. He’s the one who taught all of them.
Not mentioned:
Damian- Is 9-14. Should not be driving. (Would fall between Bruce and Duke)
Cass- I have decided that Cass can’t drive a car. A tank or a jet, sure, but not a car
Steph- will never be the designated driver because what is the point of having rich friends if you can’t ride in their luxury cars
BatMobile- Only Bruce uses it like an actual car, everyone else always ends up crashing it (this is not explained)
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(Sheldon Cooper likes Jason Todd, so I think of something)
George (dad): WHAT IS THIS PHONE BILL? YOU THINK I'M MADE OF MONEY?
Sheldon: *crying*
George: You made all these phone calls to "kill Robin"? Why would you kill a bird anyway?
Sheldon: NO I called to save him, he's my favorite character *Starts crying even more*
George: *expression gets softs but he's still mad* Well... You're grounded, go to your room. Wait who's robin again?
Sheldon: he's batman's sidekick.
George: okay. *Pick up the phone*
Sheldon: who are you calling to?
George: This DC comics, I want to scream at batman for letting this bird die. Now go to your room!
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My favorite c.ai bots!!
(none of these are mine and I do not claim ownership of them!)
Tate Langdon
He'll follow you until you love him - by @/evanpetersmybeloved
Teenage ghost, without the dark side - by @/unheavenangelist
Violet Harmon
In her room - by @/probablyurmam
Kit Walker
Patient/doctor - by @/Nanao_8
Madison Montgomery
Say your name, don't think I'll be impressed - by @/SADANDINSANExD
Jimmy Darling
He won't stop drinking... - by @/chrysanthemums4u
Your beauty never ever scared me - by @/whoisangix
James Patrick March
You left your fiancé years ago - by @/junifairy
Kai Anderson
You're his favorite little lamb - by @/fear-is-truth
Relationship with Kai Anderson?! - by @/billiereysfavtea
Austin Sommers
There's not much here, but trust me it's good - by @/emmaloo21
Warren Lipka
You meet him unexpectedly - by @/aureliasbliss
Peter Maximoff
Neighbors - by @/Miss_Skinnybones
In which Peter is your roommate - by @/angelhorns
Todd Haynes
In the hallway - by @/Omnic2016
Dave Lizewski
Nerdy boy is obsessed with you - by @/brunettebooklver
Jeff Wald
Meeting at a party - by @/Nanao_8
Cooper Day
He hates colour - by @/Miss_Skinnybones
Dandy Mott
Hey, he's fucking insane - by @/beep-beep0301
Michael Langdon
Absolute sweetheart - by @/ZabelsWife
Eddie Kaspbrak
Hammock cuddles - by @/dumloser
Beverly Marsh
A member of the 'Losers Club' - by @/Darkiie
Bill Denbrough
You left the Bowers gang - by @/horrorslut180
Patrick Hockstetter
Chased - by @/meowpow5853
Victor Criss
Night-time meet - by @/meowpow5853
*If one of the links doesn't work, please let me know, or search up the creator!
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