#he Would do this

[1544cimn]

I did the thing

[norakbubbles]

Jaime: You know, I think my judgment might be a bit clouded because I like Brienne a little bit

Tyrion: You doodled your wedding invitation

Jaime: No, that's our joint tombstone

Tyrion: My mistake

[sdvshanewife]

shane if he wasnt a middle aged man

[mayearies]

42 miles moment

[disastertriowriting]

Sol: What did you two do? Jekki: Osha: Sol: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

[daydream-draws]

this is how the search for Keefe went right (I haven’t read the book yet)

text:

Keefe: Happy birthday grimace!

Sophie: Let’s… leave him there

[screams-in-writing]

Mr. Puzzles and the Reader, standing in front of a floor-length mirror while wearing new outfits be like:

“Would you look at those clothes with that gorgeous face!” Mr. Puzzles exclaimed as he casually draped an arm over your shoulders to hold you closer to his side. “What a spectacular transformation! I never thought it would be possible!”

“It’s just a different outfit; I look exactly the same.” You watched as Mr. Puzzles’ expression shifted to something much more devious as he met your gaze in the mirror.

“You look very nice too, my dear!” Mr. Puzzles wryly said as he lightly squeezed your shoulder. “You clean up well!”

It took you a moment, and when it hit you, you rolled your eyes.

“You such a bast-“ A gloved finger pressed over your lips to silence you as Mr. Puzzles leaned over, his other arm helping him in his endevour to press the line of his body into yours while he affectionately leant his boxy head carefully against yours.

“I must insist that no bad words be used.” Mr. Puzzles murmured. “We wouldn’t want any bad ratings to come of such things.”

“…we are literally standing in front of a mirror in a department store. What do you-“ You frowned then gasped. “Are you recording our outing?!”

“Is that not something I should do?” Mr. Puzzles sounded serious at that. “I want to have this ‘outing’ when I want to reminisce about it in the future. Don’t worry. Any personal talk won’t be out to the public. I’m trying a different format of a show and-.”

(Mr. Puzzles does not have a good rest of the day as he learns of more boundaries that he needs to respect)

[yet-another-clown]

[mcytblrconfessions]

I had a dream James Marriott gave birth on stream

[urdadsceilingfan]

That one TikToc trend on my fyp ft. Bing

Because he would

[vegetabletaxi]

"Our camper had both counselors feeding him each day because he acted like he was starving and we didn’t know that the other counselor already fed him."

[konigsblog]

Soap 1000%, he is putting cold hands down your shirt and cold feet against your tailbone i can see it and i hate it but he would lmao

that bastard would put his cold feet against your back and kick you off the bed, laughing even harder after taking all the bedsheets while you get to your feet, giving you nothing but a sore hip and leaving you freezing.

got comfy and definitely fell asleep like that. found you wearing layers of clothes while curled up on the floor, using more clothes as blankets in an attempt to keep warm...

probably felt bad -- then did it again. 😮‍💨

[dougielombax]

Kinger is three jumpscares away from snapping, violently seizing Jax and stabbing the shit out of him with a pair of scissors.

“Oh Kinger you should’ve seen your face! I swear-“

“AAAAAAAAAEGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“YOU!!!! TELL!!!!! ME!!!!! HOW!!!!! IT!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!! FEELS!!!!!! YOU!!!!! COCKY!!!!! INSUFFERABLE!!!!! BASTARD!!!!! RABBITOID!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!”

Hypothetically….

Provided he doesn’t explode first.

[caligocacophony]

Hahahahahaha hi everyone, quick question

Have you or a loved one received tea from this man? You may be entitled to financial compensation. 😔

There was supposed to be text in there but y’all. I don’t think he’d say anything. I think he’d just stare at you until you took a sip. He worked so hard for this tea party. Put all of his effort in. Drink the tea, for him. Do it. Drink the tea. Drink it. Nothing suspicious about this at all.

[navnae]

Y’all know those guys in class that moan really loud as a joke and interrupt class. I have feeling that Steve has been one of those guys before and everyday during class he’d moan extremely loud, sometimes he moan his friends names just to get a laugh from the class. Eddie would sit in the back gripping his pencil as he wrote with it and his knuckles would turn white from tightening his grip on the side of his desk. His jeans would get tight every time Steve moaned and it truly was music to Eddie’s ears. All he could think about during the period is how he’d do anything just to have Steve moan his name in front of the entire class, Eddie was getting all hot in bothered by the very rated r thoughts in his head and Steve didn’t make it any better by sneaking glances at him with a smirk.

The motherfucker knew what he was doing.