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DP X Marvel #7

Tony Stark had seen a lot of wild things in his life—aliens, Norse gods, sentient killer bots made by his own two hands—but nothing, nothing, could’ve prepared him for the day a literal ghost boy phased through the ceiling of Stark Tower and declared, “You’re my godfather now.”

Tony blinked. “…Did I drink last night?”

“No,” Pepper called from another room. “You’ve been sober for two years.”

“Right. Just checking. Then who the hell is this glowing child and why does he think I’m his godfather?”

Danny Fenton, age seventeen, half-ghost disaster and walking teenage trauma case, stood in the middle of the floor with glowing green eyes and the confidence of a raccoon that’s already tipped over the trash can. “Because I’m emotionally damaged and in need of a stable father figure who isn’t a power-obsessed megalomaniac with Oedipal issues.”

Tony stared.

Danny stared back.

Tony raised a brow. “Are you talking about your actual dad or—”

“Vlad Masters,” Danny spat like the name was poison. “He’s rich, insane, and wants to kill my dad and marry my mom. And I’m pretty sure he’s legally stalking me. So… yeah. You’re the anti-Vlad. Congratulations. You’re my godfather now.”

Tony looked like he was buffering. Then a slow, terrible grin crawled across his face. “…Hell yeah I am.”

And that was that. Danny Fenton moved into Stark Tower and the next day Tony updated the JARVIS files with: “New priority directive: Protect Ghost Goblin 1 (Danny Fenton).”

Then Peter Parker, long-suffering, perpetually confused, and not emotionally prepared for whatever was happening lately, stared as Danny literally walked through his bedroom wall and flopped onto his bed like they’d known each other for years.

“You ever heard of doors?” Peter asked, voice cracking slightly because holy hell the new godchild Tony was parading around was cute. Even if he looked like he hadn’t slept since the Cold War.

Danny ignored him. “Tony said I should ‘hang out with the spider boy’ because we’d be ‘trauma-compatible.’” He rolled over and stared at Peter upside-down. “Are you trauma-compatible, Peter?”

Peter looked to the heavens like they would help him. “I’m not emotionally ready for this conversation.”

“Cool. Me neither.” Danny pulled a full-size Fenton Thermos out of somewhere and sipped from it like it was a soda. “Wanna make out or emotionally repress things together?”

Peter sputtered. “Wh—WHAT?!”

Danny grinned with all his teeth. “That’s what Tony said you’d do. Panic adorably. You’re kinda proving his point.”

Meanwhile, Tony Stark was committing several war crimes from his living room.

“I’ve traced the GIW’s funding to three offshore accounts, two shell corporations, and one extremely sus Girl Scout cookie fundraiser. I’m calling in a missile strike in 3… 2…”

“Tony, no,” Pepper said without looking up from her tablet.

“Tony, YES.”

Tony had decided, rather quickly, that the GIW (Guys In White, a government ghost hunting agency that was somehow even more evil and incompetent than HYDRA on bath salts) needed to be permanently deleted from existence. Preferably with fire.

And when he found out that Danny’s biological parents had been working with them?

Tony sent Jazz a college fund with so many zeroes it crashed her banking app.

Jazz, who was nineteen, brilliant, and terrifying in the most Pepper Potts-coded way, politely declined Tony’s offer to adopt her.

Though she did let Pepper start mentoring her.

Within a month, she was managing several Stark subsidiary companies, speaking at conferences, and had already physically thrown three men out of boardrooms.

Tony watched her threaten a corrupt investor once and whispered, “That’s my girl—wait no, Pepper’s girl. Same difference.”

And then there was Dani.

Technically, Danielle. Biologically fifteen. Chronologically five. Personality-wise? A feral gremlin hopped up on ghost energy and sibling issues.

She and America Chavez met at a Stark Industries youth outreach event and instantly bonded over being “multiverse anomalies with authority issues.”

Now they were best friends, terrorizing New York and the surrounding dimensions like it was a competitive sport.

“DANI GET OFF THAT DINOSAUR.”

“YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU’RE NOT MY MOM.”

“AMERICA PUT THE SORCERER SUPREME DOWN.”

“HE STARTED IT.”

Stephen Strange started keeping antacids in his cape.

Meanwhile, Dani kept calling Tony “Iron Dad” and trying to hotwire the Quinjet for “ghost girl reasons.” Nobody could stop her. Nobody even tried anymore.

And then—as if the chaos weren’t enough—Dan showed up.

Danny’s alternate universe self, aged up to 21 because time travel is rude, and fused with Vlad in a Frankenstein disaster combo of trauma, rage, and nuclear hotness.

Dan was chaos incarnate.

He crashed through a multiversal rift during breakfast and immediately tried to flirt with Loki.

Loki, sipping tea in the kitchen, barely looked up. “You smell like war crimes and daddy issues.”

Dan purred, “You smell like abandonment trauma and repressed bisexuality.”

“Stop flirting with the Asgardian war criminal!” Jazz yelled from across the room.

“IT’S CALLED DIPLOMACY,” Dan yelled back.

Vlad, for his part, tried to retaliate by showing up at Stark Tower in a suit and monologuing about betrayal, destiny, and how Danny was meant to be his son/heir/lovechild/successor/whatever.

Tony tased him.

No hesitation. No words. Just taser.

Vlad hit the ground like a sack of sad midlife crisis potatoes.

“JARVIS,” Tony said cheerfully, “Put him in a cage. Have it labeled: Delusional Walmart Dracula.”

“Yes, sir.”

Later, Tony sold DALV.CO for one dollar to Pepper, who then dismantled the company in less than 72 hours and donated the parts to ghost safety research in underfunded schools.

Danny cried. “You guys are like… functional, emotionally regulated versions of the Addams family.”

Pepper patted his head. “We try.”

One day, Nick Fury called.

“I want an explanation,” Fury growled, “for why there’s a ghost child joyriding a helicarrier, a teenager that can rip holes in space-time, a clone spray painting ‘eat my ecto-butt’ on Avengers Tower, and why the hell Loki is apparently married to a fusion of two ghosts!”

Tony just sipped his drink and said, “It’s called found family, Baldy.”

Fury blinked. “What?”

“You wouldn’t get it.”

Peter, off-camera, shouted, “DANNY STOP TRYING TO PHASE THROUGH MY WALL I SAW THAT.”

“You can’t stop me, Peter!”

“YES I CAN, THIS IS A RENT-CONTROLLED BUILDING.”

“I love you too!”

And somewhere, across the infinite multiverse, Clockwork watched all of this with a sigh and a sip of tea.

He was going to need so much aspirin.

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mindless-finley · 6 days ago

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F4 x F1 Meet the crew! Info dump of this idea below the cut :)

I'm not a writer, and this is more or less just my notes and brainstorming. Hope you enjoy regardless!

In this world, the Fantastic Four are a superhero family and run an F1 team on the side. (Honestly could take place in main 616)

Even before getting his powers, he was a talented and popular racer. After he gets his powers under control, he decides he wants to continue his career. Johnny's heat immunity made him a great driver, but it also caused him to be much more reckless, and he often pushed the cars too hard. Teams started to see him more as a liability, even if he was undeniably talented.

Sue is still not the biggest fan of Johnny taking on racing as a career (that's her precious little brother) since he's just heat-proof, not superhuman/damage-resistant. She ends up speaking with Reed about the possibility of them starting their own F1 team with their company. Reed is ecstatic since he's interested in the research and engineering side of constructing F1 cars.

Thus, the Fantastic F1 team was founded.

Sue takes over the position of the team principal with all her years of experience managing Johnny's PR crises. She also occasionally chimes in over comms during races when she can see Johnny's losing his temper or is in over his head emotionally.

Reed becomes the race engineer since he enjoys the analysis, strategy, and research going into creating the best-performing car. It's another puzzle for him to solve, and he is definitely comforted that he can protect Johnny while he's being reckless on the track.

Johnny is initially reluctant for them to create their own team, feeling like it's a bit of a cheat. He wanted to prove that he's more than his connection to his family (Reed + Sue). There are some arguments early on. It takes a lot of communication, but Johnny eventually sees that they're doing this because they want him to race, just safely, and that they're doing this to support him in the best way they can.

Ben attends the races with Val and Franklin :)

Peter's there as a photojournalist (I haven't decided if it's a freelance gig or if it's for the bugle. He's there for my spideytorch-loving heart)

It's times like these when I wish I were a better writer because I want to read a fic of this so badly.

#f1 f4 #my art #johnny storm #human torch #peter parker #spiderman #marvel #spideytorch #fantastic 4 #ben grimm #reed richards #sue storm

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mindless-finley · 6 days ago

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Gadget Alliance

(marvel x dc)

Chapter 2-

The next day for breakfast Alfred made pancakes. Jason already left during the night, and a few others didn’t join us. After breakfast I wandered around and found a library that 100% was bigger than my entire apartment.

I looked around at the books before finding some books about art. I decided to start reading them as maybe MJ would appreciate the effort to learn her interests more? I looked around for any spare paper before trying to read the books.

After a while of many, many attempts Damian walked in and started to do his homework while slightly watching me. After a few hours of silence between me and him I manage to get one really good art piece, not the greatest but the best I can do.

I make a happy noise that sounds similar to chirping, Damian looks at me for a second. He could notice how bouncy I am. When I realized he was watching I used too much force with my hand and crushed the drawing.

The crushed drawing in my hands and just slump down and lay my head on the table. Damian just seemed confused and left the library.

I just sat there for a while thinking about my decisions in life. Was it all worth it? Should he just give up? Maybe. It took way too long to make the one. I didn’t hear as someone else walked into the library and just sat down watching me. What is with rich people and staring? When I look up Jason pretends to read some random book.

The man has a white streak in his hair and pretty green eyes. I shake my head slightly to stop staring before deciding to explore the manor some more. Listening to heartbeats I can hear someone follow me. Their movements are quiet but her heartbeat is still audible no matter how muffled it is.

Oh yeah her name is Cass. I met her yesterday. Oh yeah she is mute or something along those lines! I don’t mind her following me but she doesn’t need to be secretive about it.

I opened a room that's a gigantic gym for gymnastics. Holy shit this is like twice as big as his apartment. So obviously his first reaction is to climb shit.

—-----

Cass stalked as the ‘intern’ of their guest wandered the house and now in Dick’s gym. Silently watching as he climbs around things with inhumane ability.

She did not think the human body could do that. She silently snapped a photo and sent it to the GC.

Pink Fluffy Unicorns

Me: [image] Me: is that normal?

Bluebird: no. no that is not normal

Bluebird: I can’t do that no matter how hard I try.

McDuff: Jesus.

Goblin Man: I am about to start a fucking file on this boy holy shit.

Unicorn: Oh lordy poor peter gonna get stalked.

Goblin Man: :(

Money bags: Why is the gc named pink fluffy unicorns??

Money bags: Also that is very not normal.

Money bags changed the name to ‘Family GC’ Walrus changed the name to ‘What is wrong with Peter’

Money bags: Babs be nice you have yet to meet him.

Walrus: And yet I see him bending his legs in a way that is inhumane and not even a rogue (minus Killer Croc and Ivy) could do.

Money bags: …

Me: I will convince Peter to go to the Library when he is done.

Walrus: OK

Money bags changed the name to ‘Familial chatters’ Unicorn changed the name to ‘Pink fluffy unicorns’

Money bags: Steph why.

Unicorn: :)

(part 1)

#peter parker #spider man #marvel #spider-man #spiderman #damian wayne #dc comics #jason todd #duke thomas #damian al ghul #barbara gordon #bruce wayne #batman #batfam #dick grayson #fanfic #ao3 fanfic

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mindless-finley · 13 days ago

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some jasons and damians thats been piling up :]

(and tim and alfred the cat)

#jason todd #damian wayne #red hood #robin #dc #dc comics #batfam #my art

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mindless-finley · 14 days ago

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Gadget Alliance

(MarvelxDC fic)

Chapter 1-

Tony had asked me to go to a city named Gotham for some gala of sorts. I of course agreed because it was summer time and all my rogues were busy so it would be slow for a few nights.

His friend allowed him to stay at his manor. I brought a few extra pairs of clothes and my camera before heading off with Tony to visit Gotham.

When we got there Tony’s friend -Bruce Wayne- met us at the door. His butler showed me to my room which was as big as my living room back home. The butler soon leaves as I set my stuff down. Tony soon entered my room telling me to go and hangout with the Wayne kids, so I wandered off to go find them and Tony and Bruce talked about business stuff I wasn’t allowed to know about yet.

I wander around for a little bit where I find 3 kids; one my age, two that are 3 years older. The kid my age is watching as the other two play Mario Kart. I stood there for a second before sitting next to him. He looks over at me, “Oh you must be the child of Stark, who is here for business.”

“Oh, I’m not his kid, just an intern-” The other two looked at me as their game ended, “Why did he bring you if you are an intern???” the girl asked.

“I don’t know- he probably doesn’t trust me to not do something stupid while he was in Gotham or something-”

The boy my age hummed in response.

“Oh, yeah I am Peter by the way what's your names?”

“Tim.”

“Stephanie but everyone calls me Steph”

“Damian Wayne.”

Two other people walked in as well before looking at me, “Who is that?”

The taller one asks —Holy shit he looks similar to my dad–

“I am Peter, my ‘boss’ is here for business so I am here as well.”

“Ah well nice to meet you Peter, I am Dick! And this is Duke,” Duke waves at me, “I thought Bruce might have adopted another kid.”

Damian glares at him when he says that.

“Peter probably has parents waiting for his work trip to be over back home.” Steph replies.

“My parents are dead- I live with my aunt-”

Everyone but Damian makes a face before Tim mutters out ‘Holy shit we need to make sure Bruce doesn’t figure that out.’ He says it low enough to where most people couldn’t hear, minus someone with super hearing like Peter.

There was an awkward silence before Duke spoke up, “So… want to play some games with us until dinner?” I nod and they hand me a remote as the two sit down and get themselves a remote.

After a few games of mostly me winning the butler walks in to announce that dinner is ready.

“Thanks Alfred!” Dick says jumping up and over multiple heads much to Damian's displeasure. Everyone else gets up normally and walks to the dining room.

The room itself is probably bigger than his home. He sits down a bit farther from everyone else, Steph looks at him slightly confused but doesn’t say anything. A bit later two more people walk in, a girl with black hair, and a bigger man with black hair and a white streak in his hair. They both immediately notice him and the girl tilts her head.

“Oh that's Peter, he is the intern for the person Bruce has over!” Dick informs them, “Peter, that is Cass and Jason.” I wave at them and Cass waves back. Jason doesn’t respond and sits down at the furthest seat from everyone else, one seat away from him.

After a few seconds Tony and Bruce walk in talking. Tony makes a joke about it being a full house.

Soon Alfred walks in with food setting it down before walking off.

Tony throws headphones to me from across the table which everyone looks confused as I put it on.

“Why did you throw him a pair of headphones?” Bruce asks.

“Peter has hearing problems which means everything is louder for him so in order for him not to go insane while eating he has to have headphones to block out the noise, he can still hear us but not as loud as before.”

It seems they all accept that answer and move on. They are all chatting minus me, Damian, Jason, and Cass. Cass seems to be mute as she is signing instead of speaking. Damian will just glare at people and make noises and them if upset which he seems to be a lot. Me and Jason are more focused on eating.

After dinner everyone but Bruce, Tony, and Alfred were in the living room(?) We started to talk about different villains. I would say that they were weird but then again I fought a man in a Rhino suit so not as weird.

As the conversation went on I joked saying “If Batman and Spider-Man swapped places for a month neither party’s villains would be happy.” They looked at me confused before asking me to explain.

“Well Spider-Man is always talking and making jokes so that would annoy the villains who have a monologue and not only that he would try to ‘cure’ or help as much of them as possible like Killer Croc, only if they want to be ‘normal’ again though, and meanwhile Spider-Man's villains would be upset because Batman plans out things and never speaks. Which many of Spider-Man’s villains have armor so Batman would have to adjust to that and Spider-Man would have to get used to villains with no armor at all and since he has a no kill rule and already pulls back his punches he would try to pull back more but no matter what if he doesn’t pull back enough then he could accidentally kill someone.”

Everyone goes quiet because of that. Tony walks in and picks me up and just leaves. “Bed. Your aunt keeps texting me to make you go to bed.”

“Says the one who hasn't slept in 48 hours.”

“That’s different I’m an adult.”

“Man baby.”

He flicks me for that. He drops me off at my room. I decided to go to bed because I was somewhat tired after traveling, not because of Tony telling me to sleep.

[Ao3 post!]

#peter parker #spider man #marvel #spider-man #spiderman #batman #dc comics #jason todd #damian wayne #tony stark #bruce wayne #tim drake #cassandra cain #duke thomas #alfred pennyworth #stephanie brown #barbara gordon #first fic #finley fic

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