#Seamus/Dean

[hp-fanfic-archive]

As The World Falls Down by KeeperoftheCottage Pairing: Seamus/Dean Rating: T Word Count: 3k Podfic available here Read by: DevilWithABirdDress Length: 10-30 minutes Before the Battle of Hogwarts begins, Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnegan struggle to reunite after almost a year apart.

[wolfpants]

enterrement de vie de garçon | ron/viktor + drarry + deamus

Rated E | 2.6k | Kinkuary day 28: Wildcard My self-prompt: Orgy Tags: EWE, bachelor party, established Drarry, established Deamus, past Ron/Viktor, bi Ron, everyone has fucked everyone, Ron calls it the gay circle of life, Ron POV, Quidditch player Draco Malfoy, banker Ron Weasley, group sex/orgy, summer holiday, the gang are approaching 30, banter, friendship, oral sex, rimming, anal sex, flirting Thank you so much to @getawayfox for the beta!

Ron and Viktor have had sex. Once.

All their friends know.

Five years ago, it was. When Draco had been drafted for the British team to play the World Cup in Sweden. 

Everyone had gone to see him play, had attended the parties and socials and wild nights with the world’s greatest Quidditch players.

Ron had been newly out at the time, and it’d been Hermione, of all people, to encourage him to talk to Viktor. “I knew you liked him when we were in school. I knew it. No one hates someone that much,” she’d said triumphantly when she finally got it out of him.

“I was jealous!” he’d said unconvincingly as she steered him across the large hotel bar, the entire building taken over by Quidditch players. 

“Of who?” she’d asked him slyly, plonking him in front of Viktor and his friends.

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wolfpants @kinkuary '23 masterlist day 1: accidental arousal (ron/scorpius) | day 2: gloryhole (harry/scorpius) | day 3: medical play (dron) | day 4: genderbend (sirius/draco) | day 5: cnc (deamus/harry+drarry) | day 6: begging (drarry) | day 7: somnophilia (charry) | day 8: intercrural (sirius/harry) | day 9: hair pulling (scorbus) | day 10: fisting (ronarry) | day 11: roleplay (drarry) | day 12: first time (teddy/scorpius) | day 13: dacryphilia (dralbus) | day 14: fabric play (charlie/draco) | day 15: possessiveness (dron) | day 16: size kink (sirius/drarry) | day 17: wax play (bill/draco) | day 18: exhibitionism (drarry) | day 19: hate sex (draco/james) | day 20: overstimulation (drarry) | day 21: chastity (james/albus) | day 22: piercings (harry/teddy) | day 23: praise kink (drarry) | day 24: feet (drarry) | day 25: comeplay (ron/albus/scorpius) | day 26: humiliation (blaise/draco) | day 27: cockwarming (drarry) | day 28: wildcard (orgy) (ron/viktor, drarry, deamus)

[realitybitesyouknowit]

The sexual education curriculum at Hogwarts is akin to an evil Hufflepuff, in that it is practically nonexistent. Fear not, though, for Severus has been forced to pick up the slack!

[poseidons-getting-milk]

Half-Blood Prince is like:

Hermione: I wish Ron liked me back

Ron: I wish Hermione liked me back

Lavender: I wish Ron liked me back

Ginny: I wish Harry liked me back

Dean: I wish Ginny liked me back

Seamus: I wish dean liked me back

Harry: I wish Ginny liked me back

Draco: The only way to save myself and my family is to kill Dumbledore which will end the rest of the entire wizarding world, Snape and Harry won’t get off my back, and i have no idea how to fix the magic cabinet but if i fail GrayBack will kill me and my mother

Snape: I wish Lilly liked me back

[tinygxrilla]

rival bands lightning era au (and it’s all sapphic)🎸💕(post 1 of 2) - the firebolts! 💥

[theprettieststarfr]

Sometimes I forget that Deamus was literally a wolfstar variant, but in Harry, Ron and Neville's dorm this time???

[leviosatothestars]

just imagining (canon compliant) Theodore Nott dating fem!Wolfstar!reader and like the angst of it because realistically, Sirius’ daughter dating a Slytherin?? Sirius’ daughter dating a Nott?? A very well known family of followers of Voldemort? And all Remus knows about Theo is that he was the quietest of the boys in reader and Theo’s year and that he didn’t spend time with Draco and Draco’s friends. Sirius tries to get information from Harry and Harry doesn’t even know Theo exists so he asks Hermione who Theo is and Hermione rolls her eyes because Theo is not only a lone wolf and quiet, but he’s highly skilled in Potions and Ancient Runes and it frustrates Hermione because she has never once seen Theo in the library studying.

(Non-canon compliant because Enzo is a fanon character) So Harry asks Neville, Seamus, and Dean for more information because while Remus knows enough information to judge now, Sirius is still not too happy about this arrangement. Harry learns from Neville, Seamus, and Dean that Theo rarely speaks, but they have seen the boy hang out with Enzo and Blaise on numerous occasions.

Sirius is still not too pleased because while he now knows Theo is not a complete loner who’s intelligent is normal Pureblood subjects, Theo is friends with a Zabini, a rich and powerful family, and a Berkshire, a Pureblood family not part of the Sacred 28 and Sirius isn’t too impressed in the choice of friends the Nott boy has made. Sirius asks Harry to get Ron’s brothers, known pranksters and troublemakers who are good friends of reader, to pull a prank in Theo’s vicinity to see how the Slytherin reacts. Sirius believes that a guy who doesn’t enjoy pranks isn’t good enough for his daughter.

So Fred and George pull off a prank on Lorenzo Berkshire while Enzo’s spending time with Blaise and Theo. The twins somehow, I’m not good at writing pranks, get paint all over Enzo and Blaise and Theo by accident. Enzo’s trying to laugh it off because it’s Fred and George, they obviously didn’t mean any harm while Blaise is disgruntled and trying to not hex the twins because now he has to wash paint out of his hair which is not an easy task and he’s just praying the paint Fred & George used wasn’t acrylic. Theo’s smirking and holding back a chuckle at Enzo and Blaise’s reactions, not even noticing the paint that splattered onto him. Fred and George are rolling around on the grass, laughing so hard their lungs hurt and while all of this is happening, reader is only standing a distance away, mouth ajar and eyes wide because Fred and George had sworn Theo would be off limits now that Theo was dating reader.

I might honestly end up writing this myself because I’m so hooked on it now. Also, in my mind fem!Wolfstar!reader is also a Ravenclaw and secretly highly mischievous.

[hpseeker99]

Dean: Nice onesie, does it come in men? Harry, annoyed: Oh I think you come in men enough for all of us Ron: Hermione: Neville: Ginny: Luna: The entire Gryffindor common room: Seamus: Oh I'm so proud of you <3

[isogenderskitty]

people who’ve only seen hatchetfield: starkid has like practically no gay characters :/

the avp trilogy which has been sitting right there for probably most of their lives and is the foundation of everything:

plus these less explicit more headcanony (but like, BARELY) examples that i really think are worth mentioning as well, i have receipts don’t tempt me i will literally make an entire video about this stuff (and i might actually):

[anyaharveyii]

poor ron weasley. first, one of his roommates goes with his little sister to the yule ball. then, another one of his roommates starts dating her, and then another one of his roommates falls head over heels for her and ends up marrying her. (if seamus hadn't been such an ass for the first half of fifth year, he easily could've gone down in history as ron's favorite roommate.)

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Every time there's a rainbow, the Gryffindor boys of the 90's are torn between making a gay joke about Seamus or making a leprechaun joke about Seamus

[wolfpants]

the game | dean/seamus/harry + drarry

Rated E | 1.4k | @kinkuary day 5: CNC Tags: CNC, group sex, exhibitionism, London, drinking, light drug use (weed), D/s elements, dirty talk, Draco is a little shit, blow jobs, Seamus is quite frankly amazed, Seamus POV, aftercare Thank you to InnerLilith for the beta!

Harry asks for it over Friday night drinks, like it’s no big deal.  Dean laughs.

Seamus chokes on his gin and tonic. It burns down his throat, bitter and sharp, rendering him momentarily speechless. 

“Come on,” Harry says. “I’m serious.”

Dean’s laughter stops abruptly and the hand that’s been rubbing Seamus’s back in slow circles between his shoulder blades stills. 

“You want us to…” Seamus ventures tightly, unable to finish.  Behind them, Ron and Hermione are chatting away to Draco about sourdough starters. Pansy and Neville are ordering them all another round from their favourite drag queen bartender. 

The whole situation feels like a fever dream.

“Fuck me while Draco watches,” Harry says again without blinking.

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wolfpants @kinkuary '23 masterlist day 1: accidental arousal (ron/scorpius) | day 2: gloryhole (harry/scorpius) | day 3: medical play (dron) | day 4: genderbend (sirius/draco) | day 5: cnc (deamus/harry+drarry)

[fangirlingismygame]

[When asked about their about their break-up]

Dean: Oh we would've never worked out, the love of her life was sleeping in a bed next to me, dreaming about her

Ginny: Well the love of your life was also sleeping in a bed next to you and dreaming about you, so I'd call us even

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

Seamus: I don’t spit Draco: Sea we did NOT have to know that your gay ass swallows Seamus: Dean already knew Neville: *spits out pumpkin juice* Dean: Oh, so YOU spit, Nev? Seamus: Spitting is for the weak ones. Harry: *chokes on his drink* Dean: Ay, Sea, doesn’t that look familiar? *smirks* Seamus: Shut up. Dean: Make me Ron and Draco: *high-pitched shrieking* Seamus: Well if spitting is for the weak, then you’re the weakest. You don’t spit OR swallow. Draco: *cough* bottom *cough* Dean: Shut up both of you Harry: *still choking* Draco: Why is he still choking? Man doesn’t know how to spit does he? Dean: Bet you know all about that Draco: … Seamus: Dean, you’re being very sassy today for a bottom Dean: Says the one who’s better at blowing up than blowing Hermione: Pansy: Everyone: Ron: Repent and turn to Jayden. Hermione: *leans in and whispers* His name is Jesus. Ron: Jesus.

[m00neroni]

when people compare romione to wolfstar it makes me arch a brow because, yeah, they are best friends to lovers slow burn, but that's where the similarities end, in my opinion.

i could see a romione-jily parallel way better than that.

deamus on the other hand... or parvender even.

[the-colourful-witch]

So, I couldn't leave out Dean's other half; my favourite fire cracker. Seamus Finnigan :) I am so into the whole DEAMUS ship. I feel like Dean, being bisexual would have been dating a bit and Seamus would have just watched and felt miserable, but he wouldn't know why he felt that way until he realized he was in love with Dean. Then finally, they'd both crack and realize they have feelings for each other. And it would be difficult, but so sweet. And Seamus would have been devastated when Dean went on the run and he didn't hear from him and just- agh my heart. I'm sorry.