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REAL LIFE DICK GRAYSON 🇷🇴 🎪

Here on Tumblr you can see a lot of actors who look like real life Dick. But I have found a guy more coalfield then any of them.

So a circus is visiting my town, and a friend of mine and I decided it would be fun to go. I was expecting acrobats off course, but what I wasn’t expecting was that one of them would be the literal in body ment of Dick Grayson.

And not only is he an acrobat, he is an Romanian acrobat 🇷🇴

LOOK AT THIS

AND IN CASE YOU THOUGHT HE WOULDN’T STRIP

HE’S NAME IS MARIUS GAGIU AND THIS GUY IS DICK GRAYSON IN MIND AND SPIRIT. AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON IT!!!

Apparently he does pole dance too

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Pee pee

Jason: Okey what happened after you walked in on him?

Kory:....I don’t know....I kind of laughed....

Jason: Kory you can’t laugh at a naked man. And especially not Roy.....

Jason: .....Roy is delicate, like a flower.....

Jason: ....Like a chubby damaged flower..... Who hates himself.....

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Best friend

Clark: Bruce my be a broody arguant pessimistic emo of a best friend. But he’s MY broody arguant pessimistic emo of a best friend.

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“I don’t care if he says he’s committed, he can’t wear a leather jacket. It’s fucking June.”

-Bruce

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PTA Batdad

The only person higher on bruce’s enemy list then the Joker. Is Karen from Gotham Academy’s PTA meetings.

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Redheads

DC: *Introduces new redhead character*

Dick: *Breathtaking heavily*

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Lights

Selina: *dims the light*

Bruce: “Way did you dim the lights?”

Selina: “To save power”

Selina: “......”

Selina: “And I wanna suck your dick”

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Stalking

Dick (to criminal): YOU CAN’T STALK SOMEONE INTO LIKING YOU!

Tim (in the background): ........

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How did you get into this family?

Jason: I was dragged in to it

Tim: I forced myself in to it

Damian: I was left with it

Dick: .......

Dick: OHANA B****

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Headcanon

Bruce has split personality syndrome. He is either Brucei, billionaire playboy sunshine who was once seen dancing single ladies to embarrass Lex Luther. Or Bruce Wayne, Tired dad/father figure who adopts every orphan he sees. Or Batman, fearless, emotionless hero who can make anyone(except his kids) shit there pants by just looking at them.

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Cape & Ass

Do you think dick doesn’t wear a cape because he thinks it’s more practical without it or because he just wants to show off his ass?

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Bruce needs a break

Tim & Damian: *fighting on the floor for the fifth time this week*

Dick: *trying to stop them*

Jason: *standing in the back filming*

Bruce: