#AND I ASKED HIM
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when my card declines at therapy so they bring up that one time when i sat on a priority seat in the bus because it was the closest one and the bus started to move and at the next stop this old gentleman got on the bus so i asked him if he needed my seat and was going to stand up but he said no so i sat back down. then this guy came on the bus and made a sarcastic backhanded comment on how i should give my seat up and told me off (all this time the gentleman was saying how he didnt need the seat). i had no music because my phone was dead so there was nothing to distract me from replaying the guy's comment over and over again. and then a couple of stops later this other old guy who was getting off the bus turned to me and said how if i was his daughter i wouldnt get off as lightly and how ashamed he was of me and how the guy who berated me earlier had let me off easy. and by that point i couldnt pretend i was fine any more so as soon as he got off and the bus started moving i started just sobbing on the bus. and then a whole bus full of people just watched me cry.
#lenom yaps#congrats to all those on the bus youve just formed a core memory of mine and not a good one!!#i was like 15 dude#AND I ASKED HIM#MULTIPLE TIMES#anyways guess whos now scared to sit in any accessible places on public transport#this was also after i had gotten the bus the wrong way and just sat for like 10 minutes going the opposite direction of where i was headed#i was so done with the day then that happened :/#i had to go into a random cafe and pull myself together#the person serving me looked so concerned oops
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Don’t worry, bud, Bruce will get it eventually…
#I got an anon saying that dick figures out Clark’s identity first and just#yes definitely#I couldn’t reply to the ask tho so I hope anon finds this 🫶#I love the idea of comparing his body to a Dorito and it clicking like that 😂😂#but Bruce remains oblivious until one day superman smiles at him and it’s like “oh.”#oh. okay.#:))))))#my art#ask#KINDA?#superman#Batman#dick grayson#Bruce Wayne#Clark Kent#battinson#superbat
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it's extremely critical that you see the photo of the perp walk for luigi mangione as being propaganda. i've seen so many people wave it off and instead fawn over his looks. and trust me, i know it ended up being kind of pathetic and weird - but please don't brush it off as a "modelling opportunity" for him. it's a fucking terrifying message the police are sending.
i want to make a few comparisons here, in case you're not from the US or familiar with why the perp walk thing is something to pay attention to. just to set the groundwork for why this is a purposeful, unusual, and cruel act by the nyc police - for why this is not a common occurrence and for why that matters.
the prosecution alleges the show of force is due to the charge of "terrorism." for comparison, in june 2015, tsarnaev was found guilty for the boston marathon bombing, which killed 3 people and injured hundreds. his actions are considered to be an act of domestic terrorism. i have spent the last hour looking through google for pictures of similar to mangione's perp walk - and so far, i have found zero. i also just do not personally remember a moment like that, despite living in boston at the time.
they allege that luigi is a stone-cold killer who carried out a longterm plan, making him particularly dangerous. again for comparison: in nyc, recently cory martin was found guilty of the killing of brandy odom. the murder was planned and premeditated to steal insurance money. and yet no staged perp walk. why didn't her life matter enough for a "show of force"?
but mangione gets paraded by a veritable army of police officers as if he is a rabid animal. for a single citizen who allegedly killed one other single citizen, the "largest perp walk ever" occurs.
so what is the "strong message" that the mayor and the police were trying to send here? the mayor speaks as if mangione is already convicted of terrorism. there is a very thin number of people who feel threatened by the CEO's death. none of us felt like mangione needs to be under massive armed guard.
the message is that you shouldn't resist. they are trying to "make an example" of him - that if you behave badly and kill a single rich person, you'll be treated as if you killed hundreds of people. you will be treated worse than a man who was found guilty of terrorism. you will be considered guilty without trial. the message is that the rich are a protected class, and you cannot touch them without massive punishment. they are trying to prevent a revolution by showing dominance and force against you.
the message is that the police are a puppet of the wealthy and that the law is not equally applied across class disparity. it is "some are more equal than others." it is "one life is more precious than another."
the show of force wasn't for luigi. it was for us. it was a warning. they are trying to remind us who is really in control.
#i bring up tsarnev only bc i feel like people DID want blood. i lived in boston. people wanted to rip him apart.#i do not personally remember a moment where he was paraded around like that. and the fact we gave more dignity to him#than luigi .... is startling.#and i just realized last night i was like - i don't really remember a perp walk like that. maybe im misremembering#but i went to google and i was like. wait why the fuck was it so fucking big.#it WASNT a random act of terror. it WASNT to injure/kill as many as possible.#even if we consider it to be premeditated murder: when have we ever done this.#so brandy's life didnt deserve “a show of force?”#the mayor doesn't say ''our city wont stand for this'' when it's a planned murder for insurance money????#anyway . ur not immune etc etc etc#but i also wanted the comparisons in here in case ppl aren't from amercia etc#this ISNT normal or usual. this was overkill by like a million#on the other hand they gotta do this bc they're scared :)#i kept this bc i had ppl ask me not to delete this but i just felt like#it wasn't really poetry just talkin
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My apologies, Lady Normal. But where does you Eunuch come from?

#then when they opened the cage-thing so we could actually meet and tucker bodyslammed me to say hi LOL#and my mum had to pick him off me bc he was too big for 10yo me and i was gonna fall over#i dont think i could actually pick him up til i was like 11 maybe older loll#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#my doods#thanks for the ask!#askbox closed#he was so friendly in the adoption centre n surprisingly nice when he came home despite being stalked by a 10yo from 5am til 9pm every day#fealty/love at first sight LOL#10k
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Okay guys
#i don't wanna work a minute longer on this one i honestly started to hate it so im getting it out of my system as soon as possible#i have other Bilbo Baggins fanarts planned;)#also i dont care what anyone says Bilbo likes kids#hes a story teller he wrote the book for Frodo#maybe he got the idea from the young hobbits who have been a constant pesterers of his life asking him to tell stories about his adventure#i dont know i have a lot of thoughts on this but i cant write it down#not the best with words i am (as you can see from the dialogue lol)#anywaaaayss eat up Bilbo enjoyers#the hobbit#hobbit#bilbo baggins#tolkien#bilbo my beloved
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Turdus aficionados of Costa Rica please know I love your national bird but this is objectively hilarious
#Clay-colored thrush#memes#Costa Rica#birds#listen y’all I suffered to make this#my brother literally took a class in college called ‘soils’ so I asked him if clay is dirt or not#and I got a 20 minute lecture about how ‘dirt’ is an incorrect laymen’s term for soil so really nothing in the world is dirt#I said fuck that I’m calling it dirt
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some recent mc event stuff 🌸
#grian#grian fanart#geminitay#pearlescentmoon#shinyduo#scott smajor#smajor1995#oli orionsound#soupforeloise#bekyamon#mcyt#hc#hermitcraft#my art#eydidraws#OKAY THIS TOOK FOREVER#but <333 my skyblings and snailblings... i love them..#also unicorn scott goes out to the one person that asked me to draw him forever ago#also hopefully didnt butcher eloise oli and bek !! first time drawing them AAAA
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one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."
I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.
#example: a 'friend' in middle school told me I should ask a guy out. she said 'he'll totally say yes'.#he did not. which was the obvious outcome#but it took me years to realize that she'd said that hoping to fuel some drama for her own entertainment.#ANOTHER EXAMPLE#a guy in college approached me saying that he'd been seeing me around campus but was always too shy to talk to me#and that he really wanted to get to know me#so I was like wow 🥺 romance 🥺 and hopped into bed with him#and afterward I was like what do you wanna do 😊 should we see a movie 😊 should we go out 😊#and he was like nope. byeeee.#and I realized I got bamboozled into sex#total shocked pikachu face#I'm still not the best at this tbh. I'm like 'why would this person lie to me. lying is bad'.#anyway this is why I not looking forward to entering the dating world again#DONT BAMBOOZLE ME I'M GULLIBLE
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look at you, you're gorgeous!
#and nothing bad ever happened#this might've been what aziraphale imagined when he asked crowley to come with him#I have returned to tend to your wounds good omens fandom#hope this helps you heal#good omens#good omens 2#good omens spoilers#good omens fanart#good omens 2 fanart#aziracrow fanart#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands fanart#neil gaiman#david tennant#michael sheen#aziraphale#crowley#my art#digital art#fanart
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Human Bill Cipher
(Based on Alex Hirsch's "canon" design)
And just to be clear, writing dissertations at me justifying why he should instead be a conventionally attractive twink will involuntarily cause me to draw him with even fewer teeth.
#And also: i know#i know the mayor of halloween town. I know guys.#twink death dilf birth#bill cipher#gravity falls#boy oh boy im anxious about posting this here please be nice to me#“the design deoesnt fit the voice” ?? idk man like. what if it did though.#you can draw him! i dont mind#no need to ask (:
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Ok but does adult Dick still get star eyes when he sees Superman, as his hero or does he keep his fangirling low key now that he works along side him, as Nightwing?
(I love your art OP thank you for sharing your art with us!)

He keeps it professional on the field but the second superman is out of sight he reverts to fangirling.
#he’s valid for it#I would too#I love superman#the rest of the batfam judge him for it but they’re all the same with their respective fav JL heroes#ESPECIALLY Jason with Wonder Woman smh#Bruce gets all sulky when this happens#but little do they know supes is the same way whenever Bruce compliments him too soooo#my art#ask#superman#nightwing#dick grayson#Clark Kent#Jason Todd#Damian Wayne#dc#Batman#justice league#?#don’t know how to tag lol
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🩸 And Nothing Else Matters 🩸
part 2 - part 3
#arcane#arcane season 2#arcane spoilers#jayce talis#viktor arcane#jayvik#'love and legacy are the sacrifices we make...'#'i never asked for this'#i'm so absolutely hung up on this scene#this is what it took for jayce to see what was most important to him#but it was too late#i'm in agony#pidgy drew#digital art#artists on tumblr#tw: blood#tw: injuries#tw: violence
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I was absolutely befuddled when I saw someone say they loved your Eunuch so I went on your page and saw it was your cat and I was like "oh okay that makes sense now." I must say your Faithful Eunuch is exceedingly adorable.
LOL honestly it's really funny seeing how much tumblr loves my cat bc he has that effect on people irl too, including but not limited to the vets

#it's so funny vets who aren't treating him will come into the room to say hi to him n see how he's doing#and YES everything about my cat has to be fake-ass 16th century now#i need a tag for this i cant keep using adventures of normalgirl that's my Me tag#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#< ill think of smthn better eventually#thanks for the ask!#cats#my doods
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Dick, deadpan: You hid a racoon in your room.
Jason, crouched by a sleeping racoon currently sleeping on a pillow. Theres scratches all over his arms and legs. He doesn’t seem bothered: yeah? What ya gonna do about it?
Dick: Un-hide? The goddamn racoon in your room?
Jason: But I’ve named him.
Dick: Well, un-name him.
Jason: He’s Barty.
Dick: I don’t care.
Jason: …
Jason: We can use him to fuck with Bruce.
Dick: …
Dick: Would Barty like some food?
#Dick walking into Damian’s room: I’m not even gonna ask.#Damian curled around a possum. He’s covered in scratches but does not seem to mind: I have named her Daffodil.#Dick: *violent flashbacks*#like who do you think told Damian about all these animals?#I’d say Jason used to tell him all about the animals in Gotham and how to befriend them#I mean the scavengers gotta keep together and you sure as hell ain’t gonna fight a stray dog for food#batman#dc comics#dc#batfam#batfamily#robin#jason todd#red hood#Damian Wayne#damian al ghul#league of assassins#incorrect quotes#mine
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size difference kink but in the “i grew up being made fun of for being chubby so now the idea of a giant of a man being able to toss me around and tower over me without making my weight a problem makes me really horny” way, you get what im saying?
#requests open#send asks#fanfic#cod smut#cod x reader#cod fanfic#smut drabble#dare i say we all know who im thinking abt with this one?#simon ghost riley#that giant of a man#need him like water
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A spaceship that loves you
#red dwarf#ace rimmer#arnold rimmer#here to remind you that ace's *ship* canonically has a crush on him#do not ask me about ace and wildfire#i am deranged
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