#CANDACE THOMAS

[punkeropercyjackson]

Jason:Imma just delete my tiktok at this point.I keep getting spammed with book recs that say 'female fantasy' but then it's just a white girl with no personality and whatever dude she petplays possum to or whatever

Tim:When you said 'female fantasy',i immediatly assumed it was slang for lesbians

Jason:Bro i wish.The dude is the 'female fantasy' part

Cass:The dude???????I've seen that shit flying around but i don't remember that part.My 'female fantasy' is fucking Stephanie until she forgets men exist.See?Feminism

Jason:Sounds pretty feminist to me but i'm not an expert

Cass:I am.It's the most feminist thing a girl can do

Duke:.....Does wanting to be a girl count as feminism?

Cass:That and this are the most feminist things a girl can do

Jason:Of course Sun Pocket

Jason:Wait why are you asking,

[punkeropercyjackson]

OH MY GOD😍😍😍😍😍 /platonic

Another Female Duke as my quest continues

https://picrew.me/image_maker/332600

[bruciemilf]

Need a the Waynes Lived AU where Martha’s a vampire. She snuck in a Wayne Gala for a potential late night snack, but Thomas thought she was a socialite.

“So, what do you do?”

“I drain people of their life sources.”

“Oh, you’re a CEO too?”

She can’t drink Thomas’ blood because he smokes too much, the baggy eyes indicate long nights spent on his feet during surgery, which means it’ll taste bitter, and she saw him drown 10 whiskey shots in one go.

It’s a taste thing, nothing against him.

He is, how ever, very handsome, and she decided she’ll be his house cat for the time being. Fast forward two years later and they have a vampire cherub of a baby named Bruce.

Babies usually don’t come out with fangs and tiny bat wings, so, yeah. His wife’s a vampire. Cool.

“How come I’ve never seen your wife outside during the daytime, Tom??”

“How come I’ve never seen you mind your own fucking business?”

[ofoceansandtombsanew]

Of All Things, I Became...

You always imagined that if you woke up in the world of Genshin, the possibilities of being a Visionless wielder of elements and a slew of romantic shenanigans would lie in your wake. But when you instead find yourself in the body of a Genshin mob with romance likely out of the question, your only conclusion is that the gods of reincarnation isekai hate your guts.

cw. you lost the isekai 50/50 and became a genshin mob

pairing. genshin x reader

notes. i read [of all things, i became a crow] and decided to run with it. i apologize for nothing. i might add more species from genshin depending on my mood lol. this was originally only going to be about an aranara!reader but... i got inspired

Of All Things, I Became...

... an Aranara

... an Oceanid

... a Geovishap

... a Thunder Manifestation

... an Anemo Slime

So you died and woke up as a Genshin mob. At least you got some cool powers out of it, I guess. Results may vary in trying to get a travel companion out of it though. Not all non-human races in Genshin are created equally, you come to learn.

My Body is Mine Once More

Aranara Edition

Oceanid Edition

Geovishap Edition

Thunder Manifestation Edition

Anemo Slime Edition

After ingesting an elemental crystal, you manage to get your body back! More or less. Not everything about you has returned to normal and if you ever get too emotional, you turn back into your mob form. At the very least, you still are able to use your sick ass powers, so that's a bonus!

Traveler Specific

Headcanons

[auroratumbles]

a flower crown for you !

green stems wind around each other as your quick fingers tie them together, small petals occasionally falling off and down to the ground. a myriad of colours starts to form as the crown takes shape. when you finish, you take a second to admire your own handiwork and place it onto your significant other's head. they raise a hand to feel it gently before putting the same hand onto yours. their lips curl up into a small smile.

"thank you, my love."

- KAZUHA, heizou, NEUVILLETTE, wriothesley, navia, ZHONGLI, kaeya, DILUC, yun jin, yanfei, JEAN, ALBEDO, candace, THOMA

[dragaliareferencearchive]

Genshin Impact "Glow" screenshots (3/5)

*More TBA (Accepting contributions!)

[loserfurry]

I think skin-darkening in art is really cool and should happen more often actually

[agir1ukn0w]

girls I just found out that thomas brodie-sangster did the voice of ferb in phineas and ferb and i stg I laughed HARD for a good sixty seconds

[punkeropercyjackson]

Transfem Batboy names:

Dick-Keeps her birth name because she thinks it's funny(her being butch helps)

Jason-Lina,based on both Talia and Selina being mentor figures to her as Robin(Lina is also both a latina name and arabic name)

Tim-Janette like her mom Janet

Duke-Candece,as it originates from meaning 'african queen' so obviously she would considering her birth name is also a royal title and she wanted it to still be fitting for her

Damian-Yasmine,similar to Damian it's a semi-common arabic name that sounds like a westerner name but with a different spelling(Damian/Damien and Yasmine/Jasmine)

Terry-Like Dick,keeps her birth name as she's butch too and gender neutral already and she can also make teddy bear butch jokes about herself

[beesflowers]

𝓓𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓱 𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓹𝓼

Characters: Derreth, Arataki Itto, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kirara, Kujou Sara, Kuki Shinobu, Raiden Shogun, Shikanoin Heizou, Yae Miko, Yoimiya, Thoma, Dori, Faruzan, Candace, Nahida, Nilou

Type: OC description

Note: FINALLY FINISHED DERRETH'S ART aka I just put it as I left it because I was too lazy to fix it-

chart

red - love/crush orange - best friends yellow - friends green - neutral dark blue - dislike black - hate pink - admiring cyan - fmily

Inazuma

Arataki Itto - both like each other a lot! They met in... quite interesting situation... but nontheless, both find each other's company fun! But it's easy to say they're both big troublemakers...

Kaedehara Kazuha - Derreth knows more about Kazuha than he knows about her. Not in a creepy way... she simply studied every emergency way of escaping Inazuma if the past accident will come after her...

Kirara - they're good friends despite not talking much! They talk usually when Kirara delivers her packages or when Derreth orders something, but she ALWAYS makes sure to stay on good terms with her best delivery girl!

Kujou Sara - Derreth absolutely HATES Sara!! She just can't stand how she's so dedicated to rules and all... Does she just have stick in ahh she can't pull out?

Kuki Shinobu - she's someone who saved Derreth on quite few ocasssions... thanks to hanging out around Itto a lot, both know each other quite well! Derreth also admirers Kuki for how many skills she has and how free she is~

Raiden Shogun - she doesn't know much about the archon... after all, Inazuma isn't her home city! But from the stories and the Vision Hunt Decree... she didn't really took a like of her... Despite all the Miko's stories...

Shikanoin Heizou - canon ship for me <3 Their stage of relatioinship depands on the time but they're indeed dating!

Yae Miko - Derreth thinks she's... definitely quite an interesting person! She doesn't hate her, in fact she likes how teasing she is! But... it also messes with her often... so that's why she sometimes has mixed feelings towards her...

Yoimiya - she's another person who she knows she can turn to in case of an emergency! They're often gossiping about newest rumors (mostly Derreth) and strike a small talk whenever they see each other! Unfortunely, they're not on best friends level YET

Thoma - she met him while she was making a little shoppings and was impressed by how well he can go down with prices! She immidietly approached him and that's how their little friendship started~ They don't talk often but she still likes him a lot!

Sumeru

Dori - they're both sisters! Dori is obviously a lot younger than she. Derreth thought she won't remember her because of how early she left the house or will hate her because of it, but to this day, they exchange a little secret letters!

Faruzan - when she was still living in Sumeru, Faruzan tended to... talk her ear off a bit too often for her liking... it was either stern talk so she began avoiding her. But madam still seemed to somehow find her and scold her for avoiding the elders...

Candace - Derreth likes Candace a lot! And especially she loves making jokes with her name~ It can't be said the same for girl with heterochromia tho... she isn't very fond of Derreth to say the least...

Nahida - she only knows the God of Sumeru from rumors and little dreams she had as a child! Yet, she absolutely admirers her national god because of how smart and kind she is! Despite living in Inazuma, she still thanks the God of Sumeru for every good thing~

Nilou - she used to hangout with Nilou a bit when they were younger! They even danced together every now and then! She was like her best friend~ But unfortunely, contact faded and now they don't talk almost at all...

[stop-spreading-this-poll]

Round 1 Poll 17: Dark. So dark

Thomas the Tank Engine submission:

Henry the Green Engine (the green train with the number 3 on his tender) died of starvation in a tunnel after being bricked up inside it. HE DIDN'T! HE WAS LET OUT IN THE VERY. NEXT. EPISODE. IF YOU PEOPLE WOULD JUST STOP LETTING CLICKBAIT ARTICLES BE YOUR ONLY SOURCE OF INFORMATION ON THE SHOW, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT!!!! HENRY'S A TRAIN! HOW THE FUCK CAN TRAINS DIE OF STARVATION WHEN THEY CAN'T. FUCKING. EAT. Anyways, that's my entry.

Phineas and Ferb submission:

The Candace has schizophrenia theory or whatever idk there are variations but the general idea is. Candace is mentally ill and the boys are like dead or imaginary or smth. Total horseshit that Dan Povenmire himself has said is false. But it still gets spread. https://steemit.com/english/@junelinarez/the-true-story-of-phineas-and-ferb here's a version idk if the original

[please-dont-bully-me]

Bro I can ascend again that's crazy 😧

[licorishh]

So I've been playing through the Fontaine archon quest (I'm late I know shhh) and dude. THE NEUVIA FEELS. HELP. I love them already. There's somethin' up there I know there is

I would say they're Pride and Prejudice-coded but they're really not because Navia doesn't have a mean bone in her body and Neuvillette is already very friendly and really isn't very socially awkward buT THERE IS STILL POTENTIAL

They're "the rain scene in the 2005 one and maybe the hand flex"-coded how bout that

And Navia is so pretty??? I love her design so much and she's so sweet I love her help

I also love that Hoyo has just accepted that in every nation there is one (1) tall, quiet, introverted, intelligent guy who always comes with a complimentary one (1) also tall, slightly-chaotic-but-means-well companion.

[ebenholzs-husband]

My favorite characters so far; one female, one male for each Element (except for Anemo because none of the female Anemo characters are my fav atm).

[africanamericanreports]

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[nipchip]

Y’all sit down and hear me out Candace x Thoma hear me out what if they held hands dare I say kiss 🫢