#hufflepuff ass bitch

[artstatues]

Jealousy, jealousy. - m.r × reader.

wc : 573

pairings : mattheo riddle x fem! reader, from the harry potter fanbase/fandom.

synopsis : cedric diggory took you out on a date to three broomsticks, unknowingly causing a particular slytherin to get jealous.

warnings :

a/n : short? yes. cringy? kinda. anyways, giving me flashbacks. but pansy in this fic, or in any of my slytherin works, is alice pagani pansy, not hp pansy parkinson cz that pansy's a bitch. reader is an absolute bitch and no this was not proofread

taglist : @never-enough-novels, @urbanflorals, @kozumesphone, @reyna-obsessed, @off-to-the-r4ces, @mqstermindswift ( ik u didnt do the form nor ask but i feel like you'd want to be tagged )

Cedric Diggory had just dropped you off to the Slytherin common room. He asked on a date a week ago, and you had to keep rescheduling it because of your studies and other plans. You never liked the guy anyway, you are just being nice. Your friends; Pansy, Theo and Mattheo were all in the common room, a bottle of beer in each one’s hands. “How was the date?” Pansy sat up while offering you a bottle. “Thanks.” You muttered before sitting down next to her. “It was okay, eh.” You shrugged, taking a sip of your drink. “Softie.” Theo rolled his eyes from the couch across. “He’s been asking me the whole week-! What was I supposed to do?” You exclaimed exaggeratedly. “Beat him up.” Mattheo suggested with a tilt of his head, earning a chuckle from Theo. “Where’d Blaise go?” He was here when you left, everyone was here, actually. “Hogsmeade with Malfoy.” Pansy explained next to you. Off to a bookstore, then. You guessed. Theo chugged the rest of his drink before announcing his leave to his dorm room. Mattheo’s been quiet since his remark, previously, you observed. You snuck a quick glance at him. His eyes on you, the beer still in his hands, his eyebrows knitted. According to Pansy, you didn’t just sneak a glance, causing her to get up and down her drink before saying, “I’m leaving, weird ass tension happening here.” And with that she left. “Thoughts on my date?” You inquired Mattheo while fixing your posture and taking another sip at your drink. He scoffed in response. “Okay-” You rolled your eyes. You could feel his eyes following your movements. “Jealous then, Riddle?” You mocked with a lazy smirk on your face. “Maybe.” He shrugged, finishing his bottle of beer. You laughed, like literally laughed, earning a glare from him. “Anything funny?” He spat. “Quite so, really. You being jealous of Diggory is comedic to me.” You grinned teasingly. “Yeah, maybe I am jealous over the fact that you go out with all the boys that’s walked in this school.” Mattheo remarked, rather acidic. “Said who?” Your tone changed, and clearly not for the better. “I don’t know! Ask around, I’m sure they’d agree. I know Nott agrees.” He snapped. You were actually taken aback by him. Something was wrong with him and you had no idea what that could be. It wasn’t the alcohol, definitely. He’s only had 1 bottle– actually. You didn’t know if that was his first bottle or not. “Are you okay?” You furrowed your eyebrows, you were actually concerned, for him and yourself. “Was that supposed to be offensive? Either way, I’m not.” He jeered. “And why’s that?” You questioned further. “You.” His eyes locked with yours, and funnily, it was actually intimidating. “Hm?” You quipped. You were definitely pissing him off. Ha. “Stop it. Stop. I’m fucking serious, stop. Don’t, really don’t. I think- no– wait, I know, that I’m in love with you and yes I was fucking jealous over that stupid Hufflepuff, but don’t– just don’t. Don’t tempt me, don’t tease me, please don’t.” He snapped, like, full on snapped, but he tried keeping his volume down since it was the Slytherin common room, where all gossip begins. He sounded desperate. Which you thought was quite pathetic. “Ah! You’re in love with me!” You sarcastically exclaimed, causing him to slam his bottle on the table before leaving.

[meangirls-imagines]

Welcome to the Poly!Plasticsverse!

collab with: @yungpoetfics (my fav bubs in the world)

Regina George

@queenbgina/@callmereginald (she/her)

North Shore's Queen Bee

Soft for her girlfriends

The mom of the group

Basically a sugar mommy for her girls

Lifehack Geek

TikTok hater

Has rational fear of werewolves

Will fight a bitch

Victoria's Secret girly

Female rapper stan (Doja, Cardi, Megan, etc.)

Gryffindor

Lesbian

Gretchen Wieners

@thegretchenw/@greatgretsby (she/her/it (only if ur special))

The second mom of the group

Softest human

Loves playing with her girlfriends hair

#1 Twilight hater

Has a letterboxd account just to leave bad reviews

The level headed one usually, but will snap when she needs

Cuddly as fuck

Loves Fleur du Mal lingerie

Stubborn as Fuck

Wine drinker/expert

Loves vintage music (Elvis, Elton John, etc.)

Hufflepuff

Bisexual

Karen Shetty

@karebearz/@karensheetty (any pronouns)

Ambidextrous™️

Loves Spongebob

Plant Parent

Knows Britney Spears and Lady Gaga choreo

Kpop girly (Blackpink, BTS, etc.)

Lettering expert

Has Funko Pop collection

Squishmallow lover

Ravenclaw

Pansexual

Cady Heron

@cady_heron/@defnotcaddy (she/her)

The third mom of the group

Whispers when angry

Carries bandaids at all times

Always has snacks

Lactose Intolerant (but LOVES cheese)

Cries at Rom-Coms

LOVES hugs

Cannot handle spicy food

Sleeps with a teddy bear

Happy to be here

Friends with everyone's parents

Token vanilla of the group

Has diary (with a heart shaped lock)

Bisexual

Aaron Samuels

@aaronsammy/@atomicaaron (he/him) or (ho/mie)

1/3 of Terror Trio

Y/N's best friend

North Shore's resident Himbo

Will do anything if someone says "I dare you"

Impulsive buyer

Has one brain cell (shares it with Y/N)

Overuses 💪 emoji

Usually confused

1/2 Golden Retriever duo

Can skateboard

Uses Axe body spray

Co-founder of Stuntmares

Dreams of grabbing a teddy in a claw machine (bucket list item)

Ass man

Owns too many grey sweatpants

Kisses his homies (homiesexual)

Has never watched Harry Potter

Watches lifestyle coaches on YT

Can play the ukulele (really badly)

Loves Eminem and Harry Styles (would fuck Harry Styles)

Writes Larry Stylinson fanfics

Kissed Y/N once (regretted immediately)

Bisexual

Damian Hubbard

@hubbarddamian/@damianishubby (he/him/they)

Learned how to sew from Janis

Does drag and has a YT channel (Anita Dick)

Huge Adore Delano stan

Will fight anyone who hurts Janis

Doesn't like Rupaul as a person, but is a religious Drag Race fan

#1 Poly!Plastics fan

Has an 8 step skincare routine

Cameraman for Stuntmares

Earlybird

Lies about having curfew to go to sleep early

Ravenclaw

(Lowkey wishes he was a Slytherin bc it's the "cuntiest house"

Him and Karen watch The Bachelor

Fav movie is Dirty Dancing (did the lift with Janis)

Learned how to twerk from Y/N

Gay

Janis Imi'Ike

@janiisimiike/@imiikenough (she/they)

Secret Barbie girly(live action and animated movies)

Will go straight for Ryan Gosling

Feral chihuahua of the group

Hozier stan

HATES THE KARDASHIANS

Pain in Regina's ass

Anger Issues™️

Secretly loves Olivia Rodrigo

Mentally Ill friend

Emotional Drunk

Karaoke Queen

Tits girly

Leather Jacket lesbian

Getting piercings > therapy

Has a suit collection

Thrifter

Loves her friends

Dog person (secretly)

Quotes niche memes

Kinky af

Middle Child

Lesbian

Y/N Y/L/N (FC: Chrissy Costanza)

@thisbeyn/@reginaslefttit (she/he/they/it)

2/3 Terror Trio

2/2 Golden Retriever duo

Has matching fried egg tattoo with Aaron.

Co-Founder of Stuntmares

"Hi, I'm Y/N and welcome to Stuntmares" *jumps off roof into pool*

Cuts her own hair

Blooper Reel Queen

North Shore's resident stoner

AUDHD (autistic + ADHD)

Playlists range from Beethoven to ashnikko

"IT'S NOT A PHASE. IT'S A LIFESTYLE."

Demisexual

Plays electric guitar

Has slight speech impediment

Gremlin of the group

D&D Dungeon Master

ALWAYS falls asleep during movie night

Power Nap Addict™️

Insomniac

Monster Energy Drink Enthusiast (collects the cans)

Oddly good at Origami

Tweets everything she thinks

Has been banned from Fortnite and Roblox

Married to Gretchen on The Sims (regina and karen were sad)

Anger issues

✨Spicy✨ Latina (do not fuck with her people)

Matching rings with her gfs

Def had one night stand with Cady

Shane Oman

@shaneomann/@omantastic (he/him) or (dumb/hoe)

Loves Old School Rap (Biggie, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, etc.)

Hates Y/N at first but comes to love her like a sister.

Only person who can outsmoke Y/N.

Has a dropped truck with red LED lights under it.

Blasts music walking down the halls.

Always has the zoomies.

Orange cat friend.

Has elevator music playing in his head 24/7.

Challenged Damian to a dance off. (He lost. But he had girls simping over him)

Posts thirst traps on TikTok. (Regina's mom is his #1 follower)

Has a frying pan tattooed to match Aaron and Y/N.

Always on Stuntmares trying to create new world records.

Or eating a bunch of weird combos.

"Oman! Not again!" *proceeds to eat a marshmallow and spam sandwich*

Ralph Lauren man

Whenever the polycule argues, he's a "fuck this shit, I'm out" person.

Professional party crasher

Dine and Dash expert

Has nipple piercings (Aaron and Y/N dared him to get them)

Curses like a fucking sailor (Half of his lines on Stuntmares are just censor beeps)

Talks way too fast.

Knows Italian and Spanish (Him and Y/N talk shit in Spanish)

His ringtone for Aaron and Y/N is the remix of the Windows error sound

Loves t-shirts with offensive prints (Regina tries to make him dress normally)

Has gc with Aaron and Y/N called "Hoemies"

Would fuck Aaron

TICKLISH

Major gossip (Him and Gretchen meet once a week to talk shit)

[jellyfishsthings]

Warnings: the usual, Jealous Remus™️ and Full Moon Remus™️ (aka my favorite type of Remus), I feel like I went crazy with this one, definitely better than pt.2

Also huge shout out to @some-insomniac-writes and especially one fic that I have been reading all day and night. I feel like I might have copied some parts of the story but I also feel like I kind of engraved it to my brain so 🤷 who knows?

Part 1 , Part 2

"Ready for round two?"

Well.. it hasn't been just this one round. There was also the time. I was shoved into broomclosets, fucked like it was our last time and exited said broomclisets looking as if I had dealt with a hurricane which left purple marks adorning my body like a canvas. Or the time we met at the Perfects bathroom at midnight and stayed in the water until I couldn't walk. Or all the times he sneaked into my room putting in good use not only my bed, but my shower, my desk, my mirror, pretty much all my furniture if I am being honest. Or when.... well you got the gist of it.

All this was a fun experience, but still there was a gaping hole in my heart. Sure he said he loved my laugh, the sounds I made, the way I tasted and he did stay with me every single time, taking care of me. But that didn't sooth my aching heart. The way it stung when all the girls not just flirted with him but threw themselves at him. He was mine ... wasn't he?

I dismissed all these thoughts trying to focus on Alfred, my potions partner, a Hufflepuff boy that was struggling with the lesson. He was sitting way too close to me and was trying to have some kind of physical contact with me. But that didn't affect me. He wasn't the one that with a single touch he could drive me crazy. Or just his mere presence, his scent, his body heat... Remus on the other hand, was something.

He was also watching me. His gaze digging holes on the poor boy's head. Soon all this will be over. I will go back to my room, take a nice hot shower. And that was exactly what happened. Until the clock struck 1:23, that was when a thud sounded outside the dorm and a low swearing voice. Remus, he was here.

He entered the dorm easily, picking the lock. Without missing a beat, he walked confidently towards my bed, getting atop of me and kissing me senseless. Discarding my clothes and letting them fly in every possible direction. Kissing and marking up every inch of my skin, paying special attention to my breasts. And then kissing a straight line across my collarbones

"You smell like him. His cologne is all over you." Every single one of his movements is done to precision. His hand startles me as he starts, rubbing my clit with his thumb. "You're mine. Only mine. If that bastard ever comes close to you ..." I didn't know he could be so territorial. So jealous. So ... committed.

He is teasing me now. Playing with my folds, using only one of his fingers, enough to drive me wild and over the brink of insanity, enough to hit all the right spots. Enough to delay the oncoming orgasm and make this as painful as possible.

"Who makes you feel good?"

"You"

"Scream my name, sweetheart. Let the world know who you belong to." He says as a hand comes hard down my pussy. Making a startled yelp leave my lips.

"Remus"

"What is it, love?" Says the taunting son of a bitch. "Say what I want to hear. And you will get the special treatment tonight."

"I'm yours. Only yours. Please."

"Atta girl. Now let the fun begin." With this he stands up and walks back towards the edge of the bed, whilst holding my calves, dragging me too, until only half of my ass is touching the bed. He gets down on his knees and starts kissing my thighs. That was how I found myself like this.

My body was desperately trying to get away from his mouth, a squeal ripping from my lungs as his hands kept a firm hold on my thighs. Keeping my legs spread open for him, giving him easier access to my cunt from what felt like endless hours of orgasm after orgasm. Cum after cum, Remus wetting his lips just so he could delve back in with his tongue and open mouth, lapping up as much of me as possible. He was insatiable, all low moans and growls against me. His eyes scrunched so tight that a crease was forming between his brows. Mumbling every few minutes statements of ‘right there?’ and ‘aw, poor thing.’ when I squealed and kicked in overstimulation, taunting me as usual.

“One more, dovey. One more.” He spoke into the my cunt, what was the biggest lie ever. It was always ‘one more’ with him. One more turned into two, and then after that, I’d likely pass out cold from exhaustion. But it was worth it. He was feral. Mixing Jealous Remus and Full Moon Remus could never have a good result.

“I can’t!” I sobbed out, a sharp gasp falling from my lips as he pushed his face and nose even further against me, something I didn’t believe was even possible, despite all my pathetic attempts to keep him away. His knees dug harshly into the floor to keep him steady. He was almost lifting my hips from the mattress as he ate me out like I was his last meal. Drank me in like he was a man that wandered the desert for days on end.

It was obvious from the start that Remus had a particular liking when it came to eating me out, in fact, he was often rather enthusiastic about it. If anything he begged to go down on me whenever we had sex. He was just so obsessed with how I tasted; better than any Butterbeer or chocolate no matter the price, a finer meal than anything else on earth, according to him. So when I tried to push him away, tried to make a feeble attempt to interrupt him, trying to take away his favourite thing in the world, it was no wonder he was acting like a madman.

Overstimulation wasn’t rare with Remus, in fact, it was pretty common. As he nuzzled his nose against my clit he said "There's no running from this dove you're at my mercy now."

At this point, tears are streaming down my face, and my throat feels so sore. Everything is just too much. But that doesn't make him stop. So when I cross that euphoric blurred line, he is there and he doesn't stop, claiming everything my body offers him. Next thing I know I am face down duried into a pillow and my ass is up in the air. He is already inside of me, his hand placed on my shoulder blades as it moves towards the back of my throat, keeping me immobile. Not that I would have any energy left to do anything.

He sets a relentless pace, driving out one orgasm after the other for both of us. And yet his movements never stop, it seems almost impossible. How could someone do such a thing?

Him, apparently. Because all our previous releases are coating not only my cunt and his cock but they are also ruining the sheets. He is getting sloppy now, his stamina is running thin as he pulls my hair and brings me right to his lap.

That's how tomorrow finds me. The first light of the sun illuminates the room. Finally giving Remus the perfect view. Seeing how he enters me again and again as his hips move upwards with enough force to make my tits bounce painfully, while he uses my hips as leverage moving them up and down bouncing them. My voice is long lost as I cum for the last time and we both collapse to the bed. His cock was still inside me, keeping every last drop of our releases in place.

There is no way I will be walking any time soon.

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[morwap]

❆ 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐌𝐀𝐒—𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝟕 ❆

—❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆ ❆—

Sub sirius dom reader,

You pulled on the leash as you moved your hips so the fake cock slid in and out of him, his head tossed back, moaning loudly as if you two didn’t have neighbors. You gripped his hip to keep you steady.

“Aw, my little bitch seems like he’s enjoying it” you cooed, wrapping some of the leash around your hand.

“Even though you were begging for more earlier, nothing’s ever good enough for you” you added, picking up your speed, your hands grabbed and massaged at his left ass cheek. Sirius tried to answer, stuttering over his words until he just gave up.

“You haven’t even thanked me yet, i do everything you ask me to do to you and you don’t even say thank you, maybe i should stop and teach you some manners” you teased.

“No! No! Thank you- thank you, m’sorry-m’so sorry, please don’t stop” Sirius begged, you smiled and leaned forward to kiss him on the head.

“I know baby, calm down, I know you’re thankful. You’ve been so good all day, just needed to keep you in check,” you said calmly, you pulled on the leash again forcing a moan out of him.

You leaned in again, “cum any time you want baby” you whispered before leaning back up, Sirius mumbled a thank you

@percy-the-hufflepuff @mimsfaerie @whistle1whistle @imabee-oralizard

[prettylittlebxch]

Bad Decisions - Marauders Smut

Description: You made bad decisions: such as playing strip poker with Gryffindors- and the Marauders- who you hated.

Pairing: Marauders x fem!Slytherin!reader

Warnings: SMUT!!! Degradation, humiliation, spit kink, hatefucking, oral sex (m receiving), foursome, begging, p in v smut, shoe humping ______________________________________________________________

This was a bad idea. Really, it was. Going to a Gryffindor party was bad, getting drunk was worse, but to agree to play strip poker? That was probably the worst.

That's what you told yourself as you ended up on your knees, entirely naked, in front of the three people you hated the most- James Potter, Sirius Black, and Remus Lupin. James had only lost a tie, Sirius had lost his shoes, and Remus had only lost his jacket. But you? You had lost every. Single. Round. And you had only been wearing a tiny skirt, a tank top, and tights as well as boots anyways. "I bet she's gagging for it, isn't she?" Sirius sneered, looking down at you. "Check her cunt, I bet it's soaking." James laughed cruelly, reaching down and giving your pussy a light slap. You whimpered, your juices soaking his hand. Remus whistled. "Slut."

The rest of the Gryffindors laughed, and some of them were palming their cocks. The Slytherins had all left, and the Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs had the decency to leave. "Might just use her for ourselves, yeah, Padfoot?" James, again. You look up, and Sirius slaps you across the face so hard, your face turns to the side. "Did we say you could look at us, slut?" "Not so cunning now, aren't ya? All we had to do was get you on your knees, you nasty bitch." Remus sneered, toeing your form with the tip of his boot. You whimpered again, much to the delight of the other Gryffindors. Sirius wrapped his fist around your hair, forcing you to stand up. He started to walk you to their dorm, while the rest of the house was jeering and catcalling. He kicked the door behind him, forcing you on your knees again. "Prongs, Moony, look at her tight little pussy. Clenching 'round nothing, is that right?" You whined, as James and Remus came in front of you. "Open your mouth." Immediately, you obeyed. You heard Remus spit before it landed on your tongue.

"Swallow." And you did. James started to undo his fly, letting his long, thick cock free. Without any grace, he thrust into your mouth, and you moaned around him. As you started to gag, Sirius scoffed. "Fucking snake. Where's your cunning now?" Whimpering again, you rubbed your thighs together, trying to get some friction. Of course, the boys noticed. "Look at her. Trying to cum. Here you go, slut. You can use this." James stuck his shoe in between your thighs, pressing it against your dripping heat. You started to grind down on it, humping his foot like a dog as you continued to try and suck him. "Fucking hell, y/n. You look so pathetic over there." And as James cums, his salty taste in your mouth, Sirius grabs you again, flipping you onto all fours. He thrusts HARD into you, your eyes rolling back with each thrust. "Ya love this, don't ya?" Remus asked, grabbing your ass. "Words, whore." "Y... Yes, I love this..." James goes back to fucking your face, and Remus undos his pants, sliding himself in your ass.

"She's so fucking tight."

[colorfulyetsinful]

Another hc time!!! This one was fun to make,,,

I stand by my placements, if you have something to say, you're wrong :)

JK...kinda

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Hogwarts addition

Dick:

Dick is a Gryffindor

This bitch is hanging off the moving stairs railing, flipping from branch to branch on the weeping willow, and doing hand stands on his flying broom

The definition of no fear gryffindor

Has the anger issues for it

Pulls pranks on the other houses (aka Slytherins)

Always in trouble for doing dangerous things

Favorite class is defense against the dark arts

Can’t be on the quidditch team bc during try outs he kept doing tricks instead of protecting the goal

His roommates is Wally, Roy, and cyborg

Somehow became a prefect

Lol this is just a nicer James Potter

Jason:

Jason is a Ravenclaw

Smart ass,

he’s those types of Ravenclaws

Helps makes the riddles for the Ravenclaw dorms every year

Really good in his classes and his teachers love him,

or they would if he wasn’t picking fights with the Gryffindors

Potions is class is his favorite

Snape wants to hate him, but can’t bc Jason is the best in his class

On the quidditch team (the members were scared bc his brother dick wanted to be fancy with acrobatics, but he’s surprisingly good),

he plays beater

Prefers to throw hands instead of using words (despite his house).

he wouldn't unless he really needs to,

or if they're a Gryffindor (those bitches be annoying) (yes that includes Dick)

Has weekly book club

Tim:

Tim is a slytherin

Another smart ass,

but unlike Jason (who raather fight then waist time with words), Tim has a mouth

Calls out bullshit in the teachers are saying in the classes

All his teachers hate him, especially Snape which actually shocks everyone,

Tim calls him out on his blatant favoritism (even tho its his own house) (He gon call it how he sees it)

Denied any prefect or headboy offerers (it’s not his thing)

Has a lot of gryffindor and Hufflepuff friends

Finds quidditch boring

Did I mention he’s has a mouth,

like Jason has a mouth too, but Tim is just mean

Picks fights with ravenclaws bc they think just bc they're the “smart house” that they are smarter then him

Did I say mean?

I meant unhinged,

boy will make you feel dumb

Slytherin behavior, honestly

Dating a gryffindor (Conner) or dating a ravenclaws (Bernard) (or both) (whichever you wanna pick)

Damian:

Damian is a Hufflepuff

Was loudly upset when he was sorted into Hufflepuff

"I should be in Sltherin, the only house that's up to standers and the most logical choice"

He actually doesn't mind being in Hufflepuff after getting situated

He loves Hagrid only bc of they share love for magical animals

Also on the quidditch team,

Plays Seeker

He's small which makes him fast enougth to chase after it

“Mean Hufflepuff”

Has friends from each house (Jon - Gryffindor, Raven - Slytherin, Colin - Ravenclaw, Billy and Beast boy - Hufflepuff also Damian’s roommates)

Favorite class is magical creature and where to find them,

obviously

Becomes headboy in later years

Honorary mentions!!

Alfred - Slytherin

Bruce - Slytherin

Cassandra - Ravenclaw

Stephanie - Gryffindor

Barbara - Ravenclaw

Duke - Hufflepuff

Selina - Ravenclaw (her and Bruce were head boy and girl)

Clark - Griffindor

Diana - Gryffindor

Bart - Hufflepuff

Cassie - gryffindor

Harley - Hufflepuff

Ivy - Ravenclaw

[auroramoon-draws16]

I can’t stop thinking about this, but it’s not Assassin’s Creed, sorry folks.

Hogwarts Legacy x Harry Potter

(No real spoilers, mostly vague references, iykyk)

I just need BAMF! Player Character/MC to pop up in the Harry Potter era. I’ve thought about several ways how:

1. Ghost. MC is the damn best duelist in history, but they can’t win ‘em all. Keep fighting the hardest fights, or get caught in a bad ending, and it’s curtains. So, what if MC didn’t feel like they did enough, hadn’t been able to help their friends enough, so they stayed, and in that decision, the wizarding world’s history changed. You call that defense against the dark arts??? That’s bullshit is what that is! Hey kid, here’s how you properly duel a bitch. Yes, it’s entirely legal to throw furniture and other objects at your opponent. Yes, you can throw your opponent. Prophecy? You guys traumatized a child! Hey, you, Harry was it? I gotchu, kid.

2. A painting. It’s pretty clear that the portraits all over the school are alive and retain some personality and characteristics of the subjects. Mostly when the subject actually adds more to their portrait to have a better effect. The MC was also one of the few who could use ancient magic, so that could be a reason they decided to have their portrait done, to ensure the next generation would have some sort of guidance they didn’t get. Not only that, but also help future duelists. So maybe the portrait can only be accessed by asking the Room of Requirement, mostly because ancient magic secrets are best kept between users. Imagine that portrait being found by Harry, he asks the room for help teaching Dumbledor’s Army spells and suddenly a portrait of a person no one has heard of, but apparently is the best duelist in the history of the wizarding world perks up and goes “alright, bet.” (This can also work for the ghost version) Well, the portrait could also just be out in public, but the MC is just not there, cue mystery to be solved!

3. Time travel. Ancient magic is wonky, it can happen! Cue sudden transfer student shenanigans. Also, chosen one? That is a child, MC has seen enough shit to know that’s fucked up and Harry needs better supports in his life, dammit. Older sibling MC goes brrrrr.

4. Apparition. Ancient magic wonky shit, part 2! Prophecies are bullshit. That is a child, and that bitchy 80 year old snake face needs to eat concrete. Harry stumbles upon an ancient magic item before he gets to Hogwarts. A necklace or a bracelet or some shit. Now baby Harry has a friend! MC takes one look at this child and goes “anybody gonna love and care for this one? No? Aight, mine now.” They can’t do much, but they are visible and heard only to Harry, so that means they can keep him company and tutor him wherever possible. How did they end up like this??? Uh…. Don’t worry about it.

5. Pensives. Somebody has to learn from history, and books are boring dammit. And easily edited. MC’s got your back kiddos.

6. How long do wizards live? Oh shit, yeah, MC is still alive. Heyyyy bitches, I’m your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor! Who here knows how to throw a bitch at a wall? No? Well we got a lot of catching up to do. I may be old, but I’m still the best damn duelist around.

Idk, I wanted to have some fun with this and I haven’t seen anyone do this with an actual character. You can add backstories and shit. I hate reader inserts, okay? Don’t judge me :/ (also I’m tired of the romance, I love me a good ship, but my aromantic ass wants to see cute platonic shit, okay?)

Here’s my MC for Hogwarts Legacy, even tho I don’t have the game, lmao:

Morgan Diane Rook (They/Them)

Black wavy hair that goes just past their ears, gray eyes, tan skin, freckles, round face, scar on their cheek, and in Hufflepuff (my house, also for the rep)

Sass master, protective friend, and just a little bit feral, will laugh in the face of enemies. Unforgivable curses? I don’t need to be forgiven, I just need you to cease existence. You were very rude to my friend.

Obligatory Slytherins need a designated Hufflepuff best friend.

Blame the attitude on the Uncle who took them in after their parents died in an accident. Uncle Jack is from the states and ran in a gang before he went straight for his kid, he’s trying his best dammit. It’s also why they’re a transfer student, they spent a few years with Uncle Jack in the states before moving back into Mom and Dad’s place. He hired a wizard tutor, no worries. He don’t get all this magic shit, but he loves his kid, and that’s enough reason for him. They’re a damn good duelist for a reason.

Morgan also knows how to use a gun, just because :)

Idk, I think they’re neat

[fangirl-nadir]

I genuinely don't care if people still want to participate in Harry Potter content. But if you try to tell me that Rowling said nothing wrong, your ass is getting blocked and reported. It takes all of two brain cells to recognize what a bigoted piece of shit she is. And if you have the fucking GALL to support Rowling while calling yourself a Hufflepuff? You are a disgrace to your house. Hufflepuffs would never support that bitch.

[every-aj-needs-an-angel]

Lines from RWRB that made me laugh out loud/inadvertently snort tea up my nose

Chapter 3

“94% probably of your dick becoming a recurring personality on face the nation”

HRH Prince Dickhead 💩

“I don’t know WHO you think you’re kidding you hufflepuff-ass bitch”

“I hope this gross miscarriage of campaign funds is worth it to you. My security thought it was a bomb. Shaan almost called in the sniffer dogs.” “Oh, definitely worth it. Even more worth it now. Tell Shaan I say hi and I miss that sweet sweet ass xoxoxo” “I will not.”

[alwaysintoodeep]

Picrew

Henry and Alex

Kemonomimi

"i don't know WHO you think you're kidding, you hufflepuff-ass bitch"

Movie Henry in that garden scene with Bea

Alex when he got kissed by Henry

Alex in his red, white, and blue bomber on the night of the reelection

Alex when he wants to give Henry a show

Crossdressing cheerleader Alex in that one fic by clottedcreamfudge

Picrew link:

[everettemontgomery]

A headcanon post el em ay o

Most of the npcs are labeled as "British or Irish" and I genuinely believe Daniel is the only Irishman there. and no its not just because hes ginger

I also know Kevin is pureblooded but he gives midwest baptist in a way i cannot describe

I know Daniel and Ivy are determinant but PERSONALLY i will always see them as Gryfindor (Ivy) and Slytherin (Daniel). And Hufflepuff Lottie :3

Daniel is the sassiest bitch ever specifically before breakfast- Like we know he has a habit of staying up late to work on potions bros GOTTA be crabby with the little sleep he gets.

Also muggle Lottie believer. I dont think theres a canon blood status for her? But if there is idc. And shes from like. Michigan.

The frey boys are actually quite clever. Like to me they just seem like if the weasleys were misguided in their mischief

Robyn probably has an interest in muggle sports. Like i can genuinely imagine her trying to figure a way to make hockey plays work in quidditch just for kicks

I know they arent officially canon but Robyn and Kev are totally dating behind the scenes and their whole dynamic is "He asked for no pickles". Unless the situation demand it bc hes a good ass actor

I read on some wiki or something that Cassandras mother wouldnt approve of how she treats people so I wonder where she gets her attitude from? like where did she learn it. I also read someheere thst shes like part veela? Canon or not Cassandra IS partially french in my head

[flyingtacoturtle11]

My definition of the houses bc I’m just better like that:

HUFFLEPUFF: So fucking underrated but who’s gonna be at your side when you did some stupid shit whether it’s deep or not these bitches are gonna roll with it and be the immense comfort you need them to be. My hc is that 75% percent of them have freckles don’t ask why idk freckles are just so freckly and I live them.

SLYTHERIN: “There so éveil blah blah blah” “ambition is bad and mean” biTch these motherfuckers are those people that if you dare them to eat a whole ass pizza they would do it. Their personalities get labeled as evil but to me it’s more “I bet you can’t do that” and slytherins will be like “WATCH ME BITCH”

GRIFFINDOR: YALL they not stupid but their not fucking smart either. It’s giving

“I’ll jump off that”

“OMFG NO YOU CANT”

“no ill do it”

“WHY”

*shrug*

Their the “do now, regret later” peeps

RAVENCLAW: mwah now ravenclaws are labeled as smart but gurl ill tell you what you say to any ravenclaw

“Omg ur so smart” I can Guarantee they’ll look at you so fucking weirded out with their eyebrows raised like “sure okay” they love the slytherins okay they vibe with them.

Artistic ass bitches alright no one can argue with me and weee DEFINITELY those kids that made concoctions with soaps and shit. Very experimental and philosophical which is why “woah smart house” is established.

Ur welcome I might edit this every once in a while when I think about something else but besides that this is fact.

[imintomakinghistory]

"i don't know WHO you think you're kidding, you hufflepuff-ass bitch."

@rwrbmovie & @rwrbsource's rwrbweek: Day 1 quote

[justal0wk3yg4mer]

Things I've Said: Hogwarts Legacy

Me: *Player/My actions* Character Dialogue

If you think I'm not going to use my real name for this. You're wrong. Give me my fucking letter.

5 minutes in and there's some intense shit going down. That's normal.

What matters, is who wields it. Well that is the most sensible thing I've heard at the beginning of a game.

*Squealing* The wand motions!

GRIFFENDOR! (I know what half of you MFs are gonna say. Fight me, I've taken the Pottermore tests)

I'm gonna spin all the globes.

*Freaks the fuck out over the sounds the cats make when you pet them.*

KAMAHAAA!!!

Bro, I'm smackin' the shit outta these keys.

Why does this handle look like a dildo?

Damn I have no filter; should have lied.

...the Mandrake! *Lowers TV volume* Had to be the fucking Mandrake.

Ah, a Vegan's worst nightmare...angry lettuce.

Bro, I'd smash some pumpkins with or without a wand.

Wow, this place is creepy *Immediately sees something and runs into said creepy place*

Tell him his grandson is a bitch.

Hogwarts, meet Thief 2014 lockpicking skills.

Siriana is mom.

And we don't have more interactions with Ominis because...?

I get to...I GET TO CATCH THEM ALL!?!?!

Deek, I would die for you.

Man got fucked up by a twig, then back for rounds 2 and 3, and still got his ass whooped!

No wait please tell me more about these monuments. *Spends the next 30 minutes finding astronomy tablets and looking at stars like a dork*

Aye yo, are those Jolly Ranchers?

*Physically crying* It's so big.

Y'all got me walkin' into a recommended level 25 and this MF is a 31?!?!

Amit went from 😀 to 😨

Why does it have to glow? It doesn't need to glow, isn't 8 legs enough?

*Gets Flipendo* Bro, Imma 'bout to break necks.

Damn a Hufflepuff on a trip. Tumblr was right.

Sebastian, honey, let me tell you my safeword: Pineapples. We got it? Cool. Pineapples, put the fucking bones down.

They practically made spiders the highlight of this game and I do not appreciate it...well, I do actually but that's not the point.

You need a smack to the face...with a chair.

Ominis is a true 'G'.

Why is he fighting me?!? Whoop you nephew's ass not mine!

Top 10 anime betrayals.

Damn, this horseman's fixin' to make me act up. Honestly if Dorran betrays us, I would thank him...Tumblr don't judge me.

I legit about to quit the game if Natty died. Like no joke.

*Listens to NPC* Who's out there breakin' bones? Actually I am, gimme some of that.

My wardrobe is upgraded. My potions are stocked. Power is full. I'M READY BITCH.

I need this on Spotify.

Alright, Fig and I did our heart to heart. Now he's probably gonna get killed...I'm kidding please don't.

I SAID I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON'T

Stop, I didn't ask for a eulogy. 😭

I know she's being sweet right now but I am mesmerized by herself stirring mug.

I didn't really have a word count but I did have a question. Leave a comment if you'd like:

BEST MODE OF TRAVEL: Beast Mount or Broom?

[evyisaks]

""I don't know who you think you're kidding you Hufflepuff-ass bitch" lmao

[lord-of-fun-fools-and-fuckery]

fics i want for the batfam

a fic where damian, duke and tim get lost in England together just as civilians. they're still vigilantes but they're forced on break. Cass is also there but no one but oracle knows. Cass just fucks around making things chaotic.

The Al Ghuls (+jason) hanging out

just a bunch of times where steph is recognised as apable/impressive to the batfam

more dick's batman era fics where they are just found family. all of them. Alfred, Babs, Steph, Dick and damian.

Helena being steph's big sister

dick jason and cass acting immature and childish together (they deserve it)

jay not telling the bats he's hood and just kinda does his killing thing but ends up like being a huge softie with the birds and batman doesn't go on his ass for the killing thing- cause ever since red hood appeared statistics have gotten better. and he becomes like- an ally??? he like goes into the cave but he keeps his hood on and doesn't show his face. and the bats are chill. even funnier if JL/YJ/Titans saw him once or twice and went "who tf is that one?" "hood?" "who is he?" "no fucking clue, but he's really gentle" "he has guns & explosives with kryptonite strapped to his thigh"

cass just having a break down.

Where oracle helps like CONSISTENTLY LIKE FAIL WITHOUT THEM on teams like JL, Titans, BoP, Bats&Birds and YJ and the non-bats/birds try to find out her identity but fail??? and then they're lowkey scared cause holy fuck why do they know so much. Then they meet babs. and are intimidated.

duke and kate eating fries on a rooftop sharing opinions and insights on the bats + duke being comfortable to ask her questions he wouldn't ask the others.

MORE HOGWARTS AUs specifically ones with tim in slytherin, dick&duke in Gryffindor, Jason in Ravenclaw, and Dami & Cass in Hufflepuff and they all thrive in their houses. other things needed are jay with weasely twins, damian sneaking in other towers because he hates hufflepuff at first by purely fucking scaling the walls. cass being a ginny chaos enabler, jason/duke/dick in tri-wizard tournament and helping harry out, duke explaining his meta powers by "haha guys i swear it 's the wiz-waz-wand lmao", them all ditching the yule ball to hangout and play tag in the forbidden woods.

#only in gotham

everytime the gotham sirens called batman a bitch

JL meeting bat's kids (+steph, kate, harper) and thinking holy fucks sake these guys are scarier than batman. Especially constantine and steph (lmao iconic depressed blondes in completely different directions)

damian, jon and billy batson causing mayhem

steph getting to secretly be a single mom (B doesn't know) but every bat +superman (y'know for funnsies let's throw him in to give steph a heart attack) thinks they are the only one who knows.

if steph never met the bats got herself crazy mentors (league even??) and was strong enough to be recruited to titans while being SIGNIFICANTLY younger so it's basically them fighting to adopt spoils. who, no, has not shown her face yet.

wayne memes where social media users talk about how much of a meme the waynes are also who tf is steph she is everywhere but she isn't even famous or a wayne and is she a in-law or step-sis?

benard being the batshit crazy one in him and tims relationship

Oliver queen just witnessing mental breakdowns from every bat (yes even the big man) without them knowing he's there and him just slowly walking away with chips or something trying not to crunch loudly so they won't notice him but he's hallway already crunching.

dick just crashing at different titans places when bruce kicks him out and him REFUSING to explain (no, no one in JL knows where robin is but when he's gone THEY ARE SCARED)