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bluebluebluewoods · 4 months

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i go up to the bar and order a warm glass of water, i wink at the bartender as she looks at me like im the dumbest man alive

#the smurfs #Smurf begonia #wild smurf #weakling smurf #clumsy smurf #brainy Smurf #gargamel #and also his dumb cat

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noxcheshire · 7 months

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I just think

It’d be really neat if Danny looked more like Martha Wayne than Thomas Wayne.

LIKE

I love the Danny Fenton looks like Thomas Wayne or Danny Fenton is Thomas Wayne reincarnated — but the BEAUTY of Martha??

Of Alfred interacting for under five minutes with Danny, dabbing his eyes and going, “That is indeed Martha,” I WANT IT. I want Martha who was spunky and sassy and wanted to do good for her town the same way Danny wants to do good for Amity Park.

I want Martha who loved to take Bruce and the family out to star gaze because her baby had never seen the stars before, and the way his eyes light up like a mini galaxy takes her breathe away the same way that Danny feels when he turns his head up to the sky yearning for something he knew loved but doesn’t know what.

I want Martha who would literally find trouble in a paper bag because she can’t help her curiosity the same way Danny can’t help tripping over his own ghostly tail and making a mess of things before he figures things out.

I want Martha who would fight men who thought they held power, going absolutely feral from stress the same way Danny does when he’s tired of not being able to do his homework or pick up a vacuum against the wall to clean because ghosts.

I want Martha who loved the pearl necklace that Bruce had picked out for her birthday, and Danny reaches towards his neck and startles when his fingers only touch skin when he is certain there was something supposed to be there. I want Danny whose eyes linger on whites and pearls when he passes by open window stores in the mall, fingers itching to flick a nail against the smooth surfaces.

I want Martha who died bleeding underneath the hand of a gun, hoping to everything above that her boy would be safe, and Danny whose body burns at merely looking at the makeshift guns his parents create in the lab, his heart pounding desperately with a yearning to save there was someone she wanted to save the ghosts.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #danny fenton #dp x dc prompt #I just think Danny being Martha is a deserved little treat #also #mom! Danny #let Martha Wayne be feral #she became the joker in a different universe when Bruce died and Danny became Dan when all his loved ones died like???#CONNECTION #let them both be so brilliant and yet so dumb #two wet cats that will primly lick at their fur before setting their tail on fire on a candle #by accident #Danny being a mom to Bruce on instinct is also precious to me #Bruce being torn because: that’s a kid but that is also my mom #on the other hand Danny could have also reincarnated into Martha instead of Martha into Danny #whatever works honestly #so long as Danny gets to mother hen Bruce and smother him in love #and also have both Alfred and Thomas just rolling their eyes as Martha tries desperately not to swing a wine bottle #Martha and Danny will either stress clean or stress fight #pick and choose your fight (ง’̀-‘́)ง

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meltedmush · 2 months

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I’m so Erha pilled right now,,, I’ve been listening to 怎配 by 镜予歌 on repeat,,, AND I’M SOBBING

#mushyrt #2ha #erha #erha spoilers #dumb husky and his white cat shizun #the husky and his white cat shizun #二哈和他的白猫师尊 #二哈 #I love the Xia Sini arc so much #IT’S SUCH A GOOD COMBOS OF KNIVES AND FUNNIES #I also adore Xue ZHENGYONG so much #he’s such a green forest 😭😭#best dad XUE ZHENGYONG

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drbtinglecannon · 2 years

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Everyone enjoy this pic of our new cat, Chester. The thousand-yard stare and extremely mushed face really make it an instant classic

#cats #tc posts #part of why ive been so busy & dying was all this stuff w adopting him but its all calming down now. its been a process introducing him #to the other two cats but theyre all starting to chill & hang out which is all i could ask for is them to be friends #chester is kinda dumb but also very smart. classic kitten behavior #tho introducing him to his new brothers has been less stress than getting him fixed & having him in a cone for 10 days. that was rough

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ratatatastic · 3 months

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"i already told the boys im keeping this one [the cup belt]" wow what a shocker matthew i couldnt have forseen any of this happening at all

"i just put one on and i rarely taken it off since" yeah WE KNOW. pictures taken on 3 seperate days....its a problem

CBS News Miami | 6.28.24 (x)

#matthew tkachuk #florida panthers #more cup belt lore #icb the staff absolutely knew he would like this. put it in his stall. and he hasnt taken off since #love at first sight #so youre telling me the cup belt hes dragging around is his lmao #no wonder when a different cat has it its always specifically returned to him #re:cats in the club where you see luosty lundy and sasha play and raise the belt and then they return it back to matthew #his precious #emotional support cup belt #hes really a florida man im so proud oh my son oh my boy youve embraced this place #thats his dumb little cup belt and no one can take it away from him #its also like 550 dollars to buy so... yeah

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tiger-grace · 2 months

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Tim Drake is such a middle child I’m sorry but when I think of the robins I’m like “oh! Dick Grayson! Best acrobatic, kind hearted but sassy. The og team leader or most skilled of just about most hero teams he’s on! Has worked to get out Batman’s shadow, despite (or due to) being around him the longest!!”

“Jason todd, super interesting character arc! Dead robin, back from the grave with vengeance and murderous tendencies! Screwed up father-son relationships and a particularly violent moral code, known for tracking down the worst of people!”

“uh that guy. yeah he drinks coffee a lot or something idk he’s been on his laptop in the corner for 3 days. we tried to chase him out with a broom and he won’t leave.”

“𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯 we’ve got mf Stephanie ‘𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘪𝘳𝘭’ Brown…”

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slime-sandwhich-nom · 3 months

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I'm so crazy today haha

#yes i made. richard not so conventionally attractive/cute #because like #that's his whole thing #aside from being dumb #like he knows he's not that pretty and smarts aren't good either so #“i don't think she knows she could do better” like #also he was bald in one ep #so i kept that #because it's funny #he's that one parent who did not age that well #i kept nicole looking super young and shit because cats tend to he seen as super pretty and fashion and shit #and i wanted to keep that #tawog #the amazing world of gumball #tawog fanart #nicole watterson #richard watterson #carrie krueger #penny fitzgerald

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3-aem · 5 months

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MY BRAINS NOT WORKING AND THE CUTE BOY I WORK WITH KEEPS CORRECTING MY GRAMMAR THIS IS SO AHAIWIAKSDHDGRRRRHRNE

#dhakaksdjs fuckdwkufeisfjsjajsueei #im using a translator and it keeps outputting 您 instead of 你 and he keeps calling it out like bro ur making it awkward #AND IM LIKE SORRY I CANT ACTUALLY WRITE IN THIS LANGUAGE IM REALLY DU M. BB #also he offered to take over the last part bc i was like hi its almost 9pm here and i literally cannot think anymore #like i am certain its a very easy last part my brain is just finished #i feel so bad bc i wanted to push this proj over the line #this company is so intense i am so baby i am so tired #hugging my cat and rubbing my gross face all over his gross body #me in vc trying to figure out how to say: it was broken earlier idk how it was fixed u saw it was broke tho right #but all that came out was: in the past it was….problematic… *20 yr silence*#before he awkwardly went: um its okay i dont think this is necessary also u have lint issues #and i was just like ya….i know 😭#its ambiguous to some of my teammates if i just dont understand them or if im fking dumb #its probably both im ngl #the blank stare i have on my face is first from trying to comprehend what the actual words they are saying mean #and then to comprehend what technical concept they are trying to convey #using like 50% of the information i managed to parse out #also im used to literally spending 30-40% of the working day talking smack #now i try to crack and joke and everyone is like three this isnt the time #three we are all gonna be hear past 9pm working this isnt the time

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francy-sketches · 1 year

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Oh we are reaching warriorcats level of discourse

#.txt #the discourse: dreamfyre loved rhaena more than helaena and would choose her in targ heaven #it’s a bigass dragon they can both fit #meanwhile vhagar in targ hell: holy shit two visenyas!!!#‘graystripe would choose his true love silverstream in starclan’ ‘umm no he’d choose millie bc they’ve been together longer’#he would choose millie btw -_- like that’s his wife of 30 cat years he’s not gonna leave her for his college fling #he has two paws anyway #also they look the same he wouldn’t be able to distinguish them #justice for millie 😤 she got so much undeserved hate 😔#’but she abused her daughter’ no she didn’t also blossomfall is annoying #or maybe she did I forgot #but as I remember it blossomfall was whining bc her mom paid more attention to her disabled sister #can’t believe I’m warriorcatsdiscoursing on main #it’s kind of embarrassing how much of these dumb cat books I remember #cursed with knowledge forever

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fanfictionroxs · 1 year

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Chu Wanning 🤝 Wei Wuxian

Inventor boys who don't need no golden cores to fuck shit up.

#i just had this grand realisation #oh god i want them to meet #theyre on the opposite ends of whatever comparision standard you use #wei wuxian would tease the shit out of chu wanning and dearest baobei would chase him with tianwen #but chu wanning would get along with lan zhan so well #and wei wuxian and mo ran would just.. oh the dummy energy is unparalleled #they would all be glorious #mo ran would look at sizhui and pout at wanning like: they have one.. i also want one shizzuuunnnn #and wei ying would be like: just plant a radish!#and chu wanning would look at him with horror because omg is wangxian child pinnocchio like him?!#while moran is just waving his hands franticly at wwx in a desperate attempt to do damage control #2ha #erha #the untamed #mdzs #the dumb husky and his white cat shizun #ranwan #wangxian #danmei #mxtx #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan zhan #chu wanning #mo ran #taxian jun #crack #memes #cdrama

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idiashrouded · 4 months

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devastating news the twst fandom can’t separate the two orthos from each other (ORTHO having og orthos memories does not automatically make him 16 please pleas egod he is his own entirely different person that’s the whole point) (i rant in the tags sorry i’m going insane) (autistic ramblings of a madman)

#twisted wonderland #ortho shroud #twst #i could rant about this for so long it makes me so mad #i do agree that ortho should be included more in first year fan content #but him being a first year does not automatically make him 16 years old #there are canonical child prodigies that attend nrc they are mentioned by trey in book 1 #(im not saying that he’s a child prodigy i am saying that children attend nrc)#orthos age is still undefined in his character profile post b6 #but we know that idia took 2 years to make him and he finished making him when he was 12. ortho was made 6 years ago #also it’s just so obvious that og ortho is Supposed to be older than him #og ortho being referred to as orthos older brother and their differences in voice and how they act #people get really bothered when people call ortho a child #they’re like SO YOU THINK HES DUMB? INCAPABLE? like no that’s a whole different sentence #he’s so intelligent and capable and deals with growth and struggles and accomplishments #but i don’t think that changes anything?#he’s an equal to his peers because he’s a student and he’s learning with them! just like how grims seen as an equal #that fuckass cat /affectionate #i hope ortho blows up the planet

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yeyayeya · 3 months

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I am so obsessed with Ye Wangxi it is not even funny

I was waiting for the side character to obsess over once I started reading 2HA, and once Ye Wangxi appeared it was all over

Please tell me I get to see Ye Wangxi again in the future (this is to those people that have read 2HA). I want to so badly search up and reblog fanart but I don’t want to get spoiled ugh

#yeyarants #2ha #erha he ta de bai mao shizun #erha #rou bao bu chi rou #the husky and his white cat shizun #dumb husky and his white cat shizun #ye wangxi #PLEASE TELL ME SHE APPEARS AGAIN #also the fact that Ye Wangxi turned out to be a woman does not change anything #in fact I love her even more #I AM IN LOVE WITH HER OMG #also her actress… holy shit she is gorgeous #STEP ASIDE NANGONG SI IT IS MY TURN NOW #I am very conflicted if I ship them or not ugh #also shout out to Mo Ran for just looking out for her #in a way #I guess #BUT OMG ASDFGHJKL #it’s Yin Yu all over again fuck #that’s not the last we see of her right??#also wtf happened to Song Qiutong?#she did not just get an offscreen death right?#BUT NANGONG SI AND YE WANGXI APPEAR AGAIN RIGHT #I gotta now I am unhealthy about her fuck #nangong si #song qiutong #mo ran #chu wanning #ranwan

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mildcicada · 5 months

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#when i was first coloring him in he was gonna be golden chinchilla colored but then i was like ehhh jonah magnus should be red/orange but #elias should be gray ...so i just desaturated what i already did instead of recoloring lol but #he is now supposed to be shaded silver lol #but thats why his coat pattern is on the darker side compared to what it *should* be #og elias bouchard coming from an important/roch family and while whole thing with thinking he just *deserves* stuff bc of his upbringing.#etc. -> he is purebred and matches the breed standards etc for a scottish fold of his color #obviously the eye color doesn't matter because. ahaha #i thought elias fit the Scottish fold vibes because: Scottish folds are known for looking sort of like owls and having intense eyes #and the cat body/face type (also present in british shorthairs) to me gives off sort of... unnasumming vibes?#like ahaha yes i am a boring boss who loves paperwork look at how unnasumming i am season 1-2 elias y'know #trying to think of what cat breed jonah would be. and also jon gerry etc you know all the other characters i like #would it be boring to have multiple british shorthairs #i mean..#Michael shelley/distortion is a laperm that's all I know #i didn't particularly care with the personality attributes associated with eliascat because it didn't need to fit his personality on account #of not being his original body. but i do try to keep in mind the best personality/look/etc. cat attributes as a whole for a character #also sometimes get obsessed with jt making historical and geographical sense but then it just limits me greatly to a point im not into it #so i don't care about specific breeds in that respect lol #tma #my art #elias bouchard #the magnus archives #some notes looking back(made it 2 hours ago but still looking back ok..) on it now are that i feel like elias would never choose this breed #for his next bodyhop because of the inherent health issues in scottish folds. I saw the breed was created in like the early 1960s and #assumed that maybe the health issues wouldn't have been common knowledge until later enough for jonah to be unaware of them but actually no #there's legislation about it like 6 years later LOL so jonah would..maybe not make this choice #i guess in the future when drawing i will just make him a British shorthair #my catTMA is simultaneously 'they are just regular cats or like all show cats or something' and 'exact tma plot but as intelligent cats'#LOL its just vague in my mind idk..also maybe jon can be an Abyssinian #ALSO WHAT WAS I THINKING 'jonah may not have been aware about x thing' like did i...did i forget. me 2 hours ago was dumb as rocks

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coach-ukai-keishin · 11 months

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soooo uhmmm I just think more people should give The White Vault a try because 👉👈 well. some people would love Graham Casner merch okay. And there isn't any. NONE!!!!! please.

#the white vault #graham casner #no in all seriousness it's an AMAZING horror podcast!!!#if you liked the amc terror series you might like this too #the german character has the thickest accent and it's so funny to me somehow bcuz i'm from here too and wow the rep #graham is also just needlessly hot somehow #plus there's a character who reminded me quite a lot of gale in the beginning.... walt. but his ex took the cat so now he's in svalbard #making dumb decisions :/#you know how it is

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citrine-elephant · 1 year

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thinking about chris and leon, on their own, being grumpy and miserable

but when they're around each other it's that chaotic kind of friendship where you're up at ungodly hours cackling over the stupidest shit bcuz you're sleep deprived

and then they're yelled at to shut the fuck up cuz other people are trying to sleep-

#chreon #resident evil shipping nonsense #it can be both platonic and romantic!#the single depressed braincells combine to cancel each other out #then it's one adhd braincell #all im thinking of is leon trying to get chris to lose his fuckin shit with each dumb oneliner #and thinking of claire teasing chris about how the two giggle with each other like they're dating #will also think of purely platonic bro cuddles #cant decide if i like to romantically ship them or just like them being very very close friends #leon sleeping on chris like the cat he is...#chris bear hugs #i am sleepy and pining for happiness lol

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pushing500 · 1 year

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Baz and Zonovo are hanging out and cloud-watching in the comfiest place they could find: atop one of Eureka's many solar panels. Don't break it, lads!

On a completely unrelated note, I did have to do a double-take when I noticed one of the guests staying with us was named "Afton", and all the tiny bits of FNAF lore I've absorbed since I was in high school came flooding back at once.

I reckon Barghest knows that Wookshys has a secret girlfriend.

Speaking of secret girlfriends, Wookshys spirited Albina away to the edge of the map to hang out where nobody could see them except Big Dipper the thrumbo, who seemed less-than-impressed (but thrumbos always do, so who knows what he was thinking).

Turns out Zonovo is so, so stupid, and I think it's adorable. He's doing his best, I'm sure, and he'll figure it out in the end. Hopefully.

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