#Incorrect Marauders

[allaboutlov3]

The marauders as conversations I've had:

Peter: How’s everything?

Sirius: Fine.

Remus: Okay I guess.

Peter: And how’s your BOYFRIEND, James?

*silence*

James: Ehhhh good I guess?

And after that all hell broke loose.

[musicoftheheart]

regulus: you will marry me

james: um, isnt it meant to be—

regulus: did i fucking stutter?

[diamondri]

ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

[teaformoony]

sirius: hey remus, are you awake?

remus: what

sirius: are you awake?

remus: who the fuck do you think just said ‘what’?

[adharastarlight]

The Marauders on a road trip:

Sirius driving at 90

James: slow down, mate

Sirius speeds up

Reg: slow down.

Sirius ignores him

Remus: Slow. Down.

Sirius immediately slows down to 50

[veethebeequeen]

No the real reason that Sirius didn't go insane when he was in Azkaban is because he and barty just constantly talked shit about people who they hated from Hogwarts, and it was probably a little like this

Sirius: Barty

Sirius: hey Barty do you remember Corban and Maria from school

Barty: yeah

Sirius: well I read in the prophet that they are getting a divorce because he cheated on her with her cousin

Barty: no!

Sirius: yes!

[thelegitcasper]

regulus to james

[my-castles-crumbling]

Regulus, staring at James with heart eyes:

Barty, gagging: I liked you better when you were a whore.

[mydarlingdearestdead]

@olivers-cocoapuffs 103 per request

James: Mum, I'm dating Regulus now and-

Effie: You couldn't have found anyone better?

James: But Mum! I love him!

Effie: I was talking to Regulus.

James:

Regulus: The store was sold out of everything else

[skeletal-petals]

regulus: *hiding james*

sirius: if there’s no one here, why are there two glasses of wine on the table?

regulus: oh, well, you know

regulus: i’ve got two hands and a bit of a drinking problem

[you-cant-be-sirius]

Barty: What are you writing?

Regulus: The Ministry of Magic wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Evan, looking over Regulus' shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

[allaboutlov3]

I might have actually started writing the AU Drarry/Jegulus fic that I previously posted about. (edit: It’s called ‘The Seekers Tale’ as a working title.) But I’m really insecure where it’s going and if it’s good enough. But I guess I’ll keep you updated and maybe I will post some scenes or snippets or something.

Anyways hope you’re having a wonderful day. Feel hugged!

[narcissa97]

Death eater: we have your dad Harry: Which one? Death eater: What? Harry: Which dad? Death eater: Dark curly hair, looks tired... likes cats Harry: Oh that's regulus Harry: Yeah you don't have him, he has you Sirius: Lmao good luck

[teaformoony]

regulus: do NOT tell james about this

remus: you want me to LIE to james???

regulus: is that a problem?

remus: lol no

[poetic-gays]

Wolfstar raising Harry

Sirius: Fuck

Remus: You can’t say fuck in front of the baby you fucking dumbass

[veethebeequeen]

Sirius *drunk at a family dinner*: mother is not a huge fan of me

Regulus: and?

Sirius: and that is so ok but, mother if you didn't like me then you're really not gonna like me now

Andromeda * who knows exactly where he's going with this : oh Merlin

Sirius: cause I'm dating a halfbreed and I'm like super gay dude.