#deadpool!Billy

[thatharringrovehoe]

Like, maybe Steve gets bitten by a radioactive spider in the secret Russian base. Developes powers and does what he's always done, protect people. He and Robin go to New York and rent a shoe box apartment and when Dustin gets accepted to University there he becomes *obsessed* with the local web slinging vigilante that saved him from muggers and then gave him a (terrifying) lift to his classes.

Meanwhile Billy wakes up in the back of a government van with a hole in his chest and a broken mind, probably on his way to be dissected in a creepy lab. No one really knows what happened. Just that the van crashed and went up in flames, Billy's body written off as a loss by the feds. He travels, never staying in one place for to long and minding his own fucking business as much as an undead mutant freak with super strength and impossible healing powers can. He goes to Cali for a while, but that turns out to be a mistake. His mom has a whole new family now, complete with two kids and a golden retriever, not a single picture of Billy in the entire house. It taints everything, and within a week he's gone, on a bus headed who knows where. He eventually finds himself in New York, doing shitty odd jobs for whoever can get past the scowl and faint black veins across his entire body. Not like he shows anyone his body. The scars alone are enough that he's permanently covered with a hoodie and jeans. Through one way or the other Billy finds himself working as a mercenary. The ability to regrow limbs and lift a car over your head really puts you on the fast track. Go figure. He's on his way back from a job when he hears a woman's muffled scream down a dark alley and without thinking he takes off like a shot. Billy ends up beating the shit out of some low life purse snatcher only for her to recoil and run the second she sees his face. Rolling his eyes he pulls up the scarf around his neck so just his eyes are visible. A voice he would know anywhere sounds from behind him.

"Wow, that was fucking rude of her. You alright?"

Billy turns around and his brain short circuits.

Get possessed by a demon shadow monster?

Check ✓

Come back from the dead?

Check ✓

His highschool crush turns out to be a god damn superhero?!

Check ✓

[anundyingfidelity]

(drawing too)

[lanae111]

When he’s a red flag but you need him

[sunflowey]

[real-odark]

homoerotic relationships where you stab each other a little bit

[cheezy-whizz]

only gay people could make the argument that a scene between two men stabbing each other is gayer than if they just straight up started rawdogging right then and there

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[kendyroy]

My favorite thing about the marketing for this movie is the fact that Logan and Wade participated in it themselves.

Like the bachelorette ad, the silence your phone PSA, the little podcast they did…

I’d like to think that Wade convinced Logan to do all of these with him and they both popped into our universe just to promote their little rom-com (which tells the story of how they became a couple).

[monkeydluffy23]

Is it just me or is there like zero fluff anymore? I go to read something and it’s just smut, now I’m not against smut I do read it but I feel like the majority of fanfics are just plain smut

[overstimulatedhandler]

“He’s so baby girl coded” so close actually that’s a grown man who has killed several hundreds of people

[insomiaepisode]

"*insert marvel character, usually Peter* in gotham!" WHY DO THE DC CHARACTERS NEVER GO TO THE MARVEL UNIVERSE.

Like I know 9/10 any dc crossover is more like a batman crossover even when it would be much more interesting to see it with any of the other hundreds of DC characters, but can we get some variation? Would it not be interesting to see how they handle NYC's numerous villains and vigilantes?

Just a thought...

[falling-star-cygnus]

tell me why i just spent twenty minutes looking for a comic panel of Deadpool having his mask revealing the lower half of his face -> only to find it in exactly two seconds when i change the search to “deadpool x wolverine”

ANYWAY LOOK AT THEM <33

Wade and Blind Al cuddling while he regrows his limbs is my favorite thing ever, why does nobody talk about this more

and where was this in the third movie, GIVE ME MY CUDDLE SCENE GODDAMNIT

[lanfear-is-my-darkmistress]

I'm gonna need Agatha to work on her recruiting skills if that's the case. Of course Wanda wasn't interested she's was being mentally tormented by Agatha 😂😂😂😂

[cloowwwwn]

Yayyy Billy Kid!!! 💥

My workplace lmfao

[dynamic-power]

Okay hear me out.

Do you see the vision???

[goldenispunk]

If nothing else, I am a sucker for an angry man with a tragic backstory