#Source: Scott Pilgrim vs The World

[mamaspidershit]

Natasha: Is Peter here? Clint: Uh, you know what— Peter: [throws himself through the window] Clint: —he just left.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April: I'd like to be your friend. Donnie: With benefits?! April: No benefits. Donnie: Worth a shot...

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dave: listen john

John: Roxy used to call me that

Dave: yeah, i'd hope so

Dave: considering it's your fucking name

[incorrecthellaversesins]

Lucifer, answering the phone: Hello?

Mammon: It’s Mammon!

Lucifer: What did he do this time?

Mammon: No, it’s me, Mammon, it’s actually me

Lucifer: What did you do this time?

[incorrect-losers]

Stan *answering the phone*: Hello?

Richie: It’s Richie!

Stan: What did he do this time?

Richie: No, it's me, Richie, it's actually me

Stan: What did you do this time?

[incorrect-one-piece-quotes]

Nami: [answers her snail] Hello?

Luffy: It's Luffy.

Nami: What did he do this time?

Luffy: No, it's me, Luffy, it's actually me.

Nami: What did you do this time?

[alien-slushie]

Clopeh: Is Cale here?

Choi Han: Ya know what-

Cale: *flings himself out the window*

Choi Han: He just left.

[hawkinsincorrect]

Steve: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Robin. Break out the L-word.

Robin: Lesbian?

Steve: The other L-word.

Robin: ...Lesbians?

[nixster627]

Nie Huaisang: Is Jiang Cheng here?

Wei Wuxian, after Jiang Cheng jumps out the window: You know what? He just left.

Nie Huaisang: Did he?

Wei Wuxian, as Jiang Cheng is reaching through the window for his jacket: ...Yeah, sorry.

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: Be back in a bit, baby!

N: Okay, bye, I’ll miss youuuu!

Uzi: ILL MISS YOU FUCKING MORE!!!

[moon-muffin]

Amanda: If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Akko. Break out the L-word.

Akko: Lesbian?

Amanda: Exactly.

*Later*

Akko: Diana, I'm in lesbians with you.

Diana: 😳

[perfectly-princely-emo-nightmare]

Virgil: Be back in a bit, baby!

Roman: Okay, bye, I’ll miss youuu!

Virgil: ILL MISS YOU FUCKING MORE!!!

[kaitcreates]

Jace, on the phone: It’s Jace. Alec: What did he do this time? Jace: No it’s me, Jace. Alec: What did you do this time?

[unicornblossom13]

Yusei [answers the phone]: Hello?

Jack: It’s Jack.

Yusei: What did he do this time?

Jack: No, it’s me, Jack.

Yusei: Oh. What did you do this time?

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Person: Well, it was nice meeting you! Tell your gay friends I say bye.

Gabby: Gay friends?

*Gabby turns to see Francis kissing Zag]

Gabby: Again?!

[team-iceflower]

Weiss: Be back in a bit baby!

Ruby: Okay, bye! I'll miss youuuuuu.

Weiss: I'll fucking miss you MORE!