#Max Dicks

[leclerc-apologist]

If tiktok is getting banned I need to post this max edit for posterity

[mgu-h]

post quali norstappen | miami gp 2025

[archrries]

If Bradley Uppercrust III won the first five years of the X-Games, then that means this mf has been in college for 7 years. You're telling me Mr. So–far–in–the-closet-the-locals-of-Narnia-know-him is in college for a DOCTORATE????? He's getting a motherfuckin PhD?????????

[flightless-stranger]

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Early morning at the Kitty Cafe!

I had a lot of fun playing with this one.  Hermits and kitties, what else do you need in life?

Close ups under cut!

[three-unspoken-words]

You’re pretty. You’re so pretty. It’s actually unbelievable how gorgeous you are. You’re pretty and funny and you’re everything I want. You’re the one I want to tell the good and bad news to, and the one I want to wake up with a text from. You’re the one I close my eyes thinking about and the one I look for in every room. You’re perfect, you’re perfect for me.

And maybe in another universe you’d think that too.

[ramen-flavored]

He got his star

[eway]

I love all of these and I love that they are official.

Gumshoe, Cody, and Lotta not knowing what a Wii is in the first one.

Edgeworth getting Will's autograph in the second. And Max Galactica doing a trick for Maya and Pearl (lemme headcanon it as the anime version he's a much more likable character there)

Desirée protecting Ron from Gumshoe (leave my boy alone, Gumshoe!) in the third. With Mia talking with Godot and Iris teaching Bikini how to play on the wii!

I love these so much!

[samtamdan]

[yesloulou]

Max and Daniel pre-race at the 2024 Belgian Grand Prix 🇧🇪 | source via @sainz100

[81pastrys]

Grid Flirt

Part 4 / 13

Summary— The race weekend feels off and when her dad comes storming through shouting in the RedBull garage she knows why.

Warnings— Yelling (at Horner) ; slight panic attack ; Christian Horner being a dick.

A/N— It’s heating up.

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A few races pass by quickly. This race has an eerie feel to it. We do interviews and get the cars ready, it’s a clear day to race. We’re in the paddocks getting ready when my dad walks in to our paddock in a rage.

“No you aren’t racing her in that death machine!” He yells. “I refuse!”

“Papi, papi what are you talking about?” I ask.

“The upgrades on this car failed in development and they still put them in the car!” He said.

“Papi, I saw the charts and statistics. They didn’t fail.” I say confused.

“They’re lying to you.” He said. “You aren’t racing today.” He says my full name catching my attention, he isn’t joking or messing around.

“Where is this coming from papi?” I ask. “Are you okay?”

“I am telling you, do not set foot in that death trap.” He said.

He walked away still upset. I look back at my team confused. “What is he talking about?” They all look at me like I’m stupid. Horner walks in and I pull him aside. “Are the new parts failed?”

“No, why do you ask?” He said.

“My father just stormed through saying they were, and that I shouldn’t race.”

“Well they failed last attempt but we put newer ones in, that passed. Media doesn’t know that.”

“Why do I feel like you’re lying to me?” I ask, now enraged myself. “Are the parts, in my car, the ones that failed in development?” I yell for the paddock media to hear.

“No, Díaz stop yelling or I will take you out.” He whispered, trying to clear the cameras.

“What’s going on?” Max asked, crossing his arms. “Why am I hearing we put failed developments into a car?”

“We-“ Horner hesitates and my jaw drops and my eyes go wide. He never lies to Max. “They weren’t horrible fails Diaz.”

“I can’t fucking believe this!” I yell. “This is complete bullshit!” My tantrum attracted other teams to become concerned. “All you talk about is trust, but how am I supposed to trust you when you put failed parts in my fucking car?!”

“Diaz, calm down.” Horner says.

“I most certainly will not, I’m not fucking racing. Take the constructor points and shove them where the light doesn’t shine.” I yell. “This is unbelievable. Fix my fucking car within the next hour or I’m ripping my contract to pieces and never coming back.” I continue. “I can guran- fucking- tee that.”

I’ve gained some of the other teams attention, McLaren boys were staring, my dad and Lance were also. I’ve gotten all of their attention.

“This is why women are scared to even join this sport Horner!” I say exhausted now. “Because they’re scared of having shitty parts in their car, this is dangerous. You’re basically trying to send me out to crash and die.” I say. “While my dad is on the same grid, I’m done with you.” I walk to the back of the paddock and calm myself down. Once I feel calm enough I walk back out and everyone is still in shock of my tantrum. I walk to my dad and hug him. I start crying.

“I’m sorry mi flor.” He said. “I saw it on the charts and freaked out immediately.” He looks at my charts that are publicized from the FIA, to make sure shit like this doesn’t happen.

“I can’t believe he’d do that to me.” I sniffle. “It’s like he wants me to get hurt!”

“As soon as another team wants you, take it.” He whispers to me. “I don’t care how bad, take it.”

“I am, I will.” I say. I walk back to my paddock and no one acknowledges me. I go to the mechanics and ask about the parts. They admit they didn’t even want to do it. Horner threatened their jobs if they didn’t. They assure me they took the parts out and put the previous ones in. Without Horner knowing.

I pull max aside and no one notices. “Are you okay?” He asked. “Don’t race unless you know for sure they took those parts out.”

“I just spoke with the mechanics, they put my old parts in without Horner knowing.” I say. “He threatened their jobs.”

“What the fuck?” He asked. “That’s got to be illegal.”

“Both were, failed parts in my car, threatening them?” I shake my head. “I’m going to win to fuck with his head.”

“From P2, I believe in you.” He said. He got P5 so if he’s on my side, he’ll let me.

We get ready to race, I get in my car. Praying the mechanics weren’t lying. We line up for grid. Lando in first, me second and so on. The lights come on and I take a final breath of trust in the mechanics words.

We start and I pass Lando with ease around the second turn. Pits went well and I stay P1 throughout. I know Horner is biting his tongue right now. I created a 10s gap with Norris with 5 laps to go. When I hear the familiar voice in my ear.

“Diaz, if you win this, you’re off my team.” Horner said. I hear the commentators comment on it and realize I have nothing to lose. I’m not in the wrong. I use the cars advantages and win the race, my first race, maiden win. The grand stands go wild, I scream on the radio.

“I FUCKING DID IT!!!” I say. “P1 IM SO HAPPY HAHAHAHA!!!” My engineer stays silent. I may have fucked my contract but I could not care any less. I pull to the first position, get out my car and the crowds were so loud. I take my helmet and everything else off and celebrate.

Max was P3 and Lando was P2. I jump up and down so excited. Once my dad pulls in P10 I run up to him and hug him. He picks me up and spins me around. “You did it mi flor!!”

“I did it!!” I say back. The adrenaline was pumping in my veins. My dad puts me down and I look at him, coming back to reality. “I fucked my contract.” I laugh. “He told me I was off the team if I won.”

“Not if I have a say, once everything comes out, he’ll be done for.” My dad smiles at me.

“What a win.” Lando says congratulating me. “Good job!”

“I’m so excited!” I say, hugging him. Max walks up to me smiling like crazy. He picks me up and spins me like my dad did. “I won!!!”

“You won!” He said. “That showed him.” Max laughed.

We do media for a bit then go to the cool down room. My pulse skyrocketed sitting there. “Oh fuck, I’m going to have a panic attack.” I mumble. “It’s all hitting me.” I say shaking my hands.

I walk out the cool down room. I find an alley with no media and crouch down. I cry and shake in disbelief. I’m going to lose my contract, lose his trust. I’m fucked. Max found me quickly.

“Hey, what’s wrong?” He said. “What did they tell you?”

“Horner said-“ I start, still hyperventilating. “I’m off the team, if I win.” I finish. “I gunned it not caring, but now.. now what did I do?” I ask.

Fun right!

[notfeelingthyaster]

i was trying to organize the difference between the batboy's ages and i failed miserably, so i've decided tim was actually a fetus when dick's parents died and watched from the uterus

[shortbcofkoffee]

Headcanon: Dick uses Good Place curses in front of Damian because he doesn't curse in front of someone that young, much to Damian's annoyance

Dick, stubbing his toe: Ow! Forking shirt balls, Jesus... who the heck put that table there?? D:

Damian, genuinely about to lose it: SAY FUCK, PLEASE GRAYSON, I ASK SO LITTLE OF YOU!!!

[adimouze]

He isnt even that funny

[reigningm4x]

Lando snitching about Max "overtaking" after the end of the race because Max was congratulating him and George??????????

[omegalerc]

need you to know that i read through your discord e kitten Charles stuff on your blog and it's opened my third eye like it just makes sense get that man some kitten ear headphones asap

this is literally charles approximately 3 weeks after meeting max on discord

[samtamdan]