#<- vampire pun

[amygdalae]

i think abt how fun true blood was but then i remember what they did to Tara and have to go find an object in my room to snap in half

[savanir]

DP x DC prompt [7]

After biting Danny, vampire king Dick gleefully tells him that he now belongs to him, seeing as his bite made him his thrall.

However, beings of the Infinite Realms operate on a lot of Fae rules, and Danny Uno-Reverse’s Dick by telling him that he must now serve him because he ate from him without his permission.

Neither are willing to give up so they are going to have to find some occult lawyer to figure this out.

[liam-summers]

+ Bonus: deleted scene from the shooting script

[camiliar]

Monster valentines day cards for your little beast (Part 2)

[cat-cosplay]

Time to grab your fanciest hat.

[cuelovecrime]

I genuinely believe that the iwtv season 3 teaser is one of the best teasers I've ever seen. it's a behind the scenes of an interview with a drama queen/rockstar/self-acclaimed "actor", but it's also a lyrics video to one of his songs, intercut with him eye-fucking the camera and serving cunt. absolutely amazing.

[orbbo]

Dont know if Im late for the fanon swap but vampire Zed pls?

He makes games out of testing the limits and lore of vampires for sure.

[pharawee]

I smell great today. I'll allow you to smell me all you want.

[mimikyuno]

[the-punforgiven]

Alright vampires vs werewolves has been done to death, let's do things differently

(Better can be by whatever metric you think is most important)

[prokopetz]

I keep misspelling “metatextual” as “metatextula” today, and I’m not sure what kind of vampire that is, but I’m sure they’re absolutely insufferable.

[aquarines]

and louis indeed was, in more ways than one

[slothxio]

[purpldawne]

self inserts are great. some people have one they use for every media and i love seeing this one specific little guy people choose to represent themselves go on fun adventures and make friends with their favorite characters and fall in love with others. some people have a different insert for every media they ship from or even for every ship they have and that's??? honestly really impressive and cool how so many different things can represent a single person. sometimes they're fantastical and magical and sometimes they're just A Guy™ in Situations™ even if it doesn't really "fit" the media they're an insert for. and some of these designs?? SNAPPED my spine stole my bones yall are so talented

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

[cat-cosplay]

Vampire Hunters and Valentine's Day...

both so focused where Hearts are at Stake.