#Milk tester

[sea-lanterns]

I just thought milkman Jean and Navia fighting over you?? 🤔🤤

THE TWO BLONDE WOMEN OF GENSHIN WHO WORK FOR THE SAME MILK COMPANY APPARENTLY 😳

Milkman! Jean can hit me from the back while I suck on Milkman! Navia’s tits from the front… they can take turns feeding me their special “milk” while they argue over whose “milk” tastes better. Spoiler alert: They both taste amazing.

Jean’s is thicker and more creamier, while Navia’s is sweeter and more thin <3

[sobbingscripter]

˚˖𓍢ִִ໋💙་༘Beastly˚˖𓍢ִ💙.ִ࿐

Tags: [aged up][mlw][mdni][drabble][a tester if you will][doggy style][spitting][clit teasing][implied creampie][low-key mutual pining][inexperienced!][missionary][slight foot fetish, but less 'i like dem toes' and more 'let me worship you'][honestly, i'm surprised i wrote this on the spot][not proofread!][biting]

Hips snap.

Flesh ripples.

Your headboard bangs against the wall in unforgiving smacks that your teammates will definitely complain about, and meaty hands dig into the flesh of your hips, leaving stinging bruises that'll leave you in a puddle of self-loathing when the sun rises.

But until then, you'll keep arching your back, pushing the fat of your ass back against carved hips, beneath fern skin that glitters like emeralds in the distant lights that peek through the slivers in your curtains.

"Uh huh— j-just like that..." He breathes out, voice broken and his body breaking out in a cold sweat at the way you're melting beneath him like he's some kind of furnace. All splayed, sweaty and pliable.

And a calloused hand presses to the small of your back, forcing your torso even closer to the sweat and slick-soaked sheets, the covers halfway off the edge of the bed and you whine, manicured nails clawing at the polyester and cotton that you threaten to split the threads.

And a low, almost animalistic groan rings out above you, before his face moves to press into your shoulders, hips stuttering so messily against yours and teeth sink into the skin of your shoulder, bulging arms instead moving to wrap around your waist.

Holding you.

And hips slow to a grinding halt, only pressing the sweetest and gentlest kisses, messy with precum, against the plug of your womb.

Now, you personally don't have any beef with Garfield. But hearing him talk feels like you might actually be losing braincells because you just get so... Dumb around him. Laughing at his jokes until milk leaks from your nose, making an idiot of yourself just to watch the way his lips curve into the prettiest gleaming grin, golden eyes glittering.

You gasp when one hand snakes down between your thighs, forcing you to whine into the fluffed up and saliva soaked pillow when his fingers clumsily rub at your clit, the slick little button elusive beneath unskilled fingers but the effort is there.

And that's what makes your mind go blank, eyes fluttering shut and tears prickling at the corners as you see white, the knot in your belly bursting and electricity seems to prickle just beneath the surface of your skin.

Garfield whines at the rhythmic spasms of your gooey cunt, so warm and so tight, and his hips don't stop, they don't falter as he fucks you through your orgasm.

Teasing, abusing and absolutely punishing your swelling clit, so oversensitive and your thighs quiver beneath his weight.

That smell of ginger and musk fills your nose, a heady combination that has you turning your head towards Garfield, and he instantly meets your gaze.

Taking the time to admire a sight you probably won't be desperate enough to give him a second sight at.

Your flushed cheeks, raw bitten lips and teary eyes, eyebrows furrowed and expression twitching to remain unscrewed and the hand that's teasing your clit slows. To gentle circles that give you just enough of a break to lean towards him, your lips pressing against his in a messy, uncoordinated kiss.

He tastes like those sour candies he always shares. He tastes like ill-timed jokes and permanent smiles.

It's hypnotic and you're deepening the kiss, unsteady breaths leaving your somewhat leaky nose because Garfield might've fucked a runny nose into you.

And that's saying something.

Garfield's tongue pushes past your plump lips unceremoniously, brushing against yours with unskilled motions and the way his brows bunch makes your belly do an unconsensual flip because it would be illegal to look that good when you're absolutely demolishing someone's guts WHILE being an awful kisser.

Something you'd never be able to even get past because Garfield's flipping you on your back.

"Wanna see you..." He mumbles, his voice almost quiet enough to be mistaken for him talking to himself, the only indication that he's talking to you even, is the way his teary eyes dart up to your face.

Guiding your legs to his shoulders and he stops to press a kiss against your ankle, trailing the kisses all the way to the arch of your foot before he's brushing his tip against your swollen and sodden folds.

Nudging your clit teasingly, gasping shaky breaths whenever his leaky slit catches on the sensitive little button and Garfield spits down the cleft of your cunt, slathering your already sloppy cunt with his spit and precum.

Before slowly sliding back into you, his brows twitching into an adorable little frown, lips parting to let out a panted breath. A short gasp, accompanied by the sluttiest 'fuckkk' you've ever heard.

Muscular thighs bracket your hips, and he leans forward, his pelvic bone grinding against your clit with each slow roll of his hips, his face moving to nestle in your neck.

One hand grips your hip, 4 fingers bruising you while his thumb rubs clumsy circles over the protruding bone, while his other hand grabs the headboard for dear life.

You'd focus on the sound of cracking wood if it weren't for the way Garfield sucks marks into your neck, covering them in spittle and kisses.

"You're— fuck— you're so hot. An-and pretty. And— and— god, your pussy..."

Garfield's voice cracks, and he whimpers into your skin when he feels the way your arms wrap around his neck, fingers sinking into sweaty strands of emerald and jade.

And his hips stutter.

"I'm- 'm not close y-yet but when I am..." Garfield takes a deep breath.

"C-can I come inside...?"

His voice is so weak, a stuttering mess and he lifts his head, just enough to meet your gaze and he's so fucking pretty.

You're hearing that stupid Sailor Song that plagues your TikTok For You page. You're hearing blue by yung kai, you're hearing Use Your Heart for fuck's sake.

It's a hard day for your pride when your brain associates SWV with a man named Garfield.

"Y—yeah..." You mumble. "You can come inside..."

You can barely push out the words, and Garfield's hands move to the backs of your thighs, fingers digging into the plush flesh and he pushes them to your chest and he begins to fuck into you with abandon.

"Shit, shit, shit, you're s-s-so wet. Oh my fucking God—"

Hips pummeling, balls slapping against the curve of your ass and your toes curl as you're fucking yeeted into another mind-scrambling orgasm, this one might fucking take you to another realm. Because Garfield just brings his hand to your face, wiping away the drool that's acquired on your chin and he brings his hand to his face, dragging his tongue along his palm and he groans at the taste of his spit.

"Fuck... You're so hot when you're all f-fu-ucked out." He pants out. "You look like an— hah— angel..."

And you can feel his dick twitch against your walls, his body shivers and shudders and his blunt nails dig into the skin of your thighs.

His head dips forward, an overgrown undercut shrouding his face from view for just a moment before his head tips back, hips stuttering wildly and his bottom lip wedged between his pearly teeth, canines glinting in the low light. And he's goddamn perfect.

Leafy skin flushed and rosy, droplets of sweat dripping down in the valleys of carved muscle, sweat-dampened hair so unruly yet so fucking majestic and your nails drag down his torso.

Leaving red streaks in the skin and the way his lips part is... Sinful. And he's so fucking slutty when he leans back, hiding his face in the curve of your foot.

And it's an almost abysmal feeling when Garfield feels his whole body feel like he's been dunked in an ice bath, nipples stiff as him and that tightly coiled rope in his belly is snapped faster than he can think.

"I—I'm— coming—!"

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[olomaya]

In honor of (US) Mother's Day tomorrow (and because I get so many questions about it), I'm sharing some updates for the next Private Clinic module which will focus on obstetrics and gynecology.

It's been a while. It's a large, complex mod and I don't make things easier but continually adding more features to it but it's coming along.

Some of the features added since the last update:

More miserable pregnancies with various health issues that are related to diet and lifestlye.

Pumping - Sims will put on the breast pump and then go about their business until it's full and then put the breast milk in the fridge.

Breast milk will spoil after a while and it's useful to pump a few bottles (it also helps with weight loss).

In addition to breastfeeding and pumping, I added some clothing interactions for babies so you can change their outfits without having to use cheats.

Birth certificates! I've always thought it was weird that Sims, especially Sims 4 which added pronouns, doesn't have a feature for nicknames given it's such a universal human thing. Anyway, this doesn't do that but it does allow you to give your baby an official "government" name separate from whatever you name them in-game. In the photo below, I named the tester baby "Ellie" but Eleanor Jayne is her birth certificate name.

I'm currently progressing on the birthing system. I have some rough animations in there as placeholders but each one needs to be tested in the game, then edited, then tested, then maybe edited again. And in this case, there's not just the doctor and patient but medical props, birth partners, babies (I'm not even bothering to deal with multiples). It's a lot!

But Sims will go into labor and provided that they confirm their birth plan with their Ob in advance, they will go to their ob's clinic to have baby. If they have a birth partner (it's defaulted to the dad if they are partnered with the Sim otherwise, you can ask anyone you want), their birth partner will go with them.

And what is most exciting to me: HUGE THANKS to @zemyna for making a naked baby outfit! I'm so happy to finally have this in the game.

There's a lot more features I've added including STI integration with the Passion mod, abortions, UTIs, paternity drama if you have a child from cheating on your partner, body changes (wider hips, bigger boobs) from having a baby, etc.

Right now, I'm taking a break from the animation-heavy interactions and moving on to updating the Clinic management systems, including staffing (nurses, receptionists, etc.) I'm also now considering a custom health motive? (like I said, I don't make it easy on myself!)

So in short, yes, to answer all the questions, I am still working on it. 😅

Anyway, Happy Mother's Day for those who celebrate and sending hugs and love to those who can't/won't/don't for whatever reason. 💛💐🌺🤱🏾💛

[nobody-nexus]

A world of chaos and destruction, not much is known about what exactly the place is aside from the name of a blood bath of a free for all world where death is only a temporary set back... Welcome to...

The Deadzone

The Digital Deadzone is an AU where Caine is the head of a sandbox free-for-all game that the cast are stuck in. Having infinite lives, they're all here to fight and die for the entertainment of a third party

Constant weapons, supplies, and stuff spawn for them and it's supposed to be everyman for themselves, however some form bonds over the years they've spent in constant chaos. Every character has a class, a passive ability, and an active ability- as well as the power to use any and all weapons that Caine provides them

Caine will also force the players and NPCs into teams to do missions to keep everything fresh and unique. But that won’t help everyone during an almost hopeless situation… Well. At least they have each other

Below the keep reading for the main cast! (All Humans + Caine)

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Health: High Attack: Medium Defense: Medium Agility: High Height: 4’11’’ Real Name: Eliza Pavlova Old Occupation: Full Time Modeler and Coder Class: Offense

Passive Ability: Due to her cat-based abilities, her speed, agility, and flexibility is naturally increased. She has retractable claws and a tail that she can use to hold onto things -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: Very High Attack: Low Defense: High Agility: Medium Height: 5’6’’ Real Name: Amanda A. Raggson Old Occupation: Script Writer Class: Support

Passive Ability: She’s naturally resilient to most damage due to her plush and cotton filled body. She can take more hits than usual, and she can fix herself up easily. However, stuff like water, milk, or any other kind of liquid can slow her down if dosed in enough of it -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: Medium Attack: Low Defense: Very Low Agility: Very High Height: 6’4’’ Real Name: Jackson Mendez Old Occupation: Game Tester Class: Offense

Passive Ability: His jumping capability has been increased due to being a Leporidae, making him able to go high into the air and land without taking damage (if he lands on his feet, of course) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: High Attack: Low Defense: Medium Agility: Medium Height: 5’10’’ Real Name: Grace Sezer Old Occupation: Concept Artist Class: Defense

Passive Ability: Being made of ribbons, she’s naturally flexible and can go through tight spaces and reach places most can’t. She also can wrap herself around objects (when she doesn’t have clothes on, which is kinda weird) -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: High Attack: High Defense: Low Agility: Medium Height: 7’2’’ Real Name: Zoe Imelda Albrechtsson Old Occupation: Environmental Modeler Class: Support

Passive Ability: They can take themselves apart and put themselves right back together due to their building block like body. This makes them practically immune to a good portion of explosives and limb detachment tactics -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: Medium Attack: Medium Defense: High Agility: Very Low Height: 6’4’’ Real Name: Caesar Kingston Old Occupation: Head of the Game Department / Head Coder Class: Defense

Passive Ability: Due to being made of a strong petrified wood, Kinger seems to not take much physical damage unless it’s from explosives or heavy environmental damages. He can still feel the pain though -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: Low Attack: Medium Defense: High Agility: Medium Height: 5’11’’ Real Name: Daniel Kaufman Old Occupation: Janitor Class: Offense

Passive Ability: His body is blubbery, which makes him less likely to be damaged by bludgeoning or stabbing like damage, however other sorts of physical damage do the same amount of damage to him -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Health: Very High Attack: Very High Defense: Very High Agility: Very High Height: 5’3’’ Real Name: “Master of the Deadzone” Old Occupation: None Class: ???

Passive Ability: He knows everything about every new player as soon as they enter into the world. It’s unknown how this is even possible, but it seems to be something he’s fed through an unknown source. But this does make him want to know more about the minds behind the stories… -----------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is an AU that means a lot to me personally. It will handle topics that I understand and relate to. It'll also be a rather serious AU as well

Once I post more about this AU (which I very much will be doing because I have a LOT about it), I shall make a proper masterpost on this one

And please ASK AWAY ON THIS AU. I legit have spent MONTHS working on this AU because I want it to be perfect

Hope to see more soon!

[ancientnapdragon]

Thinking of my Food Peak Sy AU

So like, SY is basically using System-cheat cookbooks to "create" food from modern times. With like PIDW flavored plants and monsters as a way to get ingredients he shouldn't have. And he's like bestie with SJ. And they're also disciples. This is all context for if you don't wanna look at the other posts.

But like, so SJ is basically his taste tester, right? After they're friends tho it wouldn't be like begrudging and SY would just show him weird shit for fun.

So you know like? Those chocolate domes you melt and they have cute stuff inside? SY managed to figure out how to make those and has been playing with them for a bit but he's not shown anyone because he could never get the flavor just right!

But SJ's like birthday (as far as either of them know it) is coming up and SY wanted to make him something special. For totally not-gay reasons of course! So after a day of like duties they meet up and SY gives him his present and then takes out the like special bowl with this dome.

Puts on this lil show of pouring some hot milk over it until it melts down and under the dome is like this super delicate cake he made just for SJ. It's super pretty on top of just tasting delicious. Plus SJ gets to be like the first person (outside of SY) to taste xianxia chocolate. The Wifebeam is fully active so like. SY smiles so handsomely and the moonlight is like perfect and he just looks sooooo sweet and kind.

I think I would have proposed right then and there tbh

This doesn't have any ending i just randomly had the idea of SY giving SJ chocolate and thought it would be cute

[sevslut]

s.a

love thy neighbor - one shot

Paring: neighbors!sevika. x girl next door!reader cw: mainly angst, sfw, modern!au, fluffyish, brief suggestion, playful banter word count: 847

SZA’s ambience filled the air from the record player; sandalwood wafted every inch of your apartment. Your humming couldn’t be contained as your eyes scan the recipe on your iPad a final time. The chaos of the kitchen dressed with eggshells, dirty measuring cups, and other baking supplies. The separated dry and wet ingredients in two bowls sat in front of you...

Milk?

Since when did cupcakes need milk? How could you forget the milk? You zoom to your fridge, scanning through the takeout containers, condiments, and Soju, but no milk. Perhaps your neighbor had some? Your legs saunter over before your anxiety can change your mind. 

Marching over to your front door, you slipped on Crocs and marched your way to the opposite apartment. You knocked on the door, waiting to see if anyone was home. As your eyes roamed the decrepit hallway, you remembered how you’d left the house in your home clothes. The faded floral loose pajama shorts with a black cropped tank. The drafty hallway pebbled your nipples, your hair probably looked a mess. Anxious thoughts consumed you at the thought of your neighbor seeing you disheveled. Before you fully turned around, you were interrupted by a voice. 

“Hey [name], what's up?” 

With caution, you turned your body towards the sound; Sevika. She stood against the door frame. The loose bun, hanging low from the day, her undercut on display and a single AirPod in. She must've gotten back from the gym. Low-rise basketball shorts hugged her hips, and a homemade muscle tee hung from her torso. The arm slits beyond stretched displaying her obliques.

You crossed your arms over your stomach reflexively, self-conscious of the skin you're showing.

“Hey Sevika, I hope this isn't a bad time."

“Nah, unless you’re bringing back the Dutch oven you borrowed." she mused, mirroring your stance.

“Yes, my original bread didn’t rise right, so I’ll need it for just a little longer, I can get it back to you this weekend.” 

“Fine, I guess I could spare a few seconds, being neighbors and all.”

Her eyes marveled down your body, taking in exposed collarbone, the swell of your tits swinging freely in your itty bitty crop and the plush thighs dressed with Lilo & Stitch crocs.

You couldn’t blame her for admiring.

The journey her eyes made finally landed on yours. She didn’t hear the question you asked. Her mind wandered to other things. Intrusive thoughts daring her to reach out and squeeze with both hands. Sevika was grateful her arms are crossed– afraid of any accidents.

“Sorry, what'd you need?” 

“D’you have any milk, my brain, like ignored it in the recipe? And I of course haven't gone grocery shopping in a fat minute.”

She chuckled softly. “Yeah, gimme a sec." she said as she disappeared into her apartment. 

You held the door open with your croc. The earthy patchouli atmosphere wrapped around your nose. The various sports equipment littered her entryway, leaning in as you scanned her place. She had a mountain bike in the hallway, some fishing rods against the walls. The last time you’d seen this entryway was when she moved in a few months ago. The approaching footsteps shooed you back to the hallway. 

“Here’y go.” 

You reach for the carton.

“You are saving my life, I’m making these cupcakes for a baby shower and I chose this opportunity to try a new recipe instead of my tried and true.” 

Sevika crosses her arms, and nods at your words. 

“If you need a taste tester, I know how to eat.” With a wink, she let her joke hang.

You rolled your eyes. “I’ll just holler if I need anything.” 

Sevika bites her lip to hold her tongue. 

As you grabbed for the milk, your eyes catch a number etched into the side of the container in marker. 

Sevika wiped sweat off her forehead with the hem of her muscle tee, drawing your eyes to her V-line and a happy trail leading to a small puff of curls.

“If you ever need more milk or anything, don’t be a stranger." she said slyly. A covert grin decorating her lips. 

The bashfulness couldn’t be contained as you fidgeted with the container. Avoiding the other woman’s intense gaze. 

You scrunch your face, head tilting side to side. 

“This wasn’t a pick-up or anything; I just needed milk.” 

She leaned down inches from your face. “Whatever you say."

The aroma of cardamom and tobacco hit you, the temptation daring you to close the gap. 

She returned to her apartment and winked at you. “Next time, just come in.” Then she shut the door. 

You pivoted around and darted in the direction of your apartment. Thoughts raced through your head over Sevika’s eyes on you. As you eyed the milk carton, you admired her handwriting. You reached for your phone, put in her number, saving it under ‘Hot Neighbor’. The cupcakes were the last thing on your mind as you left the milk in your kitchen and went to the bedroom in search of your rose toy. 

[malixa]

i've been itching for a new preset that was a bit pastel and bright, and i made my current one called crystal jelly! i've been asked when will i release it to the public, and now the time is finally here.

thank you to the testers who helped me out!

watch my showcase of this gshade preset here

this is a gameplay friendly preset so it shouldn't be too hard on your computer while playing.

♡ IMPORTANT INFO ♡

highly recommend downloading milk thistle by softerhaze so your game looks similar to these screenshots!

i recommend these lighting mods as well: set 01 - studio, no blu v2, no glo v2

check out my tutorial on how to install gshade & lighting mods here

this preset should also work on reshade

make sure to turn off edge smoothing so mxao & adof work properly

if you want smoother gameplay, turn off all mxao & adof

MXAO toggle: ctrl + 4 // 2nd MXAO toggle: F8 // ADOF toggle: shift + 4

♡ DOWNLOAD: PATREON / SFS (FREE) ♡

TOU: please don’t reupload and claim as your own

[princeguri66]

I have something silly in mind

Whipped Ghost x GN/M Chef Reader

Cw: none except it might be a bit ooc >< anything for the gap moe

Imagine Ghost who absolutely loves you and by extension, loves your cooking. Always bragging to the task force about the amazing meals you prepare him every time he comes back home, to the point where they (mostly Soap and Gaz) beg Ghost to let them come with him whenever he goes home, wanting to have a taste of your cooking that Ghost keeps bragging about (he eventually does)

He's your personal taste tester and he takes the utmost pride in that, always sitting in the kitchen ready for the moment where you ask him, "can you taste this for me?" And him leaning in to taste and tell you praises or what could be lacking.

Through this you didn't think he had any preferences towards his food and that made you quite glad.

Until you tried to make a spicier recipe.

You were trying to make a dish hot enough and tasty enough to make your ancestors proud, and like always Simon is sitting near the kitchen counter watching you cook.

You didn't know how nervous he got when he saw you cutting up alot of chili peppers.

Bro had to excuse himself due to the smell it emitted when you started cooking with them.

Eventually when you were finished he came back. "Ah, Simon! Come here I think I did really good on this one" you said with your signature confident smile, and Simon just couldn't refuse, so he took a spoonful.

"Good right?"

"Yeah, good." He'd respond trying not to choke.

But immediately a second later he started tearing up and choking, trying his best to look calm as he walked to the fridge, opening it and getting milk to drink straight out of the carton.

"You know you could've just, not taste tested it-"

"Absolutely not."

"..Why."

"it's your cooking."

[literaryvein-reblogs]

Writing Ideas: Beverage Tropes

Bizarre Beverage Use: Using a beverage for something besides drinking.

Calming Tea: Tea is used to soothe frazzled nerves, anxiety, and other extreme moods.

Comical Coffee Cup: A character's coffee cup has an amusing slogan on it.

Drunk on Milk: Character gets drunk off a non-alcoholic beverage.

Libation for the Dead: Pouring a drink on the ground for spirits or gods.

Magic Potion: A drink with magical properties.

Mid-Battle Tea Break: Briefly interrupting a battle scene to do something ridiculous, often a tea party.

That Poor Plant: A plant dies after being fed disgusting food or drink.

Uncoffee: A parody of coffee.

Unintentional Animal Poison Tester: A character is saved from consuming something poisoned when an animal eats or drinks some of it first and dies.

Source ⚜ Food in Fiction Writing ⚜ Describing Food ⚜ Writing Resources PDFs

[brainrotandbedrot]

okay. im a perfume nerd and i just can’t get this out of my head and these are all my own little brainworms so 🤪

perfume scents that every man in the 141 loves.

price is a classy man. but i also think he isn’t a huge fan of anything strong — he likes how you smell naturally. anything light, airy, a little floral but not like grandma rose perfume floral. price is the type of guy i see having fresh laundry scented candles in his house and a “fresh and clean” air freshener for his car. this man is tired and approaching middle age and he just wants his shit to smell good. including you. i hc something along the lines of maison margiela replica’s lazy sunday morning edt, glossier’s you edp, dedcool’s fragrance 03 blonde edp. for something more recognizable, gingham and sweet pea from bath & body works.

i feel like he’d also like chanel no. 5 just because of the name. his mum wore it. it’s sentimental for him.

notes: crisp fruits (pear, apple), light floral (jasmine, rose, lily of the valley, lilac), light musk, milk

gaz loves when you smell like a cashmere sweater. warm, sweet, but soft and homey. he wants to come home and just sit there and sniff you because you smell like a warm hug after a long day (it makes sense in my head okay). he’s the type to come along to sephora and ulta and hold the bottle while you spray the testers and he’ll tell you if something smells good (everything smells good, he likes seeing you smile & he’s paying anyway). philosophy’s fresh cream edp, ariana grande’s cloud intense edp, byredo’s slow dance edp, and skylar’s fall cashmere edp are all scents i think he’d love. i also feel like ivory cashmere from bath & body works is a given.

notes: almond, warm vanilla, berries (juniper, cranberry), cinnamon bark, sandalwood, light musk

johnny. johnny is a man of taste, okay? this man loves a unisex fragrance. (they all do. but like. johnny truly just loves a scent that is just a scent. no feminine or masculine packaging.) literally anything that smells good has his paws all over you. i feel like he’s a woody, earthy scents kind of guy. just smell like a forest and he’s head over heels. like le labo’s santal 33 edp, tom ford’s oud minerale edp, zodica perfumery’s eau de dallas edp, dossier’s ambery saffron and woody oakmoss edp. mahogany teakwood & into the stars from b&bw will also get this man’s heart rate wild.

notes: bergamot, oud, amber, musk, sandalwood, cedarwood, spices (cardamom, ginger), fir balsam

simon is a gourmand man. change my mind (you can’t). this man will get a whiff and have to stop himself from nibbling on you like a cat. or he doesn’t. you just smell too good, love. i don’t think he has a specific preference in terms of general scent, but anything that smells yummy has him drooling. sweet, warm, similar to gaz but more in the food direction than the cozy warm direction. i think le monde gourmand’s crème vanille edp, kayali’s yum pistachio gelato intense edp, billie eilish’s eilish 1.0 edp, sol de janiero’s brazilian crush cheirosa '71 fragrance mist. sweet whiskey and viva vanilla from b&bw are also delicious to layer with.

notes: gourmand (warm vanilla, brown sugar, marshmallow, caramel), amber (and ambery musk), florals (jasmine, orange blossom), nutty (almond, hazelnut, pistachio)

sorry simon’s scent notes are so long gourmand fragrances just have so many and they all smell good

[sinofpride626]

Always Read the Terms and Conditions

You found an advert online, a new company looking for taste testers for their new product. A special milk shake said to put all others to shame. Typical over the top buzzwords. But the offer was for food money. You clicked on, scrolling through all the rules and hitting accept. Who had time to read all those anyways? After just a few minutes you were accepted. Your weekly shipment would begin soon

Wait what?

A few weeks later the first delivery came. Strange, you wondered. You didn't remember putting in your address but, it was so long ago. You probably just forgot. The important thing was the milkshake. You normally didn't care for them, they weren't exactly healthy. But when you were being paid to try who could resist?

It was definitely worth it. The taste was divine. Refreshing and smooth. It felt like popping in your mouth while coating your insides on the way down. A strange mix that shouldn't have worked. But it tasted amazing. You quickly provided the feedback. Opting for further samples. They even had all your favorite flavors

Day by day, week by week. They arrived. Each more better than the last. You felt amazing. Stress free. When you walked out in the streets everyone gave you looks.

Why were they looking?

Who cares? The confidence boost was amazing. You quit your job, you upgraded your wardrobe. All your old clothes never sat right anyways. You hated how small and tight they were, you just needed the push to finally change it up.

Something is wrong

Something was wrong, but who cared, you were loving life. Being handled free milkshakes everyday. It was so nice of them to bump you to premium taster. A week was too long a wait. You needed them all the time.

It tastes too yummy 💗

You got an email, asking for an in person meeting to discuss the milkshakes. Too excited you went immediately.

Was my door frame always so small?

You passed a gym and laughed. Why did people focus so hard on being fit and in shape?

Nothing was worth giving up the milkshake for

You don't remember arriving. You don't remember what you said. All you remember was being offered a new milkshake. Then black

You wake up in a barn. Your clothes missing.

You try move but you can't. Hooked up to a machine. You see a mirror but don't recognize the woman looking back. A massive thick figure. Huge tits that jiggled with every movement. Ready to burst.

A huge ass that looked like a Disney Pixar mom

Moo... Who is she?

You struggle. The machine whirs to life.

You couldn't have said yes to this

But you did

There was no way. But a copy of the contract floated to your mind.

Oh god.....

Your thoughts started to swim, as the machine started to suck. It hurt so much.

It feels so good

A feeding tube came down. Forcing it's way into your mouth

Mmmmmmmmhh!

A familiar tasting, smooth cold drink forced its way in

so fucking good

Why were you complaining

I need more

It's all you ever wanted

Moooooore, mooooo

Nothing else matters

Have to feel good

This was your dream.

Moooooo

All you need

Mooooooo

Moooooooo

Mooooooo~ 💗

[butchreg]

cg ! vander headcanons !!

requested by anon. struggling atm but i feel worse not being productive at all so thought i'd try my hand at these. i won't be making a lot of vander content as i'm just not as familiar with him and feel less comfortable writing about men but he's so dad so just this once let me cook ! apologies if he's ooc i did my best.. not proofread ヾ(_ _*) any mistakes are on me. my posts will definitely be slower during this time , please be patient with me i'm doing my best but motivations and energy are both low and i have some personal things going on keeping me busy. arcane masterlist here , upcoming list here

vander's favorite nickname from you is "papa" or "papa bear" but he's not picky. whatever his little one wants to call him is cool with him. he prefers masculine titles but is not opposed to being called "mama" if it would make you happy.

vander is always mixing you up delicious milk concoctions. you never know what flavor you're going to get , he likes to surprise you , but they're always so yummy !

vander always makes you your lunches , leaving you notes like the one in the picture in the brown paper bag. he always makes you a special sandwich and is sure to add both a fruit and a treat in your lunch.

vander loves cooking for you ! he's always making you good hearty meals , whistling as he does so. if you show interest he's happy to include you , letting you stir a sauce or giving you the honors of being the taste tester. "hmm.. whaddaya think it needs , kiddo?" he wears silly aprons which make you giggle but he takes his cooking very seriously.

vander tries to make you handmade little stuffed animals. i imagine him making silly ones with button eyes like the ones in the photo. they tend to be fairly crude but are made with the utmost care and love ! he'll sheepishly scratch the back of his neck , a bit embarrassed when he gives them to you , fingers covered in bandages due to him continuously poking himself with the sewing needles. "they're not much but..." "I LOVE IT PAPA !" you interrupt , thanking him over and over. he chuckles , patting your head. "you're very welcome."

vander always knows how to deal with your big feelings even when you don't. he's really good at getting you calmed down and is a great listener , always knowing when you need to talk. "i'm here, kid." he assures you , wrapping you up in one of his signature bear hugs. "i'm right here." he'll stay with you , patting your back in his typical gentle but firm manner.

papa vander who loves to tell you stories. whether it's about his life or made up he tells amazing ones , you refuse to go to sleep without one. he likes to read to you as well , using an impressive array of voices for each character.

vander being so big and buff can be used to your advantage. he's always carrying you around on his shoulders , making you clap with delight as you survey the world from up high. he can scoop you up with ease - if you're ever to doze off or are feeling too small to walk by yourself he picks you up as though you weigh nothing, cradling you in his big arms.

the kind of papa who is always teaching you new things. he's constantly cheering you on , so proud when you get the hang of something new. clapping you on the shoulder , beaming down at you. "that's my boy/girl/kid."

papa vander who tells EVERYONE at the last drop about you. he's so proud to be your papa , showing everyone the pictures of you he keeps in his wallet , telling them stories about your adventures together.

[callmecrazy4u2]

Fluff & Sus soft yandere Boyfriend HC for Moze & Jiaoqiu

Shadow Protector - Moze- Grocery Helper

Darling hated how Moze could pop out of nowhere. Often startling them from dropping their groceries. However, at least they knew he was never far behind them, a protector of a dark night though...

"You could just walk side by side by me" Darling reprimanded him tiredly calling out to the shadowy alleyway.

"You'll give away my position to enemies" reprimanded Moze arms crossed but soon filled by bag overflowing with food.

"What enemies?"

As Darling inquired half listening to Moze's tirade as he launched about into a talk about safety "I can teach you a couple techniques its dangerous to walk around undefended you know.

"Also you might as well help, if you're going to stalk me back home darling said as they passed him the second bag of groceries to bring back home for supper.

Darling was just happy he had been roped into walking side by side and carrying the heavier load.

Taste Tester - Jiaoqiu -Petting ears

He loves the face you pull whenever you taste his creations.

From how you purse your lips at the sourness or cough for water or milk after something, particularly spicy. To how your face would get red from an overload of spice.

The loopy way you slumped over him drunk and defenseless was secretly his favorite though. Utterly dependent on him to get you home snuggled by his side. Though Jiaoqiu could do without your insistent batting attempts to play with his soft ears. Secretly though he enjoyed the attention and soft head scratches more though.

[softlypaintedseafoam]

🍓ー thank you for your patronage at the strawberry witch’s bakery! here’s your order!

requested by: a lovely anon 🍓-> ace + strawberry milk (i love you)

"Wrong again," Ace clicks his tongue before making the sound of a buzzer.

"Damn," you give your knee a light slap as Ace chuckles, deep voice rumbling mischievously. "You're definitely cheating," you glare over your shoulder, brown eyes staring back at you innocently. "You spelled it differently that time!"

Ace presses his hand against his chest, mockingly distraught. "I would never," he replies petulantly, not unlike Banshee when she is displeased. "You're just bad at this game. And you owe me pots of stew now." At his stature, you have no idea how the black-haired man can eat as much as he can. Three pots of stew for one person should be illegal.

You cross your arms, "nope," your lips pop. When you agreed to indulge Ace in an old game he'd play with his brother to decide who would order first at a restaurant, you didn't expect to be so bad at it. How hard is it to guess what someone is writing on your back? He has to be cheating, the jerk. It is the only remedy for your half-sore, half-amused ego. "I demand a rematch."

"Someone is just a sore loser," Ace mutters but there's a smile in his tone. "But alright," he relents, tapping a finger against your back. "More food for me then! Should I start adding different dishes to the menu?"

"How about when I win this time," you pucker your lips resolutely. "You cook me something. Thatch must have taught you something back then." You're sure you've never seen Ace cook a day in your life, let alone back during the time he was merely a guest on the Moby. You recall the days of a more belligerent captain of the then Spade Pirates with a smile. Ace hadn't been particularly fond of you to start ー you who had only joined the crew a year prior ー but that is old news now. "I want something fancy too!"

Something with so many intricate steps that karma will serve undue justice on your behalf.

"The most I can do is make sure something's well-cooked," you hear the satisfied smirk even without seeing it. "I can share my stew with you, if you want."

The laugh leaves you before you can help yourself, "you mean the stew I'm making in the first place?"

A forehead presses against your shoulder and you half-expect to hear snores until you feel him laughing against you. "Yep," he snickers, skin pleasantly warm against yours. "It's the thought that counts right?"

Affection surges through your person and you sigh wistfully. "You're helping me make it in that case," you click your heels together. Thatch will simply have to trust his kitchen will be fine even with Ace moving in it as more than just a taste-tester. "Alright, let's go! No cheating this time, I'm onto you."

With an amused sigh of his own, Ace relents tracing the words against your back at a deliberately slow pace compared to the last few rounds. Your cheeks feel a touch warmer and your heart more full when you 'I love you' is what you sound out.

[hanafubukki]

*breaks your door with an axe in the shape of bat and peeks inside* hey.

So! I got hungry for soft Lilia and baby silver with a Yuu that accidentally space time traveled in the wrong direction for a couple of days.

And for a couple of days they help take care of a baby silver, with a moody malleus showing up from time to time in the span of the weekend Yuu stayed.

So cottage core family moments! From preparing Silvers milk/food to telling certain dragon to stop staring from outside with a threating look so Yuu doesn’t put anything sus in the food.

“Malleus, please, stop! If you want, you can come in and help with the cooking”

“Help? How bold of you human, asking the prince that so humbly allows you to exist in this land, to help you with a task reserved to who are my servants,”

“Shame, I was going to ask you to be my taste tester for the ice cream. Guess I can ask Lilia,”

“But I am kind and I will assist you in your cooking endeavors!”

Yuu’s food is too good to pass for MalMal, as Yuu knows exactly what to put that he likes whenever he comes over! Which is almost every day.

He may be a prince, but no one is mighty enough to not lick the cake batter from the bowl.

Hello Anonie 🌺🌻💚

With all of you breaking down my door, I think I’m going to be cold this rainy winter 🤣🤣

…do you think Diasomnia will let me stay with them? 😆💞 also, can I have that axe I want to use it on the senate 🤣 (at least you didn’t go “here’s Johnny!”)

You are speaking my love language because yes!! Time travel shenanigans my love!!

Malleus adores Silver. He would see you and remember the stories he heard about human and would be extra protective. Lilia says it’s fine. You have the blessing of the night fae on you. Fae can tell when people lie and you have spoken nothing but the truth.

Haven’t given them details of the future, but he can’t blame you for being precautious.

Even so, Malleus keeps his guard up until, well, you bribe him.

You had seen all sides of Malleus Draconia from your time at NRC, that whole dream fiasco, and even beyond that.

But this side? The very protective and yet slightly rebellious side? Was new to you. You kind of enjoyed this more expressive Malleus.

You definitely enjoyed taking care of baby Silver. He was beyond precious and such a happy baby.

You can see why Lilia loves his sons so much. Both of them are adorable.

A part of you wanted to stay, wanted to enjoy this tranquility.

But no, you couldn’t.

You had so much waiting for you in the future.

These little ones will grow into fine men.

A lover who you adore with your whole heart.

You couldn’t wait until you returned to your time, so you can tease them.

“I see Malleus warmed up to you.”

“Not with any help from you.”

Lilia laughed, “I knew you could handle it.”

“Father’s intuition?”

“A bit of that and something else.”

With the way Lilia eyed the chain around your neck, you knew he had an idea.

The chain held your wedding ring.

Your husband always was a cheeky and smart one even during the NRC days, baring a certain event that is.

Smart bat dad.

You opened your eyes to fluttering kisses all over your face.

“Welcome back, Precious.”

You pulled Lilia down into a kiss.

“I’m back.”

☺️🌺🌻 Surprise! They are married and you were from a further future beyond nrc time.

[winnieiscalmeth]

Notes: Baking with the Black Lagoon women.(Going back to basic scenarios) Very ooc as always. <3

милый=Dear

Proofread?: Nope

Rebbeca "Revy" Lee

I'd be lying if I said Revy would like baking. But with enough begging (and bribing) you'll manage to at least have her help you. She'd only read the instructions to you, not putting any effort into helping. Sometimes, misreading them or lying making you mess up the dessert.

"3 teaspoons of ricotta chees-"

"3 what? Give me that!" You stared at the list. "3 tablespoons of ricotta cheese! Are you trying to mess me up?"

"I didn't want to do this shit in the first place dammit! Ya think I'll fuck this up just to make me suffer for longer?!" She was. Revy takes baking with you as a chance to annoy you.

Sofia "Balalaika" Irinovskaya

Bala's always busy so baking with her is rare. But she is great at it. She can tell you messed an ingredient up just by looking at it. On occasion, if you had started to bake by yourself, she'd start helping you.

"What are you making?" She shifted her gaze from you to the bowl.

"Some pancake batter for something else I'm gonna make later." Balalaika stared at it before chuckling and taking the bowl.

"There's too much flower милый. Let me help you"

"Ahh shit"

Edith "Eda" Blackwater

Whenever she's bored and lounging around she goes to your house with random shit to bake. Baking gets chaotic when it comes to her because while your focused on stirring, she's dancing to whatever song on the radio or bothering you.

"The phone rings in the middle of the night, and my father yells what you gonna do with your life!" Eda danced around you.

"Baby, please chill the fuck out" She wrapped her arms wrap around you and leaned closer to your ear.

"And girls! They want to have fun!"

"Eda!"

Rosarita "Roberta" Cisneros

She loves to bake with you. You wouldn't want her to cook with you but she likes to help you by cleaning the utensils you use. Usually, she just hovers around you quietly or is your taste tester.

"Does this taste ok?" You shoved a spoonful of brownie mix in her mouth.

"Hmmm," It tasted a little bland. Could use a little more sugar is what Roberta wanted to say but didn't want to hurt your feelings.

"...is it bad?"

"No! No, it's good-"

"Nope it's definitely bad"

Shenhua

She's usually the one baking, and bossy too but in a loving way. Asking you to get ingredients from the fridge or telling you to wipe down a counter.

"Get me milk out of the refrigerator! And hurry up!"

"Okaay" You lazily walked over to the fridge.

"Come clean these cups too!"

You sighed. "Oh my god"

"What was that?!"

"Yes ma'am!"