listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN
I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.
I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.
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Gale: From young age I could cast spells with absolutely zero training or studying like most other wizards 💅
My Tav, a sorcerer:
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Me and my mom were wizards and we had a wizard duel on top of a train because she stole my goddamn blueberry muffins.
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strongly dislike the idea that harry would become an auror after the war. give the boy a break. he deserves to live in a little cabin in complete isolation for a few years to discover himself
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moving to a city with public transport after driving your entire life & also having bad bad time blindness or whatever is wild because every time i go anywhere Without Fail i think i can move faster on the scheduled, consistently paced trains than gps says i can. and of course i’m wrong about this but maybe we should give it a go one more time
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A wizard that is a sloppy bitch that writes all of his scrolls on scrap paper like bubblegum wrappers and notepads from hotels we stayed at months ago. He doesn’t have his shit together, but he has got really good at writing and drawing on tiny surfaces.
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I'm sorry, Gale in armor is just so... Gotta make sure he doesn't wander off and get tempted by magic artifacts, so I weigh him down with full plate armor.
i'm sorry this is so stupid 😂
i love the idea of heavy armour being like a weighted blanket chilling him out when the hubris gets too big.
Or a leash...
both are good.
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