#evan roiser

[ecstarry]

@jegulus-microfic / rank / 705 words / game of truth or dare goes wrong, or not?

“Trust me Sirius, you will regret this,” Regulus whispered in his brother’s ears as everyone around them cheered for the next game. 

“I’m your big brother, I will never regret embarrassing you.” Sirius took Regulus by the shoulders and made him sit on a chair in the middle of the circle. It was the first party where both Sirius’ group of friends and Regulus’ were hanging out, it was Dorcas and Marlene’s idea now that they were dating. 

“The game is really easy, you take a drop of veritaserum, and someone gets to ask a question. Got it?” Everyone around the room hummed in confirmation as Regulus drank his dose of the potion. His eyes met James’ across the room, his boyfriend tried to conceal his nervousness with a smile. If their friends were smarter, Regulus was sure they would’ve picked up on their relationship by now, without the need of a veritaserum. 

First, they went through the normal round of questions just to make sure that the potion was working. No more than three questions in and Sirius decided it was time for the actual fun.

“Do I actually embarrass you, Reggie?” Sirius teased, but he was clearly eager for the answer. 

“No, you’re my favorite person and I love you.” A round of loud ‘awwws’ echoed in the room. “Oh shut up, and just ask another question,” Regulus blurted out. 

He immediately regretted it as he saw Barty’s mind clearly plotting something. 

“Okay, I have one. Dear Regulus, would you be so kind as to rank your best kisses?”

“Ew! NO!” Sirius quickly protested. 

From the corner of his eye, Regulus could tell how the question made James' heart race. This was not how they had planned to tell everyone they were dating. 

“Shhh! I want to know,” Remus insisted.

“I don’t! Knowing you two kissed when you did perfect rounds together is all the information I need about the matter!” Sirius was hysterical. 

“Just answer the question Reg, start with the third place,” Barty instructed. 

Regulus tried to fight the truth, this truly was the last way he wanted his brother and friends to know he had been dating Gryffindor’s golden boy. He once again searched for James’ eyes, and James was already looking at him, so lovingly. His boyfriend mouthed the words ‘it’s okay’, so Regulus took a deep breath and answered. 

“Fine. Third place would be Evan.”

“Quite the kisser you are too, love.” Evan blew him a kiss in response and everyone started laughing and commenting. 

“Shhh, I want to know who is in second place,” Dorcas intercepted. 

“Sirius, don’t hate me,” Regulus said as he closed his eyes and fought once more the words that were about to come out. “Second one is Rem-”

“I’M LEAVING!” Sirius announced loudly as he got up. 

“Sirius, don’t be dramatic, don’t you want to know who is actually first?” Remus said, trying to distract him. 

“Don’t worry, it’s me,” Barty said with an immense amount of confidence. 

“Ugh, it couldn’t get worse I guess,” Sirius mumbled as he sat on Remus’ lap. “If you say James I will fucking kill you, Regulus.”

Regulus' eyes widened and a violent blush crept from his neck towards his cheeks, without thinking he snapped his head towards James who was the same shade of crimson as him. Fuck. His reaction had been too noticeable. Everyone around had caught it, especially Sirius. 

“Regulus! Say right now that James does not have the first place in your fucking kissing list!”

Silence. 

“He does…”

The room erupted in a million loud voices laughing, screaming and questions aimed at both him and James. 

When did this happen!? 

How am I not on your list!?

Are you dating!?

Or are you fucking!?

Regulus began feeling dizzy and overwhelmed, he got up the chair to try to breathe but felt his legs falter. He felt familiar hands, calloused hands, warm hands steady him. James.

“It’s okay, baby,” James assured him as his arms wrapped around Regulus’ waist. 

James’ voice brought him back to reality, he saw Sirius approaching and couldn’t help the words that left his mouth with a laugh, “I told you so.”

They never played with veritaserum again.

more microfics here

[plathfiles]

please let the marauders fandom find this ‼️

which character in the marauders era would Christian Bale be good at being??? please help me with this I want to fan cast him for a fic but idk what character he would be??

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

imagine falling in love with your best friend, only to find out said best friend likes your sister

[z0mbieb0ys-incorrectquotes]

Evan: Go fuck yourself.  Barty, smugly: Sure, but only if you watch

[wingsmadeforflying]

I love the idea with soulmarks and them appearing on your 16th birthday (or something similar). But also that someone can have multiple. Multiple platonic and romantic.

[naomhdraiocht]

OKAY SO in the Fandom Wikia, it says that Evan Rosier is either British or Irish so I am STEALING him for the Irish.

- from a historically aristocratic family who still have a lot of land, including a manor.

- can speak Irish, not well (since I headcanon that his mother died when he was young and he went to live with Aunt Druella), but he tries - it’s just difficult in a British school in the 70s when any other Irish students would be trying to hide their heritage but he doesn’t care because he’s Evan fucking Roiser

- knows so many rebel songs - will sing them if he’s been drinking. Ignores the fact that none of his ancestors were probably rebels.

- I’d love to pick a county for him, not Dublin though, somewhere like Kerry or Clare with a distinct accent but for him it isn’t obvious unless he’s around other Irish people.

There’s probably more I can think of but ahhh;

Is Eireannach é Evan Roiser.

[astroaries98]

Parents...

TW: Implied abuse, using humour to cover trauma, swearing

Regulus, Evan and Barty were all sitting on Evan’s bed in their dorm room. Regulus was sat with his back resting on the headboard lost in the book he was reading. Barty was laid across the bottom on his back, his feet dangling off the edge, using his wand to levitate his quill up and down humming to himself. Evan was in between them both, sitting crossed legged reading a letter that had arrived this morning. 

“Aren’t Fathers such knobs?” He declared to the group. 

“Preach” both Regulus and Barty muttered without stopping what they were doing. 

“He’s just written saying that our summer holiday will be in Albainia this year? Just like that, no consultation or anything, at Christmas they were suggesting going to the villa in Italy, what happened to that idea?” Evan groned. 

Both Regulus and Barty looked up at each other, eyes wide with amusement and they both burst out in uncontrollable laughter. 

“What’s so funny?” Questioned Evan sharply. 

“Oh Regulus, you must help me, my father has suggested we take a family holiday, how dare he want to spend time with me? I wish he’d just ignore me and never bother to write.” Barty cried out mockingly, jumping up on his knees and clasping his hand to beg. 

“Oh Barty, you poor soul, and he didn’t even ask you where you wanted to go? The horror, I will never complain about that time my dad cursed me in front of the whole family again” Regulus replied hand on his head pretending to faint. 

“Oh Ha Ha” Evan rolled his eyes, as his friends carried on the charade. “Just because you two have arguably worst fathers doesn’t mean I can’t complain about mine now or again.”

“Argulably? Arguably worse? Evan, when we were seven and we got lost in Diagon Ally your father ran up to you, picked you up and literally cried that he was so scared he’d never see you again and then got you ice cream. Can you remember what my father did?” Regulus snapped the humour leaving his voice. 

Evan just looked down and nodded, he could remember. 

“Hey, at least your ol’man likes you enough to be around you, I don’t actually think mines acknowledged my existence in about eight months” Barty chuckled, his face didn’t match his teasing tone of voice though. 

“Okay, I get it, I’m sorry…I won’t complain again” Evan said sorrowfully. 

Barty moved next to Evan and put his arm around him, “We are just messing Ev, you complain as much as you like.” 

“I’m not messing” Regulus muttered but he too moved closer to Evan. 

Barty playfully hit Regulus on the back of the head, Regulus couldn’t help but grin. 

“Thanks, but you are right though, sorry you have such shit parents” Evan said looking between his best friends. 

“Ahh I'm sure it hasn’t affected us too much” Barty replied. 

And with that, the three friends all burst out in uncontrollable laughter again.

[omikki]

My Evan Roiser headcannon is that he says really specific insults or depictions of what he'd do to you if you're being a dumbass/jackass.

You bet your ass if i'm writing him that will happen.

[jlhynde-insanitybrilliance]

UDLTTOM DIALOGUE DRAFT #73

*Harry & Ted playing 2 truths and a lie with Tom & Knights of Walpurgis*

Harry: It’s my turn again? Ok Umm…I didn’t learn how to swim until I was eleven, I’ve never been to South America, and I’m an unregistered animagus.

Ignotus Avery (frustrated): Bloody hell! Why are these so difficult?! I believe all of these!

Harry: How are they difficult?

Alyxander Mulciber: After hearing you out raced a dragon on a broomstick anything goes at this point.

Lyra Burke: Oh, I do believe you are an animagus! That would make so much sense, wouldn’t it? How else are you able to slip away so often without being noticed? What’s your form?

Abraxas Malfoy: That’s not part of the game, Lyra.

Lyra: New game! Let’s try and guess Evans’ animagus form, every wrong guess you have to drink but if we get it right Evans has to down the rest of the bottle! And we get to ask you questions!

Harry: Alright, sure.

Lyra: Is it aquatic, amphibious, reptilian, or mammal?

Harry: None of the above. Drink.

Druella Roiser: Avian?

Harry: No, though it can fly. Drink.

Thaddeus Nott: Is it an insect?

*Harry nods*

Theodore (stunned disbelief): It’s a bloody cockroach, isn’t it?

*Harry passes bottle to Theodore*

Harry: Drink up, Ted.

-3 bottles & a half of Fire whiskey later-

Abraxas: -hic-I’m telling’ ya, he’s gotta be a blue morpho-hic- I’m a thousand present positive of it-hic

Walburga Black: Shhh, please! I insist that he’s lying. He’s a liar, Abraxas, he’s been lying about the whole thing tryin’ ta get us-hic-smashed. He’s got it written on his hand 🤚

Lyra: I think-hic- if I was a animagus I’d like to be a butterfly 🦋. It-hic-reminds of the Taoist philosopher Zhuangzi—

Harry (still mostly sober): Are you not going to guess, Riddle?

Tom: Oh, I wouldn’t dare presume.

Harry: That’s no fun. C’mon, don’t be a chicken.

Tom (unable to ignore the challenge): Fine, Evans. Let me think about it… An insect that can fly, it’s blue, is found commonly in gardens, but is not native to the British isles. Is it bigger or smaller than a knut?

Harry: Smaller.

Tom: And what country is it native to?

Harry: Australia.

Tom: What does it eat?

Harry: Mostly aphids.

Tom: Then it’s a pest controller…

Harry: Give up?

Tom: Do you? If I get it right you’ll have to down half a bottle of Fire whiskey in one go, Evans.

Harry: I don’t think you’ll get it right. You’d never guess it.

Tom: How about a wager, Evans, between just you and I? I get it wrong and I’ll write one of your essays for you, any subject, any length…

Harry: I’m listening.

Tom: But if I get it right, I get a kiss. Right here (taps lips)

Harry (laughing): You know what, fine. Sure Riddle. If you think you can guess it without asking another question.

*Tom whispers his answer in Harry’s ear & its right.*

Harry:

Oh shit!

[thescarleteagle]

Barty Crouch Jr. and Evan Roiser is a ship that really makes sense because at Karkoff’s trial in Goblet of Fire, Karkoff said Evans name, and in my own professional opinion, that’s what makes Barty get progressively more angry and ultimately leads to lash out even more then he might’ve even when Karkoff told Winzengamot that he helped torture Frank and Alice. I also think Barty liking Evan made Barty’s relationship with his dad more difficult, which leads Barty to kill him later.

[breeistired]

WHAT I THINK MARAUDER KINNIES ARE DOING ON VALENTINES DAY

(if you are not single and sad, this post is not for you. RUN ALONG NOW SWEETIE)

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Regulus kinnies.

I’m a Regulus kinnie myself, and all im doing to do is read books and pine after a person who only sees me as their friend. So im going to assume you’re doing the same.

You are also probably listening to Mistki while you look back at when you felt alive and young.

We need therapy.

-

James Potter kinnies.

You’re probably making notes and cute little drawings for your friends, but you know deep down they’ll forget about you and get you some lousy lollipop or maybe even a heart drawing!

You cannot settle for the bare minimum.

You’re also probably falling for the slightest attention someone gives you, then you get heart broken in the end because you put too much of yourself in your relationship.

BACK AWAY FROM THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU DESERVE MORE.

-

Sirius Black kinnies.

You and your best friend are the only ones who take this siriusly.

But the only reason you take it seriously is because you know how it feels to feel like a joke.

You’re looking at all these videos of these couples doing cute stuff while you’re sitting on the floor of your room wondering, why couldn’t i be like that? Then you’ll come to the conclusion that your parents made you like this.

PLEASE DONT FORGET TO DRINK WATER. I KNOW YOU FORGET TO.

-

Remus Lupin kinnies.

You most definitely forgot it was Valentine’s Day and you slept in. Thankfully you set up your future in your head so you already know what you’re going to for your friends.

Please stop planning your future all in one night. Your brain cannot take this.

You’ll chug some caffeine and tell yourself, it’s just another day. Until you look around and see all these people in love. You go home and binge eat chocolate because you’re sad.

Then you fall asleep again as a coping mechanism.

SAVE THE CHOCOLATE FOR THE REST OF US PLEASE.

-

Pandora Roiser kinnies

You guys are the sweetest people alive.

Too bad everyone takes that as a weakness.

You buy every one of your friends a cute little card and maybe some candy or flowers. All they do is utter a “thanks.” But you don’t mind right? ( you do) it’s tiring feeling like everyone looks down on you. So you’ll try your hardest, but will it ever be enough?

YOU GOT THIS SWEETIE, YOURE ENOUGH.

-

Evan Roiser kinnies.

You guys are either toxic or chill.

Either way, you’re still not over that one person who ruined your life. Your friends are happy, so why aren’t you? Nothing is fair. You pretend to be happy on this day, eating chocolate, writing little hearts, laughing. But deep down, the lingering question is just, “why? Why would they do this? Why did i deserve that?” Maybe you’ll get your answer, maybe you won’t.

MY QUESTION FOR YOU IS, WHY ARE YOU SO CUTE? EVERY EVAN KINNIE IS SO CUTE.

-

Barty Crouch Jr kinnies

You guys probably are stalking your crush right now. You feel like you have to match personalities or stand out from the crowd for someone you like. So on valentines, you’ll find out specifically what your friends like and make a special card or gift for them. Then you play it off, saying “it’s nothing really.” We know damn well it’s not nothing. So when they say thank you, or give you the slightest praise, you get giddy inside.

DONT LOSE YOURSELF.

-

These are just assumptions, so if I get these wrong, DO NOT COME AT ME MAN. THIS IS ME TRYING.

[mrmaybank]

Masterlist

Request are open. I write for male and GN reader and for all the fandoms below more will be added!

OBX

JJ Maybanks

𝓞𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓲𝓽𝓮𝓼 𝓐𝓽𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽 (M!READER)

John B Routledge

Kiara Carrera

Rafe Cameron

𝓦𝓪𝓼 𝓘𝓽 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓸𝓻𝓼𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾’𝓿𝓮 𝓔𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓚𝓷𝓸𝔀𝓷 (M!READER)

Sarah Cameron

Topper Thornton

Pope Heyward

Marauders Era

Regulus Black

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Lilly Evans (Potter)

Peter Pettigrew

Barty Crouch Jr

Evan Roiser

Marlene Mckinnon

Dorcas Meadows

Pandora lovegood

PJO/HOO

Nico Di Angelo

Percy Jackson

𝓑𝓪𝓭 𝓐𝓽 𝓖𝓸𝓸𝓭𝓫𝔂𝓮𝓼 (M!READER)

Annabeth Chase

Frank Zhang

Luke Castellan

Jason Grace

Piper Mclean

Will Solace

Connor Stoll

Travis Stoll

Platonic

TMR

Newt

Minho

𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓜𝓮 (M!READER)

Gally

Thomas

Ben

Aris

platonic 

HP

Cedric Diggory

Harry Potter

Hermione Granger

Ron Weasley

Draco Malfoy

Blaise Zabini

Fred Weasley

George Weasley

Oliver Wood

platonic

TBP

Finney Blake

Vance Hopper

𝓐 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓱 𝓟𝓸𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓔𝓪𝓬𝓱 𝓦𝓮𝓮𝓴 (GN!READER)

𝓙𝓮𝓪𝓵𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓜𝓾𝓬𝓱? (M!READER)

Bruce Yamada

Robin Arellano

Griffin Stagg

Billy Showalter

Buzz

Matty

Matt

platonic

DC

Jason Todd

𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓒𝓪𝓷’𝓽 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓹 𝓓𝓝𝓐 (M!READER)

𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓼 𝓜𝔂 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮 (M!READER)

Harley Quinn

Dick Grayson

Damian Wayne

Tim Drake

Bruce Wayne

Duke Thomas

platonic

Marvel

Tony Stark

Thor

Loki

Steve Rogers

Sam Wilson

Bucky

Peter Parker

Platonic

IT

(i’ll do chap one and two)

Richie Tozier

Bill Denbrough

𝓘𝓽 𝓦𝓪𝓼 𝓢𝓸 𝓡𝓮𝓪𝓵 (M!READER)

Beverly Marsh

Ben Hanscom

Eddie Kaspbrak

Stanley Uris

Mike Hanlon

Henry Bowers

𝓢𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓦𝓱𝓸 𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝓨𝓸𝓾 𝓦𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭𝓷’𝓽 𝓓𝓸 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 (M!READER)

Patrick Hockstetter

Victor Criss

Belch Huggins

Platonic

Stranger things

Eddie Munson

Nancy Wheeler

Billy Hargrove

Steve Harrington

Mike Wheeler

Will Byers

Jonathan Byers

Lucas Sinclair

Max Mayfield

Dustin Henderson

Eleven “Jane” Hopper

Eden Bingham

Platonic

Scream

(I’ve only watched the first one i’m gonna try to watch the rest throughout the week)

Stu Matcher

Billy Loomis

Randy Meeks

Dewey Riley

Platonic

[z0mbieb0ybyersblog]

request rules!

HOW TO REQUEST

— requests can be sent through my inbox! aka the button on my profile that says request

— state the character, romantic or platonic, the format of the request, and what you want with it

— do you have any specifics for the reader? male, female, blonde, poc, etc?

— PLEASE ACTUALLY SPECIFY WHAT YOU WANT WITH YOUR REQUEST!! ITS VERY HARD FOT ME TO WRITE SOMETHING THAT JUST SAYS "___ x reader (blank)" WITH NO FURTHER EXPLANATION! GIVE ME A PLOT IDEA! And if you want include a prompt you want in it!

WHAT I WILL WRITE:

└▸

male, female, and gender neutral reader

or no reader, I do ships too!!

alternative universe: soulmates, coffee shop, roommates, royal, bookstore, fake relationship, coworkers, neighbors, flower shop, library, bodyguard, modern era, band/rockstar, celebrity, mermaid, pirate, teachers (you can also mix them in your request, like asking for bookstore and coffee shop au! if that makes sense)

Headcanons, one-shots, drabble, imagine, etc.

poly relationships, whether it be character x reader x character or character x character x character 

angst

fluff

smut

omega verse

WHAT I WONT WRITE:

└▸

illegal ships (incest or underage)

dark or yandere

abuse

abortion

pregnancy

someone having cancer

rape/sexual assault

canonically gay characters with fem identifying readers/characters, same thing with canonically lesbian characters with masc identifying readers/characters (platonically is fine, romantically isnt)

character list

bolded means they’re my favorite characters to write!

DOCTOR WHO

Nine, Ten, Eleventh, Thirteen, Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, Jack Harkness, Donna Noble

RED, WHITE, & ROYAL BLUE

Alex Claremont-Diaz, Henry, June Claremont-Diaz, Nora Holleran, Bea

TED LASSO

Ted Lasso, Jamie Tartt, Roy Kent, Keeley Jones, Rebecca Welton

STRANGER THINGS

Nancy Wheeler, Steve Harrington, Robin Buckley, Eddie Munson

THE OUTSIDERS

Ponyboy Curtis, Johnny Cade, Sodapop Curtis, Darry Curtis, Steve Randall, Twobit Matthews, Dallas Winston

MARVEL

Matt Murdock, Peter Parker (Tobey, Andrew, Tom), Bucky Barnes, Clint Barton, Loki, Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff

[more to be added]

911 FOX

Evan Buckley, Eddie Diaz, Maddie Buckley, Howie Han

STAR WARS

Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Din Djarin (The Mandalorian)

[more to be added]

HARRY POTTER

— golden trio era

Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood, Neville Longbottom, Cedric Diggory, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Oliver Wood, Draco Malfoy

— marauders era

Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Lily Evans, Pandora Lovegood, Regulus Black, Dorcas Meadows, Marlene McKinnon, Barty Crouch Jr, Evan Roiser, Alice Fortescue, Mary MacDonald, Narcissa Black

[If you want one of these characters, like Remus for example to be older like during the Harry Potter movies let me know!]

— legacy era

Sebastian Sallow, Amit Thakkar, Poppy Sweeting, Natsai Onai, Garreth Weasley, Ominis Gaunt

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

emmeline calls evan husband and evan calls her wife (in a totally platonic way)(they're so in love they make everyone sick)(they have no idea)

[z0mbieb0ys-incorrectquotes]

Evan: I trust Barty.

Regulus: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Evan: I wouldn't go that far.

[riddikulusfm]

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kade as minthe greengrass with jessie mei li.

kelly as alastor moody with cillian murphy .

kae as gideon prewett with alin szewczyk.

summer as lily evans with simone ashley.

summer as sirius black with simone baldasseroni.

blue as evan roiser with damian hardung.

patches as elodie puppin with haley lu richardson.

jace as amelia bones with ruth madeley.

minty as peter pettigrew with harvey gullien.

dylan as remus lupin with maxence danet fauel.

rachie as narcissa black with renee rapp.

ash as marlene mckinnnon with jenna ortega.