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[klm-zoflorr]

Jonathan Sims and his Maker

[samgiddings]

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

[platyroonism]

aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?

[crowleys-right-eyeball]

i lied abt only posting abt this situation once, i just saw this lovely person’s comment!! passing it on to tumblr 🫡

edit: SOMEONEE changed the password and ruined it for everybody :/ pls try this version instead!!

edit 2: WATCHER POSTED AN UPDATE

[corgiteatime]

Congratulations, game. You really did subvert my initial expectations with the really-not-all-that-horny vampire and the totally sensible weed Dad figure and Mr. Gale "I'm totally into the fact you haven't taken in a bath in 2 weeks and I read a book about about being turned on by deadly danger and let's have astral projection 4-way sex with only 2 people in outer space and you look good jogging around the city in strappy bondage gear" Dekarios.

Not complaining. I was just surprised, that's all. I love having my expectations subverted.

[mag200]

(me on a first date) and what do you think of the inherent intimacy of surgery? have you considered the love someone must have to put their hands under your skin and hold the most grotesque parts of you and put them back together nicely? is anyone really closer to you than that? we all get uh a little enamored on the surgery table don't we haha. wait come back

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

“LOL. You think your vote matters? ROFL and LOL.” Yes, I am aware my vote carries less and less relative power the more people I’m voting with, but unlike your glorious violent revolution, it actually exists.

[oobbbear]

I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

[ressaart]

streets of gotham

[whaile]

late summer / early fall thoughts

[reineydraws]

i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

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[klm-zoflorr]

Holy shit this bird's got the MOVES

[helcef]

many thoughts abt @mizushibart ’s metalhead/skater ghostsoap au

[theorderofthetriad]

[felicitywilds]

how many licenses do you think aziraphale has? hes got one for possession of a firearm, and made them give him a test so he could get one to drive a car. what else has he done in order get a silly little slip of paper that says he can do something cool with a Human Invention? like i know hes a literal angel of heaven but do you think hes ordained

[yanderemommabean]

Puppy service top yandere. They just want to be good for you, make you happy, do anything you ask. They can’t stop themselves though when they’re deep inside of you, chanting out “I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry” as they fuck into you and push themselves as deep as they can get as they breed you.

They beg for forgiveness but even in the aftershocks covered in sweat, their hips start to move again, they press their face into your shoulder and blubber out apology after apology because they genuinely can’t help themselves, you feel too good!

It’s why it’s time for training, and they just happily put on the muzzle and the leash if it means they can be your good little pet

-Mommabean