#aroace jokes

[ink-stains-and-constellations]

Guess who's officially signed up for faer local archery club!

I suppose I could be called an arrow ace now.

[digestive]

The Arospec agenda consists of going covert in the allonormative society and studying their behaviours like a sociologist. Some go completely native, some only to a certain degree and the rest continue the research with no difference. What is our purpose behind this? Well-*Gets whacked from behind with a mallet*

[litualiamortuaria]

Guys, what are we going to invade? Because some Aroace say that we are going to invade France, others say Germany and another Luxembourg, what were we going to invade?

[angelicutz]

Yall honestly the aroace character x their fav food ships were never funny

If i was an aroace character id get shipped with either my friends or bacon

[tales-of-a-puppeteer]

The culmination of my lies about “oh I’m just focusing on school” while being aroace is today… on Valentine’s Day….

there’s so much math and chemistry and I have to write a whole essay oh GODDDDDD

[gostbat]

As a aroace myself, i kin Striker so much, everyone only thinks about sex and that stops me from killing people

[the-good-the-bad-the-old]

I refuse to ever teach my daughters the archaic concept of "losing one's virginity" geeeez, your mom as a teenager unprofitable hit a bump while riding her bike and if your boy doesn't believe it, it's not your boy

[neurovarious]

[crystalsandbubbletea]

"Sex and romance is what makes us human!"

What if I fuckin' bite you and take a chunk out of your arm? Hm?

[fallenrain40]

i think aros should be legally allowed to steal valentines chocolates from aphobic ppl.

[opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

I can’t stand forced romance in media. You’re telling me this man and woman who’ve barely spoken to each other, have not flirted at all and have barely been together for three scenes are in love??? Like am I just too aroace to see it?? I always feel so surprised

[souppunch]

Be careful what you ask for dad,

Happy ace week!

[randomvoices]

I am asexual, aromantic, and agender. I have made precisely one decision in my life, and that decision was "no".

[knifearo]

ppl are so quick to modify and soften and put qualifiers on aromantic people’s statements. i’ll say “love loses” and here come seven thousand people in the notes going “funny joke but love is good actually!” “romantic love loses but not platonic love platonic love is great!” “but platonic love is still good though…” no actually i said what i meant the first fucking time. is it so hard to let someone just say something ever

[mentally-disabled]

people like this are exactly the type of people i despise

[gostbat]

Sometimes, when i tell people that i'm aro they assume that i don't know what romantic attraction is.

I grew up hearing and seeing what romantic attraction is, that exactly why i know that i don't have this shit.