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Here Be Bats
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Mostly BatFam stuff (mostly Tim, I like Tim) | Genderless void
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thesecretdcblog · 3 hours ago
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Some things never change
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thesecretdcblog · 6 hours ago
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based off this ask!
And these are professional vigilates, folks
they were grounded for weeks
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thesecretdcblog · 7 hours ago
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Tim Workshopping A New Vigilante Identity:
Civilian: You saved my life. Who are you?
Tim: The name's Evan.
Civilian: Evan...?
Tim: Evan... Escence
*Bring Me to Life chorus starts blasting*
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thesecretdcblog · 1 day ago
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Tim: I started taking edibles at night, these chocolate covered blueberries, to help me sleep - because if I'm gonna be a drug addict I'm gonna have a treat
Tim: And at the beginning I was so nervous about becoming a "druggie" that I would cut them in half, and just nibble on half. Until I got sleepy.
Tim: Do you know how afraid of your own personality you have to be, to be hunched over one blueberry - the smallest of the fruits - with a plastic knife from Taco Bell like "Ooh be careful. You don't want to be fun to hang out with."
Dick: *horrified noises*
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thesecretdcblog · 1 day ago
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spiderman kisses
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thesecretdcblog · 1 day ago
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POV: You're a gothamite and interrupted their little batfamily chit-chat session.
Art by Dylan Burnett (Instagram: @dylrburnett)
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thesecretdcblog · 2 days ago
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I mayhaps am obsessed with Spirit and the books by Kathleen Duey so logicaly I had to start turning the Batfamily into Wildhorses. Also my first time trying out gray scale, so yay.
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I tried to find coat colors I felt would fit and then used the white markings to reference their suits. So we have Alfred's Butler uniform, Batman's yellow belt and the bat symbol, Nightwing's blue stripes that go down his arms, Red Hood's red helmet, Red Robin's insignia, Robin's yellow cape.
Hope I did these six somewhat justice. I'll probably work on the rest of the Batfamily tomorrow or some other day. Suggestions are always appreciated.
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thesecretdcblog · 2 days ago
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I haven't seen a fic like this yet but imagine a reverse robins fic where 0.02 seconds after meeting Dick and hearing about The Incident, Red Hood!Tim is just like "hey do you want me to kill that guy for you?" to baby Dick
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thesecretdcblog · 2 days ago
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I haven't seen a fic like this yet but imagine a reverse robins fic where 0.02 seconds after meeting Dick and hearing about The Incident, Red Hood!Tim is just like "hey do you want me to kill that guy for you?" to baby Dick
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thesecretdcblog · 2 days ago
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thesecretdcblog · 2 days ago
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English vs Western horse sports TimKon enemies to lovers send tweet
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thesecretdcblog · 4 days ago
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Duke HATES being woken up. Naps, dozing off, fully asleep, it does not matter. If he's gonna be awake he'll do it himself. The batfam learn this very fast.
It is 3 am. Duke just had the worst day shift of his life. Sleep is his only escape from how much his body aches. Then his phone rings.
Duke: Motherfucker Batman better be in hell and every member of the batfamily better be down there trying to get him back what do you want?
Jason: Woah there sunshine. No need for such harsh words.
Duke: I will dig your mom up, bring her back, and kill her myself Todd WHAT??
Jason, loving it: Jesus.
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Duke asleep in the middle of the floor after school.
Bruce making the mistake of trying to shake him awake: Duke you really shouldn’t sleep on the floor.
Duke: if you touch me again I will blind you Wayne.
Bruce: I– excuse me?
Duke: I will take away your ability to perceive light. Forever. And no kryptonian nor Amazonian will ever fix it. I am the deity of light and dark. Master of shine and shadows. LET ME SLEEP
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thesecretdcblog · 4 days ago
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big sister and little brother.
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thesecretdcblog · 5 days ago
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this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic
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thesecretdcblog · 5 days ago
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Tim: I stopped going to therapy and instead asked the piano man to sing us a song tonight
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thesecretdcblog · 5 days ago
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Problem: Team is low on funds.
Solution: Create a reality TV show for money.
Problem: No one is allowed to know that Robin exists. He is still an important member of the team though.
Solution: Robin creates a fake id, that's bald with tattoos, and calls himself Mr. Sarcastic.
All is well.
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thesecretdcblog · 6 days ago
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i spit on people who think tim hates dick
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