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*screaming in the distance*

Sirius: Was that a peacock?

Remus: How do you know what a peacock sounds like?

Sirius: You don’t?!

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So I’ve been reading ATYD and…

it won’t leave my head

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Harry *texting*: bet your animagus form would be a snack

Harry: Snake! i meant snake.

Harry: autocorrect.

Voldemort:

Voldemort: how did you get my number?

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If the Marauders were on

✨ Instagram ✨ 📸

(If this blows up I’ll make more)

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Potterheads be like: “We need less Harry and more side character content like Snape!” and “ooo we need more Snape. Like joining the deatheater flashbacks. He’s so layered!”

when Dr. Horrible’s sing-along-blog is RIGHT THERE.

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This is what we call the Oh Henry!verse. No matter how minor, there will always be a Henry and they will always be there to screw something up.

Thinking about how it's a running joke in gothic horror lit that there are a lot of important characters named Henry, specifically Henry Clerval in Frankenstein, Henry Wotton in The Picture of Dorian Gray, and obviously Henry Jekyll in The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, but Dracula notably doesn't have a Henry in the cast, not even among the one-off minor characters, but then my late-night galaxy brain was like, wait, if Stoker most likely drew heavily from Henry Irving as his inspiration, then Dracula himself is arguably a stealth Henry 🧐

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I love the idea of the Batfam wearing each other’s merch cause can you imagine that any place outside of comic?

Like Kylie walking in wearing a t-shirt with a jpeg of Kim K.’s face.

Or paparazzi getting a pic of Biden chilling in his living room with a bowl of cereal wearing a maga hat.

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SCREW THIS.

WHAT WAS THAT?!

After everything, the Gentleman Bastards end like this?! Dejected? Humiliated????

Kill Locke. Idc. He deserves it. But Bug and Jean didn’t deserve this. And the Sanzas had at least a few years left in them.

I’m done. I’m not picking it back up.

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Poseidon listened to the Cyclops saga and was waiting for his chance to sing along to the bangers

The way Poseidon mirrors Odysseus? Using his words? “I am your darkest moment’ ‘Remember me’? It drives me crazy. I know this was 100% intentional, and it’s insane.

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One Piece theories of someone who fell victim to spoilers:

Info I had - Oden died in the flashbacks. Yamato dresses and acts like Oden.

What I ASSUMED - Kaido, respecting Oden, took the body with him after the execution. Oden was so damaged by the boiling (cause of course he can’t be *dead*) that it was irreparable. Kaido, called his good old buddy Linlin extracted his soul with her devil fruit and put it into a child. Kaido called this kid his but kept him locked up alone on the island. So Oden has been living for over a decade, STUCK in this body, as the son of the pirate that killed him and waiting for his samurai to jail break him.

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One Piece AU based on the Glass Scientists comic where Luffy’s devil fruit has him switching between himself and Sun God while trying to run the Straw Hats. And just as things get bad he finds out Roger faked his death and is actually just a fraud who did one cool thing and got famous but makes fun of him for not being a “real pirate” like the older days.

Also Luffy and Law are gay and in love.

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It’s crazy to me how adamantly some of these people defend the constitution. Saying how the founding fathers gave them certain rights that’s shouldn’t be amended. Then they go around and pull stuff like this without even acknowledging the fact that many of our founding fathers weren’t even 25 when they wrote the constitution.

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Tell me I’m wrong

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Anyway… here’s some Wano memes

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Look… I know anime dubs back in the day used to be bad. Stuff like localising names, censoring.

But if wanting another dub season of Case Closed is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

@funimation give me back Jimmy Kudo you cowards!!

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POV: Perospero answering his transponder snail

*Pero Pero Pero*

…

*Pero Pero Pero*

*-LICK*