#twisted chaos

[theantaresheron]

If Ruggie can shove twenty people down the stairs on a regular day, can you imagine what he can do if he overblot

[egophiliac]

Why do you think they put Savannah Claw Rook up to pull??? Is he even going to participate in Book 7???? I am so confused WHY HIM??? WHY NOT IDK, CREWEL? VARGAS? MAYBE TREIN?? WHY HIM.

I’m SO CONFUSED. Is it just for money grabbing or something like that? It doesn’t make any sense.

Also how prepared you are for the probably last update of Book 7?

I mean...it said he's a story card, and all the other story cards have had major roles, so I see no reason to assume he won't as well! (plus any staff cards are probably all going to be events like Crowley was; I would honestly be MORE surprised to see them as story cards.) really though I'm having fun trying to figure out how he's going to tie into things! we're back at Cerberus Ortho levels of "WHAT DOES IT MEEEAAAAN" and it's great. :D

I assume we're going to be doing some more dream-hopping, but I think it would be hilarious if it turned out to be someone else's dream instead of Rook's. who else could possibly be dreaming about him pre-fancification.

(I'm also half afraid that this really is the last part, and half afraid that it isn't. I'm -- I'm not going to believe anything until we get the diadorm rerun pickups, and maybe not even then)

[ryllen]

[ it was a pure chaotic joyful wedding ] | ✌️

[chrisrin]

HE'S GONNA STEAL--NOT JUST YOUR HEART--BUT EVERYTHING YOU OWN AS WELL!!!

[mondeeznuts]

He does what he wants

>:(

[ventique18]

🐉: "I am actually more impressed you managed to dig through stone."

The boy didn't say anything and just continued cowering against his dad's leg; tail tucked between his own. Malleus laughed under his breath and glanced at the mini-dragon-sized hole in the floor his son undoubtedly dug in a bored frenzy.

🐉: "Your great-grandmother is going to be so, so mad. We will have to make sure her underlings do not see--"

🦇: "Has any of you seen my other pair of pink sock? The one with the bat prints?"

Swifter than a sparrow, the dad fished some pillows from the nearby couch and threw them over the hole; pretending as if they were just about to take an afternoon nap on the cool ground.

🐉: "No. And why are you missing one? Just get a new pair."

🦇: "Okay~"

He could have just magicked the hole away, really. It'd have taken less than a second. But, he supposed as he met his son's gaze with a mischievous snicker-- he simply enjoyed the feeling of sharing a harmless secret with his little boy.

Perhaps he'll teach him how to cover up pot holes when they're sure no one's looking anymore.

[simple-dark-eyes]

*Mexican!Yuu has been trying to hint it at Malleus, that they like him in not so subtle ways, but he ain't getting it... It's painful to watch.*

*After hearing his nickname*

Malleus: I like your lack of fear.

Yuu: Me gustas tu.

*Just hanging out*

Malleus: I like playing with Tamagotchi.

Yuu: Me gustas tu.

*One night on a late night walk*

Malleus: I like Gargoyles.

Yuu: Me gustas tu.

*One very warm evening sitting outside on Ramshackle's porch*

Malleus: I like ice cream.

Yuu: *rushes inside and comes back out with a tub of ice cream and two spoons* Me gustas tu.

*Another time, taking a late night stroll together*

Malleus: I like your company

Yuu: Me gustas tu.

*After Yuu says they might have found a way home*

Malleus: I'd like it if you stayed.

Yuu: *holding back tears*... Me gustas tu.

*They return to their dorms*

-In Diasomnia-

Malleus: *laying in his bed* What will I do?

Lilia: I don't know.

-In Ramshackle-

Yuu: *laying on the couch with Grim [who's curled in their lap] and the ghost trying to comfort them* ¿Que voy a hacer?

Ghost A: Je ne sais pas.

Ghost B: What will you do?

Yuu: Je ne sais plus.

Grim: What do you plan to do?

Yuu: *covering their face with their arm* Je suis perdu. ¿Que horas son, mi corazon?

--

I blame tiktok.

[janahanooo]

No one asked, but I'm gonna do it anyway.

Lets just say, "Yuu caused drama" is where Yuu makes the public belive they are in a relationship with the big guns

Yuu: to be honest

Yuu: I expected better from you Vil

Vil: *he was interviewed with Negie*

Vil: what should I have said? That Negie is better than me in something?

Yuu: isn't he?

Vil: you are so lucky I lied to the reporter that you are my lover

Yuu: yeah, how lucky. Deal with the concequences later will you

Vil:

Malleus:

Vil: look Draconia senpai, I-

Malleus: how could you Schoenheit... Child of man is my lover..

Vil: what? Last time I checked they belonged to no one.

Malleus: oh? Did they? That just means we have a healthy relationship, hidden from the cameras

Vil: tch

Leona: the fuck herbivior?

Yuu: what? I like drama... even if I'm now a part of it

Leona: cruel.

Leona: should I join?

Yuu: yes please, this is going to be such a good drama for the reporters

[jet-teeth]

Black Templars Dreadnought OC fightin' back some Chaos Stuff Couple of detail closeups under the cut:

[hailstorm1816]

Recently, I've become obsessed with the idea of Yuu (the Twisted wonderland mc) being the obey me mc before coming to Twisted wonderland. I already know that this is already somewhat popular, but I would really like to add to it.

We all know that poor mc is already a therapist for a whole family of demons, so having to be one for a whole ton of mentally ill teens with unresolved trauma is not too different. So, mc is trying to act calm and acting like cannon Yuu, but I feel like instead of mc ALWAYS being calm and a doormat, they would 100% bring HELL to Twisted Wonderland. Like if you wrong them, I feel like they would curse you or prank you, if they still had some of their magic from their world. For example, if a student keeps messing with them, just put a curse on them in secret. I say in secret because I think it would be funny as hell if they kept their magic a secret just to fuck with NRC.

I think they would want to, of course, go back to devildom and stop being treated like a piece of shit by Crowley and the other cast members, but what's the harm in staying a bit longer to mess with NRC?

Another thing that I find hilarious about this idea is what's gonna happen when the obey me cast pulls up to go fetch their human back. Everyone in NRC is shocked and kinda horrified that the "magicless" seemingly innocent perfect is friends with demons, angels, and many other dangerous things. Crowley's is already packing up his stuff and buying a ticket for the next plane. Some of the overblot boys (and other people who have fucked with mc) are having a whole meeting and trying to figure out how to escape the oncoming unbearable wrath that they will be victims of, once mc tells the Obey Me cast about their lovely stay at NRC.

Oh, and don't even get me started on the Obey Me casts reaction to finding out the pure mistreatment and torture mc has received throughout their unplanned stay.

[hanafubukki]

I’ve been thinking…

What if Malleus snaps out of his OB, even momentarily, and sees all the hurt he has caused.

Oh top of that, the hurt he has felt.

And he just, decides to curse himself?

Maybe just maybe, it would have been better if he had stayed in his egg; never to have hatched.

If he had never hatched, he wouldn’t have known this pain.

This betrayal.

And so, he curses himself.

If he can’t bring his loved ones happiness, he can at least live his own happy ending in his dreams.

He was born alone, and in sleep and in your dreams, you are alone. But at least, you are happy in dreams. As he once was, when he was a egg.

Before he knew this pain.

Before the humming of a lullaby and a soft pleading voice woke him up, a voice desperate and yet filled with love.

(We know how self-sacrificing diasomnia is, we know how much they love each other, and we know the pain each and every one of them went through. Malleus has always been alone, so being alone in his dreams wouldn’t be any different would it? At least then, he can be loved.)

Can you imagine then? The heartbreak?

Silver, the one who tried so hard to save his big brother, the shock and guilt.

Sebek, who only wanted everyone to be happy, now feels like a failure.

And then there’s Lilia, the pain he feels? The boy he hatched and raised, sleeping once more. And what’s more, it’s because of him. He caused this. He has failed him. He failed to love. As he always knew and feared.

(And then, true love will wake Malleus once more?)

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Darkhold Diaries: Day 699

Wanda: “When I first joined the Avengers, I kept having these really bad stomach aches-”

Y/N: “What was it? The change to American cuisine?”

Agatha: “The physical exhaustion of combat?”

Wanda: “-but then I went to the doctor and plot twist!? Anxiety”

[bluesylveon2]

Levi: Oh no-

Idia: It's the-

Levi and Idia: -extroverts

Cater, Kalim, Rook, Mammon, OM MC, and Asmo walk by

Ortho and Belphie: 😏😏

Ortho and Belphie: You two should hang out with them. Pushes them to the group

Asmo and Cater: hey guys!

Levi and Idia: terrified scream

[theantaresheron]

Just mother and son bonding time

[max-xdoodles]

are you winnin orth- oh

[ventique18]

Still holding onto the delulu wish that Levan is Crowley (or if not, just alive and going to be a reoccurring character). If only to hear two old men bickering like the good ol' days.

"Ha? What did you say? I can't understand your senile twittering."

"Is your hearing already failing you or is it centuries of wax? You were never a fan of bathing. Bats lick themselves clean, so naturally you couldn't reach your ears so easily. Would you like me to set a doctor's appointment for you?"

"Are you mocking me? Wanna throw hands, birdbrain?"

"You are getting ahead of yourself, old bat. Have you forgotten I've won our matches 3601 to 3600? I would gladly put you back into your place if you so wish."

"Ha? You really are going senile! I clearly remember that last match was my complete victory!"

"I believe it would be best if we settled it now!"

Then when they both raise their wands, they double over and groan in pain because why are their lower backs and shoulder blades hurting now, of all times?!