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bookwyrminspiration · 1 year ago

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

#executive dysfunction #shitpost #every day I get stuck in waiting mode for SO LONG and SO MANY TIMES #that one time I tried adhd meds it fixed it but then I. was like no I am going to be scared and not continue taking it <3 #and also. I simply did not like the psychologist and did not want to have to go back #so. rawdogging the world <3 #man if I could start a task right now...then you'd see...then you'd all see....

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m3bl3kuch3nn3 · 11 days ago

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I'm sorry

#every time they say this line I keep thinking about this joke #fanart #kai ninjago #lego ninjago #my art #artists on tumblr #hehe #art #ninjago #ninjago kai #lego ninjago fanart #kai lego ninjago #ninjago nya #nya ninjago #shitpost #i'm sorry #hehe funny #digital art #hehhehe

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ratbakes · 4 months ago

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Rat shitposting

#svsss #luo binghe #shen qingqiu #mxtx #this is just the plot of the book #shen qingqiu wifebeams every man within a 5 mile radius #shitpost

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adobe-outdesign · 4 months ago

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#don't hug me i'm scared #dhmis #dhmis series #red guy #lesley #outdeisgn posts things #I don't know what it is about DHMIS that makes me want to apply every shitpost on this hellsite to it #greatest hits

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everwalldigan · 6 months ago

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(Bruce has been brainwashed. Again)

Tim: hey man, I think you got him

Dick, letting out all his pent up rage: YOU WANT WHAT HES HAVING??

Tim, backing away: nope

Dick: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT.

#silly #random hero who doesn’t know nightwing that well: how are you always so calm in every situation??#dick: I get to beat up my brainwashed dad every couple of months #hero: what #dick: what #is this a Gotham war reference who knows #source: TikTok #batman #dc comics #bruce wayne #dcu #batfam #batfamily #dc robin #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #red robin #shitpost

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bj-cuntycunt · 10 months ago

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#or whatever gul dukat says every episode he's in #gul dukat #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #deep space nine #star trek deep space nine #star trek shitposting

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bajablastflavoredsaxreed · 24 days ago

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bari saxthur got lucky in that kayne didn’t write him a part in The Wager so he didn’t have to go to the world’s longest and ugliest rehearsals

#malevolent #this is so stupid i’m sorry 😭#comic #fan comic #arthur lester #john doe #john doe malevolent #baja’s blasting #my art #shitpost #fanart #malevolent fanart #bari sax #bari saxthur #idk why this tickles me so but it rly cracks me up. john is SO MAD #malevolent part 1 #malevolent season 1 #procreate #malevolent podcast #nobody look at me i whipped this up in a three hour dash bc the vision hit #malevolent au #BARI SAXTHUR IS IN FACT CANON COMPLIANT! NO ONE CAN PROVE ME WRONG!#illustration #yes he’s playing moanin. imagine malevolent but with kick ass licks where faroe’s song would be. i am plagued by such beautiful visions #jarthur #can you guys tell i’m a band kid yet. malevolent marching band au when #i know he looks different in every panel i don’t even care. fuck my stupid baka life #tuba arthur next i can’t be stopped. drums arthur. like hit film whiplash but with more major character death. theraminthur.#hey google when did they come up with the theramin #do you think i could commission harlan to voice this. i can hear john so clearly in my mind

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bottle-of-harpoons · 5 months ago

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Headcannon: Silver is the whitest boi

Blaze made him a jumper because she's tired of losing him all the time.

#sonic the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #amy rose #comic #sonic comic #shitpost #artists on tumblr #fanart #sth #illustration #silly #i know this doesn't really work but let me have my fun #they loose silver every snow day #the ultimate camouflage #does this count as dadow?

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sweetmapple · 2 months ago

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Jonathan Sims’ fun steppe vacation

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unsung-idiot · 9 months ago

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way to ruin the mood

#i'm sorry lmao #gravity falls #stanford pines #bill cipher #billford #incorrect quotes #shitpost #digital art #my stuff #edit: people keep pointing out that bill would probably not be turned off by that fact #and yeah i agree that bill 'let me shuffle all the functions of every hole in your face' cipher would probably not be bothered by that lol #this is just supposed to be a dumb joke so don't think too hard about it hahaha

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 1 month ago

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*glancing back at my childhood in the rearview mirror* and what the FUCK was up with my mom always signing me up for Activities

#not a shitpost #is that just like. a normal parental obsession?#my offspring must engage in EVERY ACTIVITY CONCEIVED FOR THEIR AGE GROUP #singing piano theatre dance FUCKING swim team basketball soccer softball tennis art classes pottery so many summer camps #canoeing kayaking sailing hiking judo more swim team cycling a decade of being morally guilted into piano lessons tf was that about #volleyball gymnastics track and field chess fencing archery karate taekwondo more theatre ultimate frisbee kumon camping rock climbing #and mime camp that one time.#ALL MY EXHAUSTED AUTISTIC ASS WANTED TO DO WAS STAY HOME AND READ #proud to say i remained true to myself as a deeply unartistic untheatrical unathletic bookworm #the miracle is how long i held on before the crash-and-burnout #PARENTS STOP DOING THIS TO YOUR KIDS

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anbaisai · 2 months ago

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Mayu: Why, what does it mean... Ace: It means let's be friends

ace trappola if he were filipino (inspired by @viperbunnies's swagapino ace post)

#my art #twisted wonderland #twst #ace trappola #oc #twst oc #shiokawa mayu #ace trappola x yuu #acemayu #every acemayu post i make is a shitpost and i think thats great #accidentally drew ace too tall but whatever #proportions are hard in my semichibi style #this ones for my ph followers and moots #also thank u tato for TLing

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sasuke-naruto · 3 months ago

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Naruto and Sasuke 🤍

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scholliski · 3 months ago

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what’s crazy to me is that Andrew heard Jeremy picks people up at clubs by offering them a lighter and instantly clocked that Jeremy was gay because that’s exactly how he seduced Neil… like oh. you want to give out cigarettes? and lighter fluid? for someone in hopes that they will want you? gotta be gay. or so Andrews hypothetically heard ..

#imagine me going 🤨 after every question mark for more immersion #tgr spoilers #tgr #the golden raven #aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #jeremy knox #jean moreau #jerejean #neil josten #andreil #the foxhole court #tfc #all for the gay #aftg shitpost #shitpost #1k

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violent138 · 3 months ago

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Jason, hearing something rattling in Dick's modified car: *focused on the bad guys*

Jason, remembering whose car this is: "This thing has safety measures right? Like airbags and shit?"

Dick, focused on the road, destroying a mailbox as he takes a corner: "What?"

Jason, deciding probably not as the seatbelt snaps off: "I'm all for throwing away one's life or whatever, but you're on another level, you could get taken out by anything!"

Dick, mildly alarmed from the snippets he can hear: "What?"

#Just a shitpost I'm sure car loving and insanely detail oriented Dick Grayson has blended every conceivable safety and protective measure #Along with a need for speed #Shitpost #Textpost #Dick grayson #Nightwing #Jason todd #Red Hood #batfamily #personal

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r-aindr0p · 4 months ago

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Here we go again... On today's menu, rice noodles and yuu- I mean shrimps !

#Twisted wonderland #culinary crucible #twst shitpost #azul ashengrotto #ortho shroud #leona kingscholar #jamil viper #idia sroud #rook hunt #yeah got these three together with a basic ingredients meal #If 0 was possible that's what they would've given tbh #at least Rook was more enthusiastic with the exact same meal- merci frère #even sebek gave a 4 for a low tier meal #but that's maybe because someone at diasomnia cooks up monstrosities every once in a while and this is decent in comparison #glad I didn's miss this one I barely participated on the last one bc no time for it ;-;

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