#( barty crouch jr. )

[accio-sriracha]

So I'm trying a new thing where I generate 5 random words as prompts for a oneshot and-

Two of them are just his NAME.

[seekmemystar]

Once in every while my mind goes

"BARTY CROUCH

...

junior"

*smirk*

Like that guy from gob

Like so iconic for saying that

Such FLAMBOYANCY

My man been knew about Barty this way and that

[moonyswarmsweaters]

A public warning for Barty Crouch Jr to not do any crime as today is Bisexual visibility day and you are SEEN and EASILY SPOTTED so be careful.

[starlittragedies]

a lot of people tended to say that sirius and regulus looked alike, but the marauders and their friends never quite believed it. they looked much to different with one brother being so expressive with his facial features and the other wearing a mask that never slips.

it wasn’t until one day when barty had managed to convince regulus to pull a cute little joke on evan which then led to evan chasing them down the halls of hogwarts with nothing but murder on his mind. while running they managed to run into the posse of gryffindors as well as dorcas who was with them, and while passing, the group (bar dorcas) had to do a double take because the boy that had just passed them with a mischievous smile plastered on his face looked just like sirius.

[yourgalgremlin]

How the Slytherlin Groupchat Reacted to Pandora’s New Boyfriend’s Name:

Pandora: Can I bring Xenophilius? <3

Evan: idgaf wut it is as long as we can smoke it

Regulus: I’d say “bless you” but I’m certain whatever’s possessing you would object.

Barty: Is this a wizard? Or some magical woodland creature?

Dorcas: I’m Xeno-feelin’-it.

[zacshian]

Barty thinks handcuffs are accessories.

[logolepsy-babble]

[daliyla]

How come I still haven't seen any Joker and Harley Quinn au with rosekiller? What's this fandom doing exactly?

[ecstarry]

@rosekillermicrofic / freckles / 551 words / for @star4daisy i truly hope you like it babe, be gentle this is my first time writing them

“You two will not leave this room until you fill out that list. I am sick and tired of your bickering and fighting.” 

Evan and Barty did not have time to question their professor as she loudly shut the door and left them alone in an office with a paper sitting at the center of the table. They looked at each other and both of them quickly tried to grab it. Evan was faster but Barty loved to play dirty, he launched himself across the table and bit the paper out of Evan’s fingers. 

“Savage!” Evan snapped, yanking his hand back. 

“Prude!” A smirk spread across Barty’s face. 

“Just read the fucking instructions so we can get out of here, Crouch.” Two minutes alone with his classmate had been more than enough for Evan, he was desperate to finish their “bonding” session as quickly as possible.

His train of thought was interrupted by Barty’s laughter as he handed the crumbled piece of paper back. 

“I’m actually excited to see what you come up with.”

Evan’s eyes widened as he read the instructions: name three things you like about the other person. 

“This is stupid,” Evan argued, “You couldn’t even say one-”

“Your freckles,” Barty interrupted. 

Evan felt a blush creep through his neck as the boy in front of him looked at him with something resembling sincerity in his eyes. Just as the redness reached his cheeks he witnessed Barty’s teasing smile growing. 

“You’re fucking with me,” Evan insisted. 

“You are actually nice to look at when you’re not trying to make my life miserable, Rosier,” Barty replied. With the tip of his shoe he pulled Evan’s chair closer to him. “Your turn.”

“Fine. Your ass.” Evan muttered as his heart beat grew louder with the proximity of someone he had felt anger and absolute desperation towards for as long as he could remember. 

“I thought you were a gentleman.” Barty’s excitement only evoked more confusing emotions on Evan. 

“Your turn, Crouch.”

“Fine, you’re kinda smart when you want to be.” Evan once again searched for the signs of sarcasm behind Barty’s dry tone, but there was nothing. For the first time there was no deceiving intention behind the boy’s gaze. Evan’s heart was racing at a concerning speed as his mind tried to make sense of why Barty’s flattery was getting him flustered. 

“What is your endgame here, Barty?”

“I got bored of our little game we’ve been playing.” Barty leaned closer to Evan’s face and grabbed the collar of Evan’s polo shirt with his index finger. “I want to play a new one. Your turn, princess.”

The last words echoed in Evan’s mind. He couldn’t think. He wasn’t thinking. He threw himself towards Barty’s lips and pressed them together. They were soft. Barty Crouch had soft lips. Oh. Evan had kissed girls before, even a boy once, but nothing came close to this. Barty had one hand on Evan’s face and the other hopelessly holding onto Evan’s shirt. Soft moans echoed in the small room as they learned new ways their lips could communicate. He would continue to fight with Barty every day for the rest of the year if it meant he would end up here, under the undivided attention of this boy. 

He liked this new game.

[cukrkandl]

currently obsessed with the idea of barty having really fine freckles that you can barely see unless you're super close and evan realizing when they get together and saying they're really cute and making barty all flustered bc he lowkey hates them

[sunmoonyandstars]

evan proposing to barty

[seekmemystar]

Marauders/skittles and the potter parent they had a crush on (even if they met for the briefest time idc):

Remus: Monty

Sirius: Euphemia

Peter: Monty

Marlene: Euphemia

Lily: both

Mary: Monty

Barty: Monty

Evan: Euphemia

Dorcas: both

Pandora: Euphemia

And Regulus on Monty ofc :)

[moonyswarmsweaters]

When I say smart Barty this is what I mean

Evan: What's your blood type?

Barty, bleeding out: How would I know?

Evan: How would you not?

Barty: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Regulus: You don't know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?!?

[theres-an-endless-starry-sky]

Both James and Regulus forget to hydrate all the time, surprisingly it’s Barty (“ drink the water regulus I swear to Merlin”) and Sirius (“this skin doesn’t happen naturally!” Before aggressively back tracking) who reminds them

[yourgalgremlin]

Barty & Evan’s initials being B & E.

B & E being slang for Breaking & Entering charges.

Coincidence? I think not.

[zacshian]

Regulus: Calm down.

Barty: I am cummed.

Evan: All over.