#Dungeons and Dragons Humor

[a2zillustrations]

The smile of a pirate’s wife is super effective tbh

[no-reallyimfine]

I swear @the-gnomish-bastard is a Redcap with a sense of humor…

[jeffs-gamebox]

Check out an adventure based on the 5th of November. Anyone remember the famous line quoted in V for Vendetta? This is a D&D 5E compatible adventure based on the British Bonfire night. Long live the Mayor of Black Tallon!

[shutinthenutouse]

[keirashark]

[no-reallyimfine]

[literary-claustrophobia]

What people think DnD is like:

What it's actually like:

[juniperseph]

Day 6 of drawing every D20 Character

All the Bad Kids in my style!!

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Some of you didn’t seem to understand how magic works in the sense of how you can access it. I’ll explain again.

If you gain magical power from making a deal with a more powerful being, you are a warlock. Sneaky lawyer.

If you gain magical power through teachings and studies, you are a wizard/artificer. (Artificers usually gain power through experimentation.)

If you gain magical power by pledging yourself to a cause, being, or idea, you are a paladin. Pretentious bitch.

If you gain magical power by praising a higher deity (and not making a deal), you are a cleric. Heal someone.

If you have magical power and you didn’t do anything to gain it, you are a sorcerer. Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. The rest of us had to work for our shit.

If you gain magical power by protecting nature and caring for plants and animals, you are a Druid. Fucking hippie.

If you gain magical power from your desire to entertain and also fuck, you are a bard. Stop trying to seduce my dad.

[a2zillustrations]

A mindflayers worst enemy: ghosties with no brains

[oldschoolfrp]

The "Feudal Mind" spell, Will McLean, Dragon 17, August 1978 -- While it's a bit of an exaggeration to say knights always had total disregard for the lives of the lower classes, there are enough documented accounts of conflicts between allied mounted and foot troops, and out of control charges & retreats, to perpetuate the stereotype.

[troythecatfish]

[shutinthenutouse]

[keirashark]

Brennan Lee Mulligan and Liam O’Brien have an opportunity to do some of the saddest, most angsty gay shit in all of dungeons and dragons if they play their cards right here.

[madame-helen]

[cat-cosplay]