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[lurking-in-asphodel-fields]

hey tumblr have a QOTD: what color would you say your gender is? can't say blue for boy or pink for girl(you can use those colors but have a better reason)

[sleepyminty]

Timebomb-Jayvik dynamic is so funny bc we have:

Begrudgingly acknowledge each other despite that one time Ekko haggle the fuck out Jayce and Jayce accidentally polluted the underground

Two strikes and they started throwing slurs at each other

[herodzn]

is this canon or what

[cornflowersisblue]

Mr Crawling is such a cutie, isn’t he?

hehihi ^^

[sunny-sourzii]

The beasts say in unison

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Most anime: The popular girl fell for the nerdy guy because it turns he has a heart of gold, which she really likes. The nerd melted the popular girl’s icy heart. Even though no one noticed him, she always noticed him. There was just something about the nerdy guy that made the popular girl fall in love with him. Even though the nerdy guy just played video games and kept to themselves most of the time, the popular girl fell for him because he was nice to her once.

DanDaDan: The popular girl falls for the nerdy guy because she’s a fucking weirdo too. Even the main female protagonist is weird af. All the main characters are weird.

[maglorslostsilmaril]

aragorn needs to be 10x weirder in all tolkien content. he’s too manly for elves. he’s too elvish for men. he roleplayed his crush’s grandpa, and then married her even though they were kinda siblings by adoption. he deals with his feelings by singing. he’s a horse girl. he was raised by elrond peredhel. he had the weight of the world placed on his shoulders when he was still an emo teen. everywhere he goes people think he’s lowkey a freak. let him own it.

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Very funny that the Toby Fox Multiverse Games have twice pulled the musical-storytelling-tool of having two former-partners where one still has elements of the other's Leitmotif in one of their themes to symbolize their connection and the similarities that still remain despite their separation…

But Undertale did it with Toriel and Asgore.

Arguably the two most important Monster characters in the game, whose relationship is an integral part of the game's overarching narrative, and the tragic downfall of said relationship is heavily related to the game's core themes, who act as the 'Gatekeepers' for leaving the game's Tutorial and entering the true 'endgame' respectively, two tragic and heartfelt characters whose fights are so serious they literally shift the game into Serious Mode…

And then Deltarune does it again with these two fuckers.

[aria-greenhoodie]

WOE, EXTREMELY LOW QUALITY ASSORTED FIDDLESTAN AND FIDDLEAUTHOR DOODLES BE UPON YE

You can click for quality, but these are really low res so don’t expect much 💀

[rosegolden13]

Yes, I want to be his neighbor. Of course I want to be the stripper at the club he owns. I want to be his fated omega. I want to be his co-worker. I want to be his doctor, his arranged wife, his enemy, his childhood friend, his kid’s babysitter, his girlfriend, his wife, his ex-wife, his barista, his soulmate, his strange cryptid, his favorite blood bag, his divorce attorney, his pr relationship, his boss, his secretary, his sugar baby, his... I think you get the point.

In all universes, physical forms, and realities, I want that man.

[lurking-in-asphodel-fields]

that seems. a little excessive

[fractangle]

breaking: lil nas x to rebrand as lil nas twitter

[leeseechkeens]

Ford knows exactly what to do when Bill’s freaking out :D

Audio from Sam and Max

[lullamiine]

Ramshackle dorm got a new member‼️‼️‼️

Bonus:

[angelwishess]

tfw your own mom tells u to lock in

[married-to-google-translater]

Malleus who wants to know your name ↓

Mc who knows about folklore ↑

This will be the most intensive staring contest lol