Now why’d they drop Lauren from you gotta go
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All the hades 2 jokes about "Bisexuals had their fun already now it's bisexuals' turn" THE BISEXUALS ARE FUCKING DEAD
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nicola coughlan posting about rafah (palestine) on her Instagram story the day season 3 of bridgerton drops - the woman you ARE nicola
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Um.. Superman.. what that thing stuck on your cape?
Clark's brain short circuit for a moment as he just got back of flying at great speed in the middle of deep space to thrown one of Lex's giants bombs destroy the city and come back in record time.
He turn a bit to look at his cape to see a tiny humanoid starlight dust covered child with white hair, glowing full green that look like white specks stars were implanted themselves into his big ol eyes, nawing on a handful of stardust with inhumanly sharp itsy bitsy fangs.
A small yet floating crown that look similar to one of Nasa pictures of far out space.
Did he just accidentally abducted an royal alien child/teen?
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Fuck it.
2000 notes and I sing for you guys.
5000 and I face reveal on Tumblr.
Ain't no way even my moots can do this.
No rules. Complete anarchy.
EDIT: HEY IN CASE YOU MISSED IT (and you most likely did) I DID SING THE PITIFUL CHILDREN, HERE (now the updated version!):
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I don't support the notion of killing you! I just support the right of this knife to exist - like, inside of you. I'm fairly sure we can work out an equitable agreement on which organs, limbs, etc, I can have for myself, and which ones you can have.
Oh, now this is rich - after all that talk on 'human dignity' and 'medical attention', here you are, trying to violently take my blade from me. In one fell swoop, you intend both to take up a cruel, offensive weapon; and also deprive me of my self-defense and right to existence! Negotiations are over!
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Hannibal fans who don't believe in hannigram are so funny to me. bc dude. if they're not in love. what the fuck was all that (the entire show) even about???
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havent drawn ladybugs in literally a year haha whoops!! anyway heres a princess tutu au ft knight marinette and magical girl adrien
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question: do ppl ACTUALLY say things they don’t mean when they’re angry? or is that just an excuse after letting something true slip? i wouldn’t ever say something i don’t mean in anger, so the concept confuses me.
but something was said to me that is bothering me, though apparently was said in an argument and wasn’t meant. but i don’t rlly believe it wasn’t like, deep down true thoughts/feelings??? anyone have any insight? anyone say things they don’t mean in anger?
EDIT: this was a hastily worded post that i didn’t expect to get notes. this is a genuine question asked in good faith that i got a lot of amazing answers to!
also re: the many ppl saying “OP is lying about not saying things they don’t mean in anger because everyone does it”— i genuinely have never done that. if i say something mean while angry, i meant it. that’s literally why i asked this question and why the concept confuses me, because i wouldn’t do something like that so i wanted perspective from people who do it. idk why y’all can’t believe that lmao not everyone is as prone to anger and outbursts
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Eddie, posting to his socials: Pro-tip! If you had a questionable childhood and you’re thinking of throwing out some lore about your past, maybe think twice before describing it as a funny story.
Eddie: Maybe say to yourself, ‘Hmm, would I think this was funny if one of my thirteen year old students told me this? Would this make me immensely sad hearing it from a child?’ before deciding to violently vibe check your husband with the saddest fucking thing I’ve heard in a while.
Steve, off-screen:
Steve: First of all, I agreed with you. Saying it out loud, it’s not a funny story. My bad.
Steve: Second, do not describe my childhood as ‘lore.’ I’m not an elf in your nerd shit.
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