#vlog like a boss

[spurgie-cousin]

im pretty sure y'all have been telling me to watch 8 passengers for a long time but I've only recently been down the rabbit hole bc ex-religious tiktok and youtube have been going nuts about the mom being arrested (and wow it truly is a wild, wild story)

and i have a million thoughts about it but the second i saw that family picture everyone's using i thought "mormon" and i just had someone confirm it like of COURSE a big 'aesthetic' online family with controlling parents and a mom who looks/weight shames her daughters is mormon of COURSE

[pshbites]

LOVE ON AiR

SYNOPSiS » two podcast groups, both equally popular on the internet, start interacting with one another. however it isnt how fans want it to be.. OR yn sees sunghoon hating on lauryn hill and accidentally starts an entire fanwar with him.

PAiRiNG » sunghoon x fem!reader

FEAUTRiNG » all of enha, giselle of aespa, txt briefly mentioned

GENRE » smau (social media au), fluff, angst, enemies to lovers (barely), chronically online humor, romance, podcast au, influencer au, HEAVILY inspired from suburb talks and under the influence podcasts, SLOWBURNN

WARNiNGS » profanity, suggestive humor, kys/kms jokes, lots of pop culture references (im chronically online im sorry), drinking, drugs, fanwars, yn haters (BOOOOO), stalking (sorta?) manipulation (NOT FROM SUNGHOON OR Y/N) changes every chapter.

STATUS » completed — (08/03/24) to (10/26/24)

PLAYLiST » your eyes only - enha, after midnight - chappell roan, ex factor - lauryn hill, kiss me - dpr live, read your mind - sabrina carpenter, 3005 - childish gambino, poison poison - renee rapp, thirst - dpr live, just a little bit - enha, daisy - wave to earth, nouvelle vague - wave to earth, thinkin about you - frank ocean. (got carried away .. 😁)

AUTHORS NOTE » BIGGG thanks to my bestest friend ever, my fav british person, @lqfiles , ily so so much and thank you so much for helping me with this process. teaching me how to work tumblr like i was a grandma even tho im only 2 years older than u and making this AMAZING cover (isnt she talented), i love u sooo much more than words can describe, you annoying brit (endearing) 🫶

TAGLIST CLOSED!

written chaps in blue

🔴 RECORDING..

teaser (read first for context!!)

profiles i & profiles ii

1) call my phone a vibrator the way it keeps buzzing

2) YAP CENTRAL EP.135: alpha male podcasts?!

3) first hate thread. feeling nervous

4) pussy slay queen!

5) okay alpha

6) ROUND TABLE EP.149: perfect pitch :o

7) 1 down 3 to go

8) what the fuck is a ynhoon

9) YNXOXO VLOG: night out w/ won and riki

10) wet and bothered

11) just a normal tuesday

12) jungwons evil arc

13) YNXOXO VLOG: cafe date with my girls <3

14) the battle of thirst traps

15) twitch streaming era

16) YAP CENTRAL EP.136: did social media ruin relationships?

17) second interaction: kinda scared

18) fuck skater boys

19) park sunghoon v. round table

20) riki emo era: OVER

21) sunghoons side hoes

22) ROUND TABLE EP.150: we traded phones?!

23) bro define: friend

24) spidey sense

25) on my cellular plan i pay for?

26) YNXOXO VLOG: night time routine + surprise!!

27) a face i would kiss

28) collab of the century

29) YAP CENTRAL EP.137: has love lost its meaning?

30) eyes don’t lie

31) operation: ynhoon (postponed)

32) crybaby

33) operation: ynhoon (BACK ON)

34) chat is this a date yes or no?

35) boss baby jay

36) boyfriend

37) soft or hard?

38) what da heck *tyla voice*

39) YNXOXO VLOG: ice skating! | vlog w/ a special guest!!

40) love is on air

UNCUTS

1) operation: get riki ip banned on twt

2) try not to blow up challenge: FAILED

3) JAYS KITCHEN: my friends trying to help me make food blindfolded. (spoiler: it’s a fail)

4) YNXOXO VLOG: my boyfriend does my makeup voiceover !

5) YAP CENTRAL BLOOPERS: riki kat and yn patreon ad

© all rights to pshbites 2024

[jibitzlesscrocs]

matt sturniolo x reader

warning : none

the whole series and more

kid for a day

in which you film a youtube video, “being parents for 24 HOURS”

You started the camera with a grin, your phone propped up on the kitchen counter, recording the beginning of what was either going to be the cutest video on your channel or absolute chaos.

“Hey guys! Welcome back to the channel! Soooo… Matt and I may or may not have caught baby fever scrolling through TikTok—”

“May or may not?” Matt chimed in from behind you, raising an eyebrow. “You were the one sending me videos at 3 a.m. of toddlers saying ‘I wuv you’ with sparkly eye filters.”

You turned to smirk at him. “Okay, but you heart-reacted to every single one.”

He shrugged, slipping his arm around your waist. “Fair.”

You grinned at the camera. “So today… we’re taking care of a kid. For a whole day.”

Matt held up a pink, tiny backpack with cartoon animals on it. “Meet Mila. Age three. Chicken nugget enthusiast. Has better fashion taste than me.”

A quiet knock came at the door and your stomach did a little excited flip. “Showtime.”

10:14 AM – The Drop-Off

Mila was the tiniest human being you’d ever seen, with two messy pigtails, pink sparkly shoes, and the softest little voice.

“Hi,” she said shyly, gripping the arm of her stuffed bunny like it was a security blanket.

Matt kneeled down instantly. “Hi Mila. I’m Matt, and this is…” He looked up at you. “This is my favorite person in the whole world.”

You rolled your eyes but felt your heart burst just a little.

Mila blinked up at him. “You’re tall.”

Matt gasped dramatically. “You’re right. I am. Thank you for noticing.”

You all laughed, and her mom gave you the rundown—snack schedule, nap window, what to do in case of meltdowns.

Mila waved goodbye to her mom with one hand and held Matt’s with the other. “Let’s go get chicken nuggies.”

12:03 PM – McDonald’s

Mila knew exactly what she wanted. “Nuggies,” she said with full confidence, her little hands gripping the edge of the counter. “With dip. Red one.”

Matt froze. You could feel the tension beside you.

You turned slowly. “She means ketchup.”

Matt blinked. “She would.”

You leaned in and whispered, “Be strong. For the vlog.”

Matt took a deep breath like he was preparing for battle. “Right. Ketchup. Delicious. Love that.”

You placed the tray down at the table, Mila hopping excitedly into the booth. She grabbed a nugget, dunked it lovingly in the ketchup, and held it up to Matt.

“For you,” she said sweetly, like she was offering him a gourmet creation.

He looked at the nugget like it was toxic waste. “Oh wow, thank you. That’s so… thoughtful.”

“Eat it,” she whispered, staring him down like a mafia boss in a sparkly shirt.

You covered your mouth to stifle the laugh.

Matt leaned in dramatically, taking the smallest possible bite while holding back visible disgust. His eye twitched.

“Yum,” he said, deadpan. “That was so… red.”

Mila beamed. “You’re welcome.”

As soon as she looked away, Matt spits it out discreetly, chugging down his coke, and mouthed to you, “I’m dying.”

You mouthed back, “You did great, baby.”

2:45 PM – The Mall

You had prepared for chaos—tantrums, tears, maybe even a lost toddler in the LEGO store. But Mila? Mila wanted exactly one thing.

They passed an entire row of flashy toys and she pointed only at a soft, rainbow-colored stuffed bear. “Him.”

“You sure?” you asked, already picking it up.

She nodded. “He’s soft. Like clouds.”

Matt just looked at her, then at the bear, then at you. “She has taste. I love her. We’re keeping her.”

You laughed, handing the bear over. “You say that now. Wait until she throws yogurt on your shirt.”

“She can throw yogurt on my soul, I don’t even care.”

4:30 PM – Ice Cream Stop

Mila stood in front of the ice cream counter like she was judging a Michelin-starred restaurant.

“That one.” She pointed confidently at the rainbow sherbet.

Matt looked down at her, eyebrows raised. “We have the same taste? Are we twins?”

She giggled, clutching her new bear. “Nooo, you’re too big to be a twin.”

You got vanilla, feeling like the boring one as Matt and Mila happily dug into their matching, neon-colored scoops.

“I feel judged,” you teased.

“You should,” Matt said around a bite. “This is the superior flavor. Isn’t it, Mila?”

Mila nodded sagely. “Vanilla’s for nap time.”

6:15 PM – Sunset, On the Way Home

The sun was casting a warm golden glow across the backseat. Mila, once a ball of chaotic sunshine, was now a sleepy puddle in Matt’s arms, her thumb in her mouth and her new stuffed bear squished under her chin.

Matt carried her gently up the steps, careful with every move like she was glass. Her head leaned against his shoulder, a tiny sigh escaping her.

“Daddy…” she mumbled, eyes fluttering shut.

Matt froze. You did too.

He looked at you, wide-eyed but soft. “Did she just—”

You nodded, heart squeezing. “She did.”

Inside, you tucked her into a blanket on the couch, and you both sat nearby, whispering so you wouldn’t wake her.

“She’s been an angel all day,” you said quietly. “Didn’t even ask for anything crazy.”

Matt looked down at her, then up at you. “I love how she holds your hand like she trusts you more than gravity.”

You smiled. “She trusted you instantly. She barely let go of your side.”

He reached over and took your hand, his thumb gently brushing over your knuckles. “She made today feel like a little preview. Like… this could be us.”

You blushed, laughing nervously. “Yeah, but with more diaper changes.”

Matt tilted his head at you, suddenly serious—but still with that playful glint in his eye. “Can we have one?”

You blinked. “What?”

“A baby.” He pouted. “Can we have one? Soon?”

Your heart completely melted. “You mean… like for real?”

He nodded, eyes locked on yours. “I want to raise a little version of you. Or me. Or both. But preferably someone who picks rainbow sherbet.”

You leaned in and kissed him, still holding hands, the sleepy sound of Mila’s soft breathing filling the quiet.

7:05 - Outro

The camera was back on the kitchen counter, catching both your faces in the evening light.

Matt had Mila’s stuffed bear sitting on his shoulder.

“She was the sweetest little thing ever,” you gushed.

Matt nodded. “I think she taught me more about patience and chicken nuggets than anyone in my life.”

You laughed. “We’re officially cured of baby fever…”

“Or are we?” Matt said, staring into the camera like it was an episode of The Office.

You looked at him, teasing. “Don’t start.”

He turned to you with a dramatic pout again. “Please?”

You shook your head, laughing, knowing deep down—you were already imagining what your rainbow sherbet kid might look like.

taglist: @courta13 @sunkissedsturniolos

MAI’S STORE

saw the rainbow sherbet story matt posted and instantly taught of this

[alaiasole]

💫 welcome back to solè’s bar. today’s special: one “current boyfriend” & six hurt feelings. how i think the aot boys will react to reader calling them their current bf

→ fluff | modern au | boyfriend reactions | black!reader implied

→ tags: fluff, humor, black!reader, boyfriend moments, tiktok prank au

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eren

“hey guys! sooo today i’m vlogging with my current boyfriend—”

he turns his head so fast like.

“current??”

you try not to laugh, still looking at the camera, still tryna keep it cute:

“yeahhh, my current boyfriend.”

he stares. blinks. stares some more.

“current like… you plan on getting a new one?”

“or current like i’m the only one there’s ever gonna be?”

pauses the video. deadass.

“nah, say that again. run it back.”

“say only boyfriend ever. matter fact say soulmate. say forever.”

you’re giggling like ��ok ok damn” and he’s just looking at you like:

“don’t play with me like that ever again.”

𓆩♡𓆪𓆩✩𓆪𓆩♡𓆪𓆩✩𓆪𓆩♡𓆪

armin

“hey guys! sooo today we’re doing a mukbang. anddd as a special guest, i have my current boyfriend!”

he pauses mid-fry. slowly turns to you.

“current??”

you’re tryna hold your laugh while he blinks like he just got hit.

“wait… current like… like temporary? like trial period? like… limited-time offer??”

he pouts immediately. full-on baby face.

“are you being serious right now?”

“so we’re not gonna be together forever?”

“you’re just gonna throw me away when you’re bored?”

you’re crying laughing now and he’s still going.

“no, it’s fine. just let me know when the breakup is so i can pack my things.”

“i can’t believe i opened your sauce packets for this.”

he folds his arms and faces away dramatically but still eats the fries

“don’t touch my nuggets. fake girlfriend.”

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levi

“okayyy so today i’m doing a lil outfit rating video, and my current boyfriend is gonna be giving his thoughts on what i wear—”

he ends the video.

no warning.

no reaction.

just clicks the phone and the screen goes black.

off-camera, it’s silent for like two seconds before—

“why the fuck would you say that.”

you’re giggling and he is not amused.

“no, seriously. what the fuck are you on about.”

“current? like i’m replaceable?”

“you trying to be funny or you just purposely pissing me off?”

he’s staring at you like you called him short in public.

“you think this shit’s cute? you wanna be single or sum?”

you’re laughing and he’s just rubbing his temples like he regrets falling in love.

“nah. don’t touch me. i’m annoyed.”

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connie

“okay hey guys! so today i’m doing a little storytime about how i met my current boyfriend—”

“yo. hold on. current??”

he was grinning at first. cheesin’ hard.

kicking his feet a little in the background.

but when that current hit his ear, his face changed IMMEDIATELY

“nah nah nah. run that back. current who? current where? current why?”

he gets up.

starts pacing in the background like he’s on the phone with the government.

“you must be talking about some other man cause me and you? we locked in. spiritually. eternally. i’m your last stop. i’m your final boss. we gon’ die together.”

you’re laughing and he’s dead serious.

“you sayin ‘current’ like i’m some lil temp assignment. girl i’m your forever. i’m your husband.”

then he gets quiet… and dramatic.

“wow. all that time i spent playin animal crossing with you. all those tacos i bought. and i’m just your current boyfriend. okay. okay. say less.”

storms off. comes back 2 minutes later with his hoodie strings tied tight like a mad toddler.

“nah but for real delete that part. i ain’t no fuckin’ current anything. i’m the one.”

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onyankopon

“hey guys, so today i’m gonna be doing a lil day-in-the-life vlog with my current boyfriend—”

he doesn’t even let you finish the sentence.

“nah. don’t say that.”

he’s not laughing.

just looking at you like… be serious.

“what the fuck is ‘current’ supposed to mean?”

you try to giggle and play it off but he’s just shaking his head.

“baby, stop playing with me. you know better than that.”

he’s looking at you like you just disrespected the whole relationship. all ten toes down in his manhood.

“i’m your only boyfriend. your forever boyfriend. current doesn’t exist.”

and then he kisses you on the cheek and goes back to driving like nothing happened.

off-camera he’s like:

“don’t even post that. i’m not finna be out here lookin like some temp. stop tryna be funny.”

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jean

“hey guys! so today i’m gonna be doing a lil get ready with me featuring my current boyfriend—”

jean immediately stops brushing your hair like—

“…current?”

he tries to laugh but it doesn’t land.

you look up and he’s just staring at you in the mirror, wide-eyed and confused.

“baby… why would you say that?”

you giggle and keep going but he’s stuck on it.

soft voice, all pouty now.

“like… you don’t actually mean that, right?”

“you’re just joking?”

“right?”

his hands drop from your shoulders.

you look back and he’s visibly sad.

“you said ‘current’ like… like i’m temporary. like you’re gonna replace me or something…”

you go to reassure him and he leans into it IMMEDIATELY.

arms around your waist. forehead pressed to your cheek.

“say you’re sorry.”

“say i’m your forever boyfriend.”

“say you love me the most.”

you’re laughing now and he’s like:

“no. i’m serious. that hurt. my heart lowkey dropped.”

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[yourlocalsmutwriter]

Bookish girlfriend you're my yum yum - Mark Webber x reader

Summary : After going viral on book social media, you give the fans a completely new side of you. It catches the eye of an author (who happens to be a 9 GP winner)

inkscentedglamour: Squeezing in some last girly romance books before I film a new video for you 👀

username: Our queen is finally trying romantasy, I can feel it.

username: I need another object x human romance. I know it was an April Fools thing, but I need her to read Double Stuffed

username: DARK ROMANCE. DARK ROMANCE. DARK ROMANCE.

username : I know the sports romance PR is talking to her like the Green Goblin Mask

> username : Especially the new book with the MMC inspired by Danny Ricciardo

> username: need to rewatch her F1 romance streams on patreon.

username: Do you think this is after Two Girls One Formula podcast backlash?

> username: The girls brought her on to talk about books, specifically romances. I don't understand why the fans were attacking her for not talking much about the current grid and things like that and focusing on the fiction.

> username: Especially when she has said many times that she's easing into the fandom. How would you feel if people bullied you for starting with edits/ fanfics and books, like she's doing?

inkscentedglamour: Writing my script for the upcoming video and staring at what got me here

username: Throttled slander era, you will forever be famous

> username: The way she started off so hesitant to give it a bad review or DNF it. This was her first 1 star. People died.

> username: Asking people to still try it for themselves and to not just judge it based on her review. Cemented her as my favorite BookTuber, I fear.

username: The fact that she still followed through and read the entire series. And rearranged her entire Goodreads ratings after that? Iconic

> username: I miss her giving 5 stars. But the quote "if I can be cruel enough to give 1 star, then I don't think I should be generous to give 5 stars to any book, but one" will forever live on.

inkscentedglamour: New video, out now

username: MARK WEBBER????? OVER EMILY HENRY????

> username: over Christina Lauren?????? Ali Hazelwood? Katee Robert

username: you're telling me an Australian driver who retired like 10 years ago is her favorite author??? And was the driving force for her to get her to watch a GP?

username: she's the queen of Booktok, has talked about every book boyfriend, and now she's into cars that go fast?

aussiegrit: Talked about Porsche, F1, Mentoring Oscar, and my book, somehow. Why is Aussie Grit trending?

username: Oh no, our little Booktuber girl bossed too close to the sun (she has a million subscribers and multiple brand deals)

> username: she got it to 5 stars on Goodreads and onto the trending page on Amazon.

username: Mark, wear the My fake boyfriend drives for F1 mech, and my life is yours

username: @inkscentedglamour, look who sorta knows you exist.

inkscentedglamour: Oh oh

inkscentedglamour: Reading the book 😄🤩🥺 vs. having to describe its impact on you, your career, and the future 🙃😑☠️. If you see me verbally abusing a Google doc at the airport, no you didn't

username: Mark Webber in the likes?????????

> username: I guess he found out why Aussie Grit was trending

username: reading video hiatus is over, society is healing

> username: we haven't gotten a part two of her trip to a random destination yet

> username: true, she just packed and left us on a cliffhanger. Surely we're getting that first

> username: her caption says it all. For book lovers, some of you have no reading comprehension.

inkscentedglamour: I finished reading my book, so it only makes sense to hit the thrift, right? Reading vlog will be up when I'm back home (I was strictly told to relax)

username: the two glasses (which could mean nothing)

> username : this is the girl that relies on our discord pins to drink water, what is going on in the house of commons

username : Mark Webber, here again????????? Before me?????????????

> username: she sped through her book cause she has his new book on pre-order

> username: I just know she'll get it on Kindle too, no way is she waiting til it ships to her house

username: Mark's pr team was sleeping because wdym they didn't reach out to her

> username: And apparently, he's got a launch party coming up with "surprise BookTube influencer" attending

inkscentedglamour : Photographic proof that my favorite author knows I exist. Thank you, @aussiegrit, for the invite. And thanks for getting a decent picture before I cried at the blurb and dedication

aussiegrit: Figured you'd wanna skip the queue at Waterstones. Can't wait for your review of this one (also please re-read the new prologue before posting)

username: Mark has been secretly divorced for a year and was writing this whole book as a therapy exercise??????

> username: he couldn't tell anybody and felt like he was slowly fading into obscurity, which affected his mental health

> username: he was not thinking of releasing this until the OG Aussie Grit review

> username: Mark saying that the YouTube video changed his life, just as much as it did hers

inkscentedglamour: Night and day

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14.02.2025,approximately 3 months after the book launch

inkscentedglamour: Valentine's Day, Book Buying Day, and Merch Drop Day. Shop the My Real Boyfriend Drove for F1 tee. And yes, he signed off on this specific hard launch

inkscentedglamour: time to be sappy real quick after the merch plug. Mark has been inspiring me, guiding me and showering me with praise ever since his second book launch. I'm so happy he's in my life and I intend to keep him there for as long as I can. He beats all the bookish boyfriend one can have (yes, even Zafir)

aussiegrit: I'm so glad to have you in my life. You see me and be with me, sharp tongue,flaws and all. I wanna build you bookshelves and watch you put my books on them last. Now stop being a YouTuber for a second and get back to being my girlfriend.

[jaxon-exe]

I’m bored so

Gotham Youtube Videos

Asking Gotham heroes to do a flip!!

Exactly what it says on the tin, this guy went around Gotham asking heroes to do a flip. All did except Batman, Robin (Damian) and red hood. The video ends with a ‘bonus flip’ from Harley Quinn.

✨🌞 Here Comes the Sun 🌞✨

An AMV of Signal, using various clips of him from across the internet, all set to ‘here comes the sun’ by the Beatles.

A Gothamite once said

A compilation of news clips of Gothamites saying the most unhinged shit as if it’s the most obvious thing in the world.

Examples:

“who still drinks tap water? I drank from a hose once as a kid and wouldn’t stop laughing for a week.”

*reporter* “sir where were you during last nights attack” *gothamite* “in my bunker like I am every Halloween”

*gothamite* “Then I heard gunshots and knew I was gonna be ok.” *reporter* “I’m sorry sir, gun shots?” *gothamite* “Yeah. I mean, they were coming from above so I knew it was red hood.” *reporter* “The crime lord??”

Etc

Thank you, they’re designer ✨💅

Originally a tiktok of someone (Stephanie) coming up to Tim Drake on the street and saying, “I like you eye-bags” and Tim responding with “thank you, they’re designer.”

Tim Drake earning his Designer eye-bags

A compilation of Tim from interviews/talk shows as well as on the red carpet. He always in the background of whatever is happening and is slowly falling asleep/fighting for his life to stay awake. Wii music plays over the whole vid

I saw Batman!! Not clickbait!!!!

It was clickbait

Bruce Wayne being a single mom for 4 minutes straight

A compilation of the Wayne kids doing something stupid (e.i. Saying something stupid in an interview or doing something stupid at a gala) and Bruce Wayne trying desperately to stop his kids/get control of the situation. It ends on a clip of Bruce rubbing his eyes with one hand, his other hand on his hip. In front of him stands his fully adult son, Dick Grayson, who is soaking wet after having jumped into a fountain. 

Batman saved my cat!! Not clickbait!!

It was clickbait.

Nightshift in Gotham

A vlog style video by a collage student working at a 24 hour dinner. They start the shift by making a coffee with an ungodly amount of caffeine in it and leaving it in the back alleyway. The only explanation given is that it’s “an offering incase we get robbed”. They do get robbed but Red Robin shows up in less than 30 seconds to handle it. An alarm goes off at 2am, putting the dinner in lockdown, full blast shields and all. The lockdown lifts just before their shift ends and they end the video by saying “so that about a standard night really. Don’t know y anyone would be interested in this but whatever.”

Robin and Red Robin being ✨siblings✨

Straight up a vid of them trying to kill each other. It got taken down within the day.

Batman bought me lunch!! Not Clickbait!!

It was clickbait.

Is Buce Wayne actually dumb?

A video essay about Bruce Wayne’s life and career and asking is Bruce Wayne really as dumb as the media makes him out to be. The conclusion is no, he is not. He’s a great businessman, was top of his class and was almost a Dr, only dropping out bc of personal matters and the only reason the media thinks he’s dumb is because he is a fun, loveable guy that doesn’t take thinks seriously.

Batman saved me from riddler!!! Not Clickbait!!

Surprisingly not clickbait but at this point nobody believes it’s true bc of the clickbait vids in the past

Why we love Red Hood

A vid make by a crime alley local, going around and asking about all the good things red hood has done. Alley kids talk about hood giving them food and keeping the shelters safe for them. Working girls talk about hood protecting them from harassment, from both random guys and cops. The old couple that owns the bodega talk about him in the same way they’d talk about their grandkids. A guy (who doesn’t show his face to the camera) says that hood’s the best boss he’s had, that the guy even gave him paid time off when his kid was sick. A woman (who also doesn’t show her face) says that hood saved her and her kids from her abusive ex-husband and then helped her get clean when she expressed that she wanted to. A worker at a local food bank says that in the aftermath of every big disaster they have, Red hood and his gang always shows up with truck loads of food, not only shelf stable food (tho that’s the majority of it) but also fresh fruit and veg. The video ends with rapid fire clips of them asking people if they thought red hood was a hero.

All of them say yes.

(Bonus from blüdhaven)

Why we love Nightwing.

A compilation of the guy’s ass.

[haddonfieldhorrors]

If the Slashers had YouTube channels:

———

Jason Voorhees:

- Nature vlogs 100%

- He’d be the guy to set up little feeding stations for wildlife and set up a hidden camera.

- Live ASMR nature sounds going 24/7

- He’d also make a video on Mother’s Day: “Top 10 things to get your mom for Mother’s Day” 🥺

Michael Myers:

- Bro would so make low budget documentaries about himself to stay relevant 😭

- He’d also make his own soundtracks for them too.

- Knife collection videos.

- “A day in my life” just him standing in random parts of his house 💀

- Pumpkin carving videos

- Mask making process videos

Ghost face:

- Reviews scary movies

- Makes mediocre prank videos that aren’t funny.

- Very loud, obnoxious and over the top reactions.

- Y’all know those YouTube shorts where the reactor is just yapping over a quiet video? Yea, that’s Ghostface. Annoying shit 😒

- Shitty, obviously fake, story times with 😱 thumbnails.

- Twitch brainrot. “Chat, is this real?”

- “DON’T (insert some stupid ass thing here) AT 3AM!!!!” Videos…

Harry Warden:

- He strikes me as a multifaceted guy.

- he’s got a video for everything-

- “How to survive in a mine when your bitch ass bosses left you to go to a valentines dance, so you resorted to having to eat your coworkers to survive”

- “Mining: Tips & Tricks”

- “How to find Diamond”

- He’d also make DIY videos on making tools and crafting from everyday objects.

- Like Jason, he’d do ASMR. He’d have a 24/7 live cam of the mines.

- Like Ghostface, story times, but not as annoying, he’s straight to the point. No BS

Brahms Heelshire:

- He gives me vibes of a horror YouTube channel that hasn’t been used in like 15 years that has like 10 uploads.

- It’s all kinds of shit, grainy footage with creepy, early 2000’s quality scary music and sounds.

- But, if he revived it, he’d make doll videos: Restoring doll furniture, how to clean them, how to paint them, etc.

Thomas Hewitt:

- Cooking videos 100000000%

- “Workshop Tour”

- “how to cook ‘pork’!”

- Home Improvement. He’d teach us how to fix stuff around our house 🥹

- “Chainsaw Handling 101”

- He’d even make little animations of himself for his intro 🥺

[callmeagardengnome]

✗ blood in the clouds ✗ | DELETED SCENES | original fic

HOUR 5.5 OF 7 - YOUTUBE VLOGGING

your fingers crumpled the edges of the ‘script’ that hongjoong gave you, the gun ahead of you acting as an unwelcome reminder that you could die at any moment.

you squinted at the paper, your voice cracking slightly as you read aloud. 

“‘dad, you are to provide the $150 million you owe to K.H.J., through your next meeting with mr kim. refusal means that your daughter will be cut up and scattered across the s-’”

your eyes widened. “are you serious?” 

 he lowered the camera he had been aiming at you. “..you want to find out, pretty?”

HOUR 15 OF 7 - DRESS TO IMPRESS

“are you always this picky?” wooyoung sneered as he leaned against the wall. 

you glared at him. “yes.”

the room you were brought to was slightly cleaner and brighter than what you’ve seen so far. on the bed, there were dresses stacked on top of each other, some ridiculous and some stunning. 

“why do you even have these dresses?” you asked as you held one up. 

“we don’t,” wooyoung rolled his eyes. “boss made me steal them for you.”

you dropped the dress and shot him a look. “are you serious?”

“why would we have these lying around?” he scoffed. 

you sighed, picking up a dress. something that was simple and elegant. “i’ll wear this one.”

when you realised that wooyoung ignored you, you spoke up again. “get out.”

he rolled his eyes and left the room with a dramatic huff. once he left, you put the dress on. it wasn’t the most flattering dress you’ve worn, but at least it wasn’t that horrid uniform you’ve been wearing. 

when you were done, you opened the door to see wooyoung waiting - holding a bag of what looked like makeup supplies. you sat on the bed as he loomed through them, picking out something. 

“what the hell is this?” he muttered as he held what looked like a pencil. 

you blinked. “…it’s eyeliner.”

“shit,” he grumbled as his hand wobbled and drew a squiggly line across your cheek. 

you flinched. “what the hell are you doing? i can do it myself-“

“-i’ve done this before!” wooyoung argued as he continued to draw crooked lines near your eyes. 

“is she done yet?” a new voice cut in. you turned to see a man at the doorway. “why is she not ready?”

“seonghwa, take over,” wooyoung snapped as he shoved the pencil into seonghwa’s hands. “i’m getting pissed off.”

seonghwa sighed and stepped forward to where you were sitting. his movements were calm and precise as he wiped off the makeup and reapplied it. 

once he was done, he stepped back with a nod. “you look good.”

you blinked, unsure of whether to thank him. “uh- do you guys have mirrors here?”

both men exchanged a glance before seonghwa shrugged. “no, but just take our word for it.”

before anyone else could say anything, the door swung open. 

it was hongjoong. 

his eyes swept over you slowly and his lips curled into a smirk that made your stomach twist. “let’s go pig hunting.”

HOUR 16 OF 7 - FAST AND FURIOUS

the car swerved violently, tires screeching as hongjoong gripped the steering wheel. the tunnel around you was noisy with gunshots and bullets bouncing off the walls. 

you were in the passenger seat, wearing a black dress as you held the car door for dear life. 

“i thought we were going to an event!” you yelled over the gunshots as the car jerked to the side. 

“i thought so too,” hongjoong sighed as he tilted the rearview mirror. 

before you could say anything, he reached into his blazer and pulled out a sleek black pistol.

“what are you doing?” your jaw dropped. 

he rolled his eyes. “don’t act surprised.” 

“what is wrong with you?!” you spat out, watching him check the bullets. “i’m not letting you kill anyone-“

“god- you’re such a brat,” he clicked his tongue, cocking the gun. “take the wheel.”

you’re eyes widened. “what?!”

“take. the. wheel,” he ordered, already unbuckling his seatbelt. 

hongjoong rolled down the window, letting go of the steering wheel entirely and ramming the gas pedal as he stood up. panicked, you lunged for the wheel, struggling to grip it as the car swerved dangerously to the side. “are you crazy?!”

“drive!” he yelled, raising the gun and firing several shots at the black SUV trailing close behind. 

“shit,” he muttered, ducking back inside to reload his gun. he leaned back out again. “turn right-”

you quickly listened to him as he aimed carefully, firing several more rounds. a loud bang echoed as the SUV’s tires blew out, the vehicle swerving violently before crashing into the tunnel’s wall. 

hongjoong slid back into the seat, taking the steering wheel from you as he rolled up the window. “you’re welcome.”

MONTH 3 - LET’S GO GAMBLING! (initial draft)

“get ready!” san yelled, his voice cutting through the noise.

weapons were drawn and the room erupted into chaos.

you rushed forward, gripping the knife wooyoung lent you earlier. your pulse pounded in your ears as you scanned the room, overwhelmed.

“stay back, brat. you’re not ready.”

hongjoong’s voice was sharp, his hand grabbing your arm as he pushed you to the side. his eyes bore into yours, leaving no room for argument.

you hesitated. the rest of the group either fought piglets near slot machines, roulette tables or bars, their moves deadly.

you tried to follow hongjoong’s order, really. but when you saw one of the piglets break away from the main fight and headed for yeosang, who was hiding under a pool table, you couldn’t resist.

your grip on the knife tightened as you ran forward.

the piglet turned to you, snarling. “you think you can take me, girl?”

without thinking, you lunged.

the clash of steel pierced your ears as your knives collided. you were definitely not a good fighter - your strikes were clumsy and your footing was off, but you were high on adrenaline.

his blows were relentless, forcing you to backpedal. his knife caught yours at an odd angle, causing the blade to deform.

panic surged through you as he moved to strike again, but before he could reach you-

-the piglet dropped to the ground.

you looked behind to see hongjoong standing not too far away, his pistol still aimed at where the piglet was.

his eyes inspected you, narrowing as he assessed your state. blood dripped from a small gash on your lip, and your sleeves were torn - revealing small cuts on your arms.

he sighed. “go hide with yeosang,” he ordered before quickly turning to rejoin the fight.

you staggered toward the pool tables, slumping next to yeosang.

“you’re not fighting?” you panted, wiping your lip.

he shook his head. “too tired.”

you nodded, leaning back against the table’s leg as you impatiently waited for the fight to end, which didn’t take too long.

the gunfire finally ceased, the room falling quiet.

one by one, the group gathered in the corner, collapsing onto the floor in a circle as you and yeosang joined them. bottles of water were passed around as everyone caught their breaths.

for a while, no one spoke, the only sounds being an occasional groan.

“hey,” wooyoung hiccuped, breaking the silence as he turned to you. “give me my knife back.”

you looked at him awkwardly before handing him his completely deformed blade.

“what the hell!” he exclaimed. “that was one of my favourites!”

you shrugged. “you shouldn’t have given it to me then.”

“how was i supposed to know you’d get into an actual fight?” wooyoung complained. “now i don’t feel bad for your busted lip anymore.”

“you’re such a dick,” you rolled your eyes.

wooyoung grinned, leaning closer - his voice mocking sweet. “aw, don’t be mad, sweetheart. i’ll get you a better knife- one that won’t break in your delicate fucking hands.”

“ohmygod- shut up,” you groaned, shoving him lightly as the others chuckled.

hongjoong leaned against the wall, his arm crossed over his chest. his eyes shifted from wooyoung to you. 

he told himself it was relief - that he was glad you were bonding with the crew, that you were starting to feel like one of them. that’s what he wanted, wasn’t it? to see you mesh with his team, to become a member?

but why did his stomach twist every time one of them smiled at you?

he didn’t realise how hard his fingers were digging into his arms until his knuckles turned sore and white.

“enough,” hongjoong cut through the conversation.

the laughter died down instantly as everyone turned to him.

“we don’t have time for this,” he continued, standing up. “grab any cash you find and meet by the van. now.”

the group complained but obeyed, sluggishly rising to their feet.

you went to pick up a discarded water bottle, hongjoong’s eyes lingering a fraction too long on the bloodied edge of your sleeve and the small cut on your lip.

he should be angry at you for disobeying him, for throwing yourself into danger when you weren’t ready. but all he could feel was the sickening churn of jealousy at how easily you laughed with the others.

as you passed by him on your way out, he caught your wrist briefly.

“next time, stay where i tell you,” he said. “now you’re hurt.”

you nodded, hesitating before you spoke, your voice soft. “...i’m sorry.”

hongjoong blinked, taken aback.

“i-” your brows furrowed. “i didn’t mean to get hurt. i just wanted to help..”

fuck- why, no- how were you so genuine?

he expected you to talk back or shrug him off, not this - sincerity shining in your eyes. now, he just looked like a shithead, guilt clawing at his chest.

hongjoong exhaled sharply, running a hand through his hair. “whatever- it wasn’t your fault-”

you tilted your head, confused. “but you-”

“just find the cash we need,” he cut you off, walking away.

hongjoong felt his stomach twist once more. he told himself it was just concern or worry. but deep down, he knew it was something more complicated.

and he hated it.

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[arminthada]

GelBoys, an upcoming iQIYI original - a Masterpost

Series Title: GELBOYS สถานะกั๊กใจ

Director: Boss Naruebet Kuno (I Told Sunset About You, The Paradise of Thorns)

Director of Photography: Tang Tawanwad Wanavit (I Told Sunset About You, The Paradise of Thorns)

Screenwriters: Boss Naruebet Kuno, Kate Karakade Norasethaporn, Junior Naron Cherdsoongnern (I Told Sunset About You, The Paradise of Thorns) (TBC)

Airing: 8 February 2025 - ? (Every Saturday at 8:30 PM (THA) on ONE31 Channel and 11:00 PM on iQIYI online)

Original Network: iQIYI

Official Synopsis: FOURMOD (NEW Chayaphak), a high schooler yearning for a romantic relationship, finds himself being hit on by CHIAN (PIDE Monthapoom), a gel-nails guy who casually invites him to get their nails done together at SIAM SQUARE.

FOURMOD falls for him but soon realizes he's being put 'on hold' when he discovers that CHIAN is inviting BUA (Leon Brocco), a half-Thai TikToker, for gel nail sessions as well. FOURMOD decides to get even by asking for help from his close friend BABIN (PJ Mahidol), to get their nails done together in an attempt to make CHIAN jealous and experience being in the 'on-hold' status himself.

GELBOYS, a story of relationships of youth in modern era in the vibrant atmosphere full of Pop culture at SIAM SQUARE.

GelBoys stars brand new faces whom you may or may not be familiar with. (source)

1. PJ Mahidol Pibulsonggram

Previously more known to the public as JJ Krissanapoom's little brother, PJ has recently gotten more public attention after starring in Good Doctor TH. He's also starred in PBS Thailand's Eightraordinary.

2. New Chayapak Tunprayoon

Thai QL audience may be more familiar with New Chayapak through projects like Netflix's Ready, Set, Love or I Promised You The Moon (the sequel series to I Told Sunset About You).

Fun fact: New Chayapak is actually a trainee under Nadao Academy before Nadao Bangkok got dissolved in 2022.

3. Pide Monthapoom Sumonvarangkul

If you've watched sports themed BL series Our Days before, you may remember Pide Monthapoom who plays Q.

4. Leon Brocco

GelBoys is Leon Brocco's series debut.

OFFICIAL MOOD TONE TEASER

As first announced in November 2024, GelBoys is iQIYI Thailand's third original series after Petrichor. GelBoys have been teasing the series through various social medias such as X, Tiktok and Youtube. You can watch the actors' short vlogs below.

[chimckenns]

If the mates had a TikTok page:

Angel:

Cursed edits of David - e.g. secretly filming him leading the pack meeting but only including the moments where he breathes/inhales.

Had their account on public but then one of David’s clients somehow found their account and their first impression of the security business’ boss was… not ideal.

So now their account is private. David let them keep the videos as a compromise (he can’t say no to his mate).

Sneaky prank videos - Angel creating a compilation of them smacking David’s ass, doing the “walking in on your husband showering” type of videos, etc.

Once in a blue moon they post a cute video of the both of them on a date - a fit check, perhaps.

While their account was still public their video of them gently biting on David’s bicep (filmed in a way that David’s face isn’t revealed and his bicep takes up most of the frame + only Angel’s mouth is showing) went viral.

Babe:

They have a lot of shitposts of the pack, but their account is on private so they can share things without worrying about the whole world seeing it.

The entire pack follows them.

Cursed images of Asher taken from weird angles with meme music in the background.

They have a cute video of their anniversary date with Asher, which is the only serious post they have on there. It was more of a present to him - a memory of their time together in a sweet montage.

Also vlogs of mate trips and hangouts.

They start a collection of videos documenting Asher’s progress in dealing with the pizza man.

The pack all see it and cheer him on in the comments.

Ends with a picture of Asher (wolf) posing with said pizza man (terrified)

Sweetheart:

They’re the couple tik tok-er, and Milo is also in on it.

Cute posts where SH does a fit check and Milo worships them while ranking his favourite outfits.

Videos of them doing cute things together with a soft piano background: cooking, cuddling, watching a movie, etc. Basically like a soft movie montage of their dates. Goes viral because of how beautiful their love is (and also how beautiful they are in general hehe)

SH would film Milo cooking sometimes, and he’d mimic those thirst trap cooking videos, earning a belly laugh from SH. You can literally see the love in Milo’s eyes as he watches them breathless from laughing. Small moments like these.

Sam:

Only has one post which is a short candid of Darlin’ where they were watching the sunset and the last golden rays shined on them just right. It blew up and went viral (Darlin’ is stunning, so no surprises there)

He posted it by accident while trying to figure out how the app works. He only downloaded it to follow the other mates.

He don’t know how to delete it and he can’t be bothered to anymore.

A one hit wonder that left the world gagged✨

[kerryshifts]

multiverse of madness.

[ GET OUT OF HELL FREE CARD. ]

me!!!!!and my lives. just a museum of everything i have ever loved.

dysfunctional. slightly weird. i don’t want you to hear me out, just sit there and listen me talk about nonsense enemies to lovers. i won’t elaborate!!!or maybe yes, depending on what day of the week is it.

. . . the room is on fire and she’s fixing her hair!

marauders .………… pureblood, seer, metamorphmagus, history nerd. likes to talk with the dead and sometimes she prefers them to alive people. spends her days being a little freak in her room, with her tarots asking questions over and over until they tell her to fuck off.

✶ her lover . . . . regulus black.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ✶ the witching hour is near: introduction.

✶ amortentia.

. . . i love sinister women!!!!!!!

better cr …………. spoiled. bratty. slightly narcissistic. she is the result of two billionaires having a daughter. nepo baby final boss but in a chic way. in short, everyone wants to be her. actress, rockstar. smokes way too much. may i present you…..the youngest egot winner!!

✶ her lover . . . . director!regulus black.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ✶ lover of dionysus: introduction.

✶ her career; the discography. the filmography.

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ✶ what’s in her bag?

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ✶ penthouse , upper east side , tour.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ✶ a day-in-life of the daughter of billionaires.

. . . monologue of a britalian girl.

marauders ² .………… muggleborn. always at the vinyl store. triplet. found out about the wizarding world (and that she was a witch) after a rebel son and his strict brother saw her at the park in front of their home, doing spells nature-related. after that, cecilia and her twin brothers became secretly-bestfriends with the black brothers!!!

✶ her lover . . . . regulus black.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ✶ entering a new world: introduction.

. . . why are you so obsessed with halloween?

small town ………… the town of salem seemed to have only one season, and that was autimn. kerry is about to turn 16 and, so, following her mother's tradition of having her witch powers.

✶ her lover . . . . regulus black.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ✶ you say witch like it's a bad thing: introduction.

. . . you live in rome's most beautiful neighbourhood!

youtuber ……….. ever thought about how the life of a rich teenage girl in rome would be? kerry colt gives you the answer. from vlogs, book recommendations, talks, and her biggest passion, fashion, she takes you with adventures with her friendgroup, her private school, and her summers in the countryside.

✶ her lover . . . . regulus black.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ✶ your internet older sister: introduction.

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ⠀⠀ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ

. . . in long dresses eating fruits from her favourite tree.

vampire & immortal …………. lovely-eyed. death touched. witch!!!! the illyrian princess is only seventeen, but full of knowledge... and her ethereal beauty and love for the grotesque and macabre attracted a monster of the night. immortal. bloodsucker. regulus black was a vampire in love with an human, and after their marriage they vowed to love each other for eternity.

✶ her lover . . . . vampire!regulus black.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ✶ dead girl walking: introduction.

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ⠀⠀ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ

ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ⠀⠀ ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤ ㅤㅤsome other lives … because it’s never too much.

² vampire. 1756. human kerry is married off to the vampire count.

fantasy.

fairy.

percy jackson.

singer.

³ marauders. everyone is gender swapped.

buffy the vampire slayer.

marvel.

runaway.

60s london.

[honeymilkbeez]

ME, YOU AND PARADISE | a.buttle

summary : in which ab surprises you with a holiday trip starring : alfie buttle x fem!reader content : established relationship | genre : fluff | warning : none a/n : dedicated my first blog to ab in sc!au style. hope you all like it (sorry it's a bit short but more to come soon), and don't forget to reblog! mwah x <3

@yourusername: surprised! finally made it out of the grotto chat xxx tagged: @alfiebuttle ------------------- ❤️ alfiebuttle, sabinablair_ , and others | 💬 6,825 | ➤ 22,482 ------------------- @sabinablair_: omg im so jealous ! hope you're having fun x -> @yourusername: @sabinablair_ thank you my love! it's absolutely gorgeous here x

@livvydimartino: my favourite (minus ab, ofc) -> @yourusername: @livvydimartino i love you wifey <3 -> @alfiebuttle: stop flirting with my gf @livvydimartino -> @livvydimartino: @alfiebuttle sorry but we're married, she's my wife xx

@taliamar: can ab fight? -> @yourusername: @taliamar nah i dont think so xx -> @alfiebuttle: @yourusername excuse you, he absolutely can thank you very much.

@faithlouisak: stunning girl xx -> @yourusername: @faithlouisak thank you queen! miss you and cant wait to see you and little olive soon xx

@user: utterly obsessed with you!! where's the stunning dress from? ❤️ -> @yourusername: @user thank you angel! i got it from @ohpolly <3

@mollymae: holy mother smoking hot -> @yourusername: @mollymae you're my girl crush <3

@alfiebuttle just added to their story

@yourusername just added to their story

@alfiebuttle: took the missus on a holiday and now she doesn't want to go back to the grotto ... chat am i cooked? tagged: @yourusername ------------------- ❤️ yourusername, georgeclarkeey and others | 💬 8,235 | ➤ 24,340 ------------------- @yourusername: i'll only agree to go back to the grotto if you let me keep that kitten -> @user: @yourusername i hope you got your kitty ! -> @alfiebuttle: @yourusername fine fine you win, now pls can we go back to the grotto, wifey? -> @yourusername: @alfiebuttle ofc gimpy gimpy perm boy <3 -> @alfiebuttle: @yourusername i thought you love me ...

@georgeclarkeey: ab finally touching grass? -> @alfiebuttle: @georgeclarkeey i can do a whole lot more than touching grass ;) -> @yourusername: @georgeclarkeey @alfiebuttle you can keep him xx

@theburntchip: let her stay, i'll moving into the grotto with you -> @alfiebuttle: nah i'm good unc. @sabinablair_ he escaped again... -> @sabinablair_: @alfiebuttle keep him x -> @alfiebuttle: @sabinablair_ door

@user: post the vlog!! -> @alfiebuttle: lemme cook first

@yourusername just added to their story

@alfiebuttle: generational vlog coming soon | yt: ABvloggin tagged: @yourusername ------------------- ❤️ yourusername, theburntchip and others | 💬 9,238 | ➤ 18,992 ------------------- @yourusername: guys subscribe so he can get me that chanel bag pls xx -> @user: @yourusername ahahah you're so real queen x -> @alfiebuttle: @yourusername yo wtf

@calfreezzy: can't wait to talk about the yacht story on the podcast -> @alfiebuttle: absolutely not happening -> @yourusername: @calfreezy ahaha can't wait to tell the world about this generational fall x

@user: sounds like a bit of a movie you're cooking there x @user: yooo family

@user: when's the vlog out boss? -> @alfiebuttle: editing as we speak

@alfiebuttle just added to their story

@yourusername: never want to leave this place (also george said you lot better sub to my channel. yt: yourusername - vlog dropping this week) xx tagged: @alfiebuttle ------------------- ❤️ alfiebuttle, taliamar, and others | 💬 4,591 | ➤ 13,297 -------------------

@user: SHES SO FIT WTF -> @yourusername: @user thank you xx

@user: you're so fine, marry me instead @user: jealous of u @user: that tan and ur bodyyy omfgggg @user: not george having fomo xx @user: shes dropping a vlog whilst on holiday, what a queen x

@faithlouisak: my wifeyyyy so hott -> @yourusername: @faithlouisak i love you myyyyyy wifey for life <3 -> @alfiebuttle: how many goddamn wives do you have? @yourusername

@myamills: i need to know how many kinis did you packed ahaha x -> @yourusername: apparently not enough for a 2 weeks trip xx

@glambyflo: what a woman @glambyflo: my gorgeous gorgeous bestie xx -> @yourusername: @glambyflo i luv u bby xx

@bambinobecky: oh my lawwwd get on my bed rn x -> @yourusername: @bambinobecky omw hunnie xx -> @alfiebuttle: @yourusername did i just lost my gf to becky wtf

@yourusername: meet little sweet boy myko (named after mykonos) - our new member of the family <3 tagged: @alfiebuttle ------------------- ❤️ faithlouisak, chrismd10 and others | 💬 7,484 | ➤ 20,521 ------------------- @faithlouisak: oh my sweet, how adorableeeee!!! -> @yourusername: @faithlouisak i'll bring him to london next time so you can meet him! he's an absolute sweetheart! -> @alfiebuttle: @faithlouisak you can keep him

@theburntchip: happy wife, happy life, right? @alfiebuttle -> @alfiebuttle: haha absolutely mate

@chrismd10: i'm stealing your cat btw -> @yourusername: don't be upset just because shannon took smudge away from you -> @chrismd10: @yourusername you're evil y/n -> @georgeclarkeey: @yourusername pls he still has a photo of smudge's in his room ahahaha -> @alfiebuttle: @chrismd10 good luck with that mate ahaha

@bambinobecky: is it too early for another cat yet? -> @alfiebuttle: don't encourage her (she's already looking at adoption shelters...) -> @yourusername: @bambinobecky never too earlyyy ahaha!!

@alfiebuttle: cutie patootie -> @yourusername: @alfiebuttle soooo you do like him huh? -> @alfiebuttle: @yourusername he's alright i guess

@yourusername just added to their story

YOUTUBE - ABVloggin just posted a new video !

@ABVloggin : AB unlocked a new sidequest in Greece with @yourusername 221K views | 1 day ago 265 comments -------------------

user: yooo family user: generational vlog from gimpy gimpy perm boy user: we need more @yourusername in your vlog ❤️ by ABVloggin user: top 3 ab's vlogs for sureeee (thanks to y/n) yourusername: you cut out the clip of you falling down the stairs off the yacht?! • ABVloggin: the world will never see that.

YOUTUBE - yourusername just posted a new video !

@YOURUSERNAME : TRAVELING TO GREECE FOR THE FIRST TIME 🇬🇷 ft. AB 190K views | 1 day ago 135 comments -------------------

📌 pinned by yourusername ABVloggin: i can't believe you kept that clip in smh • yourusername: the world deserves to see that ;) user: y/n's vlogs are top notch. soo aesthetically pleasing, relaxing and therapeutic! her vlogs are so well edited! ❤️ by yourusername user: i've been waiting for this vlog ! user: 9:22 when ab fell down the stairs omfg i'm dyinggggg ❤️ by yourusername user: she is actually living the dream for real user: we need more vlogs asap pls ! • yourusername: they're coming i promise !

[goddessinnerglow]

Become Your Best Version Before 2025 - Day 16

Digital Detox and Mindful Living

Today, let's talk about something we all struggle with: our relationship with our devices. You know the drill: endless scrolling, bouncing between apps, answering notifications like your phone’s your boss. It’s exhausting! I’ve been there, too. One moment, I’m looking up a recipe; the next, I’m deep in a rabbit hole watching “hot girl morning routine” vlogs or reviews of the trendiest Stanley cup dupes.

And then I’m left wondering, where did my time go?

But this isn't about making you feel guilty or telling you to throw your phone away. Instead, let's explore how to create a healthier balance between our online and offline lives.

Simple Ways to Start

When it comes to digital wellness, small changes can make a big difference:

Put your phone in another room while you sleep

Turn off non-essential notifications

Use grayscale mode on your phone (it makes those colorful apps less tempting!)

Set specific times to check social media instead of constant scrolling

Creating Phone-Free Zones

Choose spaces in your life where phones aren't invited:

During meals

The first hour after waking up

While having coffee or tea

In conversations with friends

Your bedroom (or at least not right next to your bed)

Mindful Moments

Replace mindless scrolling with mindful activities:

Take three deep breaths before checking your phone

Look out the window instead of at your screen during breaks

Notice the sounds around you while walking

Feel the warmth of your coffee cup in the morning

Observe the colors and shapes in your environment

Screen Time Swaps

For every digital habit, create a fulfilling alternative:

Instead of morning scrolling → journaling or stretching

Instead of bedtime TikTok → reading or gentle stretching

Instead of lunch break Instagram → eating mindfully

Instead of endless news scrolling → reading one quality article fully

The Art of Being Present

Practice presence in simple ways:

Notice the taste and temperature of your food

Feel the sensation of water on your skin while washing your hands

Listen to the sounds in your environment

Observe your breath for a few moments

Feel your feet connecting with the ground as you walk

Creating Better Digital Habits

Make technology work for you:

Use app timers to limit social media use

Schedule "do not disturb" hours

Organize apps by purpose, not habit

Delete apps that don't add value to your life

Move social media apps off your home screen

Reconnecting with Reality

Fill your offline time with meaningful activities:

Start a hobby that uses your hands

Have face-to-face conversations

Spend time in nature

Write letters to friends

Cook a meal from scratch

Read physical books

Practice drawing or coloring

Your Daily Digital Detox Plan

Start small with these daily practices:

Morning: Wait 30 minutes before checking your phone

Work: Take regular screen breaks (try the 20-20-20 rule)

Evening: Set a digital sunset time

Bedtime: Create a phone-free bedtime routine

The goal isn't to eliminate technology, it's to use it intentionally.

Today's Challenge

Choose ONE phone-free zone to implement

Try a 10-minute mindful activity instead of scrolling

Notice how you feel during and after this change

Every moment you choose presence over distraction is a gift to yourself. You don't have to be perfect, just a little more mindful each day.

See you tomorrow for Day 17!

♡ ☆:.｡ Keep glowing, babes! ♡ ☆:.｡ With love, Goddess Inner Glow.

[cheriladycl01]

I'm not scared! Colby Brock x MotoGPDriver! Reader Part 1

Plot: You made a tweet about Sam and Colby and were in a podcast and they brought up Sam and Colby where you talked about the paranormal and how it doesn't really scare you because you drive motorcycles at over 200mph.

A/N: This has been sat in my drafts for a while coz i was kinda scared to post it, coz its a new reach of people I'm looking for.

It started off with a silly little tweet you'd made in the summer break when you werent racing. You didn't feel like watching old F1 or MotoGP races and there was no movie that immedielty came to mind.

So you scrolled through youtube. At first it was a documentary about the ocean, and you had to switch it out. Which is how you came across a channel called Sam and Colby, two American boys who... well you didn't actually think they had a 'thing:

Your YouTube consisted solely of vlogs and car/bike videos that you did. That was your niche. However these two didn't seem to have a specific niche, you perused them seeing that they vlogged and did challenges and prank video and even back in the day were part of vine.

The most recent things they'd been sticking too by the looks of things were these paranormal investigations. They went to these haunted places with cool gear and filmed the experience. You were very intruiged as the paranormal was something you'd believed in just never interacted with.

After watching them bring people on, and be scared shitless you knew you'd boss something like this.

You were alone in your house, drinking which is where the tweet actually came from.

There was a lot of action from both fans of motorsport and YouTube fans. You of course got some hate from the tweet from the YouTube side and hence started the fued between your fans and Colby and Sam fans.

It wasn't until the podcast you went on that the duo took notice of you.

"So today I'm here in the studio with Y/N, now this I think is an intertsing podcast for both of us, because you've only been on Motorsport related ones so far correct?"

"Yes" you smile nodding. You'd actually been on a few podcasts as you really enjoyed talking to people and hearing their stories and being able to talk about your own experiences and hardships.

You started of with the generic motorsport questions, that were all angled at you being a woman in motorsport. Which you enjoyed as you knew getting to the position you had now was a hard hard feat you managed to overcome.

He then got onto more general questions about you life, which again you were happy to answer.

"I do have something that people asked me to ask when we first annouced you here and that was about the tweet with Sam and Colby?" he says looking to his notepad making sure he was keeping in his order.

"Mmmm, what about it?" you smile knowing this was going to be a thing.

"So you basically said along the lines of, if you were in a Sam and Colby video that you wouldn't be scared, why is that?" he asks tilting his head to the side.

"Well, not much scares me when i drive motorbikes at roughly 250 kmph. You know, I've come off those bikes and had my life flash before my eyes as I go into the barrier. One of my worst crashes nearly killed me, but I got back on the bike, one I healed and I won my first race back in Lusial. As part of the Red Bull family I've helped them with some crazy challanges, beat Max Verstappen in an F1 car and lots more. So i think it would genuinely take a lot to scare me!" you smile explaining your thought process behind your tweet and how you think you'd genuinely react.

"So I'm guessing you'd be like down to collab with them at some point!" he asks.

"Yeah of course, I know these things take time to plan so obviously you know with both our busy schedules it probably wouldn't be anytime soon, but you never know!" you grin and after a few more questions before the podcast ends.

It was around a week later, you were in your home gym getting some weight training in when a message dings up. You stop the current exercise your doing to check it.

It was an instagram DM from the Sam and Colby official account. You click on the notification to go onto the chat to look at what they'd messaged you.

Of course you immedielty replied. You exchanged numbers with both the boy's before Colby made a group chat asking when you were free.

It was harder to find times than you expected, the next time you all would be free was during your winter break from racing. Which was risky to confirm anything, especially to their fans as anything could happen to you in that time.

You agreed on a date and time to tell your fans.

The next step was you inviting them to a race weekend, you wanted to meet them but obviously didn't have much time between races. So you invited them to your home race at Silverstone in the United Kingdom.

They decided to make it a whole thing, where they explored some haunted places across England after coming to see you at your race.

You decided to meet them at the airport first and you couldn't hold in your nerves to meet them, you never had the best people skills which is probably why you went into the career path that you did.

You waited for them in the arrivals area, it wasn't too busy due to the time of the day, just a few business men in suits. You looked around for a board to see when their plane had landed, but could find one.

"Y/N?" you hear from behind you.

A/N: I don't know what the fandom's like on here, but I just like writing about cool situations that help with writers block for writing my book! If you follow me for F1 and General Motorsports this is me branching out my writing into another hyper fixation of mine that’s been around for a while!

[phantomrose96]

I've now started Pikmin 3 and Olimar's side mission vlogs are so funny to me.

Like the Koppaite trio are already on the search for this man, and any savvy Pikmin player already knows this means something horrific has happened to Olimar because of how the universe treats Olimar as a person.

And then you unlock Olimar's video logs. All of which he starts with a Middle-Aged Dad Too Close To The Camera angle on him which he never fixes. His very first words are "Hocotate Freight is back in massive debt due to reasons that aren't the President's fault... I say only because this is a company video."

He spends every video making as many under-handed jabs at the President as he can get away with. He starts every video with "I'm Olimar and I never tire of hunting for treasure on this planet" with the ("I say only because this is a company video") implied under his breath. He roasts Louie's incompetence. He complains about the budget space suits they've switched to, which I think counts as inflicting genuine trauma on a man whose entire month of castaway survival on this planet had hinged on the non-failure of his space suit's life support system. He's cold. He's broke even after committing all the atrocities for his boss. His coworker sucks and his boss is a dick. He took a vacation once in the last 5 years and that vacation ended with him learning how to kill remorselessly. No one saves him but himself. No one helps him but himself. He's the world's most underappreciated salaryman. He spends all his logs talking about how much he misses his family and how much he wants to get the fuck out of here, in the civilest and politest and "because this is a company video"est way he can. He's interrupted in every single video by Louie getting Pikmin slaughtered on camera and Olimar just watches the gore and violence as if witnessing a mild inconvenience because he's dead inside.

And he finally makes it to the final vlog where he says "There's a big treasure haul in here, and once I get it I'm giving my boss three games' worth of pent-up middle fingers and then going on a year-long vacation with my family" only to then be cut off as he's torn from the ground by a nightmare creature whose only goal in life is to be a living Saw trap.

Why the fuck does Nintendo keep doing this man like this.

[readychilledwine]

Crush

Summary - Deciding to take a yoga class may have been the best decision you've ever made

Warnings - plus size reader, discussions of gym culture and health

A/n - fic 3 for @cassianappreciationweek day 7! We get NSFW from here 💕

🗡Cassian Masterlist🗡Master Masterlist🗡

The clang of weights was almost as annoying as the front desk girl staring at you. You hated gyms, hated the judgment that came with walking into one, hated the way people stared at you as if you weren't the ideal person to actually be at a place for improving yourself. 

“Look,” you interrupted her politely, “I am fully aware I am paying more to take this class because I don't have a membership. Considering I'm just trying out this fitness thing, not really interested in spending $100 a month just then also pay $80 for the one class I'm interested in taking.” Her smiled dropped slightly as she just nodded and took your card, finishing your sign up for the yoga course you and 3 of your closest friends were trying. 

You knew she was just trying to meet her numbers, but it was something from gym culture you hated. The constant pushing to join their cult and have access to “everything” instead of just being able to pay for the classes you were interested in was crazy to you. The way gym culture pushed looking a certain way to be considered healthy and attractive also bothered you greatly. 

Health had to do with more than just the numbers on the scales. It had to do with your mind, your soul, and that was what you were here to work. Your mind and soul, and if you happened to gain some muscle strength from yoga, that was just an added bonus. You were all wanting to try yoga as a form of stress relief, relaxation, and self care.  No pressure, no expectations, just fun. 

The four of you were all laughing as you headed into the gym, not even bothering to stop and look at anyone or anything going on. In your mind, it was just a scene you'd watched hundreds of times. Ripped men showing off their muscles, gym girls vlogging their “workouts” in outfits you never would be caught wearing. You were here for you, not for the show someone thought they could put on for you.

Cassian was in a squat rack, watching you through the mirror as he stood with weights resting on his wide shoulders. You were the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Every curve, every strand of hair. You were perfect in his eyes. Rhys followed his glance before grinning, “That's my assistant. Y/n!” 

You glanced up, instantly waving at Rhys and he waved back. He motioned for you to come over, “Hello, darling. What brings you here?”

“Yoga,” you shrugged. “Trying it for stress relief. Mean boss and all!” 

Rhysand laughed at your response, eyes sparkling, “You brought water?” You nodded to him. “Good, that room gets way too hot. I admire the yoga classes, but I can't do it. Oh! By the way,” he motioned to Cassian, “this is my brother, Cassian. You know Az from security.”

And that's when it began.

Two months. Two long months of you and Cassian trading no more than your names, smiles, and slightly flirtatious banter and digs at each other when you would cross paths at the water fountain. 

Today was his day, though. Today he'd finally ask if you wanted him to help you workout, and if you said no, he'd offer dinner instead. Rhys had been forced into telling him every detail of your life. He knew your favorite color, food, how you took coffee. He felt like he knew about you, but now he truly needed to know you.

He needed more than glances that left you blushing. Needed more than you making him go home and spend his night staring at the ceiling in his empty bed wondering if you liked him the way he liked you.

Today was his day. He knew it as he kept glancing at you.

Two months had sucked you into your own version of gym culture, and while your goal was still more the stress relief, you had to admit it was fun watching your booty get even better. You had to also admit deep down that you had other reasons for coming to the gym outside of yoga class, though. That reason was 6’5”, dark curly hair, swirling tribal tattoos, and looking oh so delicious in his black shorts today.

You reminded yourself you were mainly here to focus on you. To get yourself into your head space and earn the snacks waiting for you at home, and zeroed in on the goal of reaching 10,000 stairs by the end of the week.

You were deep into your workout and in your own world when Cassian approached, admiring each jiggle not so secretly, “So y/n.”

“MOTHER F-” you cover your mouth, slapping the emergency stop button and feeling his hand instantly stabilizing you by touching your back. “You scared me!”

“I can tell,” he chuckled back. “I was just wondering if you wanted to try free weights with me today? I spot you? Teach you some stuff?”

I blinked at him, “Really?” He nodded almost boyishly, a playful grin on his face. “I can't spot you, though.”

He motioned over her shoulder to your boss and Azriel, “They exist still. Unfortunately.”

You bit your lip, knowing you'd look so out of place beside the 3 of them. “Cassian, I don't really work out to be-”

“You work out to take care of stress and eat whatever snacks you want. I know. Rhys told me. You'll get tired of cardio soon, so learning another area wouldn't hurt.”

You glared towards Rhys, “Traitor.”

“Is that a yes?”

You sighed and nodded, wiping down the handles of the machine you were on before letting him pull you over to Rhys and Azriel.

One workout became two. Two became twice a week. Twice a week became him coming over and enjoying snacks and a movie. Snacks and movie became dinner with Cassian at an expensive restaurant with Rhys, his wife, Feyre, Azriel, and his possibly girlfriend, Nesta. 

The table was silent as Cassian ordered a fairly unhealthy pasta, ate bread with you, and then shared dessert. It had been so long since they watched him genuinely enjoy food. “Cheat day,” he said casually as Azriel raised a brow at him. “I'm trying to mix y/n's work out to eat what she wants into my lifestyle once a week.” 

“He seems to like our snack and movie nights,” you glanced up at him, to you just admiring the way he smiled. But to the rest of the table, it was clear the gym crush you two shared was becoming much much more. Azriel slipped Rhys money under the table, conceding that he had won the bet. 

“Y/n told me a lot of research shows a cheat day is actually better for you than 7 hard days,” Cassian took another bite of the melted chocolate fudge brownie. “So we have a cheat day now on Sunday. We call it Sinday.”

“We still do a light walk,” you offered as Rhys looked confused. “But more of a “find some wilderness and explore walk than follow this beaten path one.” That dinner turned into many more. It turned into meeting each other's families. To merging friend groups. 

No activity you two tried topped the gym together. Especially after Cassian built and began running his own. His gym was built to cater to those who'd never felt welcomed. One way windows so the people inside could look out, but no one would see in. A mirror room dedicated to progress selfies to stop people from capturing a stranger in their pictures, a strict no bullying policy. He had made a safe haven for those who were serious about their workouts, and those who were just starting, and you could not have been more proud, especially now that you were teaching yoga and hot yoga classes there.

You two posed in the mirror, sweat dripping down him as he flexed and you kissed his cheek with your leg popped up, waiting for the camera to click breaking the no selfies on the main workout floor rule.

“Gross,” Azriel yelled. “Focus on training you two!”

“Yeah, yeah,” Cassian shot back. “I'm coming. Enjoy yoga, baby.”

“I will. Snacks tonight?”

“Absolutely,” he answered. “Those little no bake cookie balls would be so good."

"Oh, yeah. We'll pick those up!"

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