#They are definitely not straight themselves

[4kozy]

sing a song about me

megan. ( after dark )

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pairing | megan x fem!reader

tw | implied smut, minor language, slight nsfw, idk what else can i add.. men dni, mdni!!

genre + wc | fluff + 903

syn | late nights with your girlfriend, megan skiendiel.

an | can u tell i came up with this last night honeypots?

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You don’t even notice it.

You don’t notice it with the soft glow in the corner of the room, a small plug-in lamp being the only true form of lighting active right now.

It being Megan: topless in your doorway with a pair of purple basketball shorts on that definitely seen better days, holding a glass of water with a lovestruck look in her eyes.

You’re on the bed, scrolling absentmindedly on your phone, humming along with a song that came up on your page, face glowing from the light of the screen and the thin layer of sweat on your body; the bedsheets are scrunched up underneath you, duvet halfway off the bed, hanging for dear life.

But Megan stares at you like you’re a piece of renaissance art, studying you wordlessly, as if she’d never seen you before.

You’re beautiful.

With the marks on body, with hair sticking to your face, with the glassy look in your eyes–all evidence that she was there.

Megan had been inside you, beside you, on top of you, and now she’s left her imprint on you. And nothing felt better than the idea that tomorrow–well, more like later today, people would know that.

People would know that Megan Skiendiel was there.

That she’s the only one you trust with your body.

Her chest explodes with pride. Never in a million years would she expect to get so lucky with somebody like you.

“Baby, I got you some water,” she finally speaks, drawing your attention to her. There’s a sense of awe in her voice as she walks over to you, sliding into the bed with a small thump.

You press a kiss to her jaw, hand grazing hers as you take the glass. “Thanks, Megs. Always so sweet.”

Megan burns. She burns, hot and flustered, stumbling over her words, staring straight ahead. “Uh… You’re welcome.”

You snicker, putting your phone down and bringing your body closer to her, causing her to freeze up with all the grace of a child playing twister. You’re nestled into her side, head on her shoulder, legs resting on top hers; it’s like you were meant to be there all along, bodies fitting not like puzzle pieces, but like clay molded around each other, mixing together where you meet in the middle.

Her jaw clenches, chest tightening up before she panics, stammering like an idiot, ”Hey, wait! You’re still–“

“I see you on stage, Megan,” you roll your eyes in feigned exasperation. “Are you always gonna act awkward like this after we have sex or…?” your voice, once taking on a playfully teasing tone now trails off into laughter.

Megan whips her head down towards you, embarrassment and some other feeling making themselves known on her features.

A beat passes before she speaks again.

“You’re warm,” she murmurs. It’s so quiet that you think it’s a thought that unintentionally found itself outside her head. She glances at you, lovesick look in her eyes, and then double-takes, flustered. “And you’re naked! Get off me..!”

You laugh loudly, scooting just the smallest bit, moving to rest your head against your headboard. “Yeah, I’m naked silly,” you grin, pausing to take a sip. “Remember, Meimei? You’re the one that got me naked… Talking about, ‘oh you got me all hot and bothered, and you need to take responsibility...’ That was you!”

Megan chokes on nothing, face becoming even redder, if that was possible. “Don’t remind me of what I said?!” she hisses, lightly knocking your skulls together.

You lean over to put your cup on the nightstand, movements slow and deliberate, knowing that your girlfriend’s eyes were always on you, regardless of the situation. Megan swallows thickly, eyebrows furrowing with slight irritation and a glint of desire in her eyes.

She just couldn’t stop herself from wanting you all the time, even when you were being annoying on purpose.

“Oh no, Mei. I’m not reminding of what you said. I’m simply… throwing old words in the air,” you say, stretching obnoxiously before crawling over to her.

Megan gapes at you, still staring like a deer caught in headlights. “You’re an asshole,” she pouts. Soft whines of discontent exit her lips at your teasing.

“And you,” you say, pausing your statement with a swing of your leg over her lap, now straddling her. “You’re a dork. My dork.”

She goes quiet, lost in thought for a minute. Her hands find purchase on your waist, her grip so tight that you’re sure marks will form. “Mean it?” she whispers, heart skipping.

��‘Course I do,” you breathe.

The tension is palpable, air changing between you into something so much more passionate.

But never intense-only familiar.

Unspoken words fill the space; not that they were uncomfortable, but the eye contact between you two was enough. You knew Megan now.

Unlike before with the slightly awkward pre-sex conversation, or fumbled fingers, or surprise when learning something new about each other, Megan knew your body like she could draw a map of it from memory, and in vice versa. She knew you.

It was so refreshing–an attentive partner who tried her best to understand you so well that speaking was just unnecessary. All it took was a glance. On stage, on flights, at home. All it took was a lock of eyes.

And the glance now–the stare bouncing back and forth between you was saying the same thing: I want you.

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[blossomcola]

hi! i have a request if u don’t mind?

i need lara and megan CARNALLY it’s so embarrassing. especially after the gabriella mv. like how do u expect me NOT to thirst after seeing them in those SUITS????? SAPPHICS in suits nonetheless.

but anyway. that last fem reader x dani drabble was so hot OMG. it got me thinking. i’d like to imagine lara and megan tag-teaming someone (hypothetical 7th member? random hot girl from the club? mutual best friend? idk) they’ve had their eye on for a while. drawing her in, laying her down, whispering into her ear. lara being smooth and cool as always, weaseling herself between the girl’s legs - megan kneeling over the girl’s face and still somehow making her laugh without killing the mood, being the beautiful lovable goofball she is.

they make her cum over and over again, overstimulating her to the brink, switching positions, getting themselves off while they continuously fuck this girl’s brains out - treating this like one big game as their greedy fingers spread her nice and wide for their visual appeal. maybe there’s this one moment where it’s megan eating her out, and lara sitting right behind her, instead - coaxing her shaky legs open, whispering all sweet in her ear: “can you give us one more, pretty baby?”

pairing. dom!megara x sub!fem reader

content warnings. cunnilingus, face sitting, fingering, praise, scissoring.

knowing that megara often goes out to parties or events, either alone or accompanied by someone like emily, for example, i wouldn’t be surprised if something like this happens. they both have the vibe that they are going to a party to have fun and spend time together but without taking away the possibility of finding a third party for the fun of the night.

they together are a danger because it is a combination that makes you dizzy and feel multiple feelings at the same time. megan would be on one side, charismatic and cheerful as always, telling jokes or just common comments that sound funny coming from her lips — while lara would be a little less... subtle about her intentions. she’s a softer talker so she’d leave the talking part to megan, maybe occasionally giving you a compliment on your appearance and focusing on how the clothes fit your body perfectly, coming to rest a hand on your thigh and caressing your skin with her thumb in a way that makes it difficult for you to pay attention to megan’s words… of course you wouldn’t refuse when they offered you to go home with them!

they both definitely have restless hands. i can imagine that when you lie down on the mattress they don’t even let you think about the situation because they already have their hands on your body, making you practically whine since the touch of both has a great contrast to the other’s; of course lara loves being able to have these kinds of moments with a girl, but as much as she loves being passionate, she would consider making you enjoy the moment. so she would be a little slower and more sensual in her touching of you, leaving a trail of kisses all over your abdomen while her hands caress your thighs and massage the flesh between her fingers, slowly going down to your belly and trying to be slow just to make you squirm. it’s a shame megan can’t keep her hands for herself, and you realize it by the hand with which she shamelessly gropes your tits, it doesn’t take long for her to close her lips over one of your nipples and suck as if she were a baby.

lara being super gentle and putting your pleasure first, kneeling between your legs and leaning down until she was eye level with your dripping pussy, looking you straight in the eyes as she gives a slow lick along your slit that makes you moan beautifully for her. megan doesn’t want to be left out and knows what she has to do, sitting next to your head on the bed and stroking your hair to get your attention, asking if she can sit on your face like it’s the most common thing in the world, but that doesn’t mean you’d say no! she definitely loves how you whimper against her pussy as she uses your mouth to her liking while lara is between your legs eating you out in a way that makes your head spin, not wasting time making witty comments and jokes that only she laughs at because lara is busy and you can only babble — also at a certain point lara would choose to change technique, positioning herself between your legs and lowering herself until her pussy is pressed against yours, grinding against you and making pleasing megan a more than difficult task, especially when megan decides to slide a hand between your thighs and start playing with your clit.

since megan recently came out of the closet, we could say that maybe she doesn’t have the best experience with girls, so what better for her than for lara to teach her how to please one using your body as an example? things like guiding her to the moment megan is between your thighs, telling her what to do and how to touch you correctly, but this means that lara also has to give demonstrations to correct megan when she is wrong and not understanding her words! something like megan asking “so? am i doing it right?” when she’s fingering you or playing with you before she actually starts fucking you, only for lara to reply, “no, do it like this.” and not even giving megan time to move away because she joins in immediately, sliding two fingers inside you along with megan’s that were already inside and making you squirt instantly due to overstimulation — and this means there’s also a good chance they’ll both eat you out at the same time.

and letting megan practice with you is the best. lara leaning against the back of the bed, having you lying against her body and your back pressed against her chest, both of her hands holding the back of your knees and keeping them open for megan, who is between your legs devouring you and exploring. lara would give you soft and loving kisses on the curve of your neck and shoulder every time you started to sob and squirm, telling you to just hold on a little longer and that she’ll give you a nice reward if you can be a good girl for a little longer.

[vasito-de-leche]

;KPOP DEMON HUNTERS - Saja Boys Headcanons

Compilation of headcanons and analysis of the Saja Boys and other related things.

breaking my r99 streak with the new worms forming in my brain <3 my knowledge on korean mythology isn't a lot since I mostly just watch kdramas so I'll just be talking about what we got to see in the movie!

On the subject of Grim Reapers and boybands.

First of all, the Saja Boys are all presented as grim reapers (jeoseung saja), relating to their role in the movie as those who guide the fans' souls to the underworld, even if done maliciously rather than impartially as typical grim reapers do. They're demons, after all.

Here, grim reapers also retain a more humanoid appearance when compared to the rest of demons underground; aside from the Saja Boys, there are a few others spread out in the crowd. Just by looking at them, we can understand they all share the same color palette (purple tinted skin, yellow eyes) but not all of them are expected to have sharp teeth and/or protruding tusks--which explains how Mystery had extremely long tusks but Jinu only had somewhat sharp canines before their idol disguises.

The thing that stands out to me is the fact that the other four Saja Boys are shown to be sluggish and zombie-like at different points of the story, unlike Jinu and the other grim reapers in the crowd. At the top of my head, this happens twice--when they return to the underworld after their debut and right after the signing event is over, when we see them immediately slouch tiredly after throwing away the bouquets.

Initially, I toyed with the possibility that the other four Saja Boys might be something else--something lower than the generic imps and lackey demons and that they might lack individuality, existing sort of like puppets, or that perhaps they completely lost their humanity and control over themselves along the way in their life as demons. But with the amount of personality they show in their very few scenes, I like to headcanon that only Jinu is cut out for the life of an idol, and the other four are so fucking exhausted after every song, every cutesy stunt, every second of their act that they just look downright fucked up afterwards.

Which makes sense to me given the similarities between Rumi and Jinu; both being extremely driven and stubborn in their ways, pushing for their goals no matter what. On one hand, Rumi sacrifices her own health and friendships for what she believes to be the greater good, and Jinu sacrifices everyone else for what he wants. It's difficult for Mira and Zoey to keep up with their friend (think of the couch scene, when Rumi accelerates the release of their new song) and it might be difficult for the other four Saja Boys to keep up with Jinu as well.

To add to this, I also like to headcanon that Mystery and Baby are the ones who dislike being idols the most, while Romance and Abby are more tolerant of it.

Mystery straight up barks at the fans, I imagine the role of mysterious and aloof member is perfect for him because of how little he actually wants to interact with fans and play along with Jinu's boyband. I can't see him genuinely enjoying singing nor dancing either. Baby strikes me as someone who enjoys the playful aspect of the idol life--the games, the variety shows, the luxury that comes with the lifestyle--but despises the responsibilities that come with it. The meet and greets, the signings, to constantly put on a cute act in front of the camera and audience for the sake of appearances. On one hand, it's fun to have an excuse to get away with shenanigans by virtue of being the cute maknae of the group, on the other hand it's also a pain in the ass to have to stick to that.

When it comes to Romance and Abby, they do seem to have more fun with the social aspects of their idol life, especially when they get to terrorize Mira together.

Stirring up shipping drama and whatnot is definitely something we can expect out of a guy assigned as The Romantic One, but it's the fact that Abby joins in as well that makes me think it might be more than their planned out personas and schemes to mess with Huntrix--these two guys actively enjoy the attention and seeing the reactions they get from others. Abby specifically looks like he enjoys the dancing and the intricate choreographies. I can see him being the lead dancer! On the other hand, Romance could be the visuals.

On the subject of demon patterns

We know that the designs can vary just by looking at all the demons, including Rumi, not just the Saja Boys. A fun detail is that Jinu's second outfit during the spice game involves his own demon patterns!

But then we also get another recolor of these same outfits right before the final showdown, now with more demon patterns on the boys!

I like to headcanon that those are pretty much the patterns each Saja Boy has along their body. In Romance's case, his shirt lacks any distinct patterns, but we know he has just as many as the rest from the introduction they give to Gwi-ma, so I'll chalk it down to an aesthetic choice.

I also have some other headcanons about the patterns in general and how they differ from demons born in the underworld versus humans turned demons!

For demons born in the underworld, these patterns are actually scars--this is the process of their wounds healing and do not glow at all, they can also become less noticeable over the years like regular human scars. Perhaps the texture and sensitiveness is different due to how demons are much tougher physically, but it's pretty easy to understand as a concept.

For humans turned demons, these scars are a manifestation of their shame and Gwi-ma's control over them, they appear over time as the human continues to hear his voice or accept his gifts, make deals with him and so on and so forth. Because they're the embodiment of negative feelings or closely tied with them, I imagine these patterns can feel unpleasant--from pulsating faintly with all the bad vibes you've accumulated over the years to straight up burning your skin if your negative emotions spiral out of control.

We also see that patterns spreading might cause some changes in a person, since Rumi loses her ability to sing as the patterns begin to spread to her neck.

I think this is more of a consequence of one's negative thoughts and feelings than simply related to having patterns in itself--Rumi's perception of herself and her patterns was inherently rooted in self-hatred due to the way she was raised, so it makes sense to me that she would lose her voice right after seeing the golden Honmoon, something she wholeheartedly wanted to believe was the fix-it-all solution to her own existence. In her conversation with Celine after she begins her partial transformation, the things Rumi says aren't a sudden realization but shame and insecurities left to fester for years. She was basically a ticking bomb waiting to explode.

We also know that Gwi-ma let Jinu keep his voice, but it's heavily implied that his singing voice was the result of their deal--his soul for musical talent--so it has nothing to do with his patterns.

In Rumi's case, singing was a vehicle for her job--her voice allows her to make the Honmoon glow golden, and thus make everything alright--which is a vast contrast to how she uses her voice at the very end to not only accept herself and reach out to her best friends, but to create a better Honmoon that doesn't revolve around hiding one's flaws. Even with her patterns, she can still sing properly here. Of course, she's half-demon so there may be some things that only apply to her and whatnot but either way, that's for a different post entirely.

Since these patterns are related to bad feelings, I imagine a good way to counter the physical pain they bring would be good feelings, so you have to picture yourself tracing your Saja Boys bias' patterns to calm him down, you have to do it.

On the subject of the Saja Boys and their dynamics with each other.

Given Jinu is around 400 years old, and he's the one who knows how to maneuver his way around Gwi-ma, I assume he's the oldest one in the group. We don't get to see them interact a lot with each other, at least not in ways that we can fully discern as genuine, but I love overthinking so here we are.

Based only on their usual formation (Mystery, Romance, Jinu as the center, Abby, Baby) and respective roles in the band, I imagine that Romance and Abby could be the next two oldest, followed by Mystery and Baby. It would be fun if Romance was the second oldest, followed by Abby, then Mystery and finally Baby as the classic maknae with the deepest voice.

Of course, given they're demons fully covered in patterns, the actual age difference between them could range from a few decades to a few hundred years. I like the idea that Jinu specifically sought them out over his stay in the underworld for his plan, but eventually the five of them became close with each other. There is also zero indications of this, but another headcanon I like is that the other four members were also attempting to get something out of this plan, similar to how Jinu wanted to erase his memories, something to lessen the pain of existing as demons for all eternity.

As for their dynamics with each other, Abby and Baby also seem the most casually friendly, often seen leaning on other members. I've been rewatching this movie passively since it came out, and the amount of times Abby just fucking holds onto Jinu's shoulders is enough to make me raise an eyebrow. You go, clingy bisexual king. When they escape the stage after the game show, Abby is also the one giving Baby a piggyback ride.

They also clearly go in pairs (Mystery-Baby and Romance-Abby) so I like to interpret this as these specific pairs being closer with each other.

Fans perceive Baby and Mystery as the cute but secretly chaotic duo, but these two strike me as catty, petty bitches who love to talk shit or be judgemental together. They've mastered the art of putting people down with a single twitch of the mouth, the subtlest but most cutthroat expressions ever. I like to think they're the type of duo that doesn't even need to talk to understand each other with how similar or attuned they are to each other.

They also heavily contrast Romance and Abby, who are more way more chatty and bicker constantly--sometimes for fun, as a playful thing, but most of the times because their personalities mean they butt heads over small things for no reason. Most fans think they don't get along, but it's just the opposite; the bickering means they're comfortable and close enough with each other!

As for other pairs, I think Baby and Abby have a similar vibe that makes everything extremely fun when they're the center of attention--they play off each other very well, with Baby instigating shenanigans and Abby fueling him. Mystery and Romance do get along very well behind the scenes, especially when they need to unwind from Baby and Abby's antics and high energy.

When it comes to Jinu, he's often paired up with Abby simply for aesthetic purposes--they just look good together. I like to think that some fans perceive Abby as the "second in command," but in truth, that role falls on Romance. If you need to ask for something outlandish, you have to ask Jinu for permission and if he's too busy to care, he'll redirect you to Romance, but if he's ALSO too busy then you'll get immediately redirected to Abby and he'll most likely say yes if it sounds fun enough. This is how Baby used to get away with so much shit, until Romance caught on and started to keep a closer eye on him. Just in case.

I also think a lot about how possible centuries as a demon might do to someone's psyche--since Jinu mentions how demons feel negativity but amplified to horrible degrees, I imagine all of Saja Boys perceive the group as a means to an end as a result of this, even if they've clearly become comfortable with each other as found family or what have you. You can ship them for all I care, the movie gets very funny when it becomes two rival polycules.

On the subject of animal companions.

We know that Jinu has his lion and bird (apparently the lion's name is "Derpy" and it was revealed in the official roblox game for the movie?) because he's the world's specialest demon princess, but I like to think that the other boys also get their own animal companions.

To follow with the Saja Boys (Lion boys, in this case) theme then I can see them all having different felines, big or small.

Romance with a serval, one that has a few spots shaped like hearts instead. Abby with a jaguar he insists looks NOTHING like him but it literally has the exact same eyebrows. Mystery with a snow leopard, one so fluffy its fur covers his eyes just like him. Baby with an ocelot that can somehow make the exact same shit-eating smug grins he does.

Ironically, for a group whose logo is a lion, not a single one of them has a lion as a companion pet--it's considered rude to bring this up in their fandom, because their lore explained this in some obscure concert and if you're pointing it out, then you're clearly not up to date with the Saja Boys lore document being passed on through twitter DMs like a family heirloom, shaking my head.

I do imagine these animals are helpers for their actual grim reaper duties, messengers just like them! But some are a bit more rebellious than others and might not even listen to their respective master the way Jinu's tiger does.

Round of headcanons I couldn't fit anywhere else.

The other Saja Boys don't have "real" names either because their identities were lost in their respective deals with Gwi-ma OR because they're willingly concealing their former human identities out of shame. I still haven't decided which ones I want to fit in which category, hmm ...

Jinu is the only one who clung really hard to his name, initially because of his strong sense of self and selfishness; I imagine he was rather pragmatic even after joining Gwi-ma in the underworld and might've tried to find any way out to gain his soul back, if his conversations with Rumi are anything to go by, only to have the centuries wear him down and instead find a way out by playing by Gwi-ma's rules instead.

Sometimes, humans turned demons don't even need to hear Gwi-ma's voice to have their patterns flare up and relive their worst feelings, it can just happen. When it does, the Saja Boys try to redirect those negative feelings one of them might be going through towards themselves--it's easier to snap out of it if you're angry at someone who isn't yourself. They know each other well enough by now to know the exact thing to say to get each other's attention, even if it means saying some cruel and horrible things.

When it comes to who deals with these moments from worst to best, I'd say the list would be: Baby, Jinu, Romance, Abby, Mystery.

I also like the idea of them adapting easily to modern times, regardless of the era each comes from. Their interest in modern society varies, but because they've existed as demons for so long, the issues aren't "Oh, how do I use a phone?" but "How can I send a message without scratching my entire screen with these damn claws?" and so on!

[randomasfuk]

Batfams type

Bruce: He likes confident women and men, not just quietly confident, but borderline egomaniacs who get away with it because they’re usually right. He also loves a mystery, though not someone manipulative or deceitful—more like a puzzle to solve in certain aspects. He doesn’t want someone who’ll fall straight into his arms, he enjoys the chase. For some reason, he strikes me as someone who has a thing for green or hazel eyes. He’s not picky about hair color but prefers darker shades, especially brown. Body type doesn’t matter much to him as long as the person is confident, though he does enjoy curves.

Dick: He’s a sucker for curvy, plus size women, I just know it. I don’t know why, but he gives off that energy. He likes redheads and blondes but isn’t fussy. He’s into full lips and he’s drawn to people who can take charge and make decisions. He values confidence, though not as much as Bruce, and it’s not as important to him overall, even if he finds it attractive, I could see him falling for someone who’s more shy and becomes more confident when there comfortable with him. A good sense of humor is more important to him. He definitely gives off ass man energy.

Jason: He’s the least picky. He’s really attracted to a nice smile. Confidence draws him in too, and he has a thing for muscular women and redheads. People who stand up for themselves. He’d want someone who can hold their own, maybe even keep up with him in a fight. He also has a soft spot for freckles and hazel eyes. He appreciates a dry, sarcastic sense of humor.

Tim (for girls): Confidence is very important to him—more so than it is to Dick, but not quite to the level of Bruce. He likes the quiet, self-assured type—someone who knows what they want and is intelligent. He has a thing for longer hair. He doesn’t care much about body type but prefers someone more petite. He enjoys sass, banter, and secretly finds it cute when they get jealous.

Tim (for guys): He has a thing for dimples and gentle giants—not that they have to be huge, but he likes the idea of the guy being bigger than him. He likes a bit of stubble and a good smile. He wants someone who listens but also knows what they want. Personality-wise, his preferences are pretty similar to his preferences for girls. He’s drawn to lighter hair, though it’s not a deal-breaker, as long as the person takes care of themselves, which goes for both genders.

Duke: He likes someone confident, genuine, and blunt, but not mean. Honesty is important. He’s drawn to people who have a good sense of humor and can make him laugh. Kindness is key, both to those they know and to strangers. Intelligence attracts him, especially when paired with passion, whether it’s for a hobby, a job, or something totally random. He’s into energetic people. Looks don’t matter much to him, but a good smile, laugh, and sense of style stand out. He also likes someone who can fight and would enjoy training together and he likes someone who knows what they want but is willing to compromise and is fair.

Damian: He finds intelligence incredibly attractive, the smarter, the better. He likes strong confidence, paired with unwavering loyalty. While loyalty matters to everyone, he finds it attractive even outside of relationships. He’s probably the pickiest out of everyone—not about looks, but personality. Grace and elegance appeal to him, but he doesn’t have specific physical preferences.

Cass: She loves confidence—but not cockiness or egotism, more of a quiet confidence but you can tell there confidence in how they carry themselves. She’s drawn to people who can handle themselves in a fight, beyond basic self-defense, even if they’re not martial arts masters. Kindness and compassion matter deeply to her, as does loyalty, on par with Damian’s preference. She’s especially attracted to a great smile, toned muscles, although that isn’t all too important and dark fluffy hair. She likes someone tall, funny, and good with banter and someone who can keep secrets.

Steph: She requires confidence and good fashion sense. She wants someone who can challenge her and make her laugh. Banter is a must, she wouldn’t want someone who takes themselves too seriously. She’d be reluctant to date someone who’s not a vigilante because she’d hate lying or worrying them. She likes a protective partner, not to a toxic degree, but still. Intelligence is a turn on. She has a thing for long hair, color doesn’t matter, but it’s about how it looks on the individual and how it’s styled. She’s into physical strength, preferably muscular builds, and definitely has a thing for shoulders. She loves blue eyes, expressive features, and freckles.

Barbara: Confidence, they all like that, just in there own fonts. She’s also attracted to intelligence, someone who values education, and a sense of humor. A strong work ethic is a big plus. She likes someone who can handle themselves, who’s strong and makes her feel safe. She’s into a bit of mystery. She appreciates someone who takes care of themselves and is independent. Defined features, passion, and decisiveness all appeal to her. She has a thing for deep voices and scars. She likes dark hair, shoulder length seems like her favorite. Eye color isn’t a big deal to her, but she loves thick eyelashes.

[theemptywallet]

Huzzah!

Okay, so, may I have a Chicken Rice but with Poached Chicken, and with Medkit, where the reader is too kind and caring for their own good; volunteering in an orphanage, helping the elderly, and caring for the sick, much to Medkit's dismay. So now Medkit has to deal with a sick reader who keeps denying that they're sick.

No rush! Just take your time (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

–★

Little body, big heart.

Medkit and reader platonic fluff

It started small.

An itch in your throat, a chilly feeling that wouldn't seem to go away and an ache behind your eyes that you blamed on a lack of sleep. It's nothing serious though,nothing you couldn't work through, right? A little cold was no reason for you sto stop. Especially not when the twins at the Crossroads orphanage were counting on you to read them a bedtime story, or when your old Inphernal friend was still recovering from their fall or when you needed to deliver medicines to a bunch of sick demons and definitely not when you had already agreed to helping Zuka deliver goods. There were too many people in need, so why stop for something like a little chill? So you pushed on like you always did, running around to complete errands. And it worked. For awhile.

But now, you find yourself slouching on your couch, shivering in your hoodie, head down like a wilted plant and sniffling like a leaking faucet. You felt like a truck had ran over you. Or maybe a million trucks. You looked at the calendar on your phone. Volunteer shift at the Crossroads orphanage in a few hours. How where you going to help the kids out if you were sick? Oh! That's okay,because you can cancel that but still help to deliver soup to that elderly Inphernal. You'll just put on a mask, pass the soup really quickly and all will be well! And after that you will help Zuka.Then by tomorrow you would be fine and you can go help out at the orphanage…

Suddenly, you heard keys jingling outside your door and knew that it could only be that one person you've given your keys to. (Close friends yknow) You bolt upright, wiped your nose on your sleeve. Quickly clearing the unholy mess of tissues on the couch, you shove the blanket you had been using aside. Definitely how a not sick person would look like now.

Medkit stepped in just a second later and locks the door behind him. His eyes dart around the room and finally fixes themselves on you.

“Hi!” you gave him your best innocent smile.

He doesn't reply. Instead, he walks over to the coffee table and sets down his bag, squinting his eyes and scanning your body up and down in what can only be described as diagnostic judgement.

“You didn't answer my calls.” He said flatly.

“Heh…sorry, was probably asleep…” you grinned sheepishly.

“Yeah, sure.” his tone was dryer than sandpaper. “You sleep in jeans and I see you sitting up straight the moment I step into your house?”

You laugh weakly. “What? I'm just…uhm…chilling.”

He points at you. “Sniffling,pale, sweating. Not a very ‘chill’ look to me.” he says as a matter of factly.

“I'm just a little tired.”

“Yeah, and I'm a sfoth deity.”

You sniffle again and quietly curse at your body for betraying you.

His hand-gloved, icy cool-rose toward your face with purpose. You didn't flinch, just blinked as his fingers brushed against your temple and then your forehead. He exhales sharply like he was trying not to say something he'd regret.

He pinches the bridge of his nose, crossing his arms. “Allow me to guess.You were probably out delivering cold medicine while you yourself have a cold. Or volunteering somewhere again with no help whatsoever like you're on a solo mission. Am I right?”

You slumped.”I just don't wanna disappoint anyone who needs my help…plus I don't wanna worry anyone.”

He threw his hands up, exasperated. “I knew you'd say that. That's why I broke into your house when you suspiciously didn't respond to my calls! Okay, not broke in. Let myself in. But my point still stands!You're too kind for your own good.” Medkit then kneels down in front of you, checking your entire body for any other telltale signs of illness. The corners of his eyes crinkle slightly in concern. Or maybe frustration. After all, it was pretty much impossible to read this guy sometimes.

Medkit shoves a thermometer in your mouth.

“39 degrees Celsius. Fantastic. You're boiling alive.”

“It's not the worst I've had.”

Medkit side eyes you. “That isn't as comforting as you think it is.”

He then slowly pulled you up, bringing you into your own bedroom like he lived there (at this point he does lmao). “You're on house arrest. Doctor's orders,” he said. “Don't you hate being called that?” you teased.

He doesn't reply, but you see a soft, almost imperceptible curve to his lips - a smirk that was more a reminiscent smile than anything else.

Medkit tucks you into bed, pulling the blanket tighter around you and places a wet cloth on your head.

"You can't keep doing this," he muttered. "You run around fixing everyone else, but what about you? Who's taking care of you, huh? I've ought to call every place you volunteer at and tell them to ban you from ever entering again,”

You look up at him with a weak smile.”I have you, don't I?”

That shut him up. For a few seconds at least.

“Tch…”

Later, you were nestled in a bundle of blankets and Medkit was fussing over something like hydration or whatever. You sit up and reach out to check your phone to see if the orphanage had enough volunteers. Medkit immediately pulls away you phone and gently pushes you back to bed with his finger on your forehead.

“Nope. Lie down. Rest.”

“But I-”

“No buts.Do you want me to sedate you?” he asked, deadpan.

Medkit stood up and crossed to the kitchen, boots quiet against the floorboards. You listened to the soft clatter of a mug being placed on the counter. Medkit comes back with a cup of tea.

“Drink your tea before I replace it with cold medicine.”

He brushes your forehead with the back of his hand. “Never do this again.You're lucky you're my favourite patient.”

“I'm your only patient.”

“Exactly," he said with a smirk, "And I'd like to keep it that way.”

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this one is a bit shorter cuz I bum

also im prepping for artfight lmao

I added too much dialouge idk LOL

[nyoomfruits]

was just thinking about an au where max and oscar are just two Car Guys on a podcast. they're definitely dating it's one of those vaguely known things. unclear to me who charles is but i'm leaning towards still an f1 driver! maxcar don't really deal with f1 (they're just car nerds. they basically love any car but have strong opinions on what a real car is) so charles is quite happy to listen to them to relax. and then they pop up on his youtube feed and he discovers that they're quite hot actually. and then they meet. no idea where this goes (do they figure themselves out straight away? is there miscom and other romcom shenanigans? unclear but they fit together very well)

anon i need you to know i've been thinking about this au all day this is GENIUS. max and oscar have been annoying their friends with their car talk so much that they're like "OH MY GOD GET A PODCAST" and max and oscar are like '[shrug] okay' expecting maybe like ten listeners but they somehow really take off??? also partly because a huge part of their audience is like convinced they are dating (even though they are not) and are investive in the narrative. the lore. anyway charles finds them when he cant sleep and in the beginning its rlly about max and oscar having soothing voices that help him sleep but then BUT THEN he actually starts listening and oh no they're so funny? and knowledgeable? AND CAN SOMEONE TELL HIM IF THEY ARE DATING OR NOT OH MY GOD

[kuidore]

Romance’s body language with Mira

i think i need to make a list of all the really tiny body language things i noticed Romance (and abby a little bit but romance does them more) doing from like the second time he meets Mira and onwards. maybe im insane but listen this shit has me convinced he’s definitely already obsessed with her *canonically*. so. here!

first time we don’t even get a shot of them in the same frame they meet there isn’t much, but i did notice he seems to be specifically *not* looking at them. Like the type of thing you do when you see someone hot and you don’t want them to know that you think they’re hot.

second we don’t get them in the same frame but two things happen that I’m convinced could’ve caught his attention from the stage and ignited his little crush; when Mira managed to catch *and* completely stop the momentum of that flying heart, and when she demanded that they Kill Them Right Now

then on play games with us. look at where he’s standing after the hot sauce challenge

Now look at where he’s standing after Jinu announces they have a special guests

his ass MOVED CLOSER (and so did Mystery). and you cannot tell me those two are not specifically posing to look cool for their little crushes. it looks like someone just yelled ‘be natural’ in a DCOM.

and then finally when it’s time to bow, he moves right up next to Jinu, knowing that Huntrix will probably line themselves up parallel to the first three of them. So he moves to the second spot, because it means either he’s right in front of Mira or she’s just barely to one side. (Mystery totally lost out to Abby, look at his lips. They’re pressed into a thin line like he’s *annoyed*, i choose to believe it’s about not facing Zoey while Abby is right across from her)

now, the bathhouse

you *cannot tell me* his ass does not look a little bit sad here. look at his eyebrows. This is immediately after Abby accuses ‘that one’ of always looking at him and Mira gets embarrassed and denies it (while checking him out). he is pouting about Abby getting more attention and i refuse to believe otherwise

then he’s smiling again by the time Jinu mentions killing the hunters. Almost like he’s remembering that they have a mission and she’s technically his enemy

When they’re on stage and the Saja boys win that award and she’s glaring daggers at the group, his head is straight forward until the very last second, and then it just *barely* tilts in the direction of where Huntrix is standing. Like it’s so quick and not even really there that I can’t get a proper screenshot, but if you watch his head as he bows and looks around, he turns it to the left a bit but *refuses* to look directly to his right. It’s almost as if he’s trying really hard to see out of his peripheral but didn’t want to actually look.

Then the second time when Huntrix is the one that wins.

Look at their order in the two. Mystery is always closest to the girls, and i’m convinced Abby and Romance are *taking turns* for who gets to stand closer to Mira. Romance also turns his head to look at them even more than Jinu does. Also i genuinely think his smile at them looks just a little less smug than everyone else’s but that’s debatable

The entire signing, all of it. He’s the one standing the farthest from Mira when they take off the sleeping bags, he walks to the entire other side of the table to sit with her. His arm is on the back of her chair the *entire time*. He doesn’t take it off until the very end.

He looks away from her once, *barely* when she says ‘thanks for coming’ to the one fan. Other than that he’s only ever looking at her face or her poster when she’s signing it. Those three photos on the left are from three separate moments where they’re in the bg of Rumi and Jinu’s convo.

he looks away once more when the flowers get thrown at him. other than that finger heart at the end He’s literally not even paying attention to the fans. and that bottom left picture, he gets *even closer* than that, i just couldn’t pause it at the right time. but dude was literally close enough that if he did a duck face he could’ve kissed her cheek. like, even if he’s acting he’s going *over the top* to the point where he’s actively inhibiting the original plan, which is winning over the fans. Jinu’s already decided to use Rumi, Romance doesn’t *need* to win Mira over. But his ass definitely *wants* to.

Then backstage at the idol awards. Like jesus christ man

Her and Abby both just staring *directly at her*, he doesn’t turn away at all until she’s totally passed by.

We don’t see him again until *right here. That photo in the top left where he’s not looking at the camera? They all look sad, but Romance does not look like he’s faking it.

He’s looking down at his nails when they switch screens, he doesn’t exactly look thrilled about what Jisu is announcing. Baby’s face is already relaxed again, but Romance is still barely frowning. He’s also the *last one to smile* when they gesture to namsan tower. looking just slightly off to the side instead of directly at the crowd, like that expression in the bottom right looks half zoned out to me.

Oh, and that photo in the bottom left? *That* is his ‘smile’ when gesturing to the tower. Look at it compared to Baby’s. It’s like it’s not even there. And he’s also *clenching his fist at his side* instead of casually resting it in his pocket like we’ve seen him doing the *entire rest of the movie*

I already mentioned his sour expression when Huntrix shows up at the final battle, but i want to specifically point out that he *clenches his jaw*. His lips are parted, then they’re not.

And finally, this moment. When Mira gets distracted. He *could have killed her here*, or at the very least tried to. He doesn’t even try to push the blade or hit her in the face or anything. It’s fighting dirty, but why would demons care about that? We see Jinu doesn’t when he starts teleporting to dodge Rumi the first time they fight.

She got distracted with him right in her face, that’s usually a death sentence. If the person you’re fighting actually wants to kill you, that is.

[honeyhonest]

I've been thinking about how some of the twst guys are either discovering (by coming at nrc) or shall never ever know what porn is and it's very funny in my head; from what I've been told by friends who were in my highschool's dorms, poor Riddle and Azul definitely got unwillingly exposed to it while doing room rounds; the tweels are freaks and unlimited internet access once on land means it probably took them less than a month to find out that wow humans take videos of themselves doing that huh; kalim probably has a childproofed browser; Malleus, Sebek, and Silver are NEVER ever in a situation where they could find out and shall go back to briar valley and remain blissfully ignorant their whole lives; meanwhile Lilia found out while downloading mods and texture packs, did a hard double take on the adds, clicked because he didn't know yet what internet scams and viruses are, and also had the same revelation that Wow humans take videos of themselves doing that. Then proceeded to spend his evening giggling, looking it up to check how freaky humans could get. Probably never watches porn after that, unless he's curious about specific kinks he learns of later on while hanging out on game forums, anyway it's always only to learn/giggle at it. These are my headcanons

wait can I do headcanons for all the third years!!! and fellow and crowley. I might actually have something to say about this

trey - stumbled across it while looking for recipes online (googled "cream pie", forgot to add the space), didn't stick with him. imagination user. could probably do scary masturbatory things with his UM. knows of porn, doesn't need it, not curious. not for moral reasons, it's just... again the magic thing

cater - I agree with every single take that he jerks off to magicam model's swimsuit pics. yep, the airbrushed filtered shit. stuff that idia (our resident femcel enjoyer) would shudder in fear at the very thought of. no taste for porno, watched some with old friends but didn't get into it. I don't think caycay has much of a libido so he mostly jerks off to let off steam

leona - leona is a rational guy, from the moment he figured out sex and figured out the internet he could put two-and-two together. does he watch it? no. thinks it's unrealistic and tacky. he has CLASS, thank you. he also doesn't really have a high libido, IMO

rook - actually, same as leona. power of deduction! likes amateur porn but doesn't actually get off to it. just sort of... enjoys watching it? reads erotica and commissions a lot of bizarre RPF fetish art in his spare time

vil - accidentally put on one of the X-rated movies his dad produced (HE WAS NOT IN IT), decided he'd seen enough of THAT! jk lol, he probably gets antsy watching the occasional very well-shot softcore sex scene in movies. can maintain an air of indifference, though. secretly enjoys whatever the twst-equivalent of 50 shades is

idia - idk, you know I'm going to say it's hentai and weird deviantart fetish stuff, there's nothing more to add. he's been online for a loooong time. he's like the opposite of cater: (irl) smooth, airbrushed, clean women freak him out, he can't get hard to that

malleus - has never seen porn and has no intention to. I DO think he knows of it (he goes to an all-boys school, after all) but he has no interest in watching two or more people he doesn't know have sex. it just doesn't make sense to him

lilia - will answer this in the next ask!

rollo - almooost the same as malleus, BUT he has watched a few videos out of curiosity, got aroused, felt sick to his stomach, and then quickly repressed the guilt of that by knitting for six hours straight or something. he comes back to porn every once in a while; he likes solo masturbation stuff because it feels less intense

fellow - who even knows how he found out, not even he can remember. he likes the magazine kind, less of a hassle for him, more fun to jerk off on the toilet with

crowley - one time saw a half-naked woman in a vintage drawing and almost passed out

[starrylighter]

I don't usually have the energy to engage in stuff like this, but recently I've seen a lot of people saying "trans men can't be lesbians" and I will try to lay out some points for you to read and think about.

1. The way other ppl identify shouldn't offend you unless it's actually harmful. This is not.

2. You don't know their story. There could be multiple personal reasons for a trans man to identify as a lesbian.

3. You publicly excluding them from our community and invalidating them could be harmful. We've all tried being told we don't belong somewhere before, and we can't afford doing it to each other at a time like this.

4. Some of y'all are saying that they're only calling themselves lesbians because they don't want to be straight. This is a bullshit argument, because that's a totally valid reason to identify as something other than straight. Labels are all about what you feel most comfortable with.

5. Don't forget, they are not doing this "just because" anything. People with this opinion is what makes it hard for them. It could reasonably be compared to the conservatives saying ppl are identifying as queer because it's a 'trend'.

6. You might feel the need to bring up the definition of "lesbian." I want to mention first of all that there is no real definition, and that definitions in our community are more or less just suggestions. Working with this definition of lesbian ("non-man loving non-man") though, I have to mention that even this is excluding a lot (bigender, genderfluid, etc.) which just goes to show that your old-fashioned view of the word lesbian isn't applicable in today's world.

7. Finally, whatever argument you've got, it's overshadowed by the fact that you are arguing against people identifying as they want. The queer community is all about embracing differences, and this sort of opinion is against what we stand for.

It's very late rn, so I'm probably gonna update later

[toothplant]

I want to add on to this to say that if they do make themselves decent and eat some cake at the table (which might take a while on account of the viagra), it would be even more embarrassing because now Sammie's younger siblings are wondering why this old white guy is dating their brother, where he came from, and what they were doing to make their parents and cousins glare daggers at the both of them.

Sammie has his head down shoveling cake into his mouth as fast as he can without being impolite, and Remmick, lacking self-awareness, is taking large but slow bites cause damn, the cakes not that bad actually. Stack eating his slice like the tension isn't suffocating everyone in the room and Smoke isn't even touching his -- his appetite got ruined by the sight of this middle-aged tramp who preys on young boys. Ruthie taking slow bites and Jedidiah ain't touching his either.

Torture for all the adults sans Remmick, who either lacks the ability to read the room or just ignores it, and Stack, who finds the whole situation amusing. Sammie's siblings shooting questions, and Jedidiah, Ruthie, and Smoke straight up grilling their answers.

(I really wanna say they were kinda forced into it by Ruth or Stack cause Jedidiah or Smoke are definitely not letting old bummy weirdo anywhere other than outside)

Meet the Family but it's Sammie's whole family barging into his room to wish him a surprise happy birthday and seeing the boy getting humped like a dog by a grown ass man drooling like a ravenous dog with his tongue out and a dog collar that says "Remmick."

Cue the awkwardness as Sammie introduces his boyfriend of two years (Sammie is 19/21 and Remmick is 30/31) sitting on a cum-soaked blanket to his parents and older cousins. The whole thing is embarrassing for Sammie who's covered in bites, hickies, and slobber, while Remmick's sitting right beside him looking the same way with the damned dog collar and a pillow over his crotch cause he's still hard as a rock. ☠️☠️☠️

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

Happy Pride Month to the gayest straight ship in history

[gdragonsideburns]

Played killer chat ONE TIME and now it’s four days later I have about a thousand saves, several play throughs and three reads of the Halloween story under my belt to mine speech patterns for a character I found terribly cringy and am now in love with. (In terms of cringy-edgelord-eboys not in terms of writing, he’s exceedingly well written). Anyways now I have around 5000 words of corruption based dddne ronin porn on my computer. Is this penance for my sins?

EDIT:I posted it btw its on my ao3 same username same spelling

[theburninghallofpep]

hey @beanghostprincess . thought you'd like to see this !!

they cooked here, didnt them? ^-^

[morallygay]

Thank you ikuhara kunihiko for being the based queer version of nisioisin the world needs 💙

[worldofgoo]

My philosophy about how I engage with and evaluate stories has shifted a lot over time but I do think fundamentally "did I enjoy this?" is still the main question I ask myself when coming out of it. It's just the things that make me enjoy something might sometimes be because it was interesting, thought provoking, etc. because those are things that are fun for me to turn around in my head and digest. So I am having fun in my own way critiquing and nitpicking things or watching/reading "dry" or "unpleasant" or "bad" things.

I guess I'm saying this because I just saw a post kind of framing the "I like to think about the things I engage with" in like a kind of condescending "I'm not like other girls" way but I feel like presenting it more as like. People have different hobbies and ways of thinking about things. I guess because explaining it that way can also help bridge the gap between you and somebody that doesn't enjoy things the way you do instead of you stewing in resentment/alienation about nobody getting you lol

[sysig]

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