I have a bone to pick with writers who think a pussy should still be super tight after its owner has just had three orgasms from being eaten out.
A turned-on vagina is relaxed, wet, and welcoming. It’s like warm slick velvet, and it’s made to take most penis variations.
A penis is generally not too big until you start getting in the 9-10 inch range with girth to match. And even then it just means that the pussy needs to be super turned on, raring to go, and your fucking couple need to take it a little slow at first with PIV.
This has been your PSA
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PSA: Tumblr/Wordpress is preparing to start selling our user data to Midjourney and OpenAI.
you have to MANUALLY opt out of it as well.
to opt out on desktop, click your blog ➡️ blog settings ➡️ scroll til you see visibility options and it’ll be the last option to toggle.
to opt out on mobile, click your blog ➡️ scroll then click visibility ➡️ toggle opt out option.
if you’ve already opted out of showing up in google searches, it’s preselected for you. if you don’t have the option available, update your app or close your browser/refresh a few times. important to note you also have to opt out for each blog you own separately, so if you’d like to prevent AI scraping your blog i’d really recommend taking the time to opt out. (source)
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Me this last week: I’m trash. My writing is trash. My ideas are trash. My blog is trash. Everything sucks. I will never be good enough. 😡😡😡
Me this morning: oh, I was just pmsing. 😇
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Here's a neat detail:
Not to talk about season 1 Good Omens in the year of our Lord and Season 3 announcement 2023, but I kind of just realized another little moment that's very sweet and true to real life.
I really like that Crowley isn't just fine again after he learns Aziraphale survived the bookshop burning after all. Normally in stories when there's a "surprise, I'm alive!" moment, the characters just kind of celebrate for a minute and then move on business as usual. But Crowley doesn't. He continues to be visibly be shaken and a little unfocused throughout his conversation with Aziraphale, and when he has to explain what happened, he starts crying again.
I don't know I just thought that was a really nice detail because anyone who's experienced similar whiplash in real life knows about that... residual grief period I guess? I think this was a core memory that informed a lot of Crowley's behavior in season 2, you don't ever really forget that moment you lost them no matter how brief. There's just something very loving and vulnerable in him being like "I thought you were gone, and even though I know now you're ok, I want you to know just thinking about it upsets me deeply."
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some bitches have 50+ ao3 tabs open on their phones
(it’s me I’m some bitches)
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“You already left kudos here” and the passive agressive “ :) ” like okay??? Yeah and so what about it? What if I want to leave 2 more? Or 5???
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Just thought of this
Thought about the cursed cat Alastor replacing squished adam
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