Draco: Hey Ron can I ask you something ?
Ron: me ? you are asking me ? the one you hate the most
Harry: come on , he doesn't hate you-
Ron: * pulls out a list * do you want me to go alphabetically or ????
Draco: ... yk this is a joke mate , right ?
Ron : THIS WAS A JOKE ? * starts sobbing *
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All hail Hermione Oblivious Granger!
Draco *subtly dropping a hint*: I like sassy brunettes.
Hermione: You like Theo?
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Okay. Draco. Gay for sure. Too obvious. No explination is needed. Now, if he were even to like girls, it would be to make Harry jealous or just for hair tips or sm. Most likely the first one. Anway...
He's a BOTTOM. When Harry and him started dating, everyone would for sure think he's a top... BUT NO. POW. ER. BOTT. POM. power bottom. PERIOD.
CHANGE MY MIND, IT WON'T WORK.
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Harry standing on his bed at home during sixth year,singing into his hair brush as music blasts from his muggle radio: “But I am my father’s daughter, So maybe I can fix him”
James who’s leaning against his door frame watching him with a confused expression: “What do you think he’s singing about?”
Regulus sighing as he stares at the quidditch sweatshirt Harry has on that clearly said “Malfoy” across the back: “Not a clue babe, Let’s go make dinner”
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guys it’s finally happened. 14 years of evasion didn’t save me in the end and alas, here we are, drawing the cursed nectar that is drarry.
have some femme bastards failing to get along in 8th year muggle studies class.
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“Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.” -Half-Blood Prince
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Harry: let's see what we have here * brings out a to do list out of his as- *
To do list: -draco
Harry: welp you gotta do what the to do list says
Draco: Harry for the last time , YOU NEED TO JUST ASK
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drarry fans: what are your favorite drarry tropes?
one of mine is when harry is super clueless about his crush on draco and ron and hermione are like “you talked about him nonstop for a full year?”
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Draco Malfoy x Male Reader Headcanons
Warnings: mention of homophobia
You and Draco started dating in fourth year.
He liked you first, but you confessed because he was too nervous to.
At first he thought you were joking, but the moment he realized you were serious he confesses his feelings as well.
He had a bit of internalized homophobia from his parents, but got over it quickly after realizing he was gay in second year.
He becomes protective over you when he starts crushing on you.
When you first started dating it was a secret.
The first person Draco told was his best friend, Blaise. After seeing how much Blaise supported both of you, Draco became more confident and came out officially.
Most people supported your relationship with Draco once they found out. The only person who ever caused Draco any trouble was his father.
If anyone were to say anything homophobic to you, he'd feel the need to teach them a lesson.
His favorite nicknames for you are Darling, Love, and occasionally Baby. He'll also call you Prince during romantic settings.
If you like reading he'd love to go to the library and spend the whole day with you in one of his favorite places.
If you don't like reading, he'd probably drag you to the library anyways. You can do your own thing, he just likes the quiet atmosphere.
He absolutely adores you and just wants to be with you 24/7.
Your first kiss was in hogsmeade. The two of you went wandering around the town, hand in hand all night.
He calls you his pretty boy and kisses you all night. He loves cuddling and likes to spoon you.
Draco Malfoy is obsessed with his boyfriend, and just wants to show him how much he loves him. <3
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