Currently I’m on s1 e7 of Merlin (I’m speedrunning all the shows the tumblr gays can’t shut up about and doing my job to not shut up about them as a tumblr gay) and so far:
1: Merlin is trans and gay. :)
2: Arthur<3 gay
3: Gwen? You guessed it, gay. Maybe bi
4: Morgana. Lesbian.
5: gauis is who Richard Siken was taking about when he tweeted “everybody longs for a father figure. Even those with fathers. Even fathers. That’s why we invented god. Also gay.
6: uuu(king??) has something deeply sad going on. He’s kind of a loser but he is a father figure of sorts so I’ll let it pass. Vaguely gay but totally closeted to himself
7: now don’t get me wrong. I’m rocking with this. But it seems so far that every episode has the same plot
King: boo magic. Boohoo. Waaaa.
Merlin: but it’s COOL gaius. Im autistic.
Random medieval woman: I want to kill Arthur or Merlin.
Gaius: I think it’s MAGIc
Everybody: booooo
The dragon: baaaaa cgi! Destiney! You and Arthur are destined to fuck sloppy t guy style
Merlin: I have a public humiliation kink
Overall? 10/10. Nothing super emotional yet but I can tell that this will ruin my life very soon.
[I.D. an edited version of the "is this a pigeon" meme. A man with glasses, captioned "my overstimulated ass" points at a butterfly, captioned "someone making an annoying noise". At the bottom of the image, a dialogue caption reads "is this a crime deserving the death sentence?" end I.D.]
Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(