#'hold on. let me cook.'

[elias-bouchards-tenth-divorce]

grian and zedaph both independently coming up with the idea of vertical mining every day... they are not beating the Secretly Two Of The Same Person allegations

[lxnarphase]

stupidturo who makes you cum just by having it inside, he’s not even moving…

[thatbuddie]

tommy asking buck, “my attention?” before kissing him —> tommy observing the buckandeddie of it all during the bachelor party but buck kissing him in front of everyone during the wedding —> eddie going through whatever shannon related epiphany and breaking up with marisol in 7x09 —> eddie realizing things about himself and acting weird with buck —> buck not being able to shut up about it to tommy —> bucktommy break up in 7x10 with a “can’t you see, evan? it’s always been about eddie.”

[kissingfinelines]

watched The Dark Knight yesterday and as I was trying to sleep I could not escape a thought…

The way Harvey was so determined to bring justice but turned to other (less uh… moral) methods of doing so after his fatal accident REALLYYY reminds me of some Nanami AUs where he takes a similar route!

[harumichan12]

Oh my god I’m SCREAMING! HE'S BACK!!!

[angelellipsis-devilofdots]

sometimes i dont realize the true meaning of certain the amazing devil lyrics and then i pay really close attention to it. and then the weight sets in of what something like “i look at those secret worlds you call eyes” means and i just melt. that shit is profound

[lilacthebooklover]

me, looking at the most toxic, awful, horrendously unhealthy fictional relationship in the world: why can't i have what they have? :(

[slippy-socks]

omega + terzo and calliope + sister imperator are narrative parallels. btw

[rithmeres]

‘trigun is trinitarian’ thesis a big hit with the tumblr christians

[sillygoofyqueer]

Mo Dao Zu Shi but instead of Lan Wangji saving Wei Wuxian after the Nightless City Massacre, the Jin Clan (specifically Jin Guangshan and Jin Guangyao) manage to snatch him up while he's still in a daze. They say that they killed him when he tried to struggle during imprisonment but, similarly to Wen Ning, they just pretended to kill him and got some random ashes to pretend to scatter. They kept him locked up in a dark place, trying to force him into evil demonic cultivation things (not knowing that he's secretly continuing his projects, hiding everything in the most batshit places ever, from in his shoes to braided into his hair). Cut to thirteen years later, and bro is back with a Vengeance, ready to break free and wreak havoc with his new and improved techniques.

[dr-spectre]

Hey epic gamers, I'm currently working on a giant analysis blog about a certain element in the Splatoon series and I'm making good progress on it. I'm really excited to share it and its something I'm really interested in as I've done plenty of research into it.

It's about this thing that I have talked about before, but it still has been really bugging me and I wanna clear it all up in one big post that explains this thing that's in all the games, once and for all. Currently, as of me writing it, it's already my longest and most detailed post yet and I haven't even started the last segment on it.....yeahhhh....

I hope you guys enjoy it once it's ready!

EDIT: THE POST IS READY AND DONE! LOOK AT THE COMMENTS! LINK IN THE COMMENTS! STOP LIKING THIS POST! READ IT! grr...

(Image by frequent.squidsisters on instagram. They are the goat fr fr)

[airyelbreezy]

Mr puzzle headcanons because im thirsty :(

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(I have way too many images of him...I have over 100../srs)

• headcanons! •

He loves how short you are compared to him (if ur not short I don't believe you. Your NOT taller than him.)

He HATES rock or metal.

Classical music gives him a headache

His antenna on his hat are actually his (somewhat) ears :D

He can't ride a bike.

Does NOT take off his gloves.

Nasty bitch.

Wipes his screen every 30 minutes or so.

Has you see what he wears for the day, bonus points if you rate his fits in stars.

Sorry hut he loves ratings more than you.

Technically your his only friend.

"Uhuh! I have the bestest friend ever!!"

'Partner, puzzle.'

"EVEN BETTER!!"/ref

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Whines like a little bitch when you turn off the TV.

Will not apologize for his poor behavior.

Is not a good person, do not love him.

Okay maybe he is a little touch starved but you can figure that out!!<3

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-__-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-__-PHOTO DUMP.

Not even all of them.

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO REQUEST!!

[veinsfullofstars]

🐀 Big rat meet li’l guy ★

(ID: Kirby series fanart of Shadow Kirby hanging out and interacting with Storo. Top - Storo and SK standing side-by-side carrying hammers, the rat looking over in wide-eyed surprise to see the puffball proudly hoisting up a hammer almost twice his size in one hand, a blue-and-white rope headband on his head. Bottom left - Storo sitting on the ground, leaning back slightly on one hand and holding up a bashful-looking SK in the palm of the other, a though bubble over his head showing the image of a basketball. Bottom right - SK and Storo wearing chef hats and standing side-by-side at a counter, the rat pinching his fingers in a chef’s kiss pose and lifting a cloche to reveal a plate of tasty-looking omurice, the puffball gazing at the dish in starry-eyed wonder. END ID.)

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 (you’re here!) | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Compilation

Sketch started btw 12/23 - 05/24, render started 05/23/24, finished 05/25/24.

[4sh-n4]

Bruce Wayne, who can't cook to save his life but can bake better than even Alfred. The catch? He can only do it in the night after being awoken by nightmares. No one knows about his extraordinary skills other than Alfred and Dick, because everyone assumes that the baked goods in the kitchen are made by Alfred. Dick knows because when he was younger and couldn't sleep because of nightmares, he used to join Bruce in the kitchen and watch him work.

Dick Grayson, who is an absolute disaster in the kitchen because he keeps getting distracted, but give him a microwave and a dream and he'll prepare a solid three course meal that actually tastes decent. He's also an excellent cocktail maker, which is funny since he prefers to have his alcohol straight without any mixers (he still puts the little umbrellas in his glass though, don't be mistaken)

Jason Todd, who is an ACE in the kitchen because he refused to ever be helpless with food again after getting off the streets. He was going to eat, and he was going to eat WELL. Especially since he finally had the resources to be able to actually experiment with what he likes and what he can do with different foods, instead of just what's cheapest or most easily found. The one thing he can't do? Crack an egg with only his hands without getting any of the eggshell pieces in the food. He needs to use one of those little egg cracking tools. The thing that pissed him off the most about this is that the one thing Dick can do brilliantly in the kitchen, is crack eggs with one (1!!!) hand only.

Tim Drake, who is definitely not michelin star level (the Drakes had a cook for Tim's entire childhood so he never had to learn), but has learnt to sustain himself with instant meals and those little ramen packets. He somehow always makes them taste good though, adding toppings and making sure they are some form of nourishing, even if that just means adding a fried egg on top and calling it a day. He also knows the difference between all the different little types of tea that alfred likes to drink just by taste, and is the only other person in the house that can make a perfect cup (that is Alfred approved). It always shocks everyone else, because Tim is notorious for hating the taste of tea.

Cass Cain, who has no culinary abilities and does not want them either. Her skills in the kitchen start and end with making sandwiches. But whenever she goes out to eat, she always goes to a chinese restaurant and gets something that she hasn't tried before, because she was never introduced to any foods of her culture and wants to taste them all now. Oh, and she can do super complicated tricks with the knives, her and Dick have constant competitions about who can do the coolest thing.

Steph Brown, who lives off of takeaway for most meals, but can make better breakfast foods than most people in the house. Waffles, pancakes, bacon, eggs, toast, you name it and she can make it. Only if it is traditionally eaten before noon though. She also worked as a barista part time for a while, so she knows all the fancy coffee recipes.

Damian Al Ghul Wayne, who doesn't care to cook other cuisines, but taught himself how to make almost every middle eastern and south asian dish he could get his hands on, because it helped him feel closer to his home and his mother when he first moved in with his father. His fondest memories of his mother are of her feeding him his cultural foods and telling him about their origins. It was the only time they did not speak of work, or his training, but instead about what his father was like as a person, about the things his mother has seen on her travels over the years, about his maternal grandmother, about his interest in animals.

Duke Thomas, who can cook enough for a 15 year old but doesn't touch the kitchen of Wayne manor very often, not unless he's just sitting on the counter watching others or helping minorly. His memories are still fresh enough to bleed when touched and all his memories of him cooking in the kitchen have his parents happily dancing in the background on Sundays with loud music blaring through the walls as they teach him how to chop onions without crying or knead dough.

Alfred Pennyworth, who only had the most basic culinary skills when he began working for the Waynes, just enough to keep him alive when he was in the military, but was forced to learn how to cook when he was unexpectedly given custody of an 8 year old. He can cook better than most professional chefs in the world now, but he still hoards Thomas Wayne's old cookbooks like they're the only tangible part left of the man who once filled the halls of the manor, even though he knows that's not true. He'll pass them down to his grandchildren one day...just not today. Today, they're still his.

[grimsley-official]

It saddens me that Pokémon like Purrloin and Liepard are not as popular as other cat Pokémon… Hm, at least from what I’ve seen. It may stem from the that they’re Dark If somebody wins a battle, then, without doubt, someone else has lost the battle. That's the way of battle. A real warrior doesn't dash off in pursuit of the next victory, nor throw a fit when experiencing a loss. A real warrior ponders the next battle.

[saintlevrant]

TU... TUVELO!! PERIOOOODDD! 💅🏽💅🏽😫