Yo BIPOC Potterheads!!!! Anyone got any good fanfic recommendations with Black Hermione, Desi Harry Potter, and all of them having positive friendships with the other (canon/fanon) witches and wizards of color? With all of the beautiful fan art I’ve seen and shamelessly revisiting Black Hermione’s Twitter account, I need a good story to go with the images! Like, I can’t get Black Hermione, Padma, Pavarti, Angelina, Cho, Lavender, Dean, and Blaze all hanging out and really bonding over being a handful of BIPOC at a PWI out of my head! Speaking of PWI, WHERE MY HAMU WITCHES AT?!
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Regulus on his period
Regulus: *from the bathroom* Jamesss…
James: What is it, Reg? What’s wrong?
Regulus: … It’s the time of the month again…
James: *immediately worried* Wait, really? Okay, okay, I’m trained for this. Eh, can I get you anything? Just say the word and I’ll get it for you!
Regulus: James, we’ve been over this. You don’t have to worry for me every time, it’s fine. Just… bring me some pads, will you? If you know where I have them by now?
James: Yeah, of course I…! *pause*
Regulus:
James: …
Regulus: … James, no.
James: *smirks*
Regulus: I SAID NO
James: PAAAAAAAADDDDDSSSSSS
James: GET OVER HEREEEEEE YOUR BROTHER IS ASKING FOR YOUUUUUU
Regulus: For fucks sake, James, you’re on thin ice-
James: *immediate regret* My bad, I’ll stop, I-
Sirius: *storms in* Well SOMEONE is having mood swings again! Does little baby brother Reggie MISS me?!
Regulus: If I weren’t bleeding a waterfall right now I’d come out there and break your nose.
James: I’M SORRY REGGIE
James: THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
James: FORGIVE ME
Regulus: I might consider if you give me chocolate and hugs
Sirius: EWWWWWWWWWW *runs out*
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Shit my friends have said as Maruader Promps:
Modern Marauders looking for a place to do their social service
Sirius: We could just apply for Femeri like the girls
Remus: They won’t accept us because you know…we have cocks
Peter: Cocks?
James: Yeah you know…cocks
Peter: The male chicken?
Sirius and James dying of laughter
Remus: What?! No Pete you know cock. C-O-C-K . Cock
Peter starts searching it on google, and the definition of cock as a rooster appears
Peter: YOU SEE IT IS A CHICKEN
James dying of laughter: Click images
Peter clicks images
Peter: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR THEY ARE HUGE ALMOST AS HUGE AS JAMES
James turns bright pink as other students heard since they were in the library
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Literally cackling at the idea that the harry potter fandom made its own work, that we mostly agree on stuff like draco could be a potion master or wolfstar, giving pansy more room to exist.. the harry potter fandom stands nearly alone, apart from the original works, with deeper world building, and that we created such a huge something from harry potter that jk rowling can't touch and that is SO QUEER she would be so scared. Love it.
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I saw a beautiful top with a black star and of course I've bought it, cause it's so Sirius coded and my friend said "as if Sirius would ever wear a crop top"
bitch. you don't know him like I do, okay?!
be a potterhead somewhere else.
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“No way,” you said shaking your head while munching on some popcorn from the bowl. Your legs were over his as you both relaxed on the Common Room couch. James smiles while you both make eye contact.
“What do you mean no way? I definitely had a bigger crush on you than you on me,” he laughs as he adjusts his glasses. This “argument” of who had a bigger crush on who had been going on for the last fifteen minutes.
“Are you actually joking? Do you think I just happen to carry an extra water bottle every time you had a quidditch game?” You laugh and blush at the memory, “Thought I was such a samaritan the way I was like ‘No yeah I think I have an extra water if you’d like’ knowing damn well I packed it just to have an excuse to talk to you,” You and James’ faces turned red from how long you have been laughing. The two of you have been going out for over 3 1/2 years and would love to rehash this discussion from time to time.
“But that was so cute. Ok but actually how much tutoring did you think I needed? In our third year, I started asking you for help in classes because our schedules didn’t match up. You were like ‘Ugh this Ancient Runes assignment is so hard. Then the smooth boy I am would be like ‘I know right it’s so hard. Let’s do it together.’ I wasn’t even taking Ancient Runes. I was taking Divination,” he bashfully admitted. You giggle at his revelation and continue to eat your popcorn.
“No I knew,” you began, “ I obviously got the hint when you never showed up for class. But you were too sweet to turn down I couldn’t say no. I thought it was weird but that’s sort of your trade mark.” He playfully glared at you while you stuck out your tongue. “ No but seriously, the Quidditch match. I was total heart eyes for you. Even Peter noticed it. Peter!”
“ Well darling, what can I say,” he smirked at you lightly slap his shoulder. “ Y/N, Sirius almost threw a bludger at me in the middle of the game so I would pay attention because I kept looking back at you to see if you were looking at me.” You laugh so hard that you start to lightly choke on your popcorn which causes James to laugh even harder. Tears brimmed both your eyes as you remember the day Sirius and James got into a mini hissy fit in the middle of the game. Sirius slapped James’ shoulder and James almost pushed Sirius off the broom. Let’s just say Madame Hooch wasn’t happy in the end.
“Ok,Ok,Ok, but do you remember me telling Emily Scobell that you were gay so she doesn’t ask you to the Yule Ball. Told her that you and Sirius were mad for each other” You say sitting up straight and sitting cross cross Apple sauce facing your boyfriend. His eyes bulge out and dramatically whip his head towards you.
“THAT WAS YOU!” He yelled while laughing. “I gave Sirius hell for that. Thought he was telling girls we were together to get them to stop coming up to me as a prank.” [A/N Kyle in South Park What the hell are you telling people that we’re a gay couple😭] “ What about my family emergencies?” You scrunch your eyebrows in confusion as he gives you the biggest smile while pulling you to his chest.
“What family emergencies?” You question.
“Whenever I wanted to have an intimate conversation with you and was too shy to start, I would come up to you saying there’s been a death in the family. You would then comfort me and give me all your attention,” he giggles as you playfully gasp and hit his chest again sitting up.
“YOU WANKER!” You say in between giggles, “ You told me your grandparents passed away.” This only caused him to die further of laughter.
“ I told you that excuse every week. How many grandparents do you think I have!” James says with an undying smile. Your stomach begins to hurt from how badly you’re laughing.
“YOU MET THEM ON CHRISTMAS HOLIDAY TOO” He continues which causes you to laugh so hard no sound comes out.
“ Oh yeah, I forgot,” you say wiping your tears. As both you laughed dies down, you snuggle back into James chest. “ Damn, we really had it bad for each other, did we?” He kisses the top of your forehead.
“ We still do,” he whispers and he hugs you tight.
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Marauders Incorrect Quotes: Never Have I Ever
Lily: Okay everyone, remember, I’ve put a spell on all of you so you’ll have to take a shot whether you want it or not, okay?
Everyone in the room: Okay!
Lily: Hm… never have I ever… kissed someone of the same gender.
*Remus, Sirius, Dorcas, Regulus and James all take a shot in sync. Regulus looks terrified*
Remus: Oooh~ Interesting~
Dorcas: *rolls her eyes* My hand didn’t betray me or spill any interesting tea, sadly. I’ve kissed my mum on the cheek multiple times as a child. Bffr.
Marlene: Er, but so have I and my hand didn’t-
Dorcas: ER OKAY THANKS MARLENE SO YEAH ER REMUS YOUR TURN TO EXPLAIN
Remus: Sirius of course! And… a few more…
Sirius: And mine is Remus, obviously.
James: Er…
Regulus: *nervously* Same as Dorcas. I’ve kissed my mum.
James: …
Remus: …
Lily: Mate, she’s not of the same gender. You’re a guy.
Sirius: And you NEVER kissed our mum, Reggie.
Regulus:
James: *sweat nervously* Er, my… dad?
Sirius: …
Sirius: WAIT- WHY ARE YOU BOTH ACTING SUSPICIOUS-
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