“Welcome to BatBurger. Home of the BatBurger. How may I take your order?”
“With a smile of course!” The Joker cackled as he pulled out a canister and threw it at the cashier.
“Nuh-uh.” The cashier deadpans before throwing the canister back.
“The fuck you mean ‘Nuh-uh’?” Joker yelled throwing the canister back.
“Don’t wanna.” The cashier replied while smacking the canister out of the air and directly into the Joker's hand.
“Why you little!” The Joker threw the canister on the ground and lunged at the cashier.
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“And what happened after that?” Commissioner Gorden asked the young man in front of him.
“He tripped.” The young man said with a shrug.
“Uh-huh.” Gorden hummed as he looked over where the body bag was being pulled out of the restaurant. “And the holes?”
“I guess the canister finally went off. It's such a shame really. I didn’t even get to deliver a decent punchline.”
“Right… And what was your name again?”
“Oh, it’s Danny. Danny Fenton. But you won’t be able to find me if you look me up.” The young man, Danny, said with a shit-eating grin.
“You know you’re not supposed to admit to going by a fake identity right?” Gordan asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Ya, but it is my real name. You just won’t be able to find it.” Danny said as he shifted his gaze to the shadowed figgier in the nearby alleyway. “Not even you, Big Bat. But you're free to try.”
“Hn.” Batman grunted before stepping back further into the shadows and disappearing.
“Why do I feel like you are about to be… and he’s gone. Why do I even bother?” Gordan sighed as he looked away from where the Bat vanished and back to where Danny was supposed to be. He grumbled as he put his notebook away and started for his car. His car, that now had a little green sticky note on it.
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Sonadow batjokes(??
I can't believe that I left Sonadow behind because I got obsessed with Batjokes, and now people are making fanarts of both ships combined(??
I'm gonna explode, I swear
I needed to do it and I can't hide how much I enjoyed it
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Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #130 - "Too Much to Lose" (2024)
written by CRC Payne
art by Starbite, Vadynea, & Jace Camedon
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Batjokes drawing based on this post by @distort-opia
Try to make a more simple style to looks like a child book.
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Spooky season is approaching, so here's a short comic for my Vampire!Batman AU I came up with a couple years back 🦇
About: Mad scientist Jack Napier is dying of a mysterious illness. Determined to end his life with a bang, he treks into the ruins of Wayne Manor, where the infamous Batman lives. But to both Jack's surprise and disappointment, the lone vampire has no interest in either killing OR turning him. Surely with some persistence, he'll change the vampire's mind eventually... right?
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So I was rereading DitF and there's something interesting there.
Because Sheila sold Jason out to the Joker, and then while he beat the shit out of her child, she smoked a cigarette, refusing to look, already regretful of what she did.
It's clear, she cares more about herself than Jason.
But then, when Jason frees her, she doesn't just run. She stays to help him get out to.
Is it the guilt? Did she want to somehow redeem herself? Or maybe it was as a thanks. Because Jason saved her even when he was dying by her fault.
And I want to know. What is Sheila's deal? We know she did some illegal surgeries on women in Gotham, but what was that? She was working at a refugee camp. Was she there trying to do something good, or because it was a place she could hide easiest?
What's going on with Sheila Haywood?
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Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #130 - "Too Much to Lose" (2024)
written by CRC Payne
art by Starbite, Vadynea, & Jace Camedon
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