#EDDIE!!!!

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

I'm just saying like

if a man like THAT took me to VEGAS to be his plus one at an event where tickets were sold out for WEEKS and the event was watching two "half naked men pommel each other" and I am also a man and then he wants to spar with me???? get half naked with ME and wrestle all over the mat??? I would fully expect his dick in my ass. nay, if his dick did NOT end up in my ass I'd be seriously fucking disappointed.

Eddie YOU ARE BEING WOOED. THE MAN IS WOOING YOU.

[mysterycitrus]

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

[wolfboywarmachines]

happy pride to the marketing team tom hardy held at gunpoint to get this gay ass tagline

[takenbytheempty]

I love queer movies where the protagonist realizes that his ex-girlfriend is better off with someone else, and that he actually finds his soulmate in his mutant best friend (+their love language is killing each other)

[bebx]

"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x

[phobos-exe]

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

[l0velysmut]

family: “why are you just sitting in ur room smiling at ur phone?”

me who’s been reading smut about fictional characters for the past 6 hours:

[onebadnoodle]

i've been rewatching ed edd n eddy and its got me thinking about what their unseen parents are like

[silverwingxox]

born to marry him, forced to read fanfics about him

[junkfoodcinemas]

Spider-Man 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi

[poltoreveur]

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

[bridoesotherjunk]

[itshelia]

Taking anti-depressant pills?? Seeing a therapist??? Journaling???? No need babe, my fav writer just dropped another x reader fic.

[mndvx]

VENOM: THE LAST DANCE (2024) dir. Kelly Marcel

[moonxnite]

y’all ever fantasize about a fictional character a little too hard to the point you’re convinced you should be admitted to a mental hospital?

[natti-ice]

18+ mdni

that reality check hitting after reading smut