#also the dark humor

[cottagedreamy]

They're such a good duo...Pls let's talk about them more.....

[ghost-bxrd]

Just rewatched the scene in Gotham Knights where Dick tries to have a heart-to-heart with Jason on a rooftop and Jason, true to character, shoves him lightly because he doesn’t do emotions, thank you.

And Dick, the dramatic queen, pretends to fall off the roof.

Honestly honey, you out of everyone should know not to scare people with that 😭😂

[momokodaisy]

Extremely Late Umbrella Academy Textposts That Have Definitely Been Done Before (3/?) Pt1 Pt2 Pt4 Pt5

[rottingwithers]

“Genderqueer people aren’t human” Hell yeah I’m not a human! I’m a cryptid and I’m going to eat you!

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

charlie has learned the truth about vaggie and now learns to be careful about asking her gf to make promises using playground rhymes

Vaggie: “Cross my heart, hope to die…”

Charlie: “Wait I'm regretting this-”

Vaggie: “Lute stuck a sword in my head and-

Charlie: “Vaggie don’t.”

Vaggie: "-cut out my fucking eye.”

Charlie: “From now on let’s just pinkie swear, okay?? Let’s just pinkie swear.”

Lucifer: “I think it’s a good sign Maggie can joke about it!”

Charlie: “Dad. You’ve been depressed for thousands of years. You wouldn’t know a good sign of mental healthiness if it turned into a rubber duck and bit you.”

Vaggie: “Wanna hear the verse where Lute rips off my wings and I spend the next three years lying to the love of my life about it?”

Lucifer: “Okay!!!”

Charlie: “NO.”

Vaggie: “But babe, what if I sang?”

Charlie: “…still NO.”

Vaggie: “We could harmonize on my despair..?”

Charlie: “…….uughhghghg FINE. But we're doing a triumphant reprise afterwards. With love.”

Lucifer: “Can me and the duckies do the backup chorus!?”

Vaggie: “You and the ducks are the only ones who can do the backup chorus, sir.”

Lucifer: “AWW SHUCKS! C’mon girls! Let’s sing about Maggie’s miserable life!”

Charlie: “Her HAPPY life, dad! She’s going to have a HAPPY one now.”

Vaggie: “I already do with you here, sweetie.”

Charlie: “….”

Vaggie: “...Charlie?”

Charlie: “Give me a sec. Can’t sing while smiling this hard, sorry.”

Vaggie: “Sure. Take your time.” (is smiling too hard to sing too)

[random-lil-illing]

okay so ive decided im not going to do a while 'fake tweets' post for every episode, maximum 3 tweets per episode unless its an episode that has a lot going on, or just one i really like/think twitter would have a lot to say about.

for anyone confused which tweet is for which episode, let me explain :)

image 1: fishy doubloon caper

images 2, 3, and 4: opera in the outback caper

images 5 and 6: chasing paper caper

images 7 and 8: lucky cat caper

images 9 and 10: french connection caper

which means season 1 is done!! cant wait for season 2 :)

[puppyeared]

mascot

[quaelgeist333]

Bitches will go and create and discover gods in their plight and end up destroying themselves in multiple ways including being destroyed by the person they created as the philosophical nature of their actions and creations tear at them instead of going to therapy

[balsee]

the greatest thing about luffy and robin's dynamic is that robin will just casually drop some morbid one-liner about disease or all the different ways someone can die at sea and luffy will just go 'haha yeah this is my friend robin she says weird things sometimes' and i love it. they totally get each other.

[perpetualprocrastinationisme]

There are two types of Herondales.

This:

Clary turned instant traitor against her gender. “Those girls on the other side of the car are staring at you.” Jace assumed an air of mellow gratification. “Of course they are,” he said. “I am stunningly attractive.” “Haven’t you ever heard that modesty is an attractive trait?” “Only from ugly people,” Jace confided. “The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.” - City of Bones

And This:

Stupid hot people, he'd written, won’t let me go home and get my stuff. - Kit in Lord of Shadows

Artists: @clairosene and @spacehero-23

Ladies and Gentlemen, which are you choosing and why is it Kit Herondale?

[luck-of-the-drawings]

[<==PREV PAGES] [NEXT PAGE==>(not out yet.wait a year.or maybe more.imagine.]

saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[wikitpowers]

the saddest part of kit's arc is that he is a master negotiator who is a pro at deception and trickery, knows how to read people, has knowledge on people of all sorts but no one ever knows anything about him when he's literally the first heir and the lost herondale and that simply makes me :(

[repairgirl]

texts between me n my real life leo valdez

[octahyde]

I know it’s kids being kids but the wholesomication of the Leeches really amazes me because like. Their entire characters are based wholly around dark humor in a really funny and tongue in cheek way.

Like they canonically want to eat Azul (their fave foods) and make him eat his own kind on at least one occasion as a play on moray eels being a natural predator to octopi

Octa’s entire design is based off of prohibition era mobsters complete with the seedy restaurant

The Leech’s parents are repeatedly heavily implied to be heads of the mafia, with them in turn being mob princes (which is also reflected in how much their mom dotes on and spoils them)

And the ultimate joke, imo, comes from Jade: mountains are a common place to dump bodies, and mushrooms bloom over decomposition. It’s meant to be a tongue in cheek morbid joke about disposing of mob victims.

Idk. Like I said it’s kids being kids so I’m not That mad, but it IS very mind boggling, especially by ADULTS, to see Jade specifically as this cute little wholesome guy who just loves nature because that goes against the entire joke.

[generalluxun]

Chloe: So, my stupid therapist insisted that I write a play about my life to "Get my thoughts out there" or some nonsense.

Alya: Question, what does this have to do with us?

Chloe: Simple, I've assigned you all roles. Rose, as you're one of the only other blondes in this class, so you get Audrey by default.

Rose: But I don't want to be your mother.

Chloe: Oh good, you already know your first lines!

Pfft okay but that's priceless.